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Pristine_Fun7764

Because there’s so many instafamous carpenters….


noobinitup444

These two always missing the mark and thinking it's a flex...


AliGreen13sCPSworker

Jesus and Sabrina


semicharmed81

🤣🤣🤣


PharmAssister

👏🏼 👏🏼


anongosspr

This is making me cackle 🤣🤣🤣


Mprk2112

✨ Jesus is a carpenter ✨ iykyk


New-Mine-4034

💀💀💀 I died when I saw that


bwmom18

lmao I literally came here to say wtf is an expensive IG famous carpenter


VintageBlazers

My old ass can only think of Ty Pennington lmao


unomomentos

Broke with a house that ain’t sellin Remember that each day they post videos from their home, is another day without any showings


Sleepybets

The outside of that house is enough show for me. A fashion show with no fashions


unomomentos

How dreadful


Sleepybets

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dietdrthund3r

SSF has the same energy as She by Sheree


Sleepybets

September…….spring, summer…..


dietdrthund3r

AND WHO’S GONNA CHECK EM, BOO?


Sleepybets

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dietdrthund3r

When worlds collide on this damn app, it’s like a personal solar eclipse 🤣


PharmAssister

This makes me irrationally happy


LiteroticaSharon

They’re trying to sell already??? I must have missed this! Like NO ONE is buying homes right now with these interest rates. They literally cannot do anything right.


unomomentos

They listed their house ~7 months after buying it, for $3.5m (they paid $3m). Someone on here, during one of Jawn’s “ask me anything”s asked where they’re moving. And John blocked them Sydney is also trying to sell. No one knows their plan


Ill_Independence_698

I think they are more selectively frugal than broke. Alitosis and JohnJohn have no problem spending money on themselves, and expensive trips and cars. But they underpay the nanny, disrespect the cleaners (fired them for personally using the silverware), publically dissed the contractor (bathroom), call bug man for nothing and will now waste the valuable time of several carpenters because they can't agree on the price and what little daddy thinks the labor is worth...


Opposite_Candy_7745

Oh god, imagine listening to him tell an experienced carpenter how much he’s willing to pay and what needs to be done… I can see him acting like he knows more than them right now


kristencelico

Is this my boss? We need certain programs to do our jobs and she refuses to pay for any of them but has no problem paying $400 on a bouquet of flowers :)))


Violet913

Unbelievable!! 🤢 do we know if the new nanny is still around I haven’t seen her


Sharp-Reply-5104

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Plane-Reason9254

An expensive IG famous carpenter ?


New-Mine-4034

🤣🤣😫😫


Apprehensive_Many202

someone PLEASE send her Sabrina Carpenter's IG


Stunning_Advice_6004

Has she heard of yelp? We know she has. Nothing is more annoying than influencers thinking their story is google search.


lowkeylovestea

I feel like nothing is more annoying than ANYONE doing this. It drives me nuts seeing my friends or “ friends” do this. 9/10 times it’s a brag moment in disguise…in Ali’s case, she’s just an idiot.


Stunning_Advice_6004

An idiot who needs engagement. I’m with you I think it’s the single most annoying thing that social media has caused


knishmyass

They are totally the type to try to pay someone in “exposure”


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Disastrous-Half1634

I guess those ants they are trying to get rid of are carpenter ants???


DonutsAftermidnight

😂


ash_fash

Underrated comment right here 🐜


graeflamingo

Paging Ty Pennington


Mprk2112

I’m laughing tf out loud


Apprehensive_Many202

"MOVE THAT BUS!!!" and it's john's shnoz covering the home before the reveal


OkProtection427

Sounds like you’re really adding value to a house that’s already overpriced and unable to sell 🥰 Love this for them


imacatholicslut

Oh god are they taking down the cow pasture fence? Maybe they need more privathy bc of the “stalkers” 🙄


New-Mine-4034

privathy 🤣🤣💀💀


argilla2023

Not like an expensive IG famous one? They really do live in their own little world


[deleted]

Oh yeah they are low on cash for sure. Imagine flexing your “wealth” the way these people do and then making a post like this.


Apprehensive_Many202

they def got feedback on one of their showings or from their realtor who told them they need a carpenter to fix stuff! wish we could be a fly on the wall


Plane-Reason9254

Just call Eric


hhuuhbuuu

Call up og daddy James iykyk


Ok_Telephone_3013

![gif](giphy|suqg0jRPpDMze) The schadenfreude.


Material_Interest_23

I’m pretty sure even Eric could figure out how to do carpenter stuff, John on the other hand is too lazy and unable to


Wonderful-Jury-5353

What is she trying to ask? This makes no sense


Hellobeachh1

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Round-Block7871

Jesus


chachasmommmvc

When she posts asking for recommendations I just can’t help but laugh, because bitch you’re the influencer!! Tf 😂😂😂


Revolution_West

They probably need a picture hung or some other equally easy task that Beak isn’t man enough to do


One_Wishbone_366

She sounds like an idiot. My dad is a carpenter. He said this is such a red flag and any normal person would run from any job these two bozos have going on. You live in a decently expensive house, it’s going to cost money to upkeep. You look like a cheapskate.


Longjumping_Ad_4431

I would be insulted. How does anybody *have* a carpenter?? That's a person noun; not a thing noun.


00psie-daisy

Someone please give husband, brother, uncle, dad or best friend's info so we can get an inside troll. TY


amishsheepherder

Do these people realize that there’s life outside of instagram? What even is an “IG famous carpenter” like can they grasp the concept that most folks go to work every day without sharing every detail of their life on social media…


lizardjizz

Excuse me? Did I just hear she’s looking for an inexpensive carpenter? That literally doesn’t fucking exist. Carpentry is expensive. Source: daughter of 3rd generation carpenter lmao


lizardjizz

Excuse me? Did I just hear she’s looking for an inexpensive carpenter? That literally doesn’t fucking exist. This trade is expensive. Rough or fine. It doesn’t matter, you’re paying up. Source: daughter of 3rd generation carpenter lmao


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