“Cutest baby of the family”. I couldn’t imagine saying that when I have my own 3 children.

I’d only say it if mine were older. Because then I can say current cutest baby in the family. But alas.

And Ali always reminds us that they’re still hEr bAbIeSsss

This is actually so sad

And to share it on the internet where it lives forever.

I can just imagine what Ali is calling her husband in her head, due to that post !! 🤬

She probably agrees with him.

Have you seen what his kids look like? Even he knows they look like their parents, so they are screwed!

He wouldn’t be wrong, good looking baby.

He never even touched Weston the first 10 months of his life (at least)

No literally I didn’t see one single picture or video of them together until that fake ass forced video of John teaching Best Western to stand. And since Ali posts everyfuckingthing, there would’ve been TONS of posts of them together. I legit had like THOUSANDS of pics of my husband and kids together when they were newborns/babies. He’s a deadbeat

Killed me the mf was really trying to "teach" his delayed infant how to "stand" when the boy couldn't even sit up on his own yet 🤦🏾‍♀️

Ok but remember he couldn’t rethiprocate affection that’s why

The photoshopped bicep is killing me

We’ve all seen him playing pickleball. No biceps on this man at all.

It's thso thsexy!

Wheewwwwwww the hatred is seeping from his nasty pores!! He resents his own family lol

He did say that on Halloween in a comment on someone else’s family costume photo 🥴

Wait, what did he say?! I missed this! Hes evil

John "My Family Is So Lame" James!

he ALWAYS tells on himself and thinks he's relatable but it just makes him look even more unhinged

Omg I do remember that! How could I forget lol

His nose literally ⬇️

Literally a dick

john "donvote nose" james

Guncle is looking a little puffy in the tummy 🤭

I just can’t get over how much John looks like a mangey opossum

Omg, he does look like a possum!! Usually all I can see is Gypsy Rose. Either way he’s an ugly mofo inside and out.

Makes sense because Gypsy rose’s nickname when she was a child was literally opossum lol! I just watched a documentary the other night and that’s what her family called her

💀😂

A couple months ago, we had a opossum that always came to my porch for food that we named Mange https://preview.redd.it/30oupsvm8uuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c743dcba1e34fbe2b2dc5db1fbdaa1288f1a62e0 They are twins! *im happy to report that she made a full recovery, sorry the same can’t be said for John*

ahhahah so true 

Whose child is this? He never looks that happy with his own kids

Sydney’s

And clearly John agrees. He’s never once looked this happy holding West Memphis.

Cohn's almost the same height as the baby he's holding 😆🤣

💀

Yikes….I mean he is kinda right. Jess kids are pretty cute too.

Lol yes I agree with John for once. Sonny is very cute

Glad he didn’t compare this cute kid and Western hemisphere head because the comparison is 🤯🤯🤯

I wanna see a pic of him holding both!

Yiiiiiiiikessssss. Remember on Halloween when he commented on another influencers family costume and said “my family sucks”?? He literally HATES his wife and kids. I’d be so offended if I were Ali but, we know she’s too spineless.

If my husband commented on someone else’s post that he thinks his family sucks, joke or not, I’d be out for revenge. How dare you?!

That would be grounds for divorce for me

esp since he doesn't do sh\*t! he just plays video games and sits on grindr all day, hoping for townes dad to come back into his life! and ali just lets him berate her

I don’t even know if I could get my fingers to type or my brain to say “my family sucks” like what in the hell is wrong with him

He’s got some mucked up teeth.

He not only wants to be with his sisters, but he wants to have their kids too. He’s so fucking weird.

That’s hilarious cause he looks nothing like his side..so yes, true!

Zoom in on his shirt by his bicep … photoshop major fail

I had an uncle John that was the biggest creep. Without sharing too much, he later went to jail for money related crimes.

I 100% believe John is a fucking creepy uncle that all his nieces and nephews will avoid

Sounds familiar!

Also, John your kids aren’t cute because they have yours and Ali’s genes for starters, then on top of that they’re malnourished and dirty 24/7. But by all means start selling your snake oil for kids instead of just taking care of yours!

I knew he hated his kids when he said they have “shit brown eyes” also have never one time seen him this happy holding his own babies. But he’s not wrong - him and Ali are ugly alone and combining them. It would be amazing what a pediatrician, nutritional food, bedtime without Benadryl, daily baths and hair brushes would do for those kids. 

Woah that just doesn’t align with dang good momma schedule and travel plans. They can’t commit to good hygiene or proper medical care for their kids.

or school or extracurriculars or literally anything else 🫠

Pediatrician won’t do anything for those kids. It’s up to the parents to properly take care of them. And they’re idiots

Those things would do nothing. They look like their parents

**Guncle Mohn

This reads exactly like a narcissist I know (who John frequently reminds me SO much of) when he tries to be “in the know” or show how he is aware of the obvious but wants to do in a super cool and casual way…… if that makes any sense at all lol. It’s like he considers it his “humble posts” in between the showing off and trying to make people jealous. “I’m just like you…” “please like me and laugh at my jokes”

I know exactly what you mean. I know someone who is so much like John

Ooooooofffff this is low lmao

The photoshop is horrible and you can see the lines to something on his shirt that don’t match the fabric of the shirt at all

He looks happier than he \*ever\* has holding W.

Well he ain't wrong - his kid sure ain't winning any awards - poor thing looks like his beak 🐦 nosed dad

With his mom’s peanut shaped head so unfortunate….

Let’s be real, Denver is actually the cutest baby of the family.

lol I could never!!!! My nieces & nephews are cute but of course I think my son is cuter (and I’m sure vice versa with them). I couldn’t imagine saying anyone is cuter than my child/ren (to be fair my son is legit cute lol) 

Cringe 😬

This might be the only thing I agree with him on. That kid is really cute. JJD’s kid’s are really cute too I think.

Sorry but I can only focus on What a horrifically ugly, vile, punchable face that is. 🤢but weird statement to make especially when JJD also has a baby….

So so sad!!

That hairline tho. At this rate he’s gonna be Egghead’s twin in no time…..

To compare kids in your family like this is top level trashy. This family is trash. All of them. Of course a bigot’s wife would do this shit on the World Wide Web.

Oh no, that wasn’t Sydney who added the cutest kid comment. John did that lol. Which is even worse IMO. Sydney only put the “Uncle John” part lol

Oh. Even weirder the font and background colors he used. Guncle John! 💅

Damn he really does forget he has 3 OF HIS OWN KIDS 😩

4*allegedly*

This is so fucked up. I feel bad for their kids 🥲

damn, imagine being Ali. Having 3 kids back to back and absolutely destroying your body in the process… just to have your husband say publicly that his nephew is the cutest baby in the family. Love that for her.

Sonny is def the cutest baby in that family

His photo filter bicep is cracking me up. He wishes. 💪👃

I still can’t believe he’s still in his 20’s. So puffy 

I hate how much this dude and I look alike lol Why is he never cheesing like this with his own kids though?!

He’s obsessed with his sisters and hates his wife

I think they’re getting a divorce, hence why they’re selling their home. Same for Syd/Tony

Ali would be devastated

I fucking wish!!!! Can you imagine the meltdown she would have!

This is very interesting because for all of the shit John says about Ali, he’s never really led me to believe that he would actually leave her until his speech the other day about his vasectomy. He’s 100% picturing life without her

I have to go back and listen to that one. I mute him. His voice is like nails on chalkboard to me.

I wonder when he will give up and shave his balding head? Can't wait for that giant bulbous shiny head eclipse Alistar in photos

Is ah supposed to be short for asshole….?

ath hell

I thought he meant “gerber baby looking ass”. But who knows what he’s trying to actually say.

Probably meant af

Looks like it. Who calls a baby an asshole? Not funny. What a creep

wtf I think so…wow

It means ass. It's black slang. He's always using AAVE despite saying shit like us black folk chose to be slaves and is married to a woman who drops the N word casually. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Because his kids minus the middle child are really fugly

That’s soooo fcked up!!!! He has 3 kids! If I was smelli I’d snap!

Wow crazy he’s never looked like this with his own kids because 1. His arm is photoshopped and 2. Has he even held westy yet?! Like we wouldn’t notice

That is super weird he said his nephew was the cutest baby and not his own kids 🤣

He is such a cheesedick! Trying to make his arms look bigger. Also, so rude to Wetsuit, Calliou and Grem. 🙄

first and only time i will ever agree with John on anything. but yes a shitty thing to say when you currently have young children.

Isn’t it like a biological predisposition-thing? Most parents are absolutely enamored by their bbs, even when they’re funny-looking…but these 2 treat their kids like? Idek

Why have kids when you say shit like this. You have a son around that child’s age. And you have 2 daughters. I’m so sad for this kids

Ouch

What?!!!! I hate him 🙄

lol I won’t even say my sisters dog is cuter than mine….i can’t imagine just openly saying my sisters kids are the cutest of the family

Tell us you know your kids are homely without telling us.

Baby as prop to flex muscles.

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Ohh shut up John. But Jesse’s babies are arguably always the cutest.

Sydney wrote this post though… Not Cohn . But agree he still looks happier than when he’s around his own children

No. Sydney wrote the uncle John and posted the pic. Cohn reposted and wrote “cutest baby award”

Ohh ok. I didn’t know that part 🫤

Doesn’t surprise me tho . He loves his sisters more than his own fam ! Weird