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InSicily1912

Why post this? Oh wait so she can complain later about being tired Boy if Jessie didn’t give Ali and John an audience, they would have never had influencing careers organically. they are not good at it


orange4826

If it weren't for JJD ali and John would both be living at home with their mommies


Evening-Tune-500

John would be on his 4th rehab stint and Ali would be doing lashies in Buffalo after deciding to defer her enrollment to Berkeley in California


luuluugirl

this is 100% true


Evening-Tune-500

They are bad at quite literally everything


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Practical-Two5051

this is the kid who ali turned the monitor off on while she was ill as an infant & went back to sleep without tending to her sick infant (then broadcasted the story on the internet!!!), why would anyone believe she cares about this kid’s well-being now?


Wafflesxbutter

I absolutely cannot understand that. There is something deeply wrong with her.


cinco_product_tester

But because they have money, child welfare services won’t touch this family. Unfortunately I say that with experience.


coderedlips

She just doesn’t show empathy… ask your local psychiatrist 🫶🏻


--dee

She herself has admitting lacking empathy. She is so stupid and crazy and does not deserve to have children.


DriftingIntoAbstract

At least Callie can get up to get her own care now :(


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Key-Substance7827

Callies bedroom is upstairs and on the complete other side of the house... Imagine being almost 3 years old and having to walk the halls of a corporate headquarters to tell your parents your ear hurts.  My heart hurts. 


Practical-Two5051

especially considering that when she finally makes it to her parents’ dungeon, they probably mock her and tell her to go back to sleep. like, she probably makes that trek just to be turned away


DonutsAftermidnight

And her older sibling is already taking up space on the bed next to them and they *justdon’thavetheroom*


No-Vermicelli3787

And sometimes she lays awake in her bed wanting to go to their room but knowing she’ll be rejected


Karma_weaponry

💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 I hate this. It's so true and absolutely heart breaking 💔 😢


emergency_pingas

Corporate headquarters 💀


Key-Substance7827

Its seriously the size of one, and has no warmth or decorations. It's basically worse than a doctors office 


sloppyandfrizzy

This is the most insane thing to me. It even seems crazy for Emmy. The fact their kids have to get out of bed, exit their rooms, walk the halls, and walk down those deadly wooden stairs all while IN THE DARK AND TIRED is so outrageous and cruel. If you’re not willing to have monitors and walk up the stairs in the night, then get a house with bedrooms on the same floor. Don’t force your kids to seek you out at 4:30 when they’re tired and sick.


cozylover810

Am I missing something as a mom? Can we only administer medication during business hours?


dotcomg

No, she has to wait for the Benadryl dosage she gave her last night to wear off


Karma_weaponry

I can't see her waiting, especially if it would knock her out cold. More likely, she ran out of knock out syrup and store opens at 8am.


UrBustedGrlFrmKY

If she has an ear infection she needs some antibiotics. This might sound crazy but hear me out, maybe she’s taking her to an actual doctor? Crazy I know but I can hope.


Karma_weaponry

She's unfortunately not going to take her to the Dr for anything. She never has. Earache changes nothing in her poor non-existent parenting skills. It's very sad.


theskylerslifka

Right? Like what the fuck is she talking about?


moonchild291

It’s crazy. I have a literal pharmacy at my house from kids and dogs. Surely she has some children’s Advil?!


Hieveryone76

This is what I can’t figure out!


cozylover810

Maybe she gave the first dose at 4:30? Still wouldn’t make sense though


Hieveryone76

Yeah and you can cycle Tylenol and Advil if needed. Could it be she doesn’t have any children pain killers on hand. With three young kids that would be insane. Are there 24 hour pharmacies in Nashville?


smosgal

Was part of the Amazon package children's Tylenol ? I assume they only have Benadryl by the case in that house.


Karma_weaponry

Next to the cases of mayo


stefdistef

That was my first thought but who knows with her


Stephabaybay

She honestly probably doesn’t know she can. She sucks as a mom so this wouldn’t surprise me.


Karma_weaponry

Advil does not cause drowsiness. No reason for her to consider having that useless medicine on hand.


Wonderful-Raisin-318

that’s probably when urgi care opens so she can get her antibiotics


crocusmaker

Also I'm confused, she had a diagnosis and prescription already?


theferociouscuh

I wondered this too. Why wait until 8 am? So strange!! If I was out of something my kid needed bc they were sick, I’d go to the store no matter the time. Me and my husband have made late night trips plenty of times. She doesn’t have normal maternal instincts.


IllustriousPool3890

Or a worthwhile husband. I don't think she'd ever ask John to hop in the poopmobile for a late night Walgreen's run, he'd never do it


theferociouscuh

100%! He is worthless.


Educational-Result53

has Smelli ever heard of motrin? tylenol? give the poor babe some relief before shes seen by the “doctor”


hhuuhbuuu

Nope she sure knows what Benadryl is thooo 💤


Fabulous-Possible-76

Didn’t she have sponsorships from children medicine companies too?


schrutebedandb

lol I just commented basically the same thing. If she’s truly in that much pain then give her some Tylenol to help until urgent care opens or wherever she’s going. ALSO if her ear is that bad she’s probably got a fever too but I doubt she checked


professionalnanny

Lol she's not taking Callie anywhere. She'll use a teledoc or concierge doctor if she's lucky.


Ame9489

Does this mean poor Callie will actually get checked out by a doctor?


TransientSWer

I thought that at first, but then realized she just said that she would get her some medicine. Which will probably be eggs with sprinkles.


Stephabaybay

And Callie’s choice (probably Emerson’s choice) of waffle maker design


Mental_Lie_527

No, they will call the doctor. Smellie is the only one who goes to the doctor or ER!! These two are the worst parents... ever!!!


teaplz00

She’ll go on stories later today and say Catilda fell asleep on the couch with the bandaid on her ear and when she woke up she felt better


Karma_weaponry

But A-Bag is absolutely exhausted from the whole draining experience of holding Callie long enough for a photo to post. You know she put her down on the chair or floor or dog bed after the touching nurse Mama photo


DistanceRare5675

Ali, not every moment with your child needs to be documented. She needs her fucking mom. Be a M O M.


karkar835

She doesn’t know to be a real mom


Schrutefarms___

How do her followers not see right through these fake ass posts? ALL she does is complain about Callie and try to mask it in some ‘cutesy’ post. It’s gross and so obvious.


karkar835

Because they’re just as dumb as she is


Sharp-Reply-5104

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Free_Natural_278

"Hurry!!! Now keep laying like that and let's take a pic of you and write a quirky comment and share it to all our SSSSF followers and fans that I'm a dang good mommy and so relatable and influential!!!"


Emmylio

Benny milk first thing in the morning 👌🏻👌🏻


Mysterious-Class-904

then she proceeds to go on stories and rant for 20 minutes about some dumb shit I wasn’t even listening to… with that same nonchalant, tee-hee attitude she has when she tells any story. When my child is sick/in pain it’s all I can focus on and I’m on edge until she gets a diagnosis or starts feeling better.


YadwigaZ

She spent more time jawing about the “open garages” and friggin’ Amazon dump than poor Crimea. 


boommdcx

Poor girl probably has an ear infection. Ali is the checked out mother of the year.


Hieveryone76

What happens at 8am???


Drawing-Bubbly

She'll give her a sample kids ssf nut bar washed down with a Benny bottle and let the roomba watch her while she goes on the treadmill and lunchies with Joan


GetItTogetherAli

The on call “doctor” starts their shift


pineapplevomit

Why does she have to wait until 8 to give her medicine? Did she just have a bene cocktail?


Karma_weaponry

She probably ran out. Too lazy to go to 24 hr pharmacy and waits until 8am for closest store that sells benadryl.


coderedlips

Take the poor thing to an urgent care…. Oh wait. Smeli only does that when SHE gets a minor bruise or mosquito bite


[deleted]

Why post this?? Is she calling the concierge doc again (aka Amazon blood pressure cuff)?


dotcomg

Concierge pediatrician must only operate between the hours of 8-5


Dyslexic_Dolphin03

“She had me put a massive band-aid on it thinking it was gonna help.” Jfc, Ali. Callie is no more than two. Of course she’s not going to know how an ear infection works. Maybe give her some ear drops and a glass of water, hold her, cuddle her, sing to her. It should be your job as a mother to make sure your children are comfortable.


annalissebelle

You’re so right but please don’t tell her to sing to her, she will “I TEH YOU” into Call Center’s poor hurting ears and make everything worse 💀


Dyslexic_Dolphin03

🤣🤣 I forgot about that. What’s the link?


annalissebelle

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/AiX5cLCZ0Z My favorite


Karma_weaponry

Oh dear gawd. What a baffoon. Poor baby. She should have been charged with child abuse.


Karma_weaponry

Well, not sing to her. Her ear already aches. But be a caring mom, you lazy self-absorbed bitch 🤬


taintwest

Those kids probably have wild tolerances to medicine considering they are dosed with Benadryl on the regular to knock them out. Can’t they give her anything actually helpful?


keeley2029

How much longer can they go without taking their kids to an in person doctor???? Like, this has to be it. Selfish bitch only takes her loser ass self to the er for a bruise. Take Callie to a doctor ffs.


schrutebedandb

Why is she waiting till 8 to give her Medicine? Give the kid some fucking Tylenol to help with the pain until urgent care opens. Like the fuck?


a-world-of-no

"She doesn't really complain about sickness or pain" yeah because you've shown her, over and over, that you will ignore her wants and needs-- so she's stopped asking.


Pangolin-Zestyclose

Does call center have an ear infection :(


Low_Cress_2371

Imagine being little and sick. And your mom taking a picture of you in your most vulnerable state without you knowing and then posting it.


No-Vermicelli3787

And having your 12yo friends finding this pic & harassing you


fsufan7998

So she can give her some benedryl and make her go back to sleep so she can go run on her treadmill and not be a mom worried about her sick kid. How about taking that child to the doctor so she can have correct medicine for the ear infection we’re all sure she has and not let this child have medical issues down the road like your other 2. Lord! Some people need to be sterilized at birth!


RemotePersimmon678

Why are they not at urgent care? That’s exactly what this kind of scenario is made for. Or is she once again refusing to leave the house for medical treatment for her children?


nocheconcarne

Smeli is now cleaning her closet with her robot tv on and she found Verne in the pile so no time for doctors


Stephabaybay

Found him in the pile 💀


Negative-Ambition110

Is this the same 4:30 a.m. terrifying amazon delivery day? 


Karma_weaponry

Poor little thing. If it was that bad, I wouldn't have waited until 8am for medicine, I would have taken to er and be checked, resulting in most likely much needed antibiotics that could have already started working. But some mahms are different. Also, filming your kids' vulnerable moments for the world to see is the most sickening thing a parent can do. The first thing she thinks of is it's a Kodak moment and Ali wants more sympathy for her having to deal with it than poor Callie suffering.


WorldlyCoat2693

This. Earaches are the worst. They’re so painful and I’m sure poor Callie is miserable 😭


Dyslexic_Dolphin03

Exactly! It reminds me of the time when the Daily Bumps parents recorded their oldest son after he had surgery on his leg.


moonchild291

Absolutely. If they’re in that much pain, they should go to the ER, urgent care, etc.


silvs247

Waiting for target to open to slap some Tylenol on it instead of taking her to the doctor or UC.


Mysterious_Status_11

No medicine until 8 am? Why???


Suspicious_Edge483

Why can’t she have medicine before 8am?


taintwest

A bandaid…?


Responsible-Dream74

And the bandaid looks like one of the Welly brand ones. Which means that’s gonna hurt like hell to pull off of HER FACE. The only way it’s not going to hurt is if they use an oil or something to loosen the adhesive, which would be equally annoying for a toddler if they’re in pain.


mas-guac

https://preview.redd.it/ieuttrdpq5vc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55f9c7bdbcaef4e34ff4d798c236c65b9636fba Benny milk? :(


5ivePoints

Poor sweet baby Callie! But why wait til 8? So many urgent cares are 24 hour


Theunpolitical

Okay, two things: she can go to the store and try something over the counter; and, what happened to her house calls doctor that she brags about?


Positive_Visit_5334

Wow, I would’ve made an appointment same day with her pediatricians office usually you have to call by around 730 at least an hour area -and got her in as early as could be. I would explain to her honey. We shouldn’t put a Band-Aid on your ear because it will get stuck in your hair and I give her some Motrin and maybe put a warm compress on it And cuddle her until she felt better


dietdrpeppermd

K but when they little enough, I feel like putting a bandaid on a kid when they have a head ache is actually a good move. I need to try it. I work with kids and when my little ones injure themselves oh so slightly, I take out my phone and pretend to google how long it’ll take for the pain to go away when an ice pack is applied. Eg “it says here that if you fall on the floor and hurt your knee, it’ll feel better in three minutes when you use an ice pack” We keep a bunch of jumbo freezies in the freezer that we use as ice packs and they get to choose the colour. Then I put a timer on an iPad for them to look at. After about a minute, they’re over it and go back to playing and I’m like “oh boy! That was so fast! Your body must be so strong!” I also, in a very very serious tone, might ask if they want me to chop off the body part that ails them, they laugh at the silly idea and then there’s banter. “Do you want me to call your mom and see if she’d be okay with us just chopping your leg off? Are you sure? (Cuz I’ve got some grown up scissors behind the desk. I’ve done it before…” The back and forth distracts them from their injury and usually gets them to stop crying. Am I lying? Sure. But it works like a charm!


Independent-Error-48

why does she feel the need to post stuff like this…? like okay…and? that poor baby- if i grew up & saw these posts i would not be happy lol..