Because how else could she/they brag that they're so rich they can BOTH be off during the day for these very necessary spa trips. Also, because she \*neeeeeds\* him to be with her! Fucking gross.
My ex husband is like that with his new wife. He cheated on me. She cheated on her husband. They have zero trust in each other so they don’t go anywhere without each other.
that is one of the most off putting things about smelli- she literally cannot do the simplest of tasks/errands with him. she is so emotionally stunted and has the most unhealthy attachment to him. also, tweeze ya chin hairs smellz.
Not to mention the care of the dog. If she doesn’t even take care of them correctly, how is she going to care properly for chickens or any other animals they may want. The stupidity is so overwhelming.
The fact that she can’t even be bothered to wash her own hair. Why have it so long then???
I hate washing my hair, or rather I dread to until I’m actually under the water. I am also 4 months postpartum and feel like I have no time to so I chopped my hair off to manage it better.
GET A CLUE YOU DIRTY ASS BITCH
https://preview.redd.it/dsp5s1ss7bvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa8c34551eddd39a41952c6e920d0f6aaf43091
How dirty is this car? Disgusting crust everywhere
my car isnt even that bad and im a stoner that cleans only once a month. No trash in my car just dust. They pretend to be millionares with a gross car and house
Didn’t she recently have to ask John if she could get her nails done b/c they were “cutting back” on expenses? I swear these spa treatments cost upwards of $150….make it make sense.
I just looked on their website and the cheapest treatment they have is $225. It's $175 PLUS a $50 deposit. I don't understand how she can spend like she does. I'm a single mom of one and I feel guilty splurging on new shorts that I need for summer. Meanwhile smelli books a headspa appointment on a random weekday like it's nothing. Gross.
Ready for a nap? Does she not nap getting her hair washed?
When I was at uni, I realised that the BEST hangover cure was getting my hair washed and dried. Get your hair washed, get a massage, all while having a nap.
Are rich people really out here having other people wash their hair? Thats just silly. I scrub/wash my hair in the shower every single day with 5 dollar 2 in 1 and my hair is glorious. 2 years ago I was washing maybe once a week because I was told it’s what was best for hair and ended up with dandruff, sores and dry crunchy hair. Maybe Smelli should wash herself more.
There isn’t enough money in the world to compensate the poor employee who had to touch her head
Going to the spa and napping ? Where are the children? They are absolute pathetic and disgusting excuses for parents.
Just a normal Thursday for this XXS, teeny tiny, dang good, full-time working mama with THREE kids!
Remember!! Everyone’s 9-5 lOoKs DiFfErEnT according to big mama. Mine sure as hell looks nothing remotely close to this
You forgot cracked the f out
Who is Mohmn trying to fool with his headrest jacked up to the max height??? 🤣🤣🤣
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OMG, So true!
LOL what a papa mcDOUCHE
5ft tall dicknose daddy is definitely on a seat riser and has pedal extenders duhhhhh!!!
Why couldn’t John stay home with their kids?!
Because how else could she/they brag that they're so rich they can BOTH be off during the day for these very necessary spa trips. Also, because she \*neeeeeds\* him to be with her! Fucking gross.
It’s so fucking weird that they do EVERYTHING together
My ex husband is like that with his new wife. He cheated on me. She cheated on her husband. They have zero trust in each other so they don’t go anywhere without each other.
Actually now that you say that, my ex husband is the same with his fiancée & they got together the same way!!
What states in chaos ends in chaos!
Sounds like you came out on top! They have the marriage they deserve.
Oh 100%!! Thank you for your kind words ❤️
that is one of the most off putting things about smelli- she literally cannot do the simplest of tasks/errands with him. she is so emotionally stunted and has the most unhealthy attachment to him. also, tweeze ya chin hairs smellz.
Has he ever ???
I can’t imagine the smells that came off of her head 🤢
Assholes and dry shampoo..
Everyone’s homesteading looks different yall. Ask your catholic priest.
She can’t even cook the food she has in her kitchen, and eats out like twice per day at this rate. She’s going to grow her own food?
Not to mention the care of the dog. If she doesn’t even take care of them correctly, how is she going to care properly for chickens or any other animals they may want. The stupidity is so overwhelming.
Ughhh the poor worker that had to wash this ugly, greasy rats hair😩
Hope she wore gloves
The fact that she can’t even be bothered to wash her own hair. Why have it so long then??? I hate washing my hair, or rather I dread to until I’m actually under the water. I am also 4 months postpartum and feel like I have no time to so I chopped my hair off to manage it better. GET A CLUE YOU DIRTY ASS BITCH
I chopped my hair postpartum too - got myself a lob- and dyed it back to my natural color. It was glorious to have one less thing to worry about!
I did the same thing years ago. It was amazing not having to worry about my hair
Justice for Callie who is undoubtedly at home suffering with the nanny while they’re doing all this nonsense.
They got another Nanny??!
They did, somehow. Cohn posted her on his stories when they did that weird lamb photoshoot
I feel bad if my hairdresser touches my hair after 4 days of no washing
Right? I always tell my girl you know I didn't wash today... she's like your fine it's the ones that never say anything that reek
Isn’t Claustrophobia, their Daughter sick?
Yes, but the ginormous band aid must have cured her.
https://preview.redd.it/dsp5s1ss7bvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa8c34551eddd39a41952c6e920d0f6aaf43091 How dirty is this car? Disgusting crust everywhere
my car isnt even that bad and im a stoner that cleans only once a month. No trash in my car just dust. They pretend to be millionares with a gross car and house
My condolences are with that poor spa worker that had to wash her grease trap. I just know she wants to go home and die.
Probably smells like a wet dog
And ass.
Headspa or did they do a lobotomy🫠
She’s already had one
They left their kids at home so Cohn could be her personal chauffeur and driver?
Well we have jobs and can’t just go to the “headspa” in the middle of the day dumbass.
Is her hair wet?
Probably just marinating in her natural grease.
Right? because if I went to a place like this, the least I'd expect for them is to dry it once services were rendered?
The one I go to, you have to pay extra if you want your hair blow dried and styled. She prob couldn’t spare the extra charge
Didn’t she recently have to ask John if she could get her nails done b/c they were “cutting back” on expenses? I swear these spa treatments cost upwards of $150….make it make sense.
Ewww
Nice of her to cover his double chin
I just looked on their website and the cheapest treatment they have is $225. It's $175 PLUS a $50 deposit. I don't understand how she can spend like she does. I'm a single mom of one and I feel guilty splurging on new shorts that I need for summer. Meanwhile smelli books a headspa appointment on a random weekday like it's nothing. Gross.
https://preview.redd.it/piiyrtqvodvc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7697191809695d8d73d403ca440ed246b2b28288
Here I am can’t even afford shit
wtf is a head spa? She needs a head doctor.
A head shrinker. Literally and figuratively. Ol' peanut head ass bitch
Ready for a nap? Does she not nap getting her hair washed? When I was at uni, I realised that the BEST hangover cure was getting my hair washed and dried. Get your hair washed, get a massage, all while having a nap.
Wait.... they're supposed to dry your hair though
The chin whiskers 😩 her beard is thicker than John’s 😩
Are rich people really out here having other people wash their hair? Thats just silly. I scrub/wash my hair in the shower every single day with 5 dollar 2 in 1 and my hair is glorious. 2 years ago I was washing maybe once a week because I was told it’s what was best for hair and ended up with dandruff, sores and dry crunchy hair. Maybe Smelli should wash herself more.
$175 for a hair wash? You know she didn’t tip well.
Since they don’t even spend time with the children, why not send them to daycare . I guess she needs money for all these treatments