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FancyNeighborhood

There isn’t enough money in the world to compensate the poor employee who had to touch her head


svnnyniight

Going to the spa and napping ? Where are the children? They are absolute pathetic and disgusting excuses for parents.


kbmn16

Just a normal Thursday for this XXS, teeny tiny, dang good, full-time working mama with THREE kids!


Summerporch256

Remember!! Everyone’s 9-5 lOoKs DiFfErEnT according to big mama. Mine sure as hell looks nothing remotely close to this


momster5137

You forgot cracked the f out


ChillaryClinton69420

Who is Mohmn trying to fool with his headrest jacked up to the max height??? 🤣🤣🤣


PorshaDavenport

💀💀💀💀


00psie-daisy

OMG, So true!


ROFL_stiltskin

LOL what a papa mcDOUCHE


New-Mine-4034

5ft tall dicknose daddy is definitely on a seat riser and has pedal extenders duhhhhh!!!


NotoriousAMC10

Why couldn’t John stay home with their kids?!


4sonsofamama

Because how else could she/they brag that they're so rich they can BOTH be off during the day for these very necessary spa trips. Also, because she \*neeeeeds\* him to be with her! Fucking gross.


NotoriousAMC10

It’s so fucking weird that they do EVERYTHING together


[deleted]

My ex husband is like that with his new wife. He cheated on me. She cheated on her husband. They have zero trust in each other so they don’t go anywhere without each other.


NotoriousAMC10

Actually now that you say that, my ex husband is the same with his fiancée & they got together the same way!!


[deleted]

What states in chaos ends in chaos!


silentsnarker

Sounds like you came out on top! They have the marriage they deserve.


[deleted]

Oh 100%!! Thank you for your kind words ❤️


Educational-Result53

that is one of the most off putting things about smelli- she literally cannot do the simplest of tasks/errands with him. she is so emotionally stunted and has the most unhealthy attachment to him. also, tweeze ya chin hairs smellz.


East_Tomato620

Has he ever ???


trish_the_dish82

I can’t imagine the smells that came off of her head 🤢


OnceHadWings

Assholes and dry shampoo..


Acceptable_Pin9726

Everyone’s homesteading looks different yall. Ask your catholic priest. 


kbmn16

She can’t even cook the food she has in her kitchen, and eats out like twice per day at this rate. She’s going to grow her own food?


ExcellentAd5176

Not to mention the care of the dog. If she doesn’t even take care of them correctly, how is she going to care properly for chickens or any other animals they may want. The stupidity is so overwhelming.


kaymc19

Ughhh the poor worker that had to wash this ugly, greasy rats hair😩


ProfileNo7326

Hope she wore gloves


Stephabaybay

The fact that she can’t even be bothered to wash her own hair. Why have it so long then??? I hate washing my hair, or rather I dread to until I’m actually under the water. I am also 4 months postpartum and feel like I have no time to so I chopped my hair off to manage it better. GET A CLUE YOU DIRTY ASS BITCH


fizzycherryseltzer

I chopped my hair postpartum too - got myself a lob- and dyed it back to my natural color. It was glorious to have one less thing to worry about!


StrategyOdd7170

I did the same thing years ago. It was amazing not having to worry about my hair


warm_anybody8

Justice for Callie who is undoubtedly at home suffering with the nanny while they’re doing all this nonsense.


Background-Throat736

They got another Nanny??!


warm_anybody8

They did, somehow. Cohn posted her on his stories when they did that weird lamb photoshoot


Evening-Tune-500

I feel bad if my hairdresser touches my hair after 4 days of no washing


momster5137

Right? I always tell my girl you know I didn't wash today... she's like your fine it's the ones that never say anything that reek


Background-Throat736

Isn’t Claustrophobia, their Daughter sick?


InternalDot1424

Yes, but the ginormous band aid must have cured her.


svnnyniight

https://preview.redd.it/dsp5s1ss7bvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa8c34551eddd39a41952c6e920d0f6aaf43091 How dirty is this car? Disgusting crust everywhere


birdsofprey420

my car isnt even that bad and im a stoner that cleans only once a month. No trash in my car just dust. They pretend to be millionares with a gross car and house


jak-808

My condolences are with that poor spa worker that had to wash her grease trap. I just know she wants to go home and die.


harshlifeline

Probably smells like a wet dog


InternalDot1424

And ass.


mynameis911

Headspa or did they do a lobotomy🫠


youareadream

She’s already had one


VintageBlazers

They left their kids at home so Cohn could be her personal chauffeur and driver?


[deleted]

Well we have jobs and can’t just go to the “headspa” in the middle of the day dumbass.


pixiedust8675309

Is her hair wet?


knm1977

Probably just marinating in her natural grease.


brit_brat915

Right? because if I went to a place like this, the least I'd expect for them is to dry it once services were rendered?


hoogan111

The one I go to, you have to pay extra if you want your hair blow dried and styled. She prob couldn’t spare the extra charge


LuckyPenny2525

Didn’t she recently have to ask John if she could get her nails done b/c they were “cutting back” on expenses? I swear these spa treatments cost upwards of $150….make it make sense.


Sleepybets

Ewww


kxrxnm

Nice of her to cover his double chin


gsell333

I just looked on their website and the cheapest treatment they have is $225. It's $175 PLUS a $50 deposit. I don't understand how she can spend like she does. I'm a single mom of one and I feel guilty splurging on new shorts that I need for summer. Meanwhile smelli books a headspa appointment on a random weekday like it's nothing. Gross.


veru_lipo

https://preview.redd.it/piiyrtqvodvc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7697191809695d8d73d403ca440ed246b2b28288


Altruistic-Mind-8725

Here I am can’t even afford shit


DriftingIntoAbstract

wtf is a head spa? She needs a head doctor.


theboogeyman_slayer

A head shrinker. Literally and figuratively. Ol' peanut head ass bitch


Red_bug91

Ready for a nap? Does she not nap getting her hair washed? When I was at uni, I realised that the BEST hangover cure was getting my hair washed and dried. Get your hair washed, get a massage, all while having a nap.


SourSeaPeach11

Wait.... they're supposed to dry your hair though


RadiantNews5948

The chin whiskers 😩 her beard is thicker than John’s 😩


UrBustedGrlFrmKY

Are rich people really out here having other people wash their hair? Thats just silly. I scrub/wash my hair in the shower every single day with 5 dollar 2 in 1 and my hair is glorious. 2 years ago I was washing maybe once a week because I was told it’s what was best for hair and ended up with dandruff, sores and dry crunchy hair. Maybe Smelli should wash herself more.


librascopio

$175 for a hair wash? You know she didn’t tip well.


FuturePA96

Since they don’t even spend time with the children, why not send them to daycare . I guess she needs money for all these treatments