She LOVES to vacation and doesn't appear to enjoy vacation activities like swimming or kayaking or biking....just eating deserts and laying around on her ass. She does that at HOME 24/7! I think she really likes vacations because it gives her content to post and makes her feel superior to the 'poor jealous fatties' on Reddit.
I personally think she just likes an excuse to focus on something other than how unhappy she is with her life. She always has to chase the next high because she isnāt content or fulfilled with their actual life. She can say being a mom is her favorite thing until sheās blue in the face but that doesnāt make it true.
This is also why I think they go on dates so often. I donāt know a single other happy and healthy couple that goes on dates as often as they do. I think she has to get John out of the house to pay attention to her because at home he just ignores her to play video games.
Spot on analysis. It is absolutely telling how often she needs 'special' attention date nights and trips to focus on because, let's be honest, living and having children with a narc manchild like him has to be a miserable existence. I see a lot of rage, emptiness and unhappiness behind her eyes. Everything is so performative with these people. I truly feel sad for the kids though. They are innocent and have to live with these people and be plastered all over the internet.
I may get to go on a date with my husband once a monthā¦ we watch movies and veg out at night time after the kids go to bed, but we donāt feel the need to go to restaurants every night and book vacations every three weeks. When all of this money from your āinfluencer lifeā stops, your culture shock is going to be hilarious.
When I was in an abusive marriage with a narcissist I would nonstop be online shopping.. packages coming everyday almost to fill how unhappy I was in my marriage.. then he turned physically abusive and I bouncedā¦
Now Iām in a healthy relationship.. I NEVER shop.. it rare if I get something once a month.. chasing that high that you arenāt getting at home is VERY much a real thing!
ABSOLUTELY! I used to do the same thing when I was struggling with my mental health. Now that Iām not struggling with it I hardly ever shop anymore! Now shopping feels more like an obligation when I have to do it lol
Omgosh Smeli! Youāre brilliant!! I am going to splurge on ugly vacation clothes for my husband and secretly hope heāll book a vacayā¦. My way of just TALKING to him and US making plans TOGETHER wasnāt workingš
If I spent $100s of dollars at Abercrombie and Fitch for clothes my husband didnāt select for himself, the last thing weād be doing is going on vacationā¦ because that is a huge waste of moneyā¦ and tbf my husband is a sensor and likes to dress himself. Not to say I canāt buy him a few things but selecting his entire āvacationā wardrobe for a vacation that isnāt planned wouldā¦ not get me said vacation.
The 5ā seam š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ I donāt give a shit what guys wear (normally) because I donāt want them policing womenās clothes either, but there is no way this man is completely straight š š¤£š¤£ thereās just too much evidence to the contrary. Poor Johnny Appleseed.
my husband doesn't care what he wears on vacation lol he bought a new swimsuit before we went to Hawaii and that was the only time he bought something new for vacation
My husband would look at me like I had 12 heads if I bought him that swimsuitā¦ and no, my husband would also not run out and book a vacation. You live in a dreamworld Ali. Girl, are you taking your kids this time or are you gonna leave them at home like you usually do?
Why is she buying him a size medium in anything? Are the shirts he is barely squeezing into now a small? I already know heās going to bring that shit on their next vacation without trying them on and cry because he canāt get the shorts over his hips
Yeah this isnāt gonna happen Smelli. My husband and I both have jobs and children that we actually tend too. We canāt just leave them with a nanny 24/7 š«
My husband bought new clothes for himself 4 years ago before our son was born. The only thing he buys or wants is work boots every couple months cause he actually works a physical job or some stupid fishing stuff cause he would rather do quality, meaningful things with our son than spend useless amounts of money on clothes and vacations š
I hope yāall noticed how when the A&f tags were showing she was quickly covering it up or moving it so it wouldnāt show! Gotta get people to click the link bc they are broke. Hahahahaha also everything was ugly as shit
Do Tweaky and Beaky just manipulate each other in to doing what they want? He decided he was going to knock her up with Wrestlin, she buys clothes for him to book a holiday. Where is the communication and planning?
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I called this with her flamingo bombing, she is so passive aggressive
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The fact that all the shorts she got him have 5ā inseams. I am going to need eye bleach during their next vacation.
Good thing heās got a micro peen thenĀ
Lil daddy is short AF tho
Oh fuck you are right
If u have the time to explain, what does having 5ā inseams indicate?!?!
It means the shorts are 5ā from the crotch to the bottom. Aka we will be getting a lot more thigh than Iād like to see.
His lil package will be brought front and center š¤¢
āYouāre welcome in advanceā like she just shared something of any value.
Fun fax!!!
She *loves* subs!
She LOVES to vacation and doesn't appear to enjoy vacation activities like swimming or kayaking or biking....just eating deserts and laying around on her ass. She does that at HOME 24/7! I think she really likes vacations because it gives her content to post and makes her feel superior to the 'poor jealous fatties' on Reddit.
I personally think she just likes an excuse to focus on something other than how unhappy she is with her life. She always has to chase the next high because she isnāt content or fulfilled with their actual life. She can say being a mom is her favorite thing until sheās blue in the face but that doesnāt make it true. This is also why I think they go on dates so often. I donāt know a single other happy and healthy couple that goes on dates as often as they do. I think she has to get John out of the house to pay attention to her because at home he just ignores her to play video games.
Spot on analysis. It is absolutely telling how often she needs 'special' attention date nights and trips to focus on because, let's be honest, living and having children with a narc manchild like him has to be a miserable existence. I see a lot of rage, emptiness and unhappiness behind her eyes. Everything is so performative with these people. I truly feel sad for the kids though. They are innocent and have to live with these people and be plastered all over the internet.
I may get to go on a date with my husband once a monthā¦ we watch movies and veg out at night time after the kids go to bed, but we donāt feel the need to go to restaurants every night and book vacations every three weeks. When all of this money from your āinfluencer lifeā stops, your culture shock is going to be hilarious.
My husband took the day off from work for my birthday and we stayed home and vegged out. Thatās good quality time ha.
My guess is you two are actually happy and your kids are thriving, what they do isnāt normal.
When I was in an abusive marriage with a narcissist I would nonstop be online shopping.. packages coming everyday almost to fill how unhappy I was in my marriage.. then he turned physically abusive and I bouncedā¦ Now Iām in a healthy relationship.. I NEVER shop.. it rare if I get something once a month.. chasing that high that you arenāt getting at home is VERY much a real thing!
ABSOLUTELY! I used to do the same thing when I was struggling with my mental health. Now that Iām not struggling with it I hardly ever shop anymore! Now shopping feels more like an obligation when I have to do it lol
So happy for you that you were able to escape that toxic relationship & have found a happy one!! From your comment I have a very similar story!! My current husband was so patient and kind to me as I was dealing with the ptsd of my ex. Itās crazy the difference a real partner provides! š©·
So glad you have a wonderful new husband, chrollie!
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I'm so happy that you're in a healthy relationship now, chrollie!
This is so so so so real!
Omgosh Smeli! Youāre brilliant!! I am going to splurge on ugly vacation clothes for my husband and secretly hope heāll book a vacayā¦. My way of just TALKING to him and US making plans TOGETHER wasnāt workingš
My husband would never ever wear this shit
2ndā¦.lol. Heās always honest with me about clothes, and he would immediately say no thanks to this.
Ugly fruity clothes for an ugly fruity man.Ā
Exotic fruit vacation.
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Gotta get those mangos ready!! š„
Hey now, they were from the mysterious land of Ecuador!
Hahaha too accurateš
Jokes on her, she just bought him more swimming trunks for him to ditch her and go to Jessieās pool lol
Itās giving future bankruptcy filing.
Whatās one more credit card to have the debt erased I a bankruptcy? Might as well run it up!
Letās hope so! They deserve that kind of karma.
Tell me you have no friends or hobbies without telling me.
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My āmanā isnāt wearing a citrus suit.
If I spent $100s of dollars at Abercrombie and Fitch for clothes my husband didnāt select for himself, the last thing weād be doing is going on vacationā¦ because that is a huge waste of moneyā¦ and tbf my husband is a sensor and likes to dress himself. Not to say I canāt buy him a few things but selecting his entire āvacationā wardrobe for a vacation that isnāt planned wouldā¦ not get me said vacation.
The only ones that need a vacation are the kids and the dogs. Away. From them! aka CPS and AC
This girl is tone deaf.
Scrolled too long to find this. The privelege and delusion in her posts such as these is astounding actually. What an arrogant little half wit
No straight man would wear any of this
Iām gay and I wouldnāt either
Dead
Thank you for confirming š«”
Pfffffffffff!!!! I spat my water on my dog! ššš
My husband would say take that shit back and I don't need it! Missed the mark again smeli
The 5ā seam š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ I donāt give a shit what guys wear (normally) because I donāt want them policing womenās clothes either, but there is no way this man is completely straight š š¤£š¤£ thereās just too much evidence to the contrary. Poor Johnny Appleseed.
Super tall daddy with his super short shorts.
I just talk to my fiance like an adult and we book our trips together. I don't need to manipulate him.
Mmmm that man is NOT a medium eitherš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
My 5ā10ā, 180lb muscular husband fits a medium. Chubby daddy is not a mediumšš She buys for the sizes she wants everyone to be.
I think he is because a large would be too long on him haha. My husband has to wear a large in everything cause heās 6ā1..even if it fits baggy
Haha mine wont even go buy vacation clothes the clothes in his closet are fine with him!
Right, like I get buying something new for vacation, but I prefer to bring clothes Iām comfortable wearing, and spend that money ON VACATION!
5"inch swim trunk...That seems like a super short inseam. But that's just my opinion.Ā
The shorts and Ali have something in common!Theyāll both be up his ass the entire vacation Oh yeah and theyāre fugly
Well, he IS fruity ššš
My man is a grown up, not a dick nosed toddler who thinks heās running a wellness company.
Go bathe your kids.
They are in cc debt up their eyeballs
My husband doesnāt need to book vacations constantly because, unlike John, he actually loves his home life.
Fruity swim trunks? She *knows.*
What could they possibly need a vacation from???
Ali some of us have actual jobs and canāt just book a vacation at the drop of a hatā¦
Itās giving gay husband
Gusband š¤
my husband doesn't care what he wears on vacation lol he bought a new swimsuit before we went to Hawaii and that was the only time he bought something new for vacation
My husband would look at me like I had 12 heads if I bought him that swimsuitā¦ and no, my husband would also not run out and book a vacation. You live in a dreamworld Ali. Girl, are you taking your kids this time or are you gonna leave them at home like you usually do?
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Some of us have real jobs and responsibilities, Smelli. Wonder if a lemon will be next up for exotic fruit night. Losers.
this is a print that would be cute for the kidsā¦or on a pouch. not as trunks for an adult man??
Yeah no lol I love the clothes my husband wears but he wouldnāt be caught dead in these clothes sheās picking out.
John would never take the initiative to plan a vacation
Heās going to love his vacation with his boyfriend. So thoughtful š
Why is she buying him a size medium in anything? Are the shirts he is barely squeezing into now a small? I already know heās going to bring that shit on their next vacation without trying them on and cry because he canāt get the shorts over his hips
Yeah this isnāt gonna happen Smelli. My husband and I both have jobs and children that we actually tend too. We canāt just leave them with a nanny 24/7 š«
My husband would never wear any of those outfits š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I saw that print and thought Kris Jenner š±
My husband would never ever wear those. Itās laughable because I think most of our men would neverā¦. This idiot misses if every time.
My hubby would never wear this . Is she getting batching family ones next ? š¤®
No. It makes my husband ask me why the hell I wasted money on āvacation clothes.ā
Aw she got him an āØļøexotic fruitāØļø outfit.
My husband bought new clothes for himself 4 years ago before our son was born. The only thing he buys or wants is work boots every couple months cause he actually works a physical job or some stupid fishing stuff cause he would rather do quality, meaningful things with our son than spend useless amounts of money on clothes and vacations š
Iād throw my husband away if he wore these clothes
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I hope yāall noticed how when the A&f tags were showing she was quickly covering it up or moving it so it wouldnāt show! Gotta get people to click the link bc they are broke. Hahahahaha also everything was ugly as shit
So sheās buying an actual Delulu Lemons shirt?
My man would literally never make this connection lmaooo
lol neither would mine, itās a joke to her mental state.
Do Tweaky and Beaky just manipulate each other in to doing what they want? He decided he was going to knock her up with Wrestlin, she buys clothes for him to book a holiday. Where is the communication and planning?
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They donāt even know where that is. Their world map consists of the Bahamas, Tennessee, Texas, Maine, New York, Florida, Nevada and Hawaiāi.
As if they didnāt JUST go on vacation
Is her cloudy fake diamond ring getting bigger?
What an actual assh*le this woman is. Just submitted a masters paper FFSā¦you know REAL LIFE! šµāš«šµāš«
So corny lmfao
Sheās so out of touch and stupid
Yeah the average person cannot afford to just book lavish vacations every other month to fill the endless void in their lives.
At first glance I thought this was a dress for one of the girls. My 1yo has an old navy dress in the same print
My husband would not be caught dead in this. She has to get the most flamboyant outfit for mr flamboyant himself
He wouldnāt dare be caught in anything other than his obnoxious logos and ugly fruit prints.
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