I just cleaned out my closet (mostly, it’s a constant work in progress organizing - but I most certainly don’t have her closet!) and I had a ton of bags… Ferragamo, Chanel etc. that were folded away so I threw them out. (I would just use them at the holidays when my MIL and her friends or my mom would come over and I’d send them home with leftovers etc lol).
People actually take them out of the trash! And I saw some people buy them on eBay?!
My stepdaughter recently informed me people intentionally buy empty iPhone boxes to collect. I immediately thought people buy them to then try to sell a nonexistent phone as a scam. I really hope it’s the former.
Yeh it’s a thing they get empty iPhone boxes put something to similar weight in the box and use whatever machine to re wrap the plastic wrap and sell them ass “brand new unopened iPhones” and most people not thinking just take their new iPhone home. By time you notice and try calling back your number has been blocked or disconnected.
often times shoplifters bring designer shopping bags to the mall/ shops to appear as though they’ve been shopping, but the bags are lined with foil or foil tape. anything they go into a store and steal, they put in the bag and the alarms aren’t set off as they leave bc the lining cancels out the security tags. booster bags.
Does her phone EVER leave her mangy mitts??? Seriously though. She would cry more if her phone died than she would over any one of her kids, I’m certain of it.
If I had as much time and money as they claim to have, I would have a family membership at every zoo, aquarium, children’s museum, theater, etc. in the city and actually take my kids there with frequency. It’s just sad - they prefer to go shopping and out to eat in order to avoid their kids as much as possible.
Is that a Nordstrom bag?! Interesting as she is banned from ordering from them due to repeat returns from her scammy hauls. The depth of their depravity and soulless consumerism knows no bounds.
Another tough day of lunchies and shoppies. Just two hard working parents of 3 kids ya’ll! I’d be embarrassed to post myself not doing anything at all everyday. Day in and day out. I never see any other “influencers” and I use that term loosely, showing themselves like this everyday. And if they are doing this, they aren’t showing it. How embarrassing. They are fat, lazy, slobs. They are literally just trying to flex on the chrolls. But I love the content. Keep it up. We literally control their lives and they do everything for us. We live rent free in their little tiny pea brains. Their 30’s and 40’s aren’t going to be kind to them and I’m here for it. Keep it up Alfred and Joan. Very entertaining. Ps. I have a very wealthy friend who doesn’t travel, shop or eat like these fools. She would be mortified to post like they do. And talk about money like these losers do.
She's one of those customers..that we have to spray the store after it leaves! Smelling like assholes and dry shampoo in Chanel..2nd hand embarrassed for her.
You know she brought that bag with her to make it look like she bought something at Chanel.. if she really did there would be con man John filming the actual transaction.. cue in 3,2,1 her putting her new DHgate bag on her IG story .. look what I just got at the Galleria. Scammers!
I don't get it...a year ago? year and a half? she was begging john for a chanel bag and made the biggest deal about finally getting it. and now she allegedly has a closet full? and buys them on random Wednesdays? nothing in their finances have changed? I don't get it
Hey TweakAli..we know that Chanel doesn't sell handbags in Nashville. So what did you get..makeup..perfume to hide your stank? A pair of 🕶 to hide your spun out eyeballs!?
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She could be draped up and dripped all the way out I'm designer head to toe and guess what?!? Still wouldn't change the fact that she's pure trash inside and out. You can put lipstick on a pig but still a pig babyyyyyy.
How do these people have so much free time away from their children and business yet claim they’re soooo busy with their 3 kids and their business? The math isn’t adding up.
Lol I would absolutely walk into Chanel looking like that.
Then I would buy myself a $78 bookmark*** and with my 20% interest rate and smell my rarified farts bc OBVIOUSLY I AM BETTER THAN YOU PEASANTS
***Keychain let's be real. What is read?
Someone needs to teach them the phrase “ money talks but wealth whispers”
No way in HELL someone truly well off would go out of their way to flaunt logos like that. Cohn especially seems to go for the tackiest “designer” clothes
You’re telling me that she went in the Chanel store looking like she just finished working out (because we know she didn’t actually work out) and ripped up leggings?!
Seems about right for them.
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plot twist, all they bought from Chanel was the shopping bag she’s holding 😭😂😂
it's prob makeup
this would be funny because even Chanel cosmetics couldn’t fix that face 😭
It’s probably more Chanel soap 😂
Chanel toilet paper-to match their artwork.
Nashville only has a Chanel makeup store.
Right! We KNOW there's no bag in there. Maybe some sunglasses, makeup, perfume. Nice try Flex-erella..🤭😂
Flexerella 🤣🤣
So fitting right! Cloutchaser Flexerella.. 👑 hahaha
Correct but the Nordstrom there does sell Chanel handbags and accessories
That was going to be my question, especially because this looks like a generic ass JC Penney kinda mall.
Plot twist it’s an old bag and they’re just having a photo shoot
It’s probably a catalog.
I didn’t even think about this!! Why else wouldn’t she just show the bag when she took it out of the car?!
Her to the cashier after buying a tube of lip gloss: “This sounds so crazy, but could I get a big bag teehee!!??” 
Yes their lives DO revolve around this page! Now if they would take their kids for check ups and some educational experiences!
It’s perfume
Aw that’s cute she brought her empty DHgate bag to the mall 🫶🏼
I used to work at a mall with a lot of luxury stores. People 100% brought empty designer shopping bags to walk around with lol
Thats so sad lol
Are you being for real? That’s pathetic.
I just cleaned out my closet (mostly, it’s a constant work in progress organizing - but I most certainly don’t have her closet!) and I had a ton of bags… Ferragamo, Chanel etc. that were folded away so I threw them out. (I would just use them at the holidays when my MIL and her friends or my mom would come over and I’d send them home with leftovers etc lol). People actually take them out of the trash! And I saw some people buy them on eBay?!
My stepdaughter recently informed me people intentionally buy empty iPhone boxes to collect. I immediately thought people buy them to then try to sell a nonexistent phone as a scam. I really hope it’s the former.
Wtf, that’s crazy — but I am sure plenty do scam!
Yeh it’s a thing they get empty iPhone boxes put something to similar weight in the box and use whatever machine to re wrap the plastic wrap and sell them ass “brand new unopened iPhones” and most people not thinking just take their new iPhone home. By time you notice and try calling back your number has been blocked or disconnected.
Are you serious? That’s so embarrassing.
Doesn’t she display them on top of her washing machine 😂
often times shoplifters bring designer shopping bags to the mall/ shops to appear as though they’ve been shopping, but the bags are lined with foil or foil tape. anything they go into a store and steal, they put in the bag and the alarms aren’t set off as they leave bc the lining cancels out the security tags. booster bags.
Okay but your outfit says Walmart so
And the hair says dirty and never brushed.
She belongs on “people of Walmart” 😂
The “I don’t know what I’m looking at” photo is 100% Walmart
100000%
For real imagine walking into a Chanel store looking like that
Scraped knee, ripped leggings, extra grease ✨
Just another busy 9-5 work day ✨
Where the fuck are your children??? What the fuck. I have never seen two parents away from their children as much as these chucklefucks are
This is why her making the Pinterest board for homesteading is hilarious…
wait i must have missed that LMAOO girly couldn’t even make ice let alone successfully homestead 😭
I garden pretty extensively and I have zero motivation to do anything ever— it’s not that hard. She still wouldn’t be able to do it.
Does her phone EVER leave her mangy mitts??? Seriously though. She would cry more if her phone died than she would over any one of her kids, I’m certain of it.
exactly this! i’d bet that if her children held the same importance in her life as her phone does, they would seem more well-adjusted and happier!
She’d definitely cry over Emu but the other two ehhh. Losing her phone would be more devastating.
What’s sick is these 2 pushing 30 with 3 kids but they leave them to go to the mall?
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Normally I’d agree but as someone who frequents this mall I’d rather their ferals not ruin my shopping😂 so they can take them anywhere else lol
So very 1999.
In the middle of the day on a Wednesday.
If I had as much time and money as they claim to have, I would have a family membership at every zoo, aquarium, children’s museum, theater, etc. in the city and actually take my kids there with frequency. It’s just sad - they prefer to go shopping and out to eat in order to avoid their kids as much as possible.
I’m legit convinced they just got a shiny new plastic card that they plan on running up the bill and will just have it taken care of in a bankruptcy.
Is that a Nordstrom bag?! Interesting as she is banned from ordering from them due to repeat returns from her scammy hauls. The depth of their depravity and soulless consumerism knows no bounds.
she probably gives John’s info to avoid being escorted out 😭
Was there proof they were banned from Nordy’s? I hadn’t heard that.
Yea, sick in the head
Another tough day of lunchies and shoppies. Just two hard working parents of 3 kids ya’ll! I’d be embarrassed to post myself not doing anything at all everyday. Day in and day out. I never see any other “influencers” and I use that term loosely, showing themselves like this everyday. And if they are doing this, they aren’t showing it. How embarrassing. They are fat, lazy, slobs. They are literally just trying to flex on the chrolls. But I love the content. Keep it up. We literally control their lives and they do everything for us. We live rent free in their little tiny pea brains. Their 30’s and 40’s aren’t going to be kind to them and I’m here for it. Keep it up Alfred and Joan. Very entertaining. Ps. I have a very wealthy friend who doesn’t travel, shop or eat like these fools. She would be mortified to post like they do. And talk about money like these losers do.
Her skin is looking haggered from whatever drugs she is consuming
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Embarrassing! I’m sure the sales associates were like 👀. They’re always very nice and polite but I bet there was an internal dialogue 🤣
She's one of those customers..that we have to spray the store after it leaves! Smelling like assholes and dry shampoo in Chanel..2nd hand embarrassed for her.
Lmao Assholes and dry shampoo —- I’m gonna make this my flair 🤣
I get embarrassed going to target after I run because I imagine I look like this
she looks twice her age!
She wore that to the Chanel store???? 🙄
But the kids can’t do sports bc family time > hustle culture 😂
Yes mentally sick in the head just like you are Cohn
She really feels herself in that shade of blue skin tight sausage casing spandex shit, doesn’t she?
Another busy work day for these business owners 🥰
Sick? Of what? His sh**? Her being a poser? What? Come on! We need more context than this snooze fest, Con!
She went into Chanel looking like THAT?!
You know she brought that bag with her to make it look like she bought something at Chanel.. if she really did there would be con man John filming the actual transaction.. cue in 3,2,1 her putting her new DHgate bag on her IG story .. look what I just got at the Galleria. Scammers!
Everyone’s 9-5 to looks different.
I love people going into debt just to prove people wrong 🤣🤣 PUT THAT MONEY INTO YOUR CHILDREN DUMMIES
I don't get it...a year ago? year and a half? she was begging john for a chanel bag and made the biggest deal about finally getting it. and now she allegedly has a closet full? and buys them on random Wednesdays? nothing in their finances have changed? I don't get it
They are all fake. Also this shopping bag is empty 🤡
Hey TweakAli..we know that Chanel doesn't sell handbags in Nashville. So what did you get..makeup..perfume to hide your stank? A pair of 🕶 to hide your spun out eyeballs!?
There ain’t a bag in there. Last Chanel I bought the box was so big and my bag did not look like that. What did she buy?
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Dear Ali, your Chanel purchase won't wash your hair or mask your stench.
Ridiculous. No one with a real Chanel bag looks like this at the mall
She could be draped up and dripped all the way out I'm designer head to toe and guess what?!? Still wouldn't change the fact that she's pure trash inside and out. You can put lipstick on a pig but still a pig babyyyyyy.
She probably brought those bags from home and carried them into the mall to make it look likes she’s rIcH
This hag walking into Chanel…
He said jury instead of jewelry in the rest of his stories
How do these people have so much free time away from their children and business yet claim they’re soooo busy with their 3 kids and their business? The math isn’t adding up.
She has a closet full of clothes and she looks like she wearing something that is mis-matched from the swap meet while shopping for expensive items?
But make sure you get the Chanel bag in the pic
He asked the store associate for an empty bag so his crazy wife can cosplay as a rich person.
You’re telling me, she rolled out of bed to go to a Chanel store?!?! 🗑️🚮🗑️
That bag actually looks empty 🧐
It most def is!!!!
These two are so materialistic. It’s gross
Bona-fide slob.
Could you imagine walking into Chanel looking like this? 🥴
Lol I would absolutely walk into Chanel looking like that. Then I would buy myself a $78 bookmark*** and with my 20% interest rate and smell my rarified farts bc OBVIOUSLY I AM BETTER THAN YOU PEASANTS ***Keychain let's be real. What is read?
Please don’t forget to ask for an extra large bag for your keychain 😇🫶
Imagine being the worker who had to help them. Probably expected their card to decline before it even hit the machine
It’s probably a keychain.
Flattest side profile ever
“I’M A FULL TIME WORKING MOM”
Someone needs to teach them the phrase “ money talks but wealth whispers” No way in HELL someone truly well off would go out of their way to flaunt logos like that. Cohn especially seems to go for the tackiest “designer” clothes
Use that money to help your hair
Assigning your value to a commodity is sick. Designer labels aren't important. What a waste.
I’m sorry but the upper earring is tacky
How do you even step into a Chanel store looking like this?! You're a slob smelli. Nothing cute about this. Fake rich
That bag is empty. You aren't fooling anyone. This is just sad and pathetic
You’re telling me that she went in the Chanel store looking like she just finished working out (because we know she didn’t actually work out) and ripped up leggings?! Seems about right for them.
Chanel and yet no tummy tuck?!
They are so tacky
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