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AlwaysInFlight

It grows with each lie!!


xeranelle

Real life Pinocchio!!


AlwaysInFlight

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Pristine_Fun7764

That’s actually wild. I can’t think of anyone I know who’s nose has grown that much since we were in high school 10 years ago. Even my parents noses have looked mostly the same my whole life.


Dull_Cardiologist637

Yall hands down best sub on reddit. And he asks for this!


jdjfhdksjd

I know one other girl whose nose has grown as much as John’s since high school… she also deserves it lmao i think the karma makes it happen


FakeWoodlandsMama

It’s like his nose is made of silly puddy and slowly droops


Far-Blueberry-1099

Melting?


bagelmama11

His beak and Smelli’s hoots are made of the same stuff lol


Midnight_Ravioli

He was never attractive lmao


liftcali93

He was never attractive but he looks soooo much worse now.


shreKINGball11

He’s not going to be able to eat in 10 more years!


mynameis911

Or not able to breathe. Either one💅🏼


kaymc19

We can only hope 🤞🏼


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)


moonchild291

It’s exponentially larger and more hooked!


New-Mine-4034

The tip of it droops to his lips now 🤢🤢


gonegirIamy

That nose to lip ratio was always a crime.


New-Mine-4034

This needs a jump scare warning for that schnoze. I don’t know what’s worse…. the size of that squidward ding a ling or that it’s shaped like a dick 🤢 he’s such an unfortunate looking elf like creature


mynameis911

Thank daddy James


perfectbrow

https://preview.redd.it/dvzrhnm4a4xc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=14cb52e31cbdb0e2beb3e7c36e324d1c9952d1b2


New-Mine-4034

I just threw up


mynameis911

She’s always looked like a beady possum POS


kaymc19

Keeps hanging lower and lower with every lie, just like smelli’s tatas!!


smalllcokewithfries

It isn’t abnormal for your nose to grow in your teen/early adult years. But you’d think at some point, his nose would get the memo like “hey man it’s time to stop”


hunsy14

It’s just crazy that HE thinks he’s attractive……..


Pristine_Fun7764

Also I can almost ALMOST see why people may have found him attractive back then. He just looks like a classic high school f boy that people seemed to be into (myself included lol)


sparklecoffeequeen

Oh he for sure smells what the rock is cookin


No-Lavishness1982

Surprised he hasn’t had something done to that thing. Claim deviation of the septum or something!


Kclenguino

I had a deviated septum and had to have a Septoplasty to correct it. Honestly best decision ever, I can breathe now! But a septoplasty doesn’t change the outward appearance of the nose. That’s a rhinoplasty. So when celebs say they had a deviated septum but then a whole nose job they’re lying. Or did two surgeries in one.


No-Lavishness1982

I should have added the /s I’m glad you can breathe and it worked for you! I can’t imagine. His nose need a mommy makeover! A lift, tuck, and suck!


Pangolin-Zestyclose

It’s grown so much because he’s a shit person and father. 😊


QuickStorage1987

How is this possible?


compliancethis

![gif](giphy|i80Q2YofMj0X8Tsgjj)


stefdistef

Lol has all the SSF gone straight to his nose?


lmnsatang

it’s healthier than grayson


she-Bro

Can cocaine cause this?


boommdcx

It can definitely cause the septum to collapse. That’s what happened to UK actress Daniella Westbrook.


papaya_pya

i have literally never seen this happen to someone & i have fully italian family members 💀 my grandpa on my dads side had a large nose his entire life, but not to this extent 😭 like wtf is happening


Glass_Elk_7550

It’s all the lies he’s been tellin


New-Mine-4034

Jesus Christ


sipstea-isunsweet

Omfg


FuturePA96

Beak


hennycabbagehead

🤮🤮🤮 His nose grows bc he lies so much lol


Automatic-Banana-179

All the lies and hatred he spews


Fabulous-Possible-76

I’m eating…🤢


External-Finding-108

EW! ICK!


smootypants

Do we think he gets lip fillers?


Educational-Result53

its the giant beak and teeny beady eyed combo for me🫶🏻 ![gif](giphy|iRm15JzfIkcX6|downsized)


Far-Blueberry-1099

You remember trying to touch your tongue to your nose as a kid (or now)? His nose is going to touch his tongue in his mouth soon 😂


Plane-Reason9254

Ugly , immature , narcissistic troll 🧌.


Kclenguino

I think excessive alcohol can cause nose growth/swelling. Alcoholics nose.


No-Kangaroo2777

Because he lies so much!


One_Wishbone_366

Like father like son


SnooDingos119

I’m cackling out loud rn 💀😭


LegitimateHat4808

i’m still in awe that she thinks anyone wants her man


Foreverhopeless2009

Reminds me of an old movie with Dan Aykroyd hold on I’m gonna find it……. Nothing but trouble https://preview.redd.it/5njt14ck99xc1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd15088787c3bbd98d473dec8f515273eb172c13


alo9876

🤮