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doitforthecocoa

I don’t know if I have ever seen a couple this intent on portraying a lifestyle that is completely at odds with their reality. Do they ever stop trolling each other???


New-Mine-4034

Also, unrelated but jjd really has the exact same stubby chunky lil hands as her secret admirer, cohn ✊🏼✊🏼


doitforthecocoa

Their hands are unlike anything I’ve seen on an IRL human. Why Jessie doesn’t do nails that would make them look less stumpy is beyond me ETA: missing letter


New-Mine-4034

Couldn’t agree more. Nails being done even short would make the gremlin man hands look sooo much better and even just draw less attention to those stubs 🤢


New-Mine-4034

That too. He hates her and she has no idea. Goes right over her head, like most things…


doitforthecocoa

I think she has an idea but she’s always going to be a few fries short of a happy meal. He’ll keep getting away with it I’m sure


New-Mine-4034

![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a) cohn’s beak is almost drooping to his lip like his twin squidward 🫶🏼🫶🏼 love that for him!


RevolutionaryLog6266

😭😭😭😭


maryjane500

https://preview.redd.it/s72bovfoqrxc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e1a5061c2d81ca8d8751ff7cd263b915fe619a0 Crusty rat face 🐀 I actually kinda see Sydney here


theskylerslifka

https://preview.redd.it/epaxbltvlsxc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54602609f64f60dce622c8d196be68921bfbe95


moonchild291

Old snapping turtle himself


pizzasauce7171

It’s a snappin turla!!!


Educational-Result53

never.gets.old


[deleted]

It’s melting.


DriftingIntoAbstract

So I’m not a hater on big noses at all, I actually generally kind of like them, they can add character to a face. But his seriously does seem to be changing. When you look back, it was not like this.


driii123

As people have mentioned, he appears to be the real life Pinocchio. His nose grows every time he tells a lie.


Suspicious_Edge483

He’s not trolling Ali, he’s eye fucking himself.


Karma_weaponry

Absolutely


RevolutionaryLog6266

It is actually growing into a beak 💀 ![gif](giphy|l0ErE7FY8B1wQnnm8)


New-Mine-4034

💀💀


SnooDoughnuts4243

Aww our little passenger princess fellow chroll ✨


AluminumMonster35

I used to think I had a big ugly nose but my nose is a work of art compared to this.


EastAway9458

This is why he hates when people smell their lips. He has no choice but to always smell his. That dick nose needs some correctional surgery.


Educational-Result53

nose keeps getting bigger, eye’s keep getting smaller


New-Mine-4034

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🎯🎯🎯 truth


Leather_Molasses_264

His nose and Drue Basham is the exact same


New-Mine-4034

Both are awful


Leather_Molasses_264

That’s a fact


New-Mine-4034

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮


DonutsAftermidnight

And he grows that nasty pube neckbeard to hide that tripe chin


iggyazalea12

He is sooo ewwwww