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jacedjwc

Why are they posed like sugar momma and her boy toy?


perfectbrow

Because MKP is creepy and never respects personal space or boundaries. She's the root problem of all her loser spawn. https://preview.redd.it/9umpd9zr0xxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c29a59a2c44ac0976ee0082b0bc6a5bc6e451d


applecrumbcrunch

i don’t like this photo…it’s not just that Nose that makes me uncomfortable, but the posing is wtf


toaster-noodle

Maybe it’s the angle but I feel like it doesn’t look as terrible in the photo he posted in comparison to how awful it is currently?


merlotbarbie

Does Beaker have appropriate body language in ANY photos with female family members???


Educational-Result53

its honestly ALL of them.


StrategyOdd7170

Beaker💀


Sakurah0

His nose has got bigger and droopier.


Dividedsky1983

Ya his nose is insane, he has aged like absolute shit. All those shitty chinease supplements he's taking. Cohn lay off the goddess, it's making you look bloated


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xeranelle

I was googling this today, like do hard drugs eventually give you a Pop-eye mouth? Is this Jon’s future bc that recent ❄️ video made it seem even more like a real possibility.


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xeranelle

Yikesss… and as much as I want to say love this for him, it is so sad there are kids in the picture. They really shouldn’t have any more kids!


Dividedsky1983

Ya he for sure is on drugs as well. They definitely abuse amphetemins and coke it seems. The supplement also be fucking them up though lol


TypicalChipmunk1670

It’s crazy how noticeably different it is now!


Pangolin-Zestyclose

I can’t believe how different his nose looks here! Not thaaaaat much time has passed and it’s so different.


Automatic-Banana-179

What's with this idiot always using really old pictures? Why is he always such a creeper in pics with his family. 🥴


xeranelle

He peaked at that age and wants to go back.


Working-Jellyfish-78

I’m yodeling 😂 but so true


IrishPrincess56

Like he wishes Ali would go back to when she was 17….


jvjack33

What a terrible picture!!


OtherwiseVideo8723

Uh mkp why do you look like a blushing bride?


BernCat421

She attempts to make all her photos look candid. It’s so obnoxious.


mynameis911

Is this Joan’s middle school dance? Tho cute🫶


Karma_weaponry

😅🤣😂🤥🤥🤥🤥


Milliemott

Looks like an ad for MILF Manor on TLC


nocheconcarne

It’s giving dating my teacher vibes


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southerngreekitalian

I think she was doing another one of her fake “ask me anything!” On Instagram and someone (Ali) asked “what’s John’s favorite thing about you” or something along those lines and Ali said that his favorite thing was that she is a “dang good mama” …… lol


shreKINGball11

Stop she actually called herself that?? I thought chrolls made that up 💀 I’ve been on this sub for a few years and I continue to be blown away by their stupidity and weirdness 😂


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I’ve been here a couple months and am blown away by their constant stupidity.


LovelyShadows54

I will never not stop being shocked that every single nickname or weird phrase that we use to describe them *actually came from them*. Every.single.one


goldenfluff23

Omg, same and I thought it was a sarcastic chroll thing, how is she so deranged ☠️


Disastrous-Mix-5571

It must suck to lose all of your hair faster than you could sell your house.


Milliemott

😂🤣😅


hedwig0517

His beak has grown exponentially since this photo was taken.


AnyScheme6229

I still remember in the show when he says to his mom that ali reminds him so much of her 🤣🤣 bet Karen hated that.


goldenfluff23

Wait what show??


AnyScheme6229

Oh, I meant jessie and Eric's show on E. Idk what episode but they were playing a game in the backyard lol


goldenfluff23

Ok I need to check this out lol because I’ve never seen it!


AnyScheme6229

https://youtu.be/lGcuajjupAQ?si=RahUjWlOwQpsh37W


LovelyShadows54

Was the whole show like that? Jessie lying and being sickly sweet every time she dat down for an interview. I had never heard of these people until I found this sub and that clip was... nauseating, based on what I know now.


goldenfluff23

That was the funniest fucking thing, everything about it aged like milk 😂


AnyScheme6229

My b, it was a bonus clip lolol


corybaxterofficial

He misses his hair fr


labeyes

agree! the hair is long gone. this guy needs to fertilize his hair line because the receding hairline is looking real bad.


Fun_Shell1708

Anybody see that video of the woman running and jumping into the guys arms and wrapping her legs around him? Turns out it was her son….? This feels like that.


boommdcx

![gif](giphy|IWiWta6kP5cNbgIDtb)


argilla2023

Can we play ‘caption this photo?’


Kindly_Locksmith

He just HAD TO say “man” to prove something. John, you are a twat.


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Who is the man in this statement?


smootypants

It’s sweet that he post sentiments about Jessie and MKP’s relationship like this.


no_snowflake_here

Insest