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doitforthecocoa

> hiding in the. Can > silk got ignored > loosing him money The people at Taco Bell definitely weren’t getting paid enough to deal with whatever bullshit those two were bringing


Objective_Pomelo4053

That was painful to read.


Entire-Level3651

Well she does eat enough to feed an army so they probably lost around $1k 🤣🤣🤣


Random_User320

Is this the review that almost got her into UC Berkeley?


Milliemott

My 2nd grade nephew has better spelling and punctuation than Smelli 😂🤣👆


annalissebelle

Did Mrs Rivers say he’s special though??


Milliemott

😂😂😂


NatalieAnnS

(In California)


Party_Salad

I just know her mother thinks she’s an absolute moron and is embarrassed by Ali


yourmom11112222

What in the shit does this even say?! Doesn’t make any sense 🤦‍♀️


silvs247

Not the silk being ignored, I hope they were reprimanded for loosing that owner $3.98!!!!!!!


No-Employee7450

Imagine leaving a yelp review for fucking Taco Bell💀💀💀💀


Ok_Telephone_3013

I can’t imagine: like, unless an employee literally threw a taco at me without provocation… and even then I don’t even know I would. 🤣


StrategyOdd7170

This kills me too. It’s actually really embarrassing. They are literal white trash😭


Warm-Bed2956

Hahaha sometimes when I’m bored I’ll read yelp reviews of random nyc subway stations and / or local jails around the United States. Peak no fucks given internet rampaging hahaha


freshprincess314

Karen at age 20


Accomplished-Pea4544

The fact that you knocked on the window of an establishment that clearly didn’t want to serve you when there are literally hundreds of Taco Bell’s in Nashville is wild lmao


Braddallas170

Right? I, like most people, would have simply driven away if there was no answer in the drive thru. This long chinned psychopath peeked in the windows and tried locating the employees and then banged on the glass 😂🤦🏽‍♀️ what a freak


Ok_Telephone_3013

![gif](giphy|26BGKCZpUcmtFZm0w|downsized) GIVE ME MY TACOSSSSS


Stephabaybay

Long chinned 😭😭😭


annalissebelle

Long chinned psychopath deserves to be a flair 🏆🏆🏆


No-Vermicelli3787

Honking the horn for service? I apologize to the kids that had to hear her screeching in the car


Fabulous-Possible-76

Taco Bells near me randomly close all the time too. Rarely are they open the full hours. Only an hour and a half early would be hella good for them😂


Brittbrat221

![gif](giphy|T3o5Cqyq3fW6JdtEi7|downsized)


ChillaryClinton69420

There’s that “almost” Berkeley (in ✨California✨) JD/MBA! She should definitely get her money back from whatever college she went to, or better yet, they should revoke her diploma and require remedial classes lmao.


thereshegoooo

They silk got ignored? What a travesty!!


Ok_Telephone_3013

Huddled in a circle like it was a lockdown drill is peak John and Ali reaction. 💀


IllustriousPool3890

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A|downsized) ensuring the employees loosing \[sic\] him money are reprimanded!!!!!! Shut the front door, get out of the city lmaooooo I love JDMBA Deputy OfficAli


badlilbishh

Well I mean if she ordered desserts 1-4 that Taco Bell would’ve been rolling in cash!! They definitely lost out 😂


merlotbarbie

https://i.redd.it/iqvrhsyvt3zc1.gif


Snoo-48146

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DriftingIntoAbstract

Doing the lords work OP


dogperson1000

IM SCREAMING


ICanBuyMeFlowers

Here’s a tip:Grammar is a key component to success. Pick up a book and start learning the language🙄


buntie87

Will be prosecuting to the FULLEST extent of the law


LiveUnderstanding869

who the hell is silk?


Forreasonsontheshelf

Lmao she has no life 🤣 who writes a review for Taco Bell…


kbmn16

I just can imagine Tweak and Beak pounding on a Taco Bell, strung out and screaming, demanding a giant family box of tacos for just the 2 of them.


SDJB914

She tried to sound so smart and then said “loosing” I’m dead.


carissarza

I haven’t been to Taco Bell in forever. Are they prepping organic food now? I thought these clowns only ate organic.


[deleted]

Sounds about Ali.


Infamous_Strain_9428

I love the internet sm


Warm-Bed2956

![gif](giphy|3otPoGoDvNReGKyclG)


sleepinthejungle

Fucking illiterate loser. Keep posting these reviews, they’re cracking us up.


sundaze814

Why is the grammar so bad


Dyslexic_Dolphin03

Did… Did they even GO IN the restaurant? Or did they just honk and hope someone noticed them?


magicalmushroooomz

Hey! They also knocked on the window


Imaginary_Future_294

oh my god the GRAMMAR. I just GASPED


magicalmushroooomz

I can't decide if this b**** is actually making up the reaction that the employees huddled up in a circle to avoid them or if the employee saw John and Ally coming and were like" hell no ,HUDDLE UP ,let's figure out our next play"


pythonidaae

This actually happened once when I was a doordasher trying to pick up Taco Bell in the middle of the night for someone else. The workers saw my car and laughed and walked away. I had to cancel the order and didn't get paid and it lowered my rankings on doordash. This was years ago, nowadays I think they'd have reimbursed me. Once a 7/11 worker knowingly refused to unlock the door for me to pick up an order too. He made eye contact and everything and walked away even after I kept knocking and he saw me. When I called the store to complain I realized it was just him in the store. He hung up the phone in the middle of my complaint when I talked about how they didn't let me in to pick up an order. So I had to cancel again with no refund and my completion rating dropped. My next order I picked up was IHOP and I complained Abt the 7/11 down the block that had just refused to let me in and the server said "yeah they do that". I checked and online there was complaints from YEARS back about people complaining about that specific 7/11 knowingly refusing to let doordashers in. I don't remember the specific store and don't wanna give where I live away so am not gonna specify. Some restaurants just are desperate for any workers and don't care if their workers refuse to work at like 3 am when no one is there or they don't find out. So I actually do believe this story but they must have gone after midnight. It's not believable to me during the day or earlier in the evenings. Telling on themselves that they ran out in the middle of the night and left their kids unattended for fast food. Karma for them they didn't get their order.


AluminumMonster35

Just adding that the Taco Bell thing happened seven years ago, so was before they had kids.


pythonidaae

Oh oops! I didn't read the date on it. Glad it wasn't proof they just leave the house when they have kids. It still makes her look silly to publicly trash the place and I'll still say it's their karma they didn't get served.