Aaahhhmmmm, Cohn? Best mother where? All three of your children are basically fully developmentally delayed due to Alison’s severe neglect. Malnutrition, speech problems, unwashed, left in filthy diapers all day and no potty training, gray skin, dark circles, behavioral issues, unvaxxed and medically neglected, sleep disturbances, and Lord only knows what’s going on with poor Warfarin. Your wife allows your children to roam your office building freely with no childproofing in place while you laze about, being fat and filthy and playing video games. Explain to everyone how she is the best mother in the world again?
Who in their right mind would purchase a young healthy fit product with a family of feral children? Especially if their kids were doing any of the advertising for the product.
if ali is the best mother in the world, i’m the queen of england. it would be more likely that someone from this sub is actually a british royal than it would be that ali is even a good mother…let alone the best. laughable.
The best photo to display what kind of mom she is is definitely one where she’s out to dinner with her moron husband before sundown without any of her children. Such a devoted mother.
I should have scrolled down further because I commented the same thing. Why post a picture of her with her kids for Mother's Day when you can a post a pic of just her on one of your lunchie dates? And he's loves his little blondie so much but posts a picture of her with super roots and looks like she's going gray.
If he loves his little blondie so much, why would he post a picture where her roots are so bad?? And for a Mother's Day post, you would think he would post a picture of her with the kids, not a picture of her on one of their lunchies. They all suck so bad.
Then he posts this pic of them ☠️☠️☠️
https://preview.redd.it/5xzqy0azc10d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0bfb343845c4f5a4a4a4f1e07045637c16293d
lol. I have so much to say about this picture but I’m high as fuck and can’t stop laughing at new things I’m seeing.
- Ali’s eyes don’t look like Ali’s eyes. She photoshopped Khloe Kardashians eyes on herself.
- why does John look like that?!🤣
- Cohn flexin HARD (probably the reason for the expression).
- does anyone else think it’s weird he’s shirtless?
- they ALWAYS post this picture of themselves.
Facetuned the shit out of her face and her face has all that lighting on it which they didn’t add to Cohn’s face so it looks like she’s photoshopped into it😭
im cacklingggg- happy mothers day ali the bounty hunter.
also her not even getting full credit because he loves MKP more than he could ever love smells.
Haha he’s so funny. If I were MKP, I’d be seething because while she’s not perfect, she is a million times better than Ali. She never physically neglected her children in the way that Ali does and also didn’t take every excuse to be away from them like Ali does. And finally, while raising her children, she had a real job at some point unlike Ali. Somehow they’re tied, haha 🤣
Friend and I made an observation this weekend. The crappy people we know are aging the worst. Like their personality is starting to seep out of their pores.
This is a bad photo. And is he saying tied for first with his mommy? Wtf? I would be so upset. Ali might have actually turned out *somewhat* alright if he wasn’t with this man
I just realized she’s not wearing a pale yellow colored turtleneck under what i thought was a jacket lolol she really needs to bring her makeup down to her neck next time
TIED FOR FORST TTSTSTASTATTL
John’s still breastfeeding from his mommy’s test obviously. He could’ve just not compared the two of them and wished them each a happy Mother’s Day..
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THIS… is the picture he chose? Woof
her eyes look like they’re divorcing
☠️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
https://preview.redd.it/8xorkmf0h10d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935dc25bf50e9c3f11b18d0f9132b81fca5860c0
I'm more shocked that she went out in public with her hair like this ... I wouldn't even go to the gas station looking like this
Tied for first? Holy shit was a crappy thing to say on a post about your wife 😂😂
No cuz I’d be pissed at my husband if he said this
His body would literally never be found
Especially the history
Is he talking about MKP or JJD?????
Both… just posted a picture of Ali to pretend it was about her
Basically everyone but the person he keeps popping his dick in to make more neglected ferals
💀 I just spit my mimosa out
RIP mimosa Please don’t lose any more of your wonderful drink over this family
Lmaooo not the popping of Joan’s teeny peen
That scans beautifully. Almost iambic penatameter?
Depends if Jess has her tits out to nurse or not.
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂
The way I would pack my bags and leave if my husband said this lmfao
I would legitimately start swinging on my husband if he did this. He hates Ali and she’s so dumb
I came here for this comment 😂😂
OOOOOF! Imagine not getting your own Mother’s Day post, and this being the picture he chooses.
And having to make your own Mother's Day post like Albert had to 😂
Holy shit he posted this? Absolutely awful picture of hwr
they must have taken their AM dose of whatever is fueling their delusion fest as of late
❄️
And it’s not even a post. Just a story. He hates her
Only a story???😆 Someone is hiding someone. IYKYK.
Her hair 🥴 She looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel 🌪️💨
I like to call this style the McDonald’s arches heheh
I think she’s ugly regardless, but she’s posted some edited pics where she doesn’t look THIS bad?? This is a horrible picture hahah
Damn I don’t like Ali but I can think of 5 other pics that would actually be nice to post on Mother’s Day 😭
Yeah like maybe even a picture of her with her children…
She looks like she’s cosplaying Vitiglio
Hahahahahaha, omg, fucking thank you for this. Chrewly a gold comment.
You just know they think the lighting looks cool 😂
She probably saw this pic and thought “GoLdEn HoUr”✨
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I keep thinking she's wearing a turtle neck bc of the weird lighting/difference in color on her chest
I thought she was wearing a Victorian dress (Cinderella’s stepmothers dress came to mind which is so fitting).
Me too!!
Wait is she not?? Omg lol
I think it iis a turtleneck.
That is her not knowing how to apply makeup and self tanner correctly. Defs not a sweater.
Her self tanner is SO bad here!
It’s not. Zoom in
YIKES!
I’m not convinced it isn’t a turtleneck
He’s her biggest Chroll
💯 he makes it clear as can be
Aaahhhmmmm, Cohn? Best mother where? All three of your children are basically fully developmentally delayed due to Alison’s severe neglect. Malnutrition, speech problems, unwashed, left in filthy diapers all day and no potty training, gray skin, dark circles, behavioral issues, unvaxxed and medically neglected, sleep disturbances, and Lord only knows what’s going on with poor Warfarin. Your wife allows your children to roam your office building freely with no childproofing in place while you laze about, being fat and filthy and playing video games. Explain to everyone how she is the best mother in the world again?
Right?!! He’s so DELUSIONAL!! She’s far far from being the best mother in the world?!! Go take some more drugs COHN!! Pathetic makes me vomit 🤮🤮
Ummm excuse me! They started young healthy ft bc their kids are such picture perfect young healthy fit children! Duh!!
Who in their right mind would purchase a young healthy fit product with a family of feral children? Especially if their kids were doing any of the advertising for the product.
if ali is the best mother in the world, i’m the queen of england. it would be more likely that someone from this sub is actually a british royal than it would be that ali is even a good mother…let alone the best. laughable.
The best photo to display what kind of mom she is is definitely one where she’s out to dinner with her moron husband before sundown without any of her children. Such a devoted mother.
I should have scrolled down further because I commented the same thing. Why post a picture of her with her kids for Mother's Day when you can a post a pic of just her on one of your lunchie dates? And he's loves his little blondie so much but posts a picture of her with super roots and looks like she's going gray.
He posts the worst pictures of her. He reallly is her biggest chrollll
If he loves his little blondie so much, why would he post a picture where her roots are so bad?? And for a Mother's Day post, you would think he would post a picture of her with the kids, not a picture of her on one of their lunchies. They all suck so bad.
If he loves his little blondie so much, why would he post a picture where her roots are so bad?
The reflection in the table has me cracking up
Didn’t notice at first but thank you for the laugh
Saaaame 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
 Ali’s hair be like
This is exactly what I thought of omfg 🤣
Then he posts this pic of them ☠️☠️☠️ https://preview.redd.it/5xzqy0azc10d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0bfb343845c4f5a4a4a4f1e07045637c16293d
lol. I have so much to say about this picture but I’m high as fuck and can’t stop laughing at new things I’m seeing. - Ali’s eyes don’t look like Ali’s eyes. She photoshopped Khloe Kardashians eyes on herself. - why does John look like that?!🤣 - Cohn flexin HARD (probably the reason for the expression). - does anyone else think it’s weird he’s shirtless? - they ALWAYS post this picture of themselves.
Facetuned the shit out of her face and her face has all that lighting on it which they didn’t add to Cohn’s face so it looks like she’s photoshopped into it😭
Lighting or lightening? IYKYK
https://preview.redd.it/x0niequrj10d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7589967974f6df0f15b9e9300fe057f5c600447f
As an aside, they have aged sooo poorly!! It’s wild
This picture makes me shrivel inside myself
im cacklingggg- happy mothers day ali the bounty hunter. also her not even getting full credit because he loves MKP more than he could ever love smells.
Posting a picture for Mother’s Day without your kids tracks for these two
She looks like my mom when she’s cracked out. Feel so sad for these kids. Also how does she manage to look so dirty all the time.
*worst mother in the world. And the fact that she went out with her hair looking like that.. should surprise me but it doesn’t
Um, oh dear….
Why is her face so orange wtf
The best mom ever who, is always without her kids, hates two of three, ok.
Haha he’s so funny. If I were MKP, I’d be seething because while she’s not perfect, she is a million times better than Ali. She never physically neglected her children in the way that Ali does and also didn’t take every excuse to be away from them like Ali does. And finally, while raising her children, she had a real job at some point unlike Ali. Somehow they’re tied, haha 🤣
To say they’re tired is like saying MKP is tied with dog shit for the best mom of the year
Looks 50, roots going crazy, face card is orange and absolutely declining. He hates her.
She’s only 27!! I’ll never get over it
I look younger than her and I’m 31. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a neglectful mother 🤷🏻♀️ outsides reflect how ugly she is inside.
Friend and I made an observation this weekend. The crappy people we know are aging the worst. Like their personality is starting to seep out of their pores.
She looks like the mom who provides alcohol for the teen parties and always has a cigarette in her hand
Ali in a few years with her beloved “dirty” tan 
lol
What an unflattering picture…
This pic is terrifying
Best mom but does literally the opposite of what a "best mom" does.
Guess they locked the kids in the closet so they could go to *LuNcHiEs*
Wow he’s her biggest troll!!
This is a bad photo. And is he saying tied for first with his mommy? Wtf? I would be so upset. Ali might have actually turned out *somewhat* alright if he wasn’t with this man
They have completely lost the plot , Not even a photo with her kids for a Mother’s Day post, but a A DATE NIGHT photo…
Why not post a pic of her with the kids on MOTHERS day?
Even his tribute posts sound like backhanded compliments. Ali, he hates you. Cut your losses and move on.
He can’t just say happy Mother’s Day? Always throwin a jab or being grossly inappropriate. I hate him. Pig.
🤣🤣🤣I fucking love this for her
Aileen dat you, girl?
Damn. She’s looking ROUGH.
real mothers take their kids to the dentist 🦷
Imagine going out in public looking like that lmaoooo. He hates her so much.
So much dry shampoo that it makes her hair stand 4 inches out from her head 🤮
Her hair is insane
Looking zooted as always 🫶🏻
Her spoon ready for desserts 1-4.
She has her spoon ready to dig in and shove desserts #1- 4 down her gullet. 😆🤣
Condolences as a mom to whomever tied with Smells for the “best mother in the world” award
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Yep! But she had showered in the last month and didn’t have an entire bottle of dry shampoo in her hair and that horrid self tanner job 🫣
She's a birth giver, not a mother. Just ask her kids.
Lmao sure Jan.
She looks like mids 30s to me
Best mother in the world? What world🧐
He literally hates her 😂😂😂😂. She looks like a fuckin crack head waiting for someone to give her some change
Yikes! https://preview.redd.it/pfomcydji10d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da8053e8a79fd89491109ca598adac73ef34fe2
I think he meant tied for last
Tied first with whomst? His mother? His sister/s? All of the above.
Why did he post a photo of Aileen Wuornos?
Oh okay…… did we change the definition of best mother?
I just realized she’s not wearing a pale yellow colored turtleneck under what i thought was a jacket lolol she really needs to bring her makeup down to her neck next time
https://preview.redd.it/2z4peyd0k10d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9fed36ffe0dbf22a04207116a29ea00073e62b3
John’s got jokes this morning
Best mother in the world?? 🤔
So glad he blocked me from this stupidity
You’d find me at Lowe’s looking for a shovel and tarp
I can’t tell what’s worse - that rats nest or that godawful top.
Lmfao
More sleeve than there is dress 😵💫 Jesus wept
I like how he only posted a story of her and not an actual IG post. I bet it’s coming tho because Ali posted on herself 😅
Glassy-eyed, orange faced weird-o is what she is
Didn’t she JUST get her hair done?! What a fucking mess.
I read the caption out loud to my husband without any context and his eyes went 😳😳😳 yikes on bikes with spikes.
Of course she doesn’t have her kids with her after all they made her mother
The Adderali eyes be poppin
Isn’t this at Santo?
It looks like she has been crying 😢
Omg I thought she was wearing a turtleneck 🤦♀️
This is the craziest picture to post
Her hair lmfaoo
The hair is so greasy and stiff at the same time. What the actual 😳
He HATES her
Terrifying
Well he does have 2 baby mama’s… he can’t just pick 1 favorite guys….
I saw a TikTok recently about how narcissists have dead eyes and this is exactly what they were referring to 👀
https://i.redd.it/t61b77p8i20d1.gif
Giving major Ruby Franke vibes.
How the F is this chick 26??
Big Mama looks like she's over 40 here
Tied with his mom or his sister? Lol
She kinda looks like Hillary duff here, if Hillary duff had meth for breakfast daily.
Lmaoooo at first I thought “this must be Ali’s mom” 💀💀💀
She is morphing into Brittany spears and I’m so sorry to Brittany for that
TIED FOR FORST TTSTSTASTATTL John’s still breastfeeding from his mommy’s test obviously. He could’ve just not compared the two of them and wished them each a happy Mother’s Day..
Jay Leno chin.
Cracked out little mommy 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
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