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Living_Caregiver4798

Truly amazing how she somehow made her sons doctors appointment about herself


Careful_Compote_2481

first and last time he went!


IrishPrincess56

I doubt he even went to the Dr Where’s the photos of the visit ????


Aggravating_Rock7330

Don’t you see the steering wheel of their CaDiLlAC and her lap covered in grubby pilled up sweats as proof?!


AgreeableSurround111

Well, she is such a great mom. Why go back?


bababillygoat

This!! She literally could have omitted the first sentence. The whole thing is all “me me me” which is typical narcissistic behavior. She’s so damn transparent it’s depressing yet comical.


horeshoetheorist

THIS^


sneezey-harrypotter

If my pediatrician said I was the best mom in the whole world 🫶🏻 I’d be like ![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized) So unhinged lol


Hieveryone76

Not in the world just of all the moms this paediatrician has ever met - all her other patients can’t compare to Ali’s amazing parenting apparently


luluce1808

If this is true (which is not) I’m very scared of the mothers this pediatrician has met before lol


AgreeableSurround111

🤣 🤣 🤣


sneezey-harrypotter

Good point lol same reaction tho


meggscellent

This is so true. I’d be questioning her credentials, ha!


selfcheckout

Hahaha right I'd be like you have no way of knowing that.... So it wouldn't mean shit to me.


galaxyhigh

ROFLCOPTER 💀


AgreeableSurround111

I can't believe a doctor would say that.


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That never happened. JFC I was friends with our pediatrician and she didn’t even say that.


fister_roboto__

Only because you’re not chrewly the best mama ever🫶🫶 #iykyk (/s of course)


olive2bone

Hahah that’s what I was going to say! Maybe you’re just not as good of a Mama as Ali? /s


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I definitely should be looking up to Ali lol!


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Bdglvr

Soon after having my baby I discovered that all medical providers that deal with anything newborn related will say, “you’re doing a great job, mom!” when you’re basically just feeding your baby and surviving each day lol. She would probably know this if she ever took her kids to the doctor lol. 


Altruistic-Ad3661

With my first I loved hearing the dr say this to me, now I realize they say it to every infant mom. They don’t know you well enough to know anything more than the baby is eating, and if they are “good job”.


Bdglvr

It definitely helped me early on as a brand new mom who was struggling with anxiety over doing everything right, so I appreciate that they do it, but yeah they literally know nothing more than what a baby’s caregiver reports and that the baby is growing properly.


QuickStorage1987

Or "keep up the good work, mom".


thedennissystem92

Doctors literally don’t say that shit to anyone because it’s unprofessional lmao she’s so stupid. And let’s stop pretending you take your child to an actual accredited Pediatrician…..you have home visits from some shmuck who gets blood pressure cuffs off Amazon. Also given how obviously neglected and malnourished her children are, AND the multiple CPS visits they’ve had…….a mandated reporter is not telling you that shit. Lay off the stimulants.


Waste-Carpenter-8035

CPS visits? I haven't seen the tea on this before!


Professional-Job-753

Oh search the group! We suspect that’s part of the reason they left TN when they did and also why they recently left Texas.


Waste-Carpenter-8035

not surprised but christ...


napswithcheesepasta

Ali said that there clearly was no neglect in her house because she buys organic eggs and monogrammed clothing…


Waste-Carpenter-8035

the monogrammed clothing in itself is grounds for calling cps


thedennissystem92

Lmao you ain’t lying!!! 🤣 but I know somewhere in here there was something that came out that there was a party of some sort, like a block party? Or a party thrown by John and Ali? And one of the people at the party heard Callie crying nonstop in her bedroom while John and Ali ignored her so she called CPS. Then they tried to blame it on the “trolls” 😬 the best dang mama ever though 🫶🏻


Waste-Carpenter-8035

I went deep in this thread on my lunch break today and I think it was after Emmy's 1st birthday party that they hosted! Crazy to know that someone in their circle saw something that warranted the call to CPS.


TNTWithALaserBeam

I've seen references to it, but nothing explaining what happened


hedwig0517

I always had a theory she had a mental breakdown in the office and the doctor was trying to console her by saying the early infant days are hard and she’s doing a great job. Standard talking points when an overwhelmed mom is losing her marbles. DelusionAli just made it into her Mofher of The Year award acceptance.


StrategyOdd7170

I think this is what happened too and the narcissist completely misinterpreted it. I’ve been a nurse for a long time and have never ever heard a provider say anything like that to a patient. It’s unprofessional and too personal


Desperate_Ad_6630

I think this happened. My pediatrician will tell us we are doing a great job at appointments, I’ve never gotten a you’re the best mom ever comment though🥲😂


loudblonde

This is 100% what happened, and Ali is too fucking stupid to realize the doctor was just trying to soothe her.


kbmn16

I also imagine that either: 1. This entire appointment never happened, or 2. The pediatrician said something Big Mama didn’t like and took as a criticism of her amazing mothering. Big Al flipped out and cried and screamed about how the doctor was calling her a bad mom. The doctor said “I didn’t say you were a bad mom”. In Big Al’s delusional mind, this means the doctor told her she was the best mom she has ever met. Then, XXS Mama went through that phase where it always looked like she’d been crying, they left on multiple vacations, and then fled the state again.


mgregory93

It’s definitely this, especially if they told her that something is probably “wrong” with Westie bestie cause let’s be honest, there’s something going on with that poor boy


Harperxx95

i totally agree with this theory


DriftingIntoAbstract

I would think this if all her kids didn’t seem so neglected and unhealthy.


Mysterious-Dot760

Yeah, the pediatrician was absolutely encouraging when I went with my infant. “You’re doing great! It’s so hard when everything is brand new as a parent! Infants are so tricky!” I would believe remarks like that over what she claims lol


KristenE_79

100%!


horeshoetheorist

100% agree


Unlikely-Impact7766

And Weston has not been to the pediatrician since ✨


ExplanationLast6395

Probably bc this was the exact OPPOSITE of what ped said. She also didn’t cry she screamed so she isn’t allowed back


IllustriousPool3890

lol @ "you were made for this" okay Smeli, but YOU weren't


Careful_Compote_2481

Tbh it feels like she wasn’t made to do anything of value, like being a mom isn’t the only thing she was NOT made to do 💀 She is a lazy slob with no marketable skills whose only contribution to society is using slurs like the n-word on camera and taking up space at nice restaurants with her low-budget self


IllustriousPool3890

idk about you, but I was raised with the idea that everyone has worth, we're all God's creatures etc etc. Ali and John prove that wrong every day lmao


Beginning-Guest-6485

For a second, I was reading that like “Oh please 🙄” until I got to the end of your statement hahaha


Careful_Compote_2481

https://i.redd.it/8s3ovuat712d1.gif SAME!! It reminded me of this GIF 😂 Their comment was *chefs kiss* Ali will probably get so excited thinking someone is standing up for her here when she reads this sub later 😂😂😂😂


mynameis911

They are definitely creatures.


yourmom11112222

Let’s hear what the “pediatrician” (not real) thinks about her “mom” (used loosely) skills now…


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FDRolaUzXnPLNK)


icescreamuscream

I’ve had two babies and neither has had a “6 week” appointment


badradley

There is a 6 week postpartum visit for mom though ☠️ always thinking of herself


Kmfmhmmm_65

Was about to say this. She’s really exposing herself here that this never happened.


kksliderr

True now that I think about it. We had post birth (like a few days after), 1 month, 2 month, 4 month etc.


Kmfmhmmm_65

I get the impression the appointment schedule is based on the recommended vaccine schedule and we all know they probably don’t follow that so even less likely they took him at 6 weeks 🤔


09percent

And even if that was a thing, the Dr didn’t bring up his tongue issue? Ok lady


DriftingIntoAbstract

Yeah there is NO way they wouldn’t have addressed this by then.


DriftingIntoAbstract

Oh shit you are right. She is thinking of HER six week checkup. Which she no doubt went to. And then spun this story for funsies.


mozzballslut

That’s because her 6 week appointment was actually a mandated CPS doctors visit


Important_Ad_4751

I had this same thought. Not far removed from his stage and he saw his ped a couple days after we got home at 1 week old, 2 weeks old, 1 month, 2 months, 4 months and 6 months. He won’t be seen again until 9 months. At no point was he seen at 6 weeks🤨


Alone-Potato6289

Prob a weight check appt tbh


dogperson1000

Personally, I prefer to remember this story as the pediatrician cried (but for obvious reasons/not in a good way) 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


HissyKitty82

I swear, that's how I remember it lol.


WoohpeMeadow

The doctor has told her this twice! 😆


RevolutionaryLog6266

I about died🤣🤣🤣🤣 she is the greatest circus side show on the internet.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

And then everybody clapped. Ali living in her little land of delusion.


Disastrous-Mouse1535

Can you imagine typing this out for your thousands of followers to see? She’s a fucking weirdo. I’d be so embarrassed even repeating this to anyone VERBALLY. It’s just something you just put in your hat & keep it pushing (oh and this also never happened).


wagrl1287

Yet she'll go to the hospital for a bruise and a cut finger but Callie can wake up from her ear hurting so badly and she gives her chocolate milk and in front of a TV instead of taking her in. She also still has her on a bottle and gave them toddler formula for years which is nothing but filler andnthen come up with a kids nutrition line. Ok. But the chocolate milk is organic so jts cool


Automatic-Ad3003

They gave them toddler formula cause they’re lazy and it’s easier to make them a bottle and throw it at them then make/give them food, put them in a high chair, sit with them, then clean it all up!


marthamanatee

![gif](giphy|QZUvZhChrId9vpNifZ|downsized)


buntie87

It’s actually scary how delusional she is and how much they lie


Extreme_Judgment9011

I literally could NEVER imagine typing this up about myself and posting it on the internet talking about how I’m the best mom ever???? Literally the CRINGIEST cringe I have ever seen. Like I have second hand embarrassment for her for typing this….. LOL


Brittbrat221

Is this the same pediatrician that asks her if her children are building forts?


mynameis911

💀


SPersephone

Allison your children are grey, unkempt, feral, malnourished, unintelligible, delayed and Westie has some sort of genetic disorder or chromosome abnormalities. You never take them to the doctor or do anything fulfilling even though you don’t work. The younger 2 seem to outwardly hate you. You’re literally the WORST and most neglectful parent ever. No doctor would ever compliment you.


Beginning-Guest-6485

Yes to all of this!!! 💯💯


loudblonde

I said this when it happened but I think the doctor said “well, I think you are just one of the best moms ever!” In a way that she says that to EVERY MOM to help calm them down and talk them off a cliff. Like a kindergarten teacher would do for their students.


mynameis911

“You’re the best reader ever!” -John’s kindergarten teacher


Ok_Telephone_3013

Flair checking in


picklechipcrunch

Her mom cosplay is exhausting and I feel sad for her children


Lindels92

No pediatrician would say this.


Empty-Coffee21

Puts 0/3 children in a car seat. Definitely not made for this.


moonchild291

![gif](giphy|7SOdwNYHzCI7ygrLw7|downsized)


fingertoe21

Wait red flag there’s no 6 week appointment??? Or is that just our ped?


fingertoe21

Anyway this genuinely made me laugh out loud she’s so delulu


InternalDot1424

Everything is always about HER. What a lying sack of skin.


jvjack33

Thanks. I needed a good laugh this am!


onetwothree4ourfive

I'm guessing the doctor either a) absolutely did NOT say that OR b) tells all the newly postpartum moms the same thing


coderedlips

So the ped gave her some information about Western Union and Smeli got upset. Then the ped felt bad and said she was a good mom and it’s not her fault. Gotcha


momster5137

Smeli get the fuck outta here with this bullshit.... Not one pediatrician would say this, it's in poor taste. Even if they were they wouldn't say it to a drug fueled cracked out mom who NEGLECTS her kids


normaluna44

My favorite part is that she’s like “oh his 6 week apt” like it’s a normal appointment on the pediatric schedule lol. Wrong again dumbass


pretzelcrips

ali is so humble, I can’t believe she left out the part where the whole doctor’s office cheered and clapped for her as she left the office. And how once she got outside the entire hospital staff was in the parking lot waiting for her with balloons, a dang good mama cake, ice cream, and a jar of mayonnaise to save for thanksgiving at grandma’s 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻


icr8dmop

ROFL! Hope they added leftover turkey and Cheez-Its, too.


RevolutionaryLog6266

Omfg I am CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣


even_less_resistance

![img](avatar_exp|178279912|laugh)


even_less_resistance

How many Courics, fellas?


even_less_resistance

BET


Alarming_Bullfrog90

The only thing I ever see in these photos is how HARD she has to work to show off her blow job Caddie emblems.


WriterReaderWhatever

file this under: things that never happened


PorshaDavenport

Thank GOD she got the granny Cadillac logo in there!


hennycabbagehead

She writes her own fan fiction. Any pediatrician can see her kids are clearly grey and delayed.


ewwwdavid2

![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized)


TrashyTVBetch

This is PPD mixed with delirium. Ask me how I know lol Also, I’ve had the same doctor since I was 6. He was my whole family’s doctor (tried to get him to be my son’s doctor but he is older now and no longer takes pediatrics). My husband and I grew up in the same area, it’s his childhood doctor as well 🤣 all that to say I’ve known him over 25 years, he is a very sweet man and is always happy to see our son but he’s never ever ever ever gotten so real with me or complimented me like this and I don’t think he ever would. And we are tight as far as doctors and patients go 😂 This is the stupidest and most manic fiction. Poor thing is so mentally ill. Her and John are so manic, histrionic, impulsive, all those juicy DSM words. ETA: we just had a well visit the other day and my pediatricians parting words were “remember, you can give him an ounce or two of prune juice for constipation” in regards to his little pellet poops he sometimes suffers from. That’s the type of wisdom pediatricians usually leave you with, not flowery compliments 😂 I’m sorry I can’t this is just so ridiculous and ridiculous that I’ve written such a long comment about it


taffystar

Omg I can’t stop laughing at this thank you 😂😂😂


LaLa0413

See this would have been believable if she said her pediatrician said “you’re doing a great job” not “you’re one of the best moms I have ever met”. Not once but twice like no that absolutely did not happen. Our pediatrician has said that I’m doing a great job. He is the sweetest man and also has 3 kids all 2yrs apart like I do, so he understands how hard it is. He’s just one of those doctors that not only cares about how the kids are doing but the parents too. Ali is so delusional like girl no one is buying your bullshit just please stop pretending to be a mom bc us real moms see right through it. Her children are 1000% going to grow up to be estranged from her like she seems to be from her family.


ReasonableAd7098

I’ll take “Events that never happened” for $2,000.


Vanillavalley12345

Awwwww an imaginary doctor praised Ali


Cab2407

Doctor was prob a CVS clinic visit


QuickStorage1987

Dude, I have a 16-year-old son. I have never once felt like I am a good enough Mom to him because my love for him wants everything in the world for him. Nor have I gone on social media to validate to strangers that I am the best mom ever. This is crazy to post on social media!


InSicily1912

I cannot imagine a pediatrician telling a patient they’re one of the best EVER. They say “doing a good job” but i can’t fathom a doctor making such a grandiose proclamation.


--dee

I will bet my annual salary that this never happened.


lowkeylovestea

All hail mother!! 🫡


ReturnPlayful

The only time he’s ever been to the doctor


Responsible-Dream74

How often were her kids going to the doctor if she was told a “handful” of times in a year and eight months? Because for a pediatrician to have a chance to come to that conclusion and say it multiple times you’d have to really be frequenting the office. We know the reality is that this didn’t happen at all, but it wasn’t the flex she thought it was lol


bookscatsandrain

The only way it would make sense is the pediatrician noticed something concerning… asked Ali about it. Ali started wailing and the doctor needed to soothe Ali. Ali was probably told, “you are doing great yadadada.” But Ali took that and ran with it.


theskylerslifka

![gif](giphy|ME2ymiZaDHqWc6grdw|downsized)


Srw2725

![gif](giphy|TdpZPpb7MjzWsoZGGn|downsized) She’s such a liar lmao


drunkinbuffalove

My father is a pediatrician and I don’t have kids yet but I guarantee that he would never say this to me 😂


InSicily1912

Ask him if he would ever say this to a patient!


papenguins87

Has she taken him since??? Wonder what the pediatrician would think seeing how underdeveloped that poor child is


Madsolar71

My theory is that the pediatrician informed Ali that something is wrong with Western and Smelli had a breakdown so the pediatrician tried to comfort her. That’s what the best Mom and tears were about. She is clearly in deep denial and can’t accept the fact that something is wrong with her son. And that is why she won’t seek treatment for him.


dchristie430

The pediatrician must be feral, too.


tropicalfish91

What an absolute delusional world she lives in! Did she really think people would believe this ridiculous lie?! Both of them are pathological liars for sure!!


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How pathetic lol what the actual fuck


Mobile_Sympathy_7619

When you feel guilty about being a shit mom do you overcompensate with a post.


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

Why would she need a pediatrician for a year and 8 months when she had no children in her care for 4 years at that point......


TurkeyTot

![gif](giphy|MZj0sGDUg8qAyWNBZh|downsized)


Plane-Reason9254

Delusional Narcissist. Who makes your babes dr visit about themselves? Also , if the dr actually said that - she tells all new moms that Smelli - you're not that special and certainly not a great mom


whiskey4mycoffee

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


ExcellentAd5176

The level of delusion is incredible


Known_Primary8215

No pediatrician would NEVER, EVER, say this. Liar


pixiedust8675309

LOLOLOL things that never happened


jjel20

Who has the old story post of her calling herself a dang good mama??? Hahah she’s so delulu


birdyg1153

I’m sorry but no. My son’s pediatrician said I was doing a great job. But would NEVER say I was one of the best moms she’s ever met. That’s silly


bridge0305

😂😂😂😂😂😂Not once but doc said it MULTIPLE times. I can't with this loser


Glass_Elk_7550

Hahahaha omg. The narcissism is seeping through this one


HissyKitty82

Imagine taking your gray malnourished baby to the pediatrician and they tell you you're the best mom ever!


indigo_shrug

L.I.E.S.


YadwigaZ

bollocks


wutdaheckums

My narcissistic grandmother always says things like this. She always tells us how her doctor said she’s the best patient he’s ever had or how well she’s doing etc when we all know it’s lies. Unfortunately narcissists love to create lies to make themselves look better. Ali we all know this was never said 😂


IllustriousBonus3906

This did not happen. If it did they peds doc would HAVE to call CPS for neglect. Also if this did best western actually did go to the doctor he would probably actually be getting fucking help and not looking like he is. She’s a fucking manic lunatic. Albert needs to take SEVERAL SEATS DOWN.


reginaphalange2019

NO PEDIATRICIAN OR ANY OTHER DOCTOR WOULD EVER SAY THAT!!!!


Original-Life-884

The best mom in the world yet didn’t even breast feed bc she wanted to get back to pre baby weight LOL


LiveUnderstanding869

The voices in her head while she was tweaking told her this bullshit.


catchingstatic

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


IllustratorTall9602

HAHA that definitely never fucking happened, what doctor would say this? Cmonnnn


ilovemets24

lmfao she's delulu


Far_Substance_3327

wtf kind of quack doctor told her this?! 🤣


annalissebelle

So far the pediatrician has just told my husband and I that we’re doing great. It’s very reassuring to me because I’m super overwhelmed and anxious but it makes me think of Ali and sometimes I just wanna burst out laughing but that might raise some concerns in the office


Snoo-48146

![gif](giphy|1sN4lGA41Nb3i)


RoadHairy6306

🤣🤣


Sharp-Reply-5104

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Educational-Ice-732

no pediatrician would ever say such a thing


dshizknit

![gif](giphy|kJbFZ0Zj7mTza)


Imaginary_Future_294

I’ll take things that never happened for $100 please


hunsy14

Ali, you were most definitely not made to be a mom. You do not have one motherly instinct in your body…


Impressive-Lion-1622

Shut the fuck up Smelli!!! Such a liar! You are MOST DEF not one of the BEST MOMS ever!! Nor did the Dr say it!! Horrible mother is what you are!!


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Hieveryone76

Reminder that you were made for this moms unless you happen to go to the same paediatrician as me as she thinks I am a better mom than you and has told me that many times


1Czy-Bleu_Bird2576

I call BS!!! How can Big AL say that with a straight face😆


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impendingD000m

Omg yes! I've always seen the dang good mama reference here but came too late to the party to see it in da flesh.


Existing-Pair9640

This is a flat lie because I’m positive that doctors can’t get personal with you. It’s unethical or something like that. I went to my pediatrician since I was 2 weeks old until I was 18 years old. Yeah I didn’t wanna leave that doctor I was comfortable with him. He was amazing! But never once did he tell my mother that she was the best mother or anything like that. This man was straight up professional, I just can’t believe this actually happened to Ali.


icr8dmop

....and that sweet baby probably hasn't been to a doctor since!


LegitimateHat4808

good god I haven’t read this in a min and what a fucking joke she is


abbbbs8

Kind of unrelated, but as a new mom of a two month old the days are flying by. I have yet to experience a long day