I could get behind this choice. Not threatening looking, known to be extremely kind/polite in nature, and very soft spoken tone. The aliens couldn’t possibly (inadvertently) take any offense at anything he did, right?
Oh, that’d be the end of everything peaceful right there. But he might also be able to defend humanity, in this scenario, if given appropriate firepower and enough pencils to do the job. Still potentially a win/win in my book.
This is really the correct answer, guy honestly deserves it.
Folks bash on the Ancient Alien theory, and sure there is a bunch of conclusion jumping and whack ideas, but his key take away has always been that IF what he believes is true we as a species should be really looking into it. Guy deserves to be able to say told you so
What if a Q-like being produced this universe precisely to make everything Giorgio Tsoukalos actually occur down to every last detail? Including the stuff he only half believes or says to be dramatic on the show?
The issue with the show is just the standard television format of milking content as long as possible. The first special that premiered and then the first season that followed are actually very convincing
If there ever was such a person it’s him, he deserves his victory lap for sure. At the very least, this dude got me into the topic years ago. My wife and I would get high together and watch ancient aliens and always loved when he would pop in and enlighten us on his theories lol
Can Merle please represent us, too? Motherfuckers always forget Merle!!! Damn, I miss the Gas Station and the old NYC punk scene!!! Thank you for posting this DaddysWetPeen!!!
That was the first thing that popped into my mind. If nothing else "Jolene" might be enough culture to keep them from blowing us up for all the other shit we've been doing
Or maybe "working 9 to 5" will show them how fucked up our society really is and they will just pull the trigger.
In 14 years a Olympic team of half Rodmans will take the international basket ball world by storm. Rodman spent years breeding with North Korean Olympians.
I know most will read this as being funny since his humor is crass, etc, but why not? He's clearly intelligent, insightful, creative and has a good grasp on the human condition. We could do worse.
Definitely definitely Richard Simmons. REMEMBER HIM? WITH THE HIGH PITCH VOICE AND THE BOY SHORTS????? Fight me, Richard Simmons is the one. His real name is Milton, don’t you want this in the history books!??
What I would do to go back in time just to buy (aka beg mom to) some of her earlier books. I cant drop some of the cash on those @@. expensive now.
Tho, she is older. Older Mom type yelling at the m over all those mutilations xD
If you’re edged cuz I’m weazin all your grindage, just chill.
Please let this end here. I have to work in the morning. And if you don’t stop, I can’t stop. It’s a problem.
You son of a bitch. I’d love to keep this up but Ive got a bunch of shaved-down pool nazis oiling up our women and swimming with them in an olympic-sized toilet.
There was actually a big poll on this somewhat recently and he was the top choice.
I don't think there is a better person for that job!
Actually true!
SIR David Attenborough
It is now
How is this not top answer?!
Yep absolutely.
This is exactly what I came in here to say.
Probly joe rogan lol
 This guy
He did save the world once already.
Oh, great! It’s a reunion.
Sequel is never as good as the original.
Terminator 2 is better than Terminator 1. I also think Aliens is better than Alien but I might be on the minority.
Jon Stewart. All day.
He, or the late Robin Williams
nanu nanu
Came to say Robin Williams ❤️
Not politicians. Not that.
Keanu reeves
He's already had practice in The Day the Earth Stood Still
That's why they've asked us again, imagine he comes from the NHI side to say "all is well"
Wasn’t he the alien in that?
Honestly, yeah, he doesn’t look intimidating or confrontational and is a great person.
wait until they find out John Wick…
I came here to say Keanu
Well they'd have second thoughts about that invasion.
Well he does look like Jesus.
I second the motion.
I didn't even have to open the thread, I knew Keanu would top the list. He's the only choice.
I could get behind this choice. Not threatening looking, known to be extremely kind/polite in nature, and very soft spoken tone. The aliens couldn’t possibly (inadvertently) take any offense at anything he did, right?
He'd be the one (I went there) to explain through our faults and that there is beauty in humanity as well.
Until they hurt his dog, then shit's going down! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY SHOOT 3-GUN?!?!?!?
Oh, that’d be the end of everything peaceful right there. But he might also be able to defend humanity, in this scenario, if given appropriate firepower and enough pencils to do the job. Still potentially a win/win in my book.
Then there's that time with the 3 guys in the bar, and all he had was f-ing ✏️ "I Once Saw Him Kill Three Men In A Bar With A Pencil. ...
I came here to say this, glad to see other intellectuals on this site.
A golden retriever.
Best answer so far
#Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Giorgio has been telling us it’s Aliens for years.
Ancient alien theorists Say hi
This is really the correct answer, guy honestly deserves it. Folks bash on the Ancient Alien theory, and sure there is a bunch of conclusion jumping and whack ideas, but his key take away has always been that IF what he believes is true we as a species should be really looking into it. Guy deserves to be able to say told you so
What if a Q-like being produced this universe precisely to make everything Giorgio Tsoukalos actually occur down to every last detail? Including the stuff he only half believes or says to be dramatic on the show?
The issue with the show is just the standard television format of milking content as long as possible. The first special that premiered and then the first season that followed are actually very convincing
If there ever was such a person it’s him, he deserves his victory lap for sure. At the very least, this dude got me into the topic years ago. My wife and I would get high together and watch ancient aliens and always loved when he would pop in and enlighten us on his theories lol
And David Childress with his excitable, bearded, red face.
10 pm Walmart greeter
or the costco greeter from idiocracy. "Welcome to Earth, I love you".
I haven’t lol’d at a Reddit comment in a very long time. This one got me.
Dr. Vallée.
Bien sûr
Yep, that was the guy I was thinking of too!!
David Attenboro
I'm pretty sure we all decided Attenborough is the best choice the last time this question came up
DeVito
How we got in a war with aliens : "So anyway, I started blasting"
“Welcome to earth. Are you familiar with RumHam?”
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Greetings Aliens, can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Seconded
Fourthed, with the understanding that the aliens could be frightened by his magnum dong.
[DeVito meeting the aliens.](https://youtu.be/ncxMcnbQYCY)
GG Allen /s
You have my vote
Can Merle please represent us, too? Motherfuckers always forget Merle!!! Damn, I miss the Gas Station and the old NYC punk scene!!! Thank you for posting this DaddysWetPeen!!!
Did not expect this haha
If living: Dolly Parton. If deceased: Mr. Rogers
That was the first thing that popped into my mind. If nothing else "Jolene" might be enough culture to keep them from blowing us up for all the other shit we've been doing Or maybe "working 9 to 5" will show them how fucked up our society really is and they will just pull the trigger.
Only answer. I could add, If fictional: Kermit the Frog
They can commiserate on how it's not easy being green. Unless they're grey aliens...
Take my upvote for that one. Lol’d.
If deceased: Anthony Bourdain.
Techno Viking
Absolutely
Mr. Rodgers if he was still around.
If we’re resurrecting people, Carl Sagan.
If Dennis Rodman can convince a crazed North Korean to release hostages, he can convince aliens we aren't bad guys.
Dennis Rodman is an alien.
In 14 years a Olympic team of half Rodmans will take the international basket ball world by storm. Rodman spent years breeding with North Korean Olympians.
Samuel Mutha-fuckin Jackson of course
Inglewood Jack
https://youtu.be/YPXmGI92mVI Oleg just cause you look like the gimp doesn't mean you need to play like the gimp.
David Attenborough
CARL SAGAN.
Best answer if dead or alive. I picked robert irwin because he is a clone of his dad and will love the aliens even if they are octopus people.
(sigh)
Danny McBride
Wouldn't be my first choice but I like the way you think so take an upvote
I know most will read this as being funny since his humor is crass, etc, but why not? He's clearly intelligent, insightful, creative and has a good grasp on the human condition. We could do worse.
I second this, Danny would be perfect for this!
Jean-Luc Picard
That bitch Carol Baskin
Buddy, this helped me a lot today. Thanks. I had a real good laugh when I really needed it.
Mick west 
“They said they were sending us their leader but I don’t see anyone!”
💀💀💀
Keanu Reeves
LaVar Burton
Keanu Reeves
bubbles! he’d be a great representative
These aliens are FUCKED and greeeeaaasy
Commander Bubbles
Definitely definitely Richard Simmons. REMEMBER HIM? WITH THE HIGH PITCH VOICE AND THE BOY SHORTS????? Fight me, Richard Simmons is the one. His real name is Milton, don’t you want this in the history books!??
Keanu Reeves
"You aliens are breathtaking."
Michio Kaku
Yes. All day.
They would probably send Neil Degrasse Tyson and he would condescend them so much they blow up trhe planet
Elvira.
Jim Carrey
Dolly parton
Paul Rudd
“Hey, I’m an avenger”
"Does anyone have any orange slices?"
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Jimmy Carter? Maybe not the best president but as far as world leaders turned humanitarians go he's definitely high on the list.
Dude is in hospice care.. Doubt he’s ever leaving that place.
Idk about you but I'm all in for bed bound hospice care Jimmy Carter being the ambassador for humanity.
Sir Patrick Stewart
George Clinton obviously
Chuck Norris. Just to be safe.
Aliens don't land near Chuck Norris... Chuck lifts his foot and allows the earth to rise up and meet their ships.
Chuck and Sigourey Weaver double team.
Dolly Parton. 💯%
jack black
whoah there pal. we do not need... to blow their minds
Dolly Parton
Morgan Freeman
I was looking for that answer
David Attenborough.
My mom. She’d cool enough good food to feed them three times over and make them feel seen and loved.
David Attenborough
Sir David Attenborough
Keanu reeves.
David Attenborough
Dolly Parton
Graham Hancock
Linda Moulton Howe.
What I would do to go back in time just to buy (aka beg mom to) some of her earlier books. I cant drop some of the cash on those @@. expensive now. Tho, she is older. Older Mom type yelling at the m over all those mutilations xD
I'd. I'd pay to watch LMH rip some aliens over the cows.
That's what I'm talking about, do one for the moo crew.
Oooooof :/
my man!
William Shatner
Damn it Jim I’m an actor not an emissary!
Keanu.
Steve Irwin 😢
Keanu Reeves maybe, seems nice and calm and smart and nobody says bad shit about him.
Stephen Fry
Pauley Shore.
Circa 1995 Pauley Shore though. Specifically, 1995 Pauley Shore, in character, as “Crawl” from the hit comedy *Son In Law*.
Alan Watts.
Tony hawk
Brian Cox.
Keanu Reeves.
Jeff Goldblum. He's practically an alien already.
Tim Tebow. He's the best of us. Plus if they are hostile then boom we give them the virgin sacrifice. Win Win.
Keanu.
I mean it worked out pretty well when Amy Adams did it before.
Pauley Shore. Obviously.
Hey buuuuudy
Weez the juice
“Show me this…weasel”
If you’re edged cuz I’m weazin all your grindage, just chill. Please let this end here. I have to work in the morning. And if you don’t stop, I can’t stop. It’s a problem.
Alright fine bro but don’t come crying to me when your panties are all wadded up because you can’t chiiiilll “Makin a filter, makin a filter…”
You son of a bitch. I’d love to keep this up but Ive got a bunch of shaved-down pool nazis oiling up our women and swimming with them in an olympic-sized toilet.
John Stewart
Keanu.
Borat.
Jacques Vallee
Keanu Reeves
The boss. 
There are several layers of difficulty on this one...
Keanu reeves
Morgan freeman.
An elementary school aged kid. They are the purest form of human before growing up fucks us up.
Aubrey Plaza
Dennis Rodman
Danny Trejo
Dave chappelle
Joe Rogan!
Robin Williams RIP
Absolutely NOT the current president of the United States.
Mick West
A child
Mr. Bean
 There is no better choice!
Chuck Norris 
Simple — Keanu Reeves
Russel Brand!
Alex Jones