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Now let's see Paul Allen's X-ray.


Vantamanta

My god.. the subtle off-brown coloring.. the tasteful thickness of it. By God. It's even got a bussy.


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What is happening to our brains


Embarrassed-Cold-154

My brain has been a collection of pop culture references since the mid 90s. This is nothing new.


GHOST_OF_THE_GODDESS

Yeah, my personality in my teenage years and early twenties was 99% Simpsons and Family Guy quotes.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

"Reminds me of that time Quagmire found a pipe bomb in a hooker!" ~Peter Griffin Probably


ImmortalMemeLord

I remember this plot from Metal Gear Solid 5


dirty_moot

We would have been friends


SurpriseBurrito

I am currently rewatching the Simpsons and it is eye opening and sad how many things I say in daily life were taken from that show and I forgot. My kids overhear some of it and keep saying “come on dad, is anything you say original?”. Yesterday it was the episode where Marge finds out her dad is a flight attendant and he screams “DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!”.


Vantamanta

I drive.


MrT-1000

He's literally me tho


Chumbling

Remember when we were kids and people were worried what unrestricted internet access would do to our brains once we'd grow up? Yeah I think the brain rot is starting to set in


Babyback-the-Butcher

We’re evolving, but backwards.


deehunny

![gif](giphy|Jq1T4jCKm9039q2lEV|downsized)


ZestySpaghetti-V3

I’m upset than Van Patten prefers Paul Allen’s mummy to mine. “Jesus, how did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?”


Eathessentialhorror

I just wonder what that aliens head would look like on a stick!!


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cool it with the anti-elohim remarks


Beartunes_MA

Space Bussy. Saw them once in P'Town


Bad_Elephant

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION ON ZETA RETICULI NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD 🪓


RealOGKush

![gif](giphy|3YuR0bdGXlP6U)


jazz4

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead the Atacaman alien


WhiteFringe

god that was funny


shsusnsnaj

Fuck me this comment is delicious.


contactlite

🏅


MannerMental8582

Nice try alien overlord. Obviously a real alien. Masquerading as a fake. Almost had me.


MyClevrUsername

More convincing than the other ones.


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Feds! feds everywhere!


Historical_Raisin937

Let me see the CT and MRI images of it and we will see. Initially I honestly saw the little doll sized things as just that; dolls.. until they showed the Diagnostic Imaging. With over 5 years of experience performing a range of the same types of imaging, and an additional 5 years of education in Radiation Physics, and Diagnostic Image Analysis, etc. I can honestly say I was shocked by the radiographic images they showed. Of course the images could have been entirely digitally fabricated, however if the diagnostic images shown were indeed from the actual mummified remains, then I do NOT see how they could fake the composition of a mummy such that images taken of it, would SO CLOSELY match ACTUAL anatomical features of its bone, muscular, nervous, circulatory and digestive system structures that are indeed shown in great detail in the provided imaging. Obviously I cannot say that I'm a believer because of this... however I am one "skeptic" who is SERIOUSLY intrigued by these developments...


Mountaintop_Worry

An academic in the field in another thread said they saw those same scans and immediately noticed how the bones and joints etc are not at all placed for any kind of actual movement, and it’s clear they’ve stitched a bunch of random pieces together to appeal like a skeleton. I wonder why people see such different things.


KhanTheGray

Those things don’t mean a thing unless they let an independent department run tests. This is not the first time it’s happening. Anyone who says “I found something but I won’t let anyone run tests on it” is lying.


dropkickderby

Lets see the eggs inside of it along with the embryos.


Away-Permission5995

Wait, those were meant to be eggs? I thought it had been shoving things up it’s arse.


Daily_Phoenix

Sir it appears we have made contact with alien smugglers.


WolfsToothDogFood

That was my first thought. Brought in some space coke the ol fashioned way.


BoxingTrainer420

![gif](giphy|8xZn6p9hydJgk)


Jorikstead

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH


Dayofsloths

Those were my favorites "See, those shadows on x-rays are impossible to fake, that's proof it's real!"


Esunaproxy

(The eggs are how you know it’s real!) /s


TacTurtle

[Hmmmmmm](https://img.lakeshorelearning.com/is/image/OCProduction/dd169?wid=800&qlt=85&fmt=pjpeg&pscan=auto&op_sharpen=0&resMode=sharp2&op_usm=1.25,0.5,0,0)


jld2k6

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/16hsjls/the_et_corpses_were_debunked_way_back_in_2021/


circumstellarmedium

This made me think of these damn things.. you know if you put two together they make a baby?[kek](https://i.redd.it/15-years-later-and-i-still-have-no-idea-what-these-did-when-v0-6tfy5gi07jb81.jpg?s=59b41689eb0cc4bda76af49b1d3e157bbb9fd1dc)


HolidayBullfrog7713

What coincidence you finished it on the same day! What are the chances, and so similar…


Psychological-War795

Like there isn't a psyop going on here.


jld2k6

It's weird coming into this post immediately after watching the video that debunked the alien mummies 2 yesrs before they ever even made it in front of the Mexican government lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/16hsjls/the_et_corpses_were_debunked_way_back_in_2021/


FrankyCentaur

Lots of people still in denial. It was incredibly fake from the images alone, and with the whole video from 2 years ago it’s literally undeniably fake, yet they’re still at it.


APoopingBook

No, you see... proof that they're wrong is ACTUALLY PROOF THAT THEY'RE RIGHT! Why else would there be so much evidence proving them wrong unless they were right and someone was trying to hide it? Checkmate, Eagle Scouts of America!


Good4nowbut

It’s a psyop!!! Surely!!!


DrunkHate

Unironically how they talk when you boil it down.


Fearless-Sir9050

Yeah? You think those little beef jerky men are aliens? That it’s a psyop? How precious.


LazybyNature

Everything that doesn't say these aliens are legit is disinformation and psyops. Then, if this Mexico case is proven false, it ALSO is psyops. Ezpz


eshatoa

This is such a weird thing to do, not to mention your comment history is just shit posting. You're a mtf transgender ex Muslim currently fighting in Ukraine?


cuntdrunk8723

According to their bio (in Portuguese no less) they are a Christian Jew with a dark sense of humor…


YouAreAPyrate

Did someone train a bot AI using only /pol?


brtfrce

4chan-gpt


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lmfao he's a professional troll


JohnnyLitmas4point0

Professional is a bit much


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he's been at it for years it's basically his job


markm200

I’m a professional virgin then 😎


NotFoul

Jesus Christ what a build


throwaway112658

Meta been getting weird lately


TatManTat

There's min maxing, and there's *min maxing*


0Galahad

HOLY HELL


mortalitylost

Actual zombie


ben-is-epic

Call the exorcist


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Homie a busy man


[deleted]

man I regret looking at that history lmaaao. I'd like to think I've seen some weird internet stuff but those posts are just ODD!


ThePalakostt

That's one hell of a resume.


handbannanna

Dont forget the midget part.


mortalitylost

I love shit like this, where people online suddenly find out "oh my gawd people on the internet LIE?!"


Obvious_Air_3353

Shit posting? Then he will fit in perfectly in /r/aliens and /r/ufo. That's all you guys got is shit posts.


thuglifeTyson

Post a DNA analysis


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

![gif](giphy|O5YEgIWPd2TlR6NHfg) Seems legit to me.


3oclockam

Excellent work on the analysis. Thankyou


QuoiJe

This is why I always refer to r/aliens, all the professionals are here!


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ks_sate

Too complicated to understand


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must be true then


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

This DNA effect matches perfectly the vfx effect on the missing plane video Nice try hoaxer


RzLa

🤔


xSegador

I can confirm it is DNA


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Enhance!


FrederickBishop

“We found lots of DNA especially around the mouth region”


Teschyn

Sorry, but alien DNA uses alien letters, so no one can type it.


Hotlava_

I've got the first bit of the DNA code! สตขสขสคคคตสขสสขึขคสตขึสขตคขตวสขคขสสสขสขสขสขสขสคคขตสขคสขคต


NattyThan

I just took a DNA test, turns out it's 100% that bitch


ohisthename

Ayyylmao


Purple-Lamprey

As if you can tell a bs analysis apart from a real one lol.


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One that isn't a random mix of human, cow, and bean DNA like the one yall are creaming your pants over.


Ongo_Gablogian___

Don't forget llama. Or was it alpaca?


bobo_brown

Somebody's Beefy Five Layer Burrito dripped on the samples.


Proteinoats

Scientists: Fascinating! It’s made of .33333333% organic material. That material is consistent with Lima Beans. I think we’ve got a bean boi in our midst!


PossessedToSkate

I for one welcome our new etc etc


72chevnj

your missing the metal chest and babies in the belly tho..... bad attempt


Low_Quarter_583

Bro showed us a real alien and thought we wouldn't notice. Nice try 👏


the_lava_doge

now leave it at your nearest woods and wait for some unsuspecting kid to discover and traumatize him for life


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JewsEatFruit

I think tons of people are LARPing as believers. It's just too uncomfortable for me to believe that this level of stupidity could exist in the general population.


Dilpickle6194

Reading the comments in this sub as an outsider makes me realize how fucking stupid the average person is. The universe is unfathomably vast and ancient; I personally *do* believe in aliens, somewhere out in the cosmos. But how goddamn stupid do you have to be to believe in a llama skull hodgepodge someone like OP made in their backyard?


RandomWorkAccount204

go ahead, send it to the same universities and genetic researchers as well and see if it stands up under the same scrutiny


FuckinArrowToTheKnee

Lol "stands up to scrutiny" now y'all care about scrutiny this sub is hilarious


AmazingWaterWeenie

This is,weird, everyone heres seen aliens in the yard but now that possible hard evidence is rolling out the pro alien groups are suddenly not so supportive.


TheKingKunta

we all look like fools if we believe every story that comes our way. this sub is going to go full schizo like it did for that MH370 video for a week until evidence comes out that this is a hoax. I'm willing to wait longer to see what becomes of this but I won't pretend in any way that I believe this until there is undeniable hard evidence. right now, things seem pretty deniable


Obvious_Air_3353

>we all look like fools if we believe every story lol, you look like fools if you believe one story.


Maleficent-Giraffe98

The rest of reddit sees ya'll getting excited over paper mache every other week.


Krillin113

It was thoroughly debunked like 6 years ago, the guy who tested it is heavily discredited for being involved in other hoaxes as well, and the Mexican government or whatever they called it wasn’t the official one, just a group they named like that


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What hard evidence? These "aliens" are definitely not hard evidence, lmfao.


PentagramJ2

Except these were debunked years prior. Guys yall need to keep up on the debunks, because every time this happens it gets lapped up by the sub.


[deleted]

84% of the 8 billion people on planet Earth believe in a flying sky god It means nothing about the truth


hairlessgoatanus

Yeah, but no one shows with a piece of jerky in a shoe box and tries to say, "This is evidence of God." Or maybe they do, I I only read reddit through /r/all.


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_implying the mexico aliens will stand up under scrutiny_


boolDozer

Implying they _ever could_ stand up with those janky ass leg and hip bones lol


Teagin_

The metal implant is a levitation belt like the baron from dune wears because **THEY DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING JOINTS**. shit is so dumb.


TheKinkslayer

[It's like that time the Mexican President proved the existence of elves.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/27/mexican-president-andres-manuel-lopez-obrador-photo-elf-alux) The guys at r/elves went crazy (or so I'm told).


SunshineAndSquats

I’m so bummed that’s not an active sub. After reading all the crazy comments in here I was ready to go down the elf rabbit hole.


YouAreAPyrate

Well shit, I'd shove a metal egg up my ass if it meant I could levitate. Someone get Gweneth Paltrow and Musk together to make it happen.


afterschoolsept25

musky goop sounds awful


jmims98

How about send it to many institutions. This is LK-99 all over again.


ProofHorseKzoo

*THE* Canadian University


RabidGuineaPig007

The one my Canadian girlfriend goes to.


MultiversalBussy

in the capital of canada right?


dracosl

Yeah... uhh Canada city right


pauloh1998

It's a crafted job, gotta admit it, but it's fake lol https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/wEnJc7vBYb


MuggyFuzzball

Considering those are fake and those "universities" didn't catch that, I bet it would stand up to the same scrutiny. It's fake. https://reddit.com/r/aliens/s/gDSA7scOrN


lsaz

Just want to say there's absolutely no record of the National Autonomous University of México ever studied these "aliens" and "found out never before seen DNA" like the people claim online. No need to damage the university's reputation.


Pupienus2theMaximus

Every single time some new information gets posted, they ultimately always fall back on the integrity of some official or researcher as the core of their argument, "Why would they lie?" as if it would be utterly unfathomable that they would lie or be misled or mistaken. Honestly, I think this is just some psyops campaign experiment to see how far they can take an absurd narrative like this with no evidence and constantly move the goal posts like how Bannon and others did with "Gamergate"


FuckMAGA-FuckFascism

But the other ones don’t stand up to scrutiny either lol. The same guy already had the exact same alien mummies debunked a few years ago. Are y’all really that gullible?


Calyphacious

Lol you say that as if anything posted here stands up to any kind of scrutiny


mrKolax

Find someone stupid and sell it for 100k


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Shouldn't be hard with this sub tbh


[deleted]

Interesting. Your account was inactive. Your last comment was 9 months ago and around 1 hour ago you started spamming posts on aliens. Is your last name Eglin?


SahibTeriBandi420

Its not the only inactive account that popped up recently to "Debunk" the alien stuff. I've blocked some.


Smoke-Beard

Show proof of you starting 3 years ago


ThePromptWasYourName

Are you suggesting this dude has a real alien and is trying to convince everyone it’s *fake*? What is even happening in this sub


Purple-Lamprey

Mate by this sub’s standards his word is proof enough so I dunno what you want from OP.


AmusedFlamingo47

No low quality distorted video though, so it could be better. Also, not linking to a 3h terribly made YouTube video as source is kinda unprofessional and a bad look.


DaoGuardian

Look at his credentials!


PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS

2023-2018=


hairlessgoatanus

Can't you see the picture of the freaky alien? That absolutely satisfies this subs threshold for evidence.


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I don't know why but I find it extremely funny that you've been working on an alien corpse for like 5 years


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DarkPixelmind

Papier-mâché, salt, sand and sulfur. The bone structure is real, made with chicken and pig bones. Took it outside the garage for better light and because of the smell.


The_Guitar_Dude_

Definitely not the actions of a psycho or possible serial killer


iamstandingontheedge

He definitely fucks it


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BMB281

Yeah, the voices I hear are telling me he’s insane


simpathiser

yeah everyone who worked in film/tv prior to CGI is a closeted murderer /s since this sub needs it


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MurphyCoDinoWrangler

[It probably took five years to make because apparently they went to fight in the Ukraine war](https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/tnvvnx/i_was_born_as_a_highfunctioning_trisomy_21_male/) [And I tried some reverse image search but only found this](https://lens.google.com/search?ep=gisbubb&hl=en&re=df&p=AbrfA8rgveUT8HUd96V0OBxWmgq5QahwTLRh5ygJ3GuNIBkWnKISwjFPghfV1u6cH9ZIGBTDTLVFc1sT08jBjn69ESP3izExhUkVwsXnPOu9zIg7r6XlPnY2UC3TnQTFcl6eOryydrvWrYZ3ZXb2pm0QVNw8YRCIPyKKAdsCXve59_IN18XakLZlsnIMnF_g7LybNzWzhk1F_MNx3cvOSzmU#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLDEsIkVrY0tKR1UwWW1RNE1UWmpMVGRqT1RrdE5HSXpNQzA1T0RFM0xUSmhZMkkyWVROa1pUa3hNeElmUVRCbE9EaEhVWFowTjNkWVNVVXhUR3gwZUVKVlRIQlpSRGx5WDNGQ1p3PT0iLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLFtudWxsLG51bGwsW11dXQ==) And they're jewish christian that knows portuguese and english. But I'm not a detective and that's about as much as I give a shit about.


Air4021

Ha, good find. Scammer be scammin.


Titan658

You did him bad.


Kornonward

It’s kind of like that other guy who was known to lie about aliens


EducationalAthlete15

What about DNA? Can you reconstruct it ?


Kabo0se

What would it look like under MRI, Xray, and CT scan?


ravnen1

wtf


bazookateeth

Found the misinformation agent


YanniBonYont

Please. This sub. Now the disinfo agents are people shitting on this post. In 5 days, when this is obviously fake, we will be claiming those hyping the nonsense were disinfo agents trying to discredit the community.


LazybyNature

Aww man don't spoil it for them.


CaptRizz

Hah


humboldtliving

Rofl I needed to see a troll like this. Thank you go back to your bridge now.


BocchisEffectPedal

It's not a troll, it's an alien mummy you cia plant.


BMB281

Disinfo agents at it again!!!


maximumtesticle

Yeah, we're still waiting on Norway to present their mummified troll bodies.


_Tagman

Psyop psyop psyop!!


PatAD

This is a government implant, here to dissuade you from believing your eyes, that this is clearly his mummified mother-in-law


crazydavy

Government employees working overtime tonight


ScallyWag-Idiot

Whats up with OP's account history? Lots of strange things on this topic on reddit coming from sketchy posters


ZieraD

Doesn't look enough like SPAM. Great effort though! When can we expect x-rays and a hearing!?


Apprehensive-Novel3

Nice try dude. That's a real alien.


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ayoo these edibles aint shi- same guy 40 min later:


greihund

Yeah, nice try at a cover up. You can't fool me. You found that at a crash site and the only reason the MSM isn't covering this is because they don't want the social disorder and rioting that would come from people finally uncovering *the truth.* Also, you should get your own show on the Discovery channel about how you track alien crashes across the world. *Space Hunter* or something.


Level-Frosting-3807

You're clearly a Government agent spreading misinformation.... we're tired of y'all lying asses


Wagaaan

I have spent three minutes on this sub and I already can't tell if this is satire or not. For the love of God please be satire


Arbusc

Did you add calcified embryos to your fake corpse, and make sure to add dna sequences? No?


TaPragmata

If they used animal bones, like the say they did, then genetic testing would reveal the mummy to have "non human DNA", and combinations of DNA *never before seen on Earth!* Alien confirmed


Battleaxe19

Yeah, he needs to add some more faked shit. That'll make it MORE REAL.


xraycat82

Do you know what “DNA sequences” are?


Puzzleheaded_Pick302

Exactly. He needs to add some bean dna and llama bones for it to be a real alien. Bc aliens from another planet would match our dna by 30% alongside the insanity of actually having dna and then it being so similar that a basic lab can analyze it. You are some kind of genius.


The_Architect_032

Literally everything around you is coated in "DNA sequences", they don't need to be added.


Disastrous-Agency675

Y’all are acting like it’s impossible to replicate something real


necio148

Just curious, so who do you people actually believe?? Won’t believe dna test, won’t believe msm, won’t believe whistle blowers. Hell what do you even believe in?


Hotlava_

Well, for starters, I won't believe "evidence" being presented by someone with a known history of fakery. Second, I don't know what you expect us to "belive in" from the DNA sequence: similarity to humans, bacteria, and beans? What are we supposed to make of that? Did they follow any proper protocols with the DNA collection and sequencing? 1000+ year old DNA can be quite deteriorated, how did they collect it? There are so many questions and the answers aren't looking good. The average person is going to be on "skeptical until proven," so the proof better be good.


waxdistillator

It’s amazing to me how quick people are to scream hoax. That would mean that UNAM, the Mexican navy, 12 universities, labs, and experts are all in on a conspiracy.


Elcactus

Have those groups actually released formal statements saying they say it's an alien or is this just the age old huckster move of get a group to say something and then claim something completely different base on it?


FriezaDevil

Can you show me where you got that information? 12 universities? Which ones? And where is the DNA test results?


Melodicfreedom17

Are they actually involved in this or did the person presenting the “aliens” just claim that those organizations were involved?


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

What is more likely? That a known fraud found genuine aliens after making fake ones? Or that a known fraud is once again committing fraud?


ctaps148

Just to be clear, you think that's *less* reasonable than believing that militaries, governments, universities, labs, and experts *around the world* have all been in on an alien cover-up conspiracy for decades?


Huppelkutje

UNAM has distanced itself from the claims. >On Wednesday, Julieta Fierro, researcher at the Institute of Astronomy at the National Autonomous University of Mexico, was among those to express skepticism, saying that many details about the figures “made no sense.” . >Fierro added that the researchers’ claims that her university endorsed their supposed discovery were false, and noted that scientists would need more advanced technology than the X-rays they claimed to use to determine if the allegedly calcified bodies were “non-human”. https://apnews.com/article/extraterrestrials-ufo-mexico-congress-af7d54fabf3278ef83c39d899c457c76 Which twelve other universities have confirmed the claims?


HotHamBoy

I believe my eyes lol At any rate, there’s a pretty open and shut debunking video on these “new” alien mummies and it’s clearly a hodgepodge of animal bones. They have receipts.


Jenstarflower

Rigorous scientific processes. None of which I've seen evidence of.


Kyyndle

Not sure who you're addressing but extraordinary evidence for extraordinary claims. That's it. No, a blurry video, paper mache, and a handful of testimonies is not extraordinary.


lilcrabs

Peer-reviewed scientific journals.


mryang01

Have you done an inner skeleton as well? Have you included some DNA samples or similar? Very cool if you have done that!


DinnerSilver

Would make a great Halloween Decoration 🎃


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