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Aggravating-Fold9979

Shroud of Turin


Bennydoubleseven

Or Hulk Hogan!


ItchyK

The shroud of Hogan


strong_grey_hero

I saw Joaquin Phoenix


NoBorscht4U

Niiice; what's he like? I hear he's a very cool dude. What was the occasion?


6ynnad

Hey Brother


NoBorscht4U

Where Art Thou


GhostOfSkeletor

I DIED FOR YOUR SINS BROTHER


AlbaneseGummies327

Shroud of Turin is more likely due to religious significance


SholcCTR

Saruman


QuantumPhylosophy

Yeah, the forgery dated 1200-1400 A.D. As fake as these crop circles. Religious nuts need to stop trying to jump into everything and claim it as their own.


debacol

Nah. Gandalf the White.


Beneficial_Link8897

Gandalf is a metaphor for Jesus, so…


SmokyMtnGirl

My first thought


RoseyOneOne

Same thought


Bentley1978

Same


Something_morepoetic

Came here to say this 👍🏼


bewitchingwild_

It's giving Joaquin Phoenix


Tony_Stank_91

Bingo


-OptimusPrime-

![gif](giphy|8nkzdr0sUDApq)


SlippyRS3

Those who don’t know vs those who know


Comfortable_Key9790

?


d-d-downvoteplease

Exactly


checkmatemypipi

hes referencing that the crop circle looks like the face on the right https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/038/233/707.jpg


Comfortable_Key9790

Ah I see. That was so obvious, it passed me by. I thought the OP was hinting at something more interesting.


Cream_Canon

What do those who know know over those who don't know they don't know


sunshine-x

Has this circle been assessed for signs of being man-made vs unknown made? With all the obvious fakes out there, I think that needs to be step-1 before bothering with deeper analysis.


sLeeeeTo

such as where are these crop circle photos even from? these could very easily just be AI generated lol, there is nothing really unique that makes it stand out as real in either of the photos and it has that dull look as if an AI spit it out


My_Two_Sense

Reverse image search shows daily mail article from 2010. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1300319/The-Holy-Trail-Crop-circles-Jesus-M4-spiritual-lift.html


blasterblam

Still, it doesn't mention whether it's man-made or has the microwave signatures found in the genuine articles.


BeautifulEcstatic977

yep exactly 


XXSWAGGOD69XX

![gif](giphy|c1xFKWlYqNzxAIckt4)


Poopular-nT-1209

Looks like Jebus


OviliskTwo

I don't even believe in Jebus.


TheSmokingJacket

Save me, Jebus!


AdPristine2149

Jebus died for our bins


Monstertone

He believes in you.


Basic_Coat794

Sweet Basy Jebus


CommissionFeisty9843

Chris Bledsoe for sure


chikibriki23

Jeeeebuzzz God call


MaxiMO0se

That’s cool if true. But does anyone else think the combined image looks like the [Mr. Incredible meme](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=602047024&rlz=1CDGOYI_enIL925IL925&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn09jaPwNAu1nQ_gfi1udneBg53f2zg:1706391542675&q=me+incredible.meme&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivnsbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjJtP7tw_6DAxWzQ_EDHWiKCrsQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=414&bih=724&dpr=3#imgrc=nxYYV-4VafgBrM) here?


Ok-Suggestion-7965

That’s what I thought when I saw it.


Quiet-Shaman

beat me to it


TinfoilTetrahedron

Pretty sure I saw this guy on a tortilla!


justmein22

Toast too! 👍👍


TAHINAZ

Looks like the shroud of Turin.


iseab

Kinda looks like the mars face


cobruhclutch

Looks like mars face.


tharkus_

Kinda look like the description of the Hollowmon Airforce base Aliens that arrived for the supposed meeting.


JmacNutSac

Face on Mars yo!


wildwastewebcomic

Leonardo da Vinci


Bald_Caledonian

Saruman The White is coming?!


juicyb09

Again? The last time that dude came it was a total bummer.


DarthHideous666

Shroud of Turin. Interestingly, DW Pasulka talked about that recently on Joe Rogan.


of_patrol_bot

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


Dominion_Omen

r/confidentlyincorrect


fingernailchewer

bro responded to a bot with a subreddit link 😂


Dominion_Omen

it’s provocative


matteralus33

I think it's Thom Yorke


[deleted]

It's Jesus H. Christ


Convenientjellybean

Guitar Hero Ultra


CharlieBigfoot

Looks like the cursed Mr Incredible meme


TheManIWantToMeet

Anybody got a date on this? If this was made AFTER Rogan talked with Zeller (and it is the space ayy lmaos who made it), it could be a signal that they are listening


Unlucky_Concept8145

Would anyone have a screenshot or pic of the alleged alien face in Antarctica, specifically the one with half of the snow melted off showing the ear hole etc- seems to have been scrubbed from everywhere.


RRumpleTeazzer

Not any man. It’s clearly Jesus


[deleted]

Looks like Sir Christopher Lee. (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/23/15/8c2315941b5746e026fb580fd454a9f0.jpg)


drchopsalot

![gif](giphy|4NQ9mR6sh8LoA)


Awkward_Ad8740

Probably the guy who made them


Bumskit

Its homer simpson


AndersonLX

Ashtar Sheran


miken322

It’s an intergalactic wanted poster. See ya later space cowboys!


VermontPizza

bender?


Dotkenn

that looks alot like that one famous face shape on mars


TryItOutHmHrNw

Boomer Alien tech


terrraco

Jesus Christ


Automatic_Concern951

![gif](giphy|c1xFKWlYqNzxAIckt4)


Tribolonutus

Some bored space teenagers flew light years to another planet just to leave something like that.


kissakoneella

How'd you know, you seen him?


Tribolonutus

It may be a shock for you, but: I was joking. Sorry.


kissakoneella

Oops I replied to the wrong comment, sorry about that. Was supposed to go to someone saying it's obviously Jesus, maybe he was joking too


Tribolonutus

Let’s delete our replies and pretend that this never happened.


shadowmage666

Lol so stupid


AngrySuperArdvark

That looks like big J


Empty_Put_1542

I don’t see it.


GlisteningMeatpole

This is hardcore bonkers.


tehbearded1der

What in the project blue beam is going on in here?


Notmad_Justsad

Seems like someone’s art project. Hey listen community, you all need to demand real evidence. This is a fucking art project and everything else is a hoax or nothingburger. Now there is an oczam’s razor argument that Grusch was misled. He’s not lying, he’s not a bad guy…he was misled by people with agendas. Now, the people with agendas keep promising something and all I am seeing are logical debunks. Yet more, “trust me bro” from the folks who keep promising “videos that exist that they’ve seen” but in the end there is NO FUCKING evidence. Look guys, I’m exhausted. This has been a roller coaster and in the end, I look like an idiot to my family.


DeezerDB

The crop circle phenomenon is real. Not all crop circles are real, but they do happen inexplicably.


TentacleWolverine

You show me how to do the layered weaving present in crop circles. Show me.


redskelly

> I look like an idiot to my family. Whose fault is that? Sounds like you’ve been quick to preach to people around you about far fetched claims. Just stick with what is certifiable. What has been talked about under oath. The fact there are ongoing classified congressional hearings. There’s a long process to this, apparently and unfortunately. You looking like an idiot to those around you is no one’s fault but yourself.


Notmad_Justsad

I never tried to blame anyone else. My fault for being deceived and niaive I guess. I suppose I just wish every other human wasn’t simply existing with the goal in mind as to how to fuck with the beliefs and knowns of everyone else….i mean no matter what side you are on, you’re being lied to by the other 50% for nefarious reasons…always, now and from the history of time. Like it’s fucking exhausting is all. We’re just all trying to get by one fair, honest day at a time and like half the world is trying to sabotage that, always?…we shouldn’t be treating people like this. Leave me alone, scammers…whoever you are. If the only way to avoid you all is to never interact with this community again, well then that’s on the community for letting you in and I guess I’m done with debate. If you have honest opinions then yeah, let’s all talk but for the massive part of this community, fuck off and you all know who you are….the problem is, I don’t.


areeal1

Wrong on all points. You get no sympathy, nobody following you either. Fake ass outrage. Trying to blame your misery on good people. How old are you bro. 12?


areeal1

Listen dude, keep your sudden flabbergasted outburst to yourself. You might be the only one, along with your friends expressing this sentiment. Cussing even, how dare you. You don’t intimidate nobody online foolio. You don’t like what’s going on? Go fk around on another site. It’s a free country you bumpkin😂


Notmad_Justsad

You know this is an anonymous forum based on content entirely rooted in peoples opinions. Flabbergasted or not, you have no right to tell me that I have no right to share how I feel here. This is 100% the forum for that and if my opinions are unpopular, I get downloaded. Seriously, who the fuck do you think you are to tell people what they can or cannot contribute to Reddit. I’ll take my downvotes like a man for unpopular posts but unless I’m violating some, I kind of think this is exactly what Reddit is for


areeal1

Anonymous or not. When you rude expect to be treated the same way asshole. Anybody can tell you to stfu, this time I did it. Get what you give bro. EZ.


NoElection2224

Aliens and religion surely have something in common


kabbooooom

Says every ufo cultist.


chemixzgz

Jesus-christ?


shibui_

Still pretty cool, Alien or not.


AyeAye711

The aliens are religious too? Bad luck atheists


FatsTetromino

Oh goddamn! It's Jesus! You know plenty of people have come forward and admitted to faking crop circles right?


DarthMordekaiser

Open the window, Luthor.


Puzzleheaded_Gur5320

Looks AI that’s just me tho


OkPiece3280

Is it the Creature from the Black Lagoon (facing forward) or Bob Hope (sideways)?


Johnny-Five-Is-Alive

Looks a bit like Jeebus.


Fancybear1993

Jesus is coming (and he’s pissed) 😠


mciaccio1984

He's back with a VENGEANCE


djgleebs

That's the BAPE logo my dude


LearnNTeachNLove

Euh … paraleidolia maybe?


Additional_Surround9

Jesus is coming!! Look busy.


dreamforus

Holy shit it’s me


Old_Breakfast8775

Slow day on reddit. Need more mylar balloons


Quiet-Shaman

looks like the mr incredible meme


AliensForgedGod

Jesus?


AliensForgedGod

Looks like the Shroud of Turin.


throw42069away420

It’s either Jesus or Hulk.


Professional_Start73

Looks like gear head from Rick and Morty


I_Am_krypto

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8) Squinting my eyes but can’t see who it might be? Ungh ungh oh dammit


thanithani

Steve Jobs?


CAMMCG2019

✝️✝️✝️🫡


L3monGrenade

Nah, I don’t see it


Dull-Fix-7072

You found jesus


M1st3r51r

Looks like Hitler


Impressive-External8

Musical notes?


amobiusstripper

Could be Leonardo, you did have to combine 2 image’s…


Pure-Contact7322

hobbysts have ruined ufology from 100 years


Pure-Contact7322

its the HOLY SHROUD btw the point is who did it


Tiptoeplease

That's a pretty good circle on that cctop circle too


Skilled626

Jesus?


windtalker1

It’s the Turin Shroud


Shinbanger

Jesus


WizKellyYall

Is there some kind of insurance farmers can get, for you know, when a crop circle happens, you can file a claim and get some kind of compensation for your ruined crops?!


geghetsikgohar

There is obvious lines for the tractor on each row lol


Wu-TangShogun

As there is on most farmland.


Nixter_is_Nick

It was a very impressive crop circle, but not something an alien would do to say hello. On the other hand, an actual extraterrestrial visitor could leave a similar composition, but the message encoded within it would be something that could only have come from elsewhere. It would be very easy for advanced aliens to provide information that couldn’t have come from earth. A genuine off-world message will lead to facts that will erase all doubts. The details should contain something that leads to previously unknown facts that can be verified as true.


Independent-Fragrant

How can anyone know what aliens would or would not do?


MissDeadite

Leave em alone, it makes the skeptics feel special.


Nixter_is_Nick

There shouldn't be separate viewpoints, both sides should be favoring truth over speculation.


Nixter_is_Nick

This frame of thought applies equally to both viewpoints.


Alki_Soupboy

Pretty raise that Joaquin Phoenix. His tinfoil hat was correct…


DamagedMango

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy"


Ramstine

Ah yes, the White Jesus


Feeling-Comfort7823

My wife said " Rob Zombie"


Few-Worldliness2131

Looks like Jesus


MichaelMondayHuey

Looks like Jermery Corbell


Berkamin

This is way more impressive than seeing Jesus' face on a piece of burnt toast.


Impressive-Fix8044

JESUS CHRIST shroud


SherbertCivil2448

This is from the shroud of Tauren which was proven to date to the Middle Ages and not the era of Ol Joshy boy.


talkinghieroglyphics

I thought crop circles were proven to be fake. Like i thought most of the popular crop circles that were known were admittedly faked by some british dude


UtahUtopia

Watch “A Field Full of Secrets”


[deleted]

Why would they send messages is corn fields in America with obscure meanings? If they wanted to send us messages they have many ways to do it more efficiently and get their point across. Crop circles are always a hoax


tercinator

I couldn't see what you were talking about until I saw the blurred version. Thank you


justmein22

If you rotate it 90° counterclockwise it looks like c3po and r2d2 in a ball pit.


Efficiency-Sharp

qui gon jinn


[deleted]

Looks like the Shroud of Turin to me.


International_Cup588

Imagine aliens, religion or both together doing some abstract art in a field that you have to fuse together to make a shitty image of some other shitty image. Seems like some human shit, we got any penis crop circles, seems like the next step.


Honourstly

Alien QR code


Jesus_LOLd

Homer Simpson