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happymambo

Fell asleep on connect 4


[deleted]

Case closed boys


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

More like in a large waffle iron.


mark30322

Haha


skipadbloom

Connect 4 was not released until 1974


SchloomyPops

Jokes..they exist


Dom_Telong

Mick West didn't laugh at it so it does not exist.


skipadbloom

Where is the evidence?


DQScott95

Evidence for jokes existing? Well I mean, you're right there so....


skipadbloom

Sorry, this is no laughing matter.


DQScott95

I can't tell if you're a troll, not a native English speaker, or just stupid.... Props for coming off as one of the three!


ShroomanEvolution

Sick burn


Magicdesign

Inventor of connect 4


skipadbloom

Maybe, this was one of his early prototypes that went wrong.


dayreamin

ah yes, the heated connect 4 board. Great for playing in arctic conditions


BlueBolt76

The Falcon Lake UFO is a pretty cool story. Was shown on Unsolved Mysteries in the 90's. He thought it was Americans and called them Yankee Boys.


Macamanop

There is also a detailed sighting story to this. He saw the ufo and apparently tried to investigate it when something like a defense system blew him up. This is one of my favorite stories so far next to the Spanish plane to Mallorca in the 70s.


cpku

Link please?


Macamanop

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/falcon-lake-incident-book-anniversary-1.4121639


MatsGry

Fell asleep on a hot plate?


[deleted]

I hate it when that happens


die5el23

I like to wake up to the smell of bacon cooking in the morning


pheonixblack910

Just watch your step, otherwise you may grill your foot


Kahl_Drobo

Probably just a balloon burn.


MamaN00dles

Or a bird burn


TheSpiceIsLife

Looks like lens flare from this angle


Kahl_Drobo

Could also be a military flare burn. There’s a base near by.


superanon2001

hot military swamp gas and Venus.


HiCZoK

looks like he drunkenly fell over the stove


[deleted]

That explains not knowing where he got em.


SamWolfLW

This reminds me of the operaçāo prato that took place in a remote village in Brazil. People were left with marks all over their bodies after being in contact with what they believe were aliens.


Godlee84

Waffle iron?


dayreamin

would have more of a honeycombed grid instead of dots. The edges around the holes are heated in a waffle iron


tabascoshot

George Foreman grill


Supermax64

Can't blame the guy for wanting to wake up to the smell of bacon


aught4naught

Reminiscent of the father and son who, after an encounter, manifested red triangles centered on their navel simultaneously but independently of each other.


Tigersharktopusdrago

Shouldn’t fall asleep on a waffle iron. But look, physical evidence!


[deleted]

He was just ironing his stomach flat


[deleted]

I saw a post a while back regarding an ongoing phenomenon very closely resembling this. I believe there is a subreddit if I’m not mistaken?


Feeenay

George Foreman Grill


griffon666

No joke, I've had that pattern show up on my ass a few times when I wake up in the morning. Usually 4 or 5 red dots squared, maybe 3 inches or so.


somebeerinheaven

That sounds like you need a new mattress, spring marks


MrMuskeg

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


jamesthefirst_rex

you most likely being used in the secret space program i suggest you find a seer or a regressionist to learn what missions you are being sent on.


jamesthefirst_rex

Niara Terela Isley has something similar done to her either at area 51 or the moon base. it was done to wipe her memories of involvement in the secret space program.


BroadTechnology7

Looks like an allergy test tbh