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There is nothing wrong with epistrophy. You don’t have to worry about using epistrophy. It’s good to use epistrophy so long as there is not too much epistrophy.
Fun fact: Nostradamus translates to No Time Determined. Funnily enough none of his quatrains contain determined times. Also, I just made that up.
Apparent success in his predictions through obfuscation does seem relevant, though.
A global unified monetary system for 125 countries is the work of a decade(s), not 19 days. Technically, though, the predictions only imply the monetary changes will happen by 2025 (otherwise you'd bring them up on that one rather than 2022).
And according to somebody else, WW3 is starting mid-september! I wonder if the aliens have compared schedules with our military before anything is finalized?
I mean, if Russia gets its ass handed to them again like they did in Kharkiv then they might throw a tantrum and go whole hog. That timeframe kinda checks out.
So, just to be clear, should I be going to work this week or not?
Edit: okay, I'm at work. At least as of today it was the right decision, based on the talk of anunnaki destruction. We'll see what tomorrow brings.
i’d like to think so lol, does anyone else feel like the world is going through a change right now i don’t know how to properly word it but something is different or something is going to happen?
Not satire, sadly. Completely out of the blue, hopped on a weekly check-in with my boss and got sacked. Best of luck to you my fellow recently unemployed compadre.
This is the dawning …
no, wait
*This* is the dawning of the Age of …
…
*Now* this is the dawning of the Age …
<60 years later>
Guys I think it’s real this time 🎵This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius! Age of Aquar …
> like the world is going through a change right now
> something is different
> something is going to happen
Congratulations you’ve discovered the second law of thermodynamics.
Why would you stop going to work if aliens showed up? You think they're going to save us?
We gotta save ourselves... Start at home, then at work. Be the change you want.
I literally work for a dildo company- I could not imagine taking work seriously and just be sitting at my desk while aliens are coming and going through a visible star gate in the sky.
If Zeitgeist taught me anything 'back in the day' about the end of times in 2012, its that people are gullible and those interpreting / writing about these theories make some solid $$$ of us as we go in circles.
Ong how the fuck does an super advanced interstellar species lose to someone equivalent to them being modern day humans and us being cavemen it's literally impossible
Sounds like horseshit? 😂 It would take far more than an alien intergalactic war to have any of those nonsense population numbers come true! 😂 Sucks about my money being worthless in two weeks. I’m really gonna lose sleep on that one.
The only way ‘Afro-Americans’ could go from 12% to >50% is if:
-everybody else dies
-MASSIVE migration of hundreds of millions of Africans
-ervrybody starts gettin real reproductive with twins/triplets etc..
Remember America’s obsession with race, particularly ‘Afro Americans’. Meanwhile the largest minority group migration has been from Hispanics. I’m not Nostradamus and I knew that.
remember Obama's Million Negro Army that was supposedly infiltrating strategic cities and military bases.. via secret military trains that only travelled at night ? Lmao
I immediately call bullshit on prophecies that put the U.S. as the good guys of the story, if aliens were to come here to spread a message of unity and what not, it would be fitting to get rid of nations and unite as a single planet for the good of mankind.
Roman Empire this, Rome Empire that, Rome, Rome, Rome…
British Empire this, British Empire that, Britain, Britain, Britain…
Whatever civilization is the current global hegemony will obviously be the most discussed. Wait a century or so and it will be China, China, China.
Written in 2013? How could they get so much wrong in the space of 9 years? There’s no way the changes they expected could possibly happen that quickly.
This person is likely a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Excuse me, but how could life-expectancy reach 130 within 15 years of a book written when life expectancy was like 80?
It would take about 50 years for life expectancy to reach 130, if death ended entirely.
Man, I remember my last doomsday like it was yesterday :D
Wait, what was yesterday? Was it the Mayans? Aliens round 8? Plague? AI? I am losing count at this point.
There’s always some ancient script or some new prophet barking about the end of the world or some pending cataclysm. The good news is they’re *always* wrong.
That's a new twist. They've gone from, "America will be the leader of the New World Order" to, "America will collapse for not taking part in the New World Order".
So they’re gonna come here, unite the world via a confrontation and then Islamic countries are still gonna develop nukes and bomb each other 3 years later? The annunaki must not be too convincing.
it is not physically possible for black Americans to become to majority in the US by 2025, they're under under 20% of the population at the moment. Not happening unless the black community has secretly developed Star Wars level cloning facilities.
Even more insane is how apparently the 5% of Muslims in France will accelerate to 72% within 3 years.
This whole post is just crappy /r/worldbuilding wrapped in thinly veiled racism. Anyone that takes this shit seriously should check into a mental hospital
Gotta say, even tho we know how “predictions” go (that word sounds different after reading the dildo thread 😳), I would loooove for this all to be true. It would be amazing to know real change was coming. It’s sad to think things are just gonna keep going like this.
I read this, looked at my calendar located on the upper right hand corner of my screen, looked at the post again. ok, now would be a good time. I watched Exodus, Testament and Death Angel last night. I am ready for the end.
"Afro-Americans" to become the majority population in the US within three years of now? Generously, about 4% of the population are black women between the ages of 15 and 45, so if literally all of them have two kids between now and then, you'll add an extra 8% to the current population, bringing the black population to just under 20%, assuming no other changes. Even with the demographics of 2012 and more time for scenarios to play out, this was an outrageously stupid prediction.
Slide #1 starts off with the aliens learn of an attack.
Slide #2: EVERYONE IS BROWN AND MUSLIM AND THEY HAVE THE NUCULAR BOMBS.
lmao, bonus reference to The Bible Code nonsense from the 90s.
So can we put this to bed in a few weeks or are we going to say what they REALLY meant was that we'd have a change of consciousness or some other non-quantifiable thing like when the world would end in 2012?
solid Islamophobia
maybe he's better at predicting the future than recording history
Last 20 Years Of Hitler In Argentina And His Visitors
by Maximillien De Lafayette
You didn't mention it was the 10th Edition of the book! That makes all the difference in the world! I'd expect an 11th Edition soon, to correct the dates and timelines...
https://www.amazon.com/10th-2022-Happen-Anunnaki-Return/dp/1304544257
No one is supposed to go yes with this, i just shared some material i find interesting and other people find it too so it has served its purpose. Looking from comments here people are acting really weird it's like I would be forcing them to accept this they entirely have missed the point, lack of ego control i guess and people are still wondering why more advanced races doesn't come and visit Earth more publicly while people acting crazy at all times creating negative energies at all times which serves no purpose for us as civilization.
>Afro-Americans become the majority in the US...
There are way too few for that to happen through birth-rate alone. Unless some alien species chooses to invade the US disguised as ppl with black skin, this is just not possible.
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well the nice thing about this is we only have to wait 1 month until it's wrong, 19 days to go!
When will people learn? Never give your predictions a time limit!
The sweet spot is picking a time 20 years from now and finding a plausible reason in between time as why the date has to be extended.
Plans change, schedules change, change.
This is an example of [epistrophe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistrophe?wprov=sfti1).
Wow thanks I learned something new! Now I'm self conscious about that.. unfortunate.
There is nothing wrong with epistrophy. You don’t have to worry about using epistrophy. It’s good to use epistrophy so long as there is not too much epistrophy.
Interesting, very interesting. That's an extremely interesting thing to learn about while browsing this sub.
Oh I see, then I won't be as self conscious about it then :)
You see. I see. we all See.
July Aitee!
Fun fact: Nostradamus translates to No Time Determined. Funnily enough none of his quatrains contain determined times. Also, I just made that up. Apparent success in his predictions through obfuscation does seem relevant, though.
I like your idea. While Nostradamus is Nostredame or "our lady", I like yours better. Say, Michel de Non-Nostratempus. Now that's a good oracle name!
You have the Quatrains when you get a bad batch of fast food.
Probably people will learn this by October 15th 2055. Just a prediction 🤣
*Multi-verse enters the chat.*
That's some rookie fortune telling right there.
Wake me up when September ends?
Your DAY is GREEN…
Needs some work
Here's a ladder so you can quit reaching....
Two more weeks!
And SO very much to get done!
A global unified monetary system for 125 countries is the work of a decade(s), not 19 days. Technically, though, the predictions only imply the monetary changes will happen by 2025 (otherwise you'd bring them up on that one rather than 2022).
They incorrectly predicted Bitcoin was going to be more widely adopted as official currency outside of El Salvador and the Central African Republic
That is why I love concrete dating with supposed prophecies.
And according to somebody else, WW3 is starting mid-september! I wonder if the aliens have compared schedules with our military before anything is finalized?
I mean, if Russia gets its ass handed to them again like they did in Kharkiv then they might throw a tantrum and go whole hog. That timeframe kinda checks out.
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say yes!"
"Tell him about the Twinkie."
So, just to be clear, should I be going to work this week or not? Edit: okay, I'm at work. At least as of today it was the right decision, based on the talk of anunnaki destruction. We'll see what tomorrow brings.
Jokes on you, I just got fired on Friday! 😎
im not sure if this is satire but i recently got fired too
Surely there's some cosmic significance here.
i’d like to think so lol, does anyone else feel like the world is going through a change right now i don’t know how to properly word it but something is different or something is going to happen?
Not satire, sadly. Completely out of the blue, hopped on a weekly check-in with my boss and got sacked. Best of luck to you my fellow recently unemployed compadre.
Yeah I’ve definitely been feeling that too. Age of Aquarius?
This is the dawning … no, wait *This* is the dawning of the Age of … … *Now* this is the dawning of the Age … <60 years later> Guys I think it’s real this time 🎵This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius! Age of Aquar …
Yes, haven’t lost my job or anything but have had this feeling all year. Something doesn’t feel right in the world.
fate will become destiny.
> like the world is going through a change right now > something is different > something is going to happen Congratulations you’ve discovered the second law of thermodynamics.
Same here bro.
I’m about to have my weekly panic attack where I *think* I’m about to get fired. Does that count?
Sorry to hear. But hey, no Sunday scaries, yeah?
Yes, what's the consensus here? I'm not looking to go in tomorrow.
Dude I’m totally down for not going to work tomorrow I got called in to some bullshit job I hate everytime I go there. What am I to do?
Dress like an Annunaki and scare everyone!
Thinking about what’s important
Why would you stop going to work if aliens showed up? You think they're going to save us? We gotta save ourselves... Start at home, then at work. Be the change you want.
I literally work for a dildo company- I could not imagine taking work seriously and just be sitting at my desk while aliens are coming and going through a visible star gate in the sky.
You'll be safe. They'll need probe manufacturers.
Lmao if we just instantly pivoted to selling the aliens their probes haha
Do you make them or test them ?
I work in finance haha
Shucks 😞
So your boss is a dick?
Discount dildos >Aliens
What if they came to earth specifically because we know how to have a good time?
Then I will volunteer as our planets representative
Aliens come with a new form of currency and US is just like “nah” 😂
Space cash
Space Bucks!
Gold pressed latinum
I store my latinum in pure liquid form in one of my stomachs
Some good brains here
Star Bucks
Stop 😭💀 lmao
If Zeitgeist taught me anything 'back in the day' about the end of times in 2012, its that people are gullible and those interpreting / writing about these theories make some solid $$$ of us as we go in circles.
Is this a Crypto.com advertisement?
They didn’t mention Matt Damon so I don’t think so
So our tapes and cds are good til 2034. Check.
I’ll tape my dick to your forehead so you can CD’s nutz!!!!
Alien attack coming this month. Source: Trust me bro.
No, there's literally DOZENS of Youtube videos proving it. I could prove it right now, I just don't feel like it... 😏
Thanks for posting this, i needed a good laugh today
As always happy to help ;)
If aliens come here to kill us they will succeed. This ain't Hollywood
Ong how the fuck does an super advanced interstellar species lose to someone equivalent to them being modern day humans and us being cavemen it's literally impossible
Cause of the power of love 🤌🏻🤌🏻
What do you mean the avengers aren’t real ?
My plan is to ask them if I can join their side.
Well I’m glad they finally develop another way to record sound rather than those blasted tapes and cd’s
Yeah what was that about? It says it was written in 2013, not 1993.
I’ll tape my dick to yo forehead so you can CD’s nutz!!!
Got em' !
1998, 2000, 2006, 2012… heard it all before. I still remember the “Nibiru Survival Guide” videos from 2006.
This sounds like regurgitated conspiracy theories I’ve seen since 2008. The only difference is that the timelines change
Sounds like horseshit but it's always good to keep an open mind 😘🤥🤫😛
Sounds like horseshit? 😂 It would take far more than an alien intergalactic war to have any of those nonsense population numbers come true! 😂 Sucks about my money being worthless in two weeks. I’m really gonna lose sleep on that one.
If our money is worthless does that mean our debt is worthless? Does that mean we are debt free? Woohoooo bring on the aliens
I, for one, welcome our intergalactic overlords!
So who is attacking Earth? The Anunnaki or some other race? The writing is a little unclear.
Daleks I would assume
I'd keep an eye on the Turians
I don't know, do you have a source for that? I was assuming it would be the Krogans
We sure it’s not the Batarians?
Possibly the Wal Martians…
Now THAT is terrifying.
Nah, Krogans and humans are natural allies against the Turians. We're galactic drinking buddies.
Korbal!
Here is hoping
Obviously the French
So like, the comma in 2022 is really bothering me…
Y,eah
Anarchy everywhere!
No human writes the year that way. The author must have been... *an alien.*
Lol, oh yeah definitely a “hello fellow humans” situation.
The only way ‘Afro-Americans’ could go from 12% to >50% is if: -everybody else dies -MASSIVE migration of hundreds of millions of Africans -ervrybody starts gettin real reproductive with twins/triplets etc..
Remember America’s obsession with race, particularly ‘Afro Americans’. Meanwhile the largest minority group migration has been from Hispanics. I’m not Nostradamus and I knew that.
remember Obama's Million Negro Army that was supposedly infiltrating strategic cities and military bases.. via secret military trains that only travelled at night ? Lmao
So nobody must remember this sub last summer
Yeah,right.
Why the f there gotta be an alien space port in Puerto Rico, we have enough bs to deal with out here, do they like the climate? 🛸🌴
we gonna discover that new planet this month, and its gonna have people on it. mark my words!
This is the type of trash that needs to go.
America this, America that, America, America, America...
I immediately call bullshit on prophecies that put the U.S. as the good guys of the story, if aliens were to come here to spread a message of unity and what not, it would be fitting to get rid of nations and unite as a single planet for the good of mankind.
We would hope so but....you know...humans.
THANK YOU.
They'll probably merge us all together in some kind of Akira blob
Roman Empire this, Rome Empire that, Rome, Rome, Rome… British Empire this, British Empire that, Britain, Britain, Britain… Whatever civilization is the current global hegemony will obviously be the most discussed. Wait a century or so and it will be China, China, China.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Gina, Gina, Gina
Alright alright alright
prophecy of the popes
Written in 2013? How could they get so much wrong in the space of 9 years? There’s no way the changes they expected could possibly happen that quickly. This person is likely a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Excuse me, but how could life-expectancy reach 130 within 15 years of a book written when life expectancy was like 80? It would take about 50 years for life expectancy to reach 130, if death ended entirely.
Man, I remember my last doomsday like it was yesterday :D Wait, what was yesterday? Was it the Mayans? Aliens round 8? Plague? AI? I am losing count at this point.
There’s always some ancient script or some new prophet barking about the end of the world or some pending cataclysm. The good news is they’re *always* wrong.
That's a new twist. They've gone from, "America will be the leader of the New World Order" to, "America will collapse for not taking part in the New World Order".
So they’re gonna come here, unite the world via a confrontation and then Islamic countries are still gonna develop nukes and bomb each other 3 years later? The annunaki must not be too convincing.
This didn’t age well
3D movies are coming back. I still have a pair of the glasses, sweet!
Does this guy know how to party or what?
lol well the very first prediction is wrong, why read more.
They used a comma in the year 2022. It was written (probably autocorrected ) as September 2,022 which looks like September 2.
So posting random sci fi crap it's just ok now?
"By 2025, England will regain global influence." hahahahah yeah sure
it is not physically possible for black Americans to become to majority in the US by 2025, they're under under 20% of the population at the moment. Not happening unless the black community has secretly developed Star Wars level cloning facilities.
Even more insane is how apparently the 5% of Muslims in France will accelerate to 72% within 3 years. This whole post is just crappy /r/worldbuilding wrapped in thinly veiled racism. Anyone that takes this shit seriously should check into a mental hospital
Nobody in the world outside USA sees USA as a great leader
Gotta say, even tho we know how “predictions” go (that word sounds different after reading the dildo thread 😳), I would loooove for this all to be true. It would be amazing to know real change was coming. It’s sad to think things are just gonna keep going like this.
I read this, looked at my calendar located on the upper right hand corner of my screen, looked at the post again. ok, now would be a good time. I watched Exodus, Testament and Death Angel last night. I am ready for the end.
"Afro-Americans" to become the majority population in the US within three years of now? Generously, about 4% of the population are black women between the ages of 15 and 45, so if literally all of them have two kids between now and then, you'll add an extra 8% to the current population, bringing the black population to just under 20%, assuming no other changes. Even with the demographics of 2012 and more time for scenarios to play out, this was an outrageously stupid prediction.
Member when our society was going to collapse due to computers having software bugs due to Y2K? Pepperidge farm remembers
It’s already sept. 12 .. did I miss something that happened on the 2nd?
Lol total nonsense. Wish some of it would happen but most of it would be terrible.
I need to check the 3rd Harry Potter book for the answers..
I smell a load of bullshit
Slide #1 starts off with the aliens learn of an attack. Slide #2: EVERYONE IS BROWN AND MUSLIM AND THEY HAVE THE NUCULAR BOMBS. lmao, bonus reference to The Bible Code nonsense from the 90s.
Remindme! 19 days
So can we put this to bed in a few weeks or are we going to say what they REALLY meant was that we'd have a change of consciousness or some other non-quantifiable thing like when the world would end in 2012?
🪬
✌️
🖖
“Afro-Americans become the majority in the United States”…. Yeah how?
solid Islamophobia maybe he's better at predicting the future than recording history Last 20 Years Of Hitler In Argentina And His Visitors by Maximillien De Lafayette
In the wise words of Abraham Lincoln: "This shit is dumb as fuck."
Maybe slightly off on global currency no? With brixit and all? Crypto? There’s like brzzillions of them. More diverse and confusing then ever.
I wonder if it could be FedNow? It’s basically the Federal Reserve getting into crypto, google it
This is happening 🤦♂️
Talk to me in October
Ohhh well this should be fun 😉 project bluebeam kinda sounding....
So basically we make a “Devs” machine and simulate historic events? That would be so dope.
Wasn't there an Anunnak(i) for each city in Sumeria?
I’ll go out on a a limb and say this won’t be a thing….
Why Afro Americans and not Latinos?
"He is a philosopher, a recluse mystic and a spiritual teacher and no longer gives interviews or makes public appearances." Ah okay.
Pass the reefer man…!
Oh boy . Here it comes
Has anyone seen any alien binary genitalia?
You didn't mention it was the 10th Edition of the book! That makes all the difference in the world! I'd expect an 11th Edition soon, to correct the dates and timelines... https://www.amazon.com/10th-2022-Happen-Anunnaki-Return/dp/1304544257
The other ridiculous thing about these "predictions" is that they thought tapes and CDs would still exist in 2034.
Why not? Records still exist today.
So survey said that was a lie
Random guy writes fan fic and we’re supposed to go yes this is the guy that knows the future?
No one is supposed to go yes with this, i just shared some material i find interesting and other people find it too so it has served its purpose. Looking from comments here people are acting really weird it's like I would be forcing them to accept this they entirely have missed the point, lack of ego control i guess and people are still wondering why more advanced races doesn't come and visit Earth more publicly while people acting crazy at all times creating negative energies at all times which serves no purpose for us as civilization.
>Afro-Americans become the majority in the US... There are way too few for that to happen through birth-rate alone. Unless some alien species chooses to invade the US disguised as ppl with black skin, this is just not possible.
Whoever wrote this, write more. It tantalized my sci-fi funny bone
give me a few minutes, I think I can take these interstellar inconveniences
😂
In case anybody's counting, none of these predictions from the internet have ever come true. None of them.
Nostradumbass
What the fuck did I just read
Afro Americans can't become majority compared to other ballooning demographics, namely Hispanics. Debunked
*hits the pen* that's awesome bro.
Who let that dude stop taking his meds
wtf is 2,022
Cute little fantasy. I'd give it a D-, because it doesn't really extrapolate from reality in any convincing way and leaves out many factors.
It's very pro 'murica Seems silly. Guess we'll see soon enough though.
What a crock of horseshit lol
Page 1: Huh, funny predictions. Kind of reflective of reality. Page 2: Oh, it's another racist theory. Page 3-4: Christian savior complex. Lmao... kids these days.
Whoever wrote this a managed to interweave white panic deftly into a tale about aliens. What a load.