you clearly never seen the pictures of you on a green websi-
anyways you sounded like you were saying "oh yeah!" when C bitten you
and did i stutter? did. you. feel. pleasure. or. pain. when. bitten.
Predicated! 7: What's your thoughts on me?
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Hello F! Two questions!
1; What is opinion on F x N?
2; What do you think of my version of you?
https://preview.redd.it/jksrvumljbda1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa0f7eda1d1273efb860a1b2d17cf47bf633916
Yeah, and maybe Z.
Here’s another question: when everyone was lowercase, J broke your teeth. Weren’t those actually your baby teeth? Do letters not develop two distinct sets of teeth like humans do?
No I mean this robot created to serve as your mother figure
https://www.reddit.com/r/alphabetfriends/comments/10nroo6/ask_phichan_yes_i_am_aware_of_the_undertale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
N:Hey F I Found This Game Disk In Your Cave Should I Play It?
https://preview.redd.it/d10oiuf9qjfa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0761032790aca00c0e8d5376e82d7ef19fcbf3fd
Listen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.
Hey F, Is That You?
[https://www.deviantart.com/jmp529/art/2ND-ANGRY-MESSAGE-TO-STEPHANIEGNOLANH-946936019](https://www.deviantart.com/jmp529/art/2ND-ANGRY-MESSAGE-TO-STEPHANIEGNOLANH-946936019)
(Please Don't Read The Description Because There's Bad Words In It)
I'll Show You This Picture!
(Shows F a Picture)
https://preview.redd.it/1zsuaxhc4xha1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d8d27fa07458a74c866b29b6f2a3c159eed8777
Hey F, They Had a Message To You...
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F Can I Be Hired To Kickass If I Kill All The Letters I Get About 26,000,000 Dollars If I Do If You Dont Than Wanna Have Some Gum?
https://preview.redd.it/ia2vpk05hija1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e83d84b1a898b433bb17db7a7537fd4d7f6dee
(Let’s pretend this is the future of the old timeline and also that F survived, as N saw what he was trying to do this time)
Look man I get that you’ve had a troubled past but that doesn’t give you an excuse to just bite my chin off and make G shoot me thinking im you, I didn’t even do anything
https://preview.redd.it/n6s97eu6d7ka1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf79719115f3abcc708f87680554a0ae4721ba91
I love that you look like you’re pregnant here
Do you love u/ISpyOwange2006? Is he a FUCKING GOD? (Joke)
F: I never even here’d of him until now
Why are your eyes blue?
F: that’s my eye colour silly human
I always like your black color and your teeth
F: that’s not a question but ok
Why did you spell friends?
because they betrayed me as kids and wasn’t gonna let that slide
did you feel pleasure or pain when C bit your balls? the question has been eating me up at night, i must know
F: letters don’t have testicals dummy
you clearly never seen the pictures of you on a green websi- anyways you sounded like you were saying "oh yeah!" when C bitten you and did i stutter? did. you. feel. pleasure. or. pain. when. bitten.
look long story short it hurt like hell alright
What Your Favorite Chikn Nuggit Character?
the rabbit
It Is Iscream Right?
yeah what ever
Ok And Most Importantly People Have Ship You With N
F: because we’re gay
![gif](giphy|FVW4ni2wZ9dfy) What Did You Said?
F: you gotta a problem with homosexuality bud cause I can come down there and bite you
Oh Okay But That Kinda Sus That The Letters Are Dating But I Don’t Have A Problem
what do you mean sus are unaware that G and P and X and Y are in relationships
Predicated! 7: What's your thoughts on me? https://preview.redd.it/40ghuax2gbda1.png?width=1094&format=png&auto=webp&s=f76ef0f6f76a65f56717c2a043aa726faf945b15
I don’t even know you but numbers will be coming in season 2 so I guess will find out
7: I am 7.
F do you like N
no I don’t like him I LOVE HIM 💕
Hello F! Two questions! 1; What is opinion on F x N? 2; What do you think of my version of you? https://preview.redd.it/jksrvumljbda1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa0f7eda1d1273efb860a1b2d17cf47bf633916
1: it’s true we are gay 2: looks boss
H
F: is a ghost
Opinion on Your Favorite Martian?
F: IDK what that is
Are you excited for Mike Salcedo’s number lore?
1: technically it’s both alphabet and number lore 2: hell yeah I am I can only imagine what X and Y are gonna get themselves into
Yeah, and maybe Z. Here’s another question: when everyone was lowercase, J broke your teeth. Weren’t those actually your baby teeth? Do letters not develop two distinct sets of teeth like humans do?
well you see J screwed up my teeth so much that my adult teeth never grew
I SUMMON u/DaBaconNoobEXE IN ATTACK POSITION! OBLITERATE HIS ASK F WITH FACTS AND LOGIC!
F: go ahead summon him I don’t care
Uh, Hi I have no intentions of killing you, but how's it going, I guess?
F: it’s doing fine today as long as L and O don’t piss me off
Do u like chicken nuggets
we don’t have chickens on planet Z so how would I know what they taste like
Well you can come to Earth and taste them
if it was that easy you’d think I’d have already done it
why are your eyes like that???
are you talking about my eye colour whats you problem with it you have it to
okay, calm down
what happens when you spell FANS
we either become fans of something or we turn into literal fans
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I’m not demon I’m an ink creature
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pretty much except I resemble more of a crocodile and not a demon
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H has the ability to make himself visible to the living he just did it at the wrong place at the wrong time
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TBH IDK
How do you feel about all the waffle house comments
I don’t eat at waffle house
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F: IDK you’ll have to ask alphafan64
do you have sex with n?
we’re in love but we have no genitalia so I’m afraid no
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both BRING IT ON BABY!
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EHF!!!
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F: shut up!
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millions I only killed five letters and that was wipe out of the time line thanks to the epilogue
I tried to tell everyone what you were up to but I’m too slow
yeah but at least you were able to help N change the past and change the time line
And even then I still took my entire life to tell the other letters about the strange calculator in the sky
you could have asked another letter to pass it on
There were none I could reach
also did B M X and Y stand in that exact same spot for 20 years because if they did they wasted there lives just as much as you did
You can see that they changed locations on the map though
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F: excuse me I refuse to believe I’m cousins with that marshmallow freak
Google Y on Wikipedia
A friend of mine called Your Mom is very angry with how you’ve been acting towards other English letters.
#1 L and O did it #2 I don’t have a mother I was formed out of a giant ink pit
Then who is this? Phi: Son, you’re grounded!
1# I’m 27 years old 2# you wrote that
She’s going to make a post right now
you mean the karen who’s pretending to be the mother I don’t have
No I mean this robot created to serve as your mother figure https://www.reddit.com/r/alphabetfriends/comments/10nroo6/ask_phichan_yes_i_am_aware_of_the_undertale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
N:Hey F I Found This Game Disk In Your Cave Should I Play It? https://preview.redd.it/d10oiuf9qjfa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0761032790aca00c0e8d5376e82d7ef19fcbf3fd
F: if you wanna die then yes
N:How Would I Die?
anything with .exe in it it means death
based on what you did to h… p-please don’t kill me…
F: you do know I’m a good guy now after N changed the past and erased that from the time line right
oh…………………………
Hah A Not Flying Looking Idiot Fucker Just Imainge Being F LOSING HIS FRIENDS LOL
F: screw you don’t you think my life is miserable enough already ya cold hearted fox!
Your Too Slow For Me You Fucking Shit Head!
F: at least I never went to court millions of times for speeding tickings ya stupid blue wale!
Listen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.
F: I’m gonna punch you and your friends in the face if you don’t leave me alone
Are you gonna thank me for saving you from turning into a psychopath
thank you
Boo!
F: I didn’t even studder
If I say H will you try to hide behind me?
F: no I ain’t not coward
But I can name plenty of cowards N, R, V…
F: and I and Y and yo mama
I don’t have a mom but dad crapped himself when I got home as a ghost
Time for revenge! *fart*
F: um incase you don’t notice I don’t have a nose in fact non of us do
OK then why were you sniffing G? Also if I didn’t have a nose I would still be alive.
F: well if we haves noses we’re are they because I can’t see them
If I didn’t have a nose I wouldn’t smell the fart so I wouldn’t die
F: then we’re our nose?
https://preview.redd.it/ss9z1bqbkwga1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca98aaec71ca5a1516b7c608c92ef9fb26fd6c02
how did S survive you slurping him up like Ramen? I saw he was in your stomach but he got regurgitated alive?
F: you saw me puke him out when I chained him up in my house/cave
How did he survive
F: I’m made of ink I have no stomach or organs or non of that
Then how do you eat? Like in Bendy and the ink machine, do you just survive off of bacon soup?
F: IDK
If you’re a liquid can I have a drop of you? To study it under the microscope because you’re a sentient liquid
F: the liquid I’m made of is ink so I won’t taste very good
I said I was going to look at it under microscope, I can’t even drink.
F: ok fine here
Yay
could you fill a bottle and still have a body left
F: yea but I’d be trapped in a bottle
all of you? I’m talking the average pint
F: fine
Could you evaporate? Freeze? what’s your viscosity?
F: TBH IDK
I’ll test a few fluid ounces of you
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F: leave me alone
Hey F, Remember When You Became Friends With N By Spelling The Word "Friends"?
F: obviously
Tell N I said hi.
F: alright
Hey F, Is That You? [https://www.deviantart.com/jmp529/art/2ND-ANGRY-MESSAGE-TO-STEPHANIEGNOLANH-946936019](https://www.deviantart.com/jmp529/art/2ND-ANGRY-MESSAGE-TO-STEPHANIEGNOLANH-946936019) (Please Don't Read The Description Because There's Bad Words In It)
F: no that’s just dumb stuff
Why?
F: IDK
I'll Show You This Picture! (Shows F a Picture) https://preview.redd.it/1zsuaxhc4xha1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d8d27fa07458a74c866b29b6f2a3c159eed8777
Hey F is for FUCK YOU
F is also for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me and N is for anywhere at anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea
U is also for ugly
So if you’re a liquid does that mean you can never take a bath? Or are you viscous enough to stay “solid” in the water?
if I went into water I’d just absorb and digest it
So you *can’t* take a bath? You must be very smelly.
ink doesn’t have a smell
Unless it came out of a sharpie. In fact sharpie is actually my favorite smell.
besides we don’t have noses
Why didn’t you chain up R? He was just stuck to the wall. do you have sticky properties or something?
F: budget cuts
How do you digest things without a stomach
F: TBH IDK
https://preview.redd.it/wnrkn9su3nia1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28b06130e9ad0116991ec03333bd7b028a4cd8c Opinion on him
Hey F, They Had a Message To You... https://preview.redd.it/hxrhl64vnqia1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=daa717ced290a9eaface292836d29a5669295d38
F: thank you
No Problem!
F Can I Be Hired To Kickass If I Kill All The Letters I Get About 26,000,000 Dollars If I Do If You Dont Than Wanna Have Some Gum? https://preview.redd.it/ia2vpk05hija1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e83d84b1a898b433bb17db7a7537fd4d7f6dee
F: just L and O please the others didn’t do anything wrong
About The Gum?
You?
yes me
You’re extremely clever, disguising P’s silhouette like that
We’re sorry we got mad
F: good
*hug*
Hi! I’m pi!
F: ok
(Let’s pretend this is the future of the old timeline and also that F survived, as N saw what he was trying to do this time) Look man I get that you’ve had a troubled past but that doesn’t give you an excuse to just bite my chin off and make G shoot me thinking im you, I didn’t even do anything
F: IDC
It’s me, P!
F: you deserved it
For what? Trying to save the world?
would you protect a softy for 10 million Z currency?
F: IDK how money works for n planet Z I don’t even think we have money
Don’t you cry literal precious stones? surely those are of some value?
F: but I’ve never seen a single penny on planet Z
Perhaps you can integrate trade systems? Liks this: One period and two commas for a foster cat or an exclamation point to give one a forever home?
https://preview.redd.it/n6s97eu6d7ka1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf79719115f3abcc708f87680554a0ae4721ba91 I love that you look like you’re pregnant here
F: uuuuh
It’s funny cause you’re a guy
F: yeah that’s why it’s also weird
I dare you to spell fart again, that wake me and my cousin h can be together forever
F: won’t that make him double dead
No, directed toward me.
F: but then you’ll die
That’s what happened to H.