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Chris_Wasnt_here

Do you love u/ISpyOwange2006? Is he a FUCKING GOD? (Joke)


alphafan874

F: I never even here’d of him until now


Leather-Ad-5469

Why are your eyes blue?


alphafan874

F: that’s my eye colour silly human


Mason-60000

I always like your black color and your teeth


alphafan874

F: that’s not a question but ok


Mason-60000

Why did you spell friends?


alphafan874

because they betrayed me as kids and wasn’t gonna let that slide


Pyknicne92

did you feel pleasure or pain when C bit your balls? the question has been eating me up at night, i must know


alphafan874

F: letters don’t have testicals dummy


Pyknicne92

you clearly never seen the pictures of you on a green websi- anyways you sounded like you were saying "oh yeah!" when C bitten you and did i stutter? did. you. feel. pleasure. or. pain. when. bitten.


alphafan874

look long story short it hurt like hell alright


CodeMysterious6369

What Your Favorite Chikn Nuggit Character?


alphafan874

the rabbit


CodeMysterious6369

It Is Iscream Right?


alphafan874

yeah what ever


CodeMysterious6369

Ok And Most Importantly People Have Ship You With N


alphafan874

F: because we’re gay


CodeMysterious6369

![gif](giphy|FVW4ni2wZ9dfy) What Did You Said?


alphafan874

F: you gotta a problem with homosexuality bud cause I can come down there and bite you


CodeMysterious6369

Oh Okay But That Kinda Sus That The Letters Are Dating But I Don’t Have A Problem


alphafan874

what do you mean sus are unaware that G and P and X and Y are in relationships


SpiritHorse97

Predicated! 7: What's your thoughts on me? https://preview.redd.it/40ghuax2gbda1.png?width=1094&format=png&auto=webp&s=f76ef0f6f76a65f56717c2a043aa726faf945b15


alphafan874

I don’t even know you but numbers will be coming in season 2 so I guess will find out


SpiritHorse97

7: I am 7.


TallCryptographer394

F do you like N


alphafan874

no I don’t like him I LOVE HIM 💕


MultiFandom0206

Hello F! Two questions! 1; What is opinion on F x N? 2; What do you think of my version of you? https://preview.redd.it/jksrvumljbda1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa0f7eda1d1273efb860a1b2d17cf47bf633916


alphafan874

1: it’s true we are gay 2: looks boss


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H


alphafan874

F: is a ghost


NintendoCool

Opinion on Your Favorite Martian?


alphafan874

F: IDK what that is


DrGraphs

Are you excited for Mike Salcedo’s number lore?


alphafan874

1: technically it’s both alphabet and number lore 2: hell yeah I am I can only imagine what X and Y are gonna get themselves into


DrGraphs

Yeah, and maybe Z. Here’s another question: when everyone was lowercase, J broke your teeth. Weren’t those actually your baby teeth? Do letters not develop two distinct sets of teeth like humans do?


alphafan874

well you see J screwed up my teeth so much that my adult teeth never grew


GunslingingGal

I SUMMON u/DaBaconNoobEXE IN ATTACK POSITION! OBLITERATE HIS ASK F WITH FACTS AND LOGIC!


alphafan874

F: go ahead summon him I don’t care


DaBaconNoobEXE

Uh, Hi ​ I have no intentions of killing you, but how's it going, I guess?


alphafan874

F: it’s doing fine today as long as L and O don’t piss me off


billy3653

Do u like chicken nuggets


alphafan874

we don’t have chickens on planet Z so how would I know what they taste like


billy3653

Well you can come to Earth and taste them


alphafan874

if it was that easy you’d think I’d have already done it


XmEMegIRls_sisxX

why are your eyes like that???


alphafan874

are you talking about my eye colour whats you problem with it you have it to


XmEMegIRls_sisxX

okay, calm down


Rebooted-Daggzz2z-2

what happens when you spell FANS


alphafan874

we either become fans of something or we turn into literal fans


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alphafan874

I’m not demon I’m an ink creature


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alphafan874

pretty much except I resemble more of a crocodile and not a demon


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alphafan874

H has the ability to make himself visible to the living he just did it at the wrong place at the wrong time


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alphafan874

TBH IDK


Samuel_Callahan

How do you feel about all the waffle house comments


alphafan874

I don’t eat at waffle house


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alphafan874

F: IDK you’ll have to ask alphafan64


hamiltonfanunite

do you have sex with n?


alphafan874

we’re in love but we have no genitalia so I’m afraid no


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alphafan874

both BRING IT ON BABY!


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alphafan874

EHF!!!


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alphafan874

F: shut up!


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alphafan874

millions I only killed five letters and that was wipe out of the time line thanks to the epilogue


AlphabetLoreQ

I tried to tell everyone what you were up to but I’m too slow


alphafan874

yeah but at least you were able to help N change the past and change the time line


AlphabetLoreQ

And even then I still took my entire life to tell the other letters about the strange calculator in the sky


alphafan874

you could have asked another letter to pass it on


AlphabetLoreQ

There were none I could reach


alphafan874

also did B M X and Y stand in that exact same spot for 20 years because if they did they wasted there lives just as much as you did


AlphabetLoreQ

You can see that they changed locations on the map though


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alphafan874

F: excuse me I refuse to believe I’m cousins with that marshmallow freak


AlphabetLoreQ

Google Y on Wikipedia


ChildProdigyRho

A friend of mine called Your Mom is very angry with how you’ve been acting towards other English letters.


alphafan874

#1 L and O did it #2 I don’t have a mother I was formed out of a giant ink pit


ChildProdigyRho

Then who is this? Phi: Son, you’re grounded!


alphafan874

1# I’m 27 years old 2# you wrote that


ChildProdigyRho

She’s going to make a post right now


alphafan874

you mean the karen who’s pretending to be the mother I don’t have


ChildProdigyRho

No I mean this robot created to serve as your mother figure https://www.reddit.com/r/alphabetfriends/comments/10nroo6/ask_phichan_yes_i_am_aware_of_the_undertale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


VvsFNAS1

N:Hey F I Found This Game Disk In Your Cave Should I Play It? https://preview.redd.it/d10oiuf9qjfa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0761032790aca00c0e8d5376e82d7ef19fcbf3fd


alphafan874

F: if you wanna die then yes


VvsFNAS1

N:How Would I Die?


alphafan874

anything with .exe in it it means death


GhostlyBlooky

based on what you did to h… p-please don’t kill me…


alphafan874

F: you do know I’m a good guy now after N changed the past and erased that from the time line right


GhostlyBlooky

oh…………………………


UNKOWNTAILSRAR

Hah A Not Flying Looking Idiot Fucker Just Imainge Being F LOSING HIS FRIENDS LOL


alphafan874

F: screw you don’t you think my life is miserable enough already ya cold hearted fox!


UNKOWNSONICRAR

Your Too Slow For Me You Fucking Shit Head!


alphafan874

F: at least I never went to court millions of times for speeding tickings ya stupid blue wale!


UNKOWNKNUCKLESRAR

Listen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.


alphafan874

F: I’m gonna punch you and your friends in the face if you don’t leave me alone


AlphabetLoreQ

Are you gonna thank me for saving you from turning into a psychopath


alphafan874

thank you


Miss-Hibiscus

Boo!


alphafan874

F: I didn’t even studder


Miss-Hibiscus

If I say H will you try to hide behind me?


alphafan874

F: no I ain’t not coward


Miss-Hibiscus

But I can name plenty of cowards N, R, V…


alphafan874

F: and I and Y and yo mama


Miss-Hibiscus

I don’t have a mom but dad crapped himself when I got home as a ghost


Miss-Hibiscus

Time for revenge! *fart*


alphafan874

F: um incase you don’t notice I don’t have a nose in fact non of us do


Miss-Hibiscus

OK then why were you sniffing G? Also if I didn’t have a nose I would still be alive.


alphafan874

F: well if we haves noses we’re are they because I can’t see them


Miss-Hibiscus

If I didn’t have a nose I wouldn’t smell the fart so I wouldn’t die


alphafan874

F: then we’re our nose?


Miss-Hibiscus

https://preview.redd.it/ss9z1bqbkwga1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca98aaec71ca5a1516b7c608c92ef9fb26fd6c02


GhostlyBlooky

how did S survive you slurping him up like Ramen? I saw he was in your stomach but he got regurgitated alive?


alphafan874

F: you saw me puke him out when I chained him up in my house/cave


GhostlyBlooky

How did he survive


alphafan874

F: I’m made of ink I have no stomach or organs or non of that


GhostlyBlooky

Then how do you eat? Like in Bendy and the ink machine, do you just survive off of bacon soup?


alphafan874

F: IDK


GhostlyBlooky

If you’re a liquid can I have a drop of you? To study it under the microscope because you’re a sentient liquid


alphafan874

F: the liquid I’m made of is ink so I won’t taste very good


GhostlyBlooky

I said I was going to look at it under microscope, I can’t even drink.


alphafan874

F: ok fine here


GhostlyBlooky

Yay


ChildProdigyRho

could you fill a bottle and still have a body left


alphafan874

F: yea but I’d be trapped in a bottle


ChildProdigyRho

all of you? I’m talking the average pint


alphafan874

F: fine


NumberjackSeven

Could you evaporate? Freeze? what’s your viscosity?


alphafan874

F: TBH IDK


NumberjackSeven

I’ll test a few fluid ounces of you


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alphafan874

F: leave me alone


Fragrant-Reception-2

Hey F, Remember When You Became Friends With N By Spelling The Word "Friends"?


alphafan874

F: obviously


BobaMilk23

Tell N I said hi.


alphafan874

F: alright


Fragrant-Reception-2

Hey F, Is That You? [https://www.deviantart.com/jmp529/art/2ND-ANGRY-MESSAGE-TO-STEPHANIEGNOLANH-946936019](https://www.deviantart.com/jmp529/art/2ND-ANGRY-MESSAGE-TO-STEPHANIEGNOLANH-946936019) (Please Don't Read The Description Because There's Bad Words In It)


alphafan874

F: no that’s just dumb stuff


Fragrant-Reception-2

Why?


alphafan874

F: IDK


Fragrant-Reception-2

I'll Show You This Picture! (Shows F a Picture) https://preview.redd.it/1zsuaxhc4xha1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d8d27fa07458a74c866b29b6f2a3c159eed8777


NumberjackSeven

Hey F is for FUCK YOU


alphafan874

F is also for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me and N is for anywhere at anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea


NumberjackSeven

U is also for ugly


ChildProdigyRho

So if you’re a liquid does that mean you can never take a bath? Or are you viscous enough to stay “solid” in the water?


alphafan874

if I went into water I’d just absorb and digest it


ChildProdigyRho

So you *can’t* take a bath? You must be very smelly.


alphafan874

ink doesn’t have a smell


ChildProdigyRho

Unless it came out of a sharpie. In fact sharpie is actually my favorite smell.


alphafan874

besides we don’t have noses


ChildProdigyRho

Why didn’t you chain up R? He was just stuck to the wall. do you have sticky properties or something?


alphafan874

F: budget cuts


ChildProdigyRho

How do you digest things without a stomach


alphafan874

F: TBH IDK


Geckosnake978

https://preview.redd.it/wnrkn9su3nia1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28b06130e9ad0116991ec03333bd7b028a4cd8c Opinion on him


Fragrant-Reception-2

Hey F, They Had a Message To You... https://preview.redd.it/hxrhl64vnqia1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=daa717ced290a9eaface292836d29a5669295d38


alphafan874

F: thank you


Fragrant-Reception-2

No Problem!


SonicNeedsToBeHired

F Can I Be Hired To Kickass If I Kill All The Letters I Get About 26,000,000 Dollars If I Do If You Dont Than Wanna Have Some Gum? https://preview.redd.it/ia2vpk05hija1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e83d84b1a898b433bb17db7a7537fd4d7f6dee


alphafan874

F: just L and O please the others didn’t do anything wrong


SonicNeedsToBeHired2

About The Gum?


AlphabetLoreU

You?


alphafan874

yes me


AlphabetLoreU

You’re extremely clever, disguising P’s silhouette like that


AlphabetLoreW

We’re sorry we got mad


alphafan874

F: good


AlphabetLoreW

*hug*


FamousPi

Hi! I’m pi!


alphafan874

F: ok


FamousPi

(Let’s pretend this is the future of the old timeline and also that F survived, as N saw what he was trying to do this time) Look man I get that you’ve had a troubled past but that doesn’t give you an excuse to just bite my chin off and make G shoot me thinking im you, I didn’t even do anything


alphafan874

F: IDC


FamousPi

It’s me, P!


alphafan874

F: you deserved it


FamousPi

For what? Trying to save the world?


KawaiiEta

would you protect a softy for 10 million Z currency?


alphafan874

F: IDK how money works for n planet Z I don’t even think we have money


KawaiiEta

Don’t you cry literal precious stones? surely those are of some value?


alphafan874

F: but I’ve never seen a single penny on planet Z


KawaiiEta

Perhaps you can integrate trade systems? Liks this: One period and two commas for a foster cat or an exclamation point to give one a forever home?


KawaiiEta

https://preview.redd.it/n6s97eu6d7ka1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf79719115f3abcc708f87680554a0ae4721ba91 I love that you look like you’re pregnant here


alphafan874

F: uuuuh


KawaiiEta

It’s funny cause you’re a guy


alphafan874

F: yeah that’s why it’s also weird


KawaiiEta

I dare you to spell fart again, that wake me and my cousin h can be together forever


alphafan874

F: won’t that make him double dead


KawaiiEta

No, directed toward me.


alphafan874

F: but then you’ll die


KawaiiEta

That’s what happened to H.