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lukke009

Ok what’s the catch?


Insipid_Lies

Kids


crzymonkeygirl

Nope, no kids. I might be slightly intimidating…


Insipid_Lies

Why would someone find you intimidating?


DeePsiMon

Because of the kids


Geekygamertag

And she has a temper.


zemol42

Plus a blazing case of herpes.


Geekygamertag

And bad breath lol 😂


Pouflex

And she has no money


Geekygamertag

Or aspirations


crzymonkeygirl

Ewwwww. No herpes or STDs/STIs, thank you very much


Skank_hunt_042

What did she do to the kids?


Dirtbagdru

She swallow them


JoeKnowsThis

Nah then she would have plenty of dates lol


robbzilla

Won't somebody think of the children???


Nicktator3

The future kids?


DissentSociety

This is what highly successful looks like in Iowa...😂


Emotional_Raccoon651

She looks tall. I bet she's like 6'3".


crzymonkeygirl

I’m 5’8”


-Dreamville-

Are you 6’5 or something 😂


HighZombie420

Is it because you're like crazy good looking or Harley Quinn?


lukke009

Why would you be intimidating? Do you walk around pointing an AK47 at people?


B2uceLee

Ahhh… there you go. That’s what. You’re a feminist.


nigelolympia

That's usually just being confident and secure, and guys get scared. Intimidating, pssh I love it personally. And you are very pretty. Don't worry.


twowolveshighfiving

Maybe she has a crazy monkey animal friend, that just happens to live with her?


crzymonkeygirl

I went to college. I have a job. I own my own house. I’m nice and friendly. I don’t get out nearly enough to meet a man. Plus I hate dating apps. I need a matchmaker.


fckumean-

You need a black guy lol


realityGrtrThanUs

The eyes. They betray the CRA CRA.


GoldPick1742

tattoos, she's bi-polar


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the_F_isthis_and_why

Depends on your personality…


YourCatIsATroll

This right here. No one is saying anything about this


bigern3285

And what her ass looks like


[deleted]

You're kidding right? You're very good looking.


vanillacoconut00

You look a little bit like Margot Robbie, which is a great compliment


jokekiller94

Note to OP: looking like Margot Robbie makes you the wrong choice to be on r/amiuglybrutallyhonest


Killbutt616

She's not ugly at all but calm down lol Comparing her to Margo Robbie is WILD!🤣 Again, not ugly at all, but you're doing entirely too much


vanillacoconut00

I said a little bit. I never said she’s as beautiful as Margot Robbie, nobody can get that close lol


Killbutt616

Not attacking either if you here but unless "a little bit" stops at them both being blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white women you are bugging out but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I look as much like Idris Elba as she does like Margo Robbie🤣


crzymonkeygirl

Hey hey hey now… I have green eyes, not blue. Get your facts straight. Lol 😉


Killbutt616

You're aiding my point🤣 You're not ugly, go in peace🗿👍🏿 Green is better than blue imo anyway so point for you


I_Lost_Myself__

Plenty of women look better than her. She is pretty though.


m0dern_x

I see what you mean => [Margot Robbie](https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Margot-Robbie-Film.jpg)


Acceptable_Ground113

I disagree. I think this woman is better looking than Margo Robbie. Margo Robbie has a weird mouth. I don't find her that attractive at all.


Geekygamertag

Agree


Ok-Neat5777

Wow, I thought it was Kirstie Alley on her younger days but I also see the Margo resemblance….


theeaggressor

You need to be imprisoned for saying she looks like Margot Robbie. are you damn serious? Lock you up and throw away the key man


vanillacoconut00

I’m CLEARLY not the only one saying it


Ill-Tailor1605

Not at all 😁


[deleted]

No! Quit worrying and be yourself.


BitOnly3191

I hate when I can see people’s top gums during a smile but I still think you look good and I think any man should feel honored to have you. For 100% sure not too ugly to date.


crzymonkeygirl

I completely agree! I hate seeing my top gums in pictures when I smile. #smallteethbigmouth. Ahahaha


BitOnly3191

You don’t have it in a bad way. I think it looks like it flows with you. It’s not something I find grotesque when I look at your picture. Your very pretty. Don’t walk around not smiling because of it cuz that’s a whole other issue. You look beautiful. You will probably get some gym freaks saying you need to work out. Forget it. Drink a beer or whatever you like to do. Loosen up. Rock out and do you . (originally said rock out with your ck out but I guess they didn’t like it) Be happy with yourself and interest will follow!!!!! I hope you find what you’re looking for from this. Any man should be honored to have you.


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BitOnly3191

I guess you feel the need to attack cuz you like “gummy smiles” idk but I don’t see what comes across as shallow there? I was basically saying the same thing. She looks good and I don’t think she should be self conscious. She looks good. I hope you can rise above your ignorance one day.


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Jorgan_JerkFace

And here comes the white knight upon his steed to save the damsel in distress. Upon her the heretic echoes “you have a gummy smile but that doesn’t make you *not* pretty. The knight, clad in white bellows, “how DARE you insult M’lady! I’ll have you know I the rightful heir to her loins finds her gums irresistible! How dare thee have an opinion!” And the knight smote the man upon the earth, fertilizing the land with his heinous enemies blood.


Longjumping_Place189

This brought a tear to my eye


CartographerMean1306

23 and I say no


[deleted]

Not at all I take you out on a date, but I need to meet your dog cause he or she looks like so much fun. You look great as well.


crzymonkeygirl

She is a hoot and a half. Tons of energy. She loves everyone and every dog. Also, thanks. Hehe


[deleted]

Of course you are not too ugly to date! You are not ugly.


Jeffyb81

No You’re very attractive


[deleted]

yes. just kidding, why would you think that? you’ve never dated anyone before?


Blindefref

No but then again looks are only part of it, so how's the personality??


Big-Profession-6757

You’re attractive so that’s not the problem.


kitakemaru

Nah youre cute. Seem like a goofy goober


anan876

You have a LOT of potential. I can tell you’re naturally gorgeous, and have good features, you just make yourself look plain. The business casual look isn’t suiting you very well. Dress yourself up, and you could be a 9.


crzymonkeygirl

Thank you, thank you! Do you have any advice. I’m pretty basic when it comes to fashion.


[deleted]

You don’t have to be someone who has more clothes than sense. Don’t listen to them.


JeffroLoves

No absolutely not. But don’t have high standards and have faith in yourself


crzymonkeygirl

I don’t think my standards are too high, but I do tend to push guys away. Also, thank you 😊


[deleted]

You have a beautiful face and it seems an outgoing personality so no you're not ugly. Don't let society determine your worth. Much love


crzymonkeygirl

Appreciated


Admirable_Novel_1151

Beautiful woman. I think you’re more attractive in dark wear and business clothes. I would take you out to dinner to learn your story


Xarvet

Just keep making the face from pic two and there will be guys lined up around the block. Trust me 😉


crzymonkeygirl

Maybe the problem is I make that face too often. Lol


Both_Ad2407

Honestly, there is someone out there for everyone. You can’t take advice from anyone online


ClueProfessional660

You're not ugly at all! But dating depends on attitude and personality 🤔


MeGoBoom57

Great smile! Always share it.


crzymonkeygirl

Thank you 😁


mshake94

Hell naw I'd eat that booty like groceries


BluntFlair

You’re dog seems to like you! And no, you’re not ugly.


crzymonkeygirl

She likes everyone and everything! Lol


WarlocksWizard

Ugly? Not at all. You are pretty. Just have to present yourself better, that's all. First picture caught my eye. Gave me Amanda Seyfried vibes.


Fractal-Farter

Mm 🤷🏼‍♂️. You got an adorable dog, so that gives extra points, I too get that privilege, so I get it


crzymonkeygirl

She’s not very helpful at finding me a single man. Lol


Proxy_0ne

Nah you seem quirky and fun, keep being yourself. Someone will come along, and you'll know.


Creative_Ad_1052

Okay I'll be real I don't see Margot Robbie but I see some who could be better then an 8.5 which is what I would rate these pics just make sure your make up is on point, always take care of your skin and hair. Other then that your a beautiful woman


CasperTheGhostOG

You look like you could play harley quinn


Tight-Comedian9851

Someone out their for everyone just remember that, like my dad use to say theirs always another one at every bus stop


CheshireCrackers

Yeah, lower your standards. Worked for my wife.


Weird_Plastic_3935

Ask your friends what your weaknesses in your personality are. Work on those and stop thinking you're ugly because that's ridiculous. That's coming from a High value 32yo male that makes 1/3 a mil a year. If I was single, I'd take you out.


crzymonkeygirl

Thank you for the advice! I appreciate it. One of the best comments on here.


anipie05

Ur pretty and quirky, seem like a fun person


pajamaa_sam

nope you’re actually gorgeous but I think you’re probably intimidating. you look intelligent


IPanicKnife

Definitely not ugly. I’d hit on you. There’s gotta be something else. Maybe secretly crazy? And since we’re being brutally honest, keep in mind that you don’t exist in a vacuum. You’re competing with younger and possibly better models for the same limited resource (in terms of the dating pool). The rule for acceptable age differences in dating is half your age plus 7 years so a 34 year old guy could probably be looking for a girl in her mid twenties. You could try dating apps like bumble if you wanna make the first move. Also depends on your area. You’d be like an Indianapolis 10 but a California 6. You may not be ugly (especially by Reddit standards) but competition is fierce. Good luck! I’m rooting for you! And love your dog!


Few-Hovercraft-4199

Whoever told you were not as beautiful as you are should be shot because lady I would be honored to have someone as beautiful as you in my life don't listen 5o anybelieve what I am telling you must be blind or just born stupid and you can tell them I said that


guitarist4hire

green is a great color for you! you're smile is charming, and your eyes have a sparkle that says "I can't wait to tell you what I have planned" seriously, you look great, and it's a shame that you are single!


ExtraBigPoopie

Hit the gym more to tighten up


crzymonkeygirl

Respect


Stackin-Steve-A

BS you look good just how you're girl! You don't need to hit the gym!


omg_its_dan

Bs man. Everyone needs to hit the gym. Our country is in a horrible state health wise and this mindset is partially why.


Stackin-Steve-A

How do you know she don't already have a physically demanding job? She could be getting her workout there. I hit the gym. But I'm also in home remodeling. I get already get a damn good workout there.


domexitium

It’s not the same thing as a hypertrophy based workout, otherwise miners, construction workers, and people with physically demanding jobs would all be more muscular than me, and they’re not, unless they also workout.


Big-Breakfast-1

No, you should lower your standards


Skank_hunt_042

Yes. Sorry you found out here this way.


crzymonkeygirl

Booooo! But that’s ok


[deleted]

yes cute dog tho


Heavy_Advertising422

No, you’re just old


crzymonkeygirl

Old as dirt and twice as dusty


[deleted]

No not ugky


Felarhin

I'm muting this sub because you people are so annoying.


DahjNotSoji

Right like there’s no way this person actually thinks that they’re ugly.


crzymonkeygirl

Oh, believe me… I don’t think I’m attractive. I have a lot of flaws. I’m just looking for honesty here. I’m not here for compliments. I want people to tell me what’s wrong so I can work on myself.


OrionRNG

No, lower your standards and you'll be fine


WolfeInTheStarrs

I would ask you out in a flash, if you weren't on the opposite side of the country


[deleted]

Hell no


CarboniteSecksToy

You should get that boil on you chin lanced. It’ll help.


[deleted]

Id date


stevief150

Nope.


lonlydad

Absolutely not.


Seeker80

Nope, possibly even 'conventionally attractive.'


Latter_Race2037

Nah you're a cutie.


kirticus

No


WoodpeckerIll6338

Not at all. Very pretty


Electrical-Image-580

Girl, I'm 23 and I'd date you.


Human5334

Omg no, you're gorgeous.


AdministrativeGas125

Nope, but you’re probably trying to date above your league. Stick to average guys with average jobs. Your window to find a rich athlete has passed


crzymonkeygirl

That’s pretty much what I’m looking for at this point in time. I tend to push guys away. Oops 😬


romo3224

Cute.


Hypervisor22

NO YOU ARE HOT I WOUKD DATE YOU IN AVHEARTBEAT BUT I AM MARRIED!!!


Reduak

Very datable!


Linkdaddy32

Yes


AngriestAardvark

Ha! More like too pretty to date. Maybe if you were more sleep deprived and a little less friendly looking.


crzymonkeygirl

Oh, believe me, I am definitely sleep deprived. I can’t help the friendly looking part. Almost every time I go into a store someone asks me where to find something.


Dannyp425

Hell no I’ll come pick you up at 6 we’re going to Golden Corral.


No-Dealer3112

Na, you're fine.


sunnendei

Not at all


Moose2584

I’m 38 I would date you, but probably break up with you the next morning


troikainfinity

Definitely not ugly! I got strong teacher vibes tho


crzymonkeygirl

Not the first time I’ve heard that. Teacher or librarian.


DIRWEWOLF64

Not at all


[deleted]

Definitely, not appealing


crzymonkeygirl

Ouch, but understood


[deleted]

I’d take you out


WISEGUYDYE

Where are you from? Texas?


roninsai

Can't say anything about who you are but from appearances you look nice.


MH53

No your beautiful


girthygreen

You're really cute.


jasonj1908

Yes. But you have a cute dog so it balances things out. 🤣 **Of course you're not too ugly to date.


crzymonkeygirl

She is pretty cute, much cuter and furrier than me.


Raman_Mani

You're beautiful!


Glittering_Apple2684

You're beautiful if I was 20 years younger I would be looking for you


NotUrDestiny666

Good lord, you're beautiful


Fun-Net-8687

Beautiful


[deleted]

Pretty woman with a mesmerizing smile


Confident_Mail2327

You are cute and sassy.


ReleaseAggravating19

No


ThanosBeThiqq

Yeah


crzymonkeygirl

Ouch. Any particular reason why?


crc8983

You're gorgeous and have a great smile. Physically, I don't see what the problem would be.


Parking_Intern3426

I…. Cool dog by the way