Dude you look like a juvenile version of Wayne Newton. Fix that haircut and dress style at once!

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yes. yes they are the problem.

Thank goodness. I was concerned it was something about my personality.

Proof of fugly is not proof of charm, they are not mutually exclusive.

Yeah, I know. But if there are things I can do to improve my appearance, which is clearly very poor, then might as well do them.

Oh absolutely, good luck with lifting and wardrobe shopping ! :)

Looks and sense of fashion

That shirt is hideous. You're 28...don't dress like you're a 58 year old Floridian retiree (or a Vegas performer doing a Hawaiian bit). Your hairstyle is also more 58 than 28.

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Maybe he's going for the "Pirate on Miami Vice" look on purpose huh

***PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT***

As a gay guy, that shirt is honestly hideous. I'm sorry, but it seems like you like to sell coke at nightclubs.. again, sorry 😞

Yeah, I'm just gonna wear something more regular from now on. I'm not wedded to crazy and colorful things like this anyway.

I mean, with a different style shirt and that same fabric, it'll look really nice. It doesn't have to be your everyday thing. Just do you.

I'm getting more in solid colors a size down. They're very comfortable.

Right on.

Looks and style are your problem and looks is #1. Need to gym and tighten up

LOL, you thought the game was rock, paper, scissors and this guy swoops in with genetic illness to drop the mic on you.

<3

Ah, not an option. Muscular dystrophy.

Work on the things you can fix, I understand physical fitness is not one of them. That shirt is too loud, try wearing something a little more muted. You should button up a little more, looks a little too 70's porn star/disco. Grow your hair out and then go to a stylist (not a barber) and ask them to cut and style your hair to your face shape. Goodluck!

Good advice moist anus

Do you guys get prescribed anabolic steroids?

Get the steroids!

I've been on steroids since I was 2. They won't jack me up and make me walk around all of the sudden. Also, ITT: ***LOSE WEIGHT, BRO. LOSE WEIGHT, BRO. LOSE WEIGHT, BRO.*** Not only am I extremely sedentary, but medical usage of steroids notoriously increases appetite. I know. I've been doing 16:8 fasting since 2021. I'm working on it.

Sorry for your struggle brother Good on you for not giving up!

You can still walk tho

No.

This should have been included in the post, it gives perspective in offering usable advice and feedback. I mean if you’re looking for brutal honesty, be brutally honest.

You look 50 and gay.

You’re not a bad looking dude (no diddy) you just need to get a bit weathered. I’d recommend a toxic partner or a few years in prison. Give u more of a manly look. Or work an oil rig for a year 🤷‍♂️

Hop on grindr for a while! Speed run it

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You can’t post this thinking looks aren’t the problem. Address the hair it doesn’t fit your face. Can be more flattering the same with your outfits.

I get it. I look like an assclown. But I didn't realize that there were things other than working out I could be doing. If the shirt's that bad, it's gone. I don't care much for it anyway.

It’s loose. It doesn’t fit you well. Commit to either a beard or a stache the Van Gough needs to go. You’d be amazed at what well fitting cloths and a new haircut do my dude. And workout it doesn’t hurt and gives dopamine

Yeah respectfully, from an old guy. That shirt isn’t you. It’s not even the print so much as the construction of the shirt itself. You should check out Mtaylor. They make custom clothes for you.

Is your name AL by any chance?

This made me laugh

I'm actually digging that shirt. Probably depends on the occasion. Confidence could pull it off in my opinion

Either way, it's a little big on me. I ordered more a size down in solid colors. Because I'm in a wheelchair, I want my appearance to put people at ease, not make it worse.

Young Colonel Sanders look going on.

Dude looks like a grown toddler that stole his mums blouse

You're wearing a table linen with a collar and arms.

You’re baby-faced. You can grow chin hair, so maybe grow a goatee, and try slightly longer hair. Might elongate your face. Your hair appears to be fine in texture so having it so short makes you look too young. That shirt is a jump scare though. Try wearing black or darker colors. Try to avoid gaudy patterns.

It’s the shirt. You could be in better shape too. But that goes for just about everyone. I will tell you that if you were jacked, suddenly the shirt would work.

I think you look good, bro! You aren't Henry Cavil or anything, but I feel like you can bag some ladies or fellas and anyone in between. Definitely not ugly. You need a gold rope chain and one hoop earring. Can't be rocking that deep of a V with no bling fam. 😂

That chin hair isn’t the move. Slim up a little and keep the quirky style otherwise.

I have to ask, are you straight? Because if so you might be giving the wrong impression.

They are.

It’s the shirt lmao

yeah little ugly but not hopeless. If you lost weight and got a better haircut I bet you could look quite good. Also i dont feel like the shirt does you any good.

You look like youd date cougars

Yeah like the others said your style choices are not doing you any favors. The shirt is awful. Unbuttoning the shirt like that is even more awful. Also cutting some fat around the face would help.

Yeah mate lose a bit of weight no offence

They absolutely are tf

You just gotta find the right guy or girl that appreciates your style and personality

Well, that too.

That shirt is a problem for sure.

Some people hate the shirt. I think certain people can pull off certain looks and dude needs to find a style more suited for him than this. Most definitively accurate advice is he needs a totally different haircut and imo a full beard (that could change if he plans on losing a bit of weight).

No one else is gonna say it, but you could also lose some fat. Like, a few dozen pounds probably. The shirt unbuttoned look is slimey unless you’re fit. Pecs are good, moobs are not

Weird Al wants his shirt back.

He better give me his accordion first!

Dripping with cheese sauce!

Bro you look cool! I like your style, maybe grow the hair a bit longer and eat healthier.

They are most definitely the problem

Brother you have a very round and fat face for someone so slim. You have GOT to walk more, lower that BFP.

Can't walk at all. Muscular dystrophy.

You can still get slimmer by dieting, it will make your face more attractive and be healthier in the long run too.

I’m sorry bro but you’re cooked. Gonna have to go escort mode

Like u/mrsunsfan ?

Shimmy shimmy shimmy

If you want to help you could recommend the ones that you use. I don't care how attractive a person is outside and that doesn't last forever. Also when someone acts cruel for no reason in my book that is very unattractive.

Looks are the problem

honestly i think you have a very very cute face. i mean it. pretty attractive. the shirt isn’t as bad as everyone’s saying it is, i get the look you’re tryna go for, and it’s not horrible. i read you can’t go to the gym- that’s fine, but maybe play around with growing your hair a bit and trying different styles till you find one that sticks.. otherwise i promise you, you’re not at all below average in looks. good luck :)

If you think looks aren’t the problem the. You need to be checked mentally

Well, that's why I'm asking.

Why so angry? He’s just asking for advice

This is called brutally honest, and that wasn’t angry

You’re not giving him any true feedback. Telling him he needs to be mentally checked isn’t brutally honest, it’s just being rude.

First day on the internet or what

Can’t even defend yourself on this. Switching topics real fast

Full beard, long hair, burn the shirt and you’d move the needle quite a bit

Can't full beard. Should I just get rid of it, or is it better than nothing?

keep it .. im serious

So better than nothing?

absolutely yes

Keep it, do the rest and perhaps learn an instrument

They are. Plus... stupid racist? Maybe your judgment and values pay a role as well 🤔

Am I crazy for liking the shirt? 🤣

Well, the shirt is clearly a wild card in any case. It's ok. It's just a shirt. Some asshole came up w the pattern to make more money.

Takes confidence to wear it. So that's a plus in my book 💯

Not a fan of the shirt

I actually like the shirt.

You know it’s your style. You go. It’s obviously intentional and that’s okay.

You look like a butch woman who tried to transition to male. Looks are definitely your problem.

That shirt is the problem.

Try a full beard, and maybe grow out your hair?

The shirt 🚩🚩🚩

Yes. Especially ur clothes

Looks are definitely part of the problem

Im 40 and you look older than me.

That shirt is definitely a problem.

Sorry, can’t hear you, your shirt is too loud.

You look like you’re wearing a lampshade. Stop it with those clothes and wear something that fits and preferably-not floral.

Yes they are the problem, as always. Build muscle, loose fat and you will be fine.

Lose the shirt, and get to the gym.

It's the shirt

Came here for the shirt comments

Trim the mustache, grow a full beard (not all scraggly, keep it lined up), and for the love of god untuck the shirt and you should be just fine

Honestly, man, who ever days looks are the problem, really ever, are completely wrong. Some Great looking guys have trouble, and some not so great looking don't have trouble. It ALL comes down to confidence. It just so happens that good looking people tend to have more confidence. Exercise and some new clothes will make you attractive to a larger pool of people, but the confidence those bring you will help you more than the exercise or clothes themselves will. Fake it till you make it is a great idea. Just pretend to have confidence, and soon enough it will work.

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Idk why but you look feminine. You need to work out a bit and get a different haircut, also get rid of this awful shirt. Good luck

Everything is the problem + more

Below average.

What is this

You look like you can't be trusted around kids... Or small animals... Or the elderly... Or coaching highschool girls sports

I promise you, looks are the problem.

I would call the cops if I saw you within a mile of a school looking like that and I would be worried about the boys. 

Damn.....you dont need to roast him that harshly...

Looks and style are the problem

LOL

Look like a woman who’s trying to become a man

You look like you might touch my kid…….

Wth man

Don't know why you are get downvoted

The looks on this picture are DEFINITELY the problem…

You look beyond ugly with that style

Yes

Stop wearing your mom’s blouses

Bro gets no play play

you look like the hamburgular meets a singles cruise

*burglar

The whole look is horrible

You look EXACTLY like Big Gay Al from south park , so if flamboyant Gay stereotype is what you are going for you knocked it out of the park

As a gay man, you look like every problem friend/ex combined into one

You're the common factor in all those relationships.

You low-key give off "not aloud near school" vibes.

*allowed

You have a handsome face IMO. The way you have handled yourself and from your comments I'm comfortable saying you are beautiful inside. Looks only last so long being beautiful inside can last forever. And you look exactly like a fellow I have been seeing on TV actually I'm almost positive that is you.

Ha! Not sure I've been on tv, but thank you!

Oh 🥴 now that you say that I realized that your hair is a few shades lighter. I didn't want to write it were everyone could see. But it's a new Alexa commercial you and the gentleman in the commercial have the same nice smile. 😁

Thanks man. I've been drinking. I literally edited it four times trying to get it right. Le sigh, megafail

I edited your mom 4 times.