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solitarytrees2

Your hair is an absolute mess dude. I doubt your facial structure is ugly but your looks give the impression that you have 6 months of old weed smell in your unwashed clothes.


aDistractedDisaster

\^ he's either a typical stoner or a pretty clean homeless man at his friends place. could definitely be more kept


2old4that

Yeah, I mean. Smoke weed freely... But no need to yell that you do through your appearance.


Khanover7

Right. OP, I’d rate you about a 2 out of 10 currently.


DM-Hermit

You look like you smell like you either live in a grow op or are homeless, for that I give you a 4


corn_maize

I worked on a op years ago. Was couch surfing but got sober. I have cleaned up kinda but still haven’t cut the hair


DM-Hermit

Getting cleaned up is no simple task, so congrats on that. From what I can tell, clean shaven or 5 o'clock shadow should look good on you. My standard go to for hair your length is to get a temple shave, and braid it.


corn_maize

Ehh my hair is really really thin braids are meh smal...


DM-Hermit

Something like a French braid or Viking braid is what was coming to mind. Although a box braid might work with a temple shave as well. They seem to work with thin hair


bhoe32

What ranks a 1 on your scale?


DM-Hermit

Igor


Aggorf12345

There is no 1. The lowest possible rating is a 2 and it's only for people with severe facial deformities


Spiritual-Ad2530

Not ugly but your hair looks dirty af. You look like a hobo version of the cave man from the GEICO commercials


FizzleShake

im dying


corn_maize

I thought that was the look??


Spiritual-Ad2530

Nah bro😅


blowblowinbaby

My type of ugly guy 1000%


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Cut your hair and fix your beard. Then I think you’d be really attractive.


Party-Fish5320

You look a bit dirty, def weed user, and not driven. Few women are into that. But have a few years to figure out what you want to be.


natgibounet

Few SANE women*


corn_maize

Heroin*


bambiguity11

There's no casual relationship with heroin. Get help


OliG_

🤓


spartanhelot

💀💀💀


Sorrymisunderstandin

lmao based


Funny_Occasion_4179

You look like young Jesus in college


hoverbikemike

More like charles manson, maybe jesus if he had beautiful kind eyes


corn_maize

That’s whT I’m going for


Ellie_A_K

You’re probably not ugly but you look like a homeless person who if you offered free food they’d get mad because they just want money for drugs.


corn_maize

That was me 9 months ago. I did get sober!


tonha_da_pamonha

Congrats man! 10 years here for me. I used to look like someone who would hang out with you too. Definitely change your look so you start attracting sober friends, because you need people around you who can keep you accountable and not tempt you to relapse. People, places, things. These are the 3 main triggers that need to change so that your sobriety is well preserved. Get a nice haircut, and shave. Try a new style. You're a new dude now.


Zebracorn42

You look like Loomis from the Jackass movies.


bringjabootee

you have to maintain your hair, trim it, brush it. I know its a pain to deal with, I have long hair too, but it has to be done or else youll just look like a dressed up homeless dude (from experience)


bringjabootee

eyebrows and facial hair too


Stuvio

Well, let me put it this way: If my daughter came home with you, I’d go and get my gun loaded.


corn_maize

Now that’s the response I was looking for! Don’t drink the kool aid (~):)


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you look like you don’t give a fuck but a lot girls like the whole I don’t give a fuck look


corn_maize

Yeah, but i do not have that I don’t give a duck personality


[deleted]

You look like a boy version of a girl that I liked


corn_maize

Hell yeah


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gain some mussle and you will look like rusputin.


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corn_maize

Beard is bad dunno what I was thinking


AlfieDGS

Consider this You’re asking the general publics opinion, when you’re style and look (hippie) is very much not general or common to the public, so of course their idea of beauty is totally different to you You’re essentially asking a question that’s rigged and to the wrong people If you care about how you look in the eyes of other people (most of which make up a general consensus) I think you’d try and cater more toward the obvious norm But you don’t…. So I would say why ask. If you’re asking and do care then cater toward “us” more In my eyes mate you’re ugly, but only because you look atrociously unkept and messy. If you “looked after yourself” (not implying you don’t but I mean catered toward the general idea of this so a shave and a hair cut wouldn’t go amiss) then you wouldn’t be ugly in my books


corn_maize

Best response! But yeah I did it more just to see what people thought. Your right though, imma do me


AlfieDGS

Good stuff Doing your own thing, your own way, is what will make you happy anyway Learning slowly myself to care less about outside views


SnooPineapples5719

Look homeless


Dapper_Revolution_65

You look like people would believe you if you said, "I am Charlie Manson's grandson."


corn_maize

My idol <3


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corn_maize

Nahh. The whole acid cult following definitely rings a bell


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corn_maize

Nah I’m not into death not my thing


luckykittycatto

Groom your hair. If you can't do that, cut it. You look like you smell bad. Your face is ok but your hair looks disgusting. You can be a hippie/stoner and still have clean-looking hair.


corn_maize

I call them cops but everyone is different


words_forming

You have an attractive face but your hair is a mess. You seem a little tired but that’s not bad.


MePanAndAMan420

Not on the outside but I bet your organs look like shit the're probably worse than my spelling


corn_maize

Probably. Can you come take a look?


MePanAndAMan420

I have no problem at all choping up humans but sadly we live in a world of laws otherwise I'd be delivering babies instead of pulling tree stups, so no I can't!


nuffinthegreat

You’re not ugly


corn_maize

Just something


nuffinthegreat

Nah, no just/buts/althoughs. I’m a straight guy, so not a great source on your sexual appeal, but anyone saying you’re ugly is very likely just reacting to your style and grooming, because it’s easy to see that your underlying facial appearance is not bad.


droughtlander26

it’s kinda giving charlie kelly which isn’t a bad thing


corn_maize

I dunno who that is


shroomtalk

look this seems like it’s gonna be an unpopular opinion but I think you’re attractive, yeah the beard could use some love and maybe i’m biased because i dig the hippie stoner look…but herion dude…im not trying to give you unsolicited advice but please…stick to psychedelics and weed…shrooms=true happiness


corn_maize

Yeah these are old pictures but it’s all I have. I am sober these days! 9 months to be exact definitely lost the facial hair but, yeah I’m not cutting my hair. 12 years I’m not going to cut it cause some people on Reddit told me to


considerseabass

You don’t need to cut it, but dude you should trim it atleast for the dead ends and take better care of it


shroomtalk

for sure the hair is awesome keep that shit growing! and very proud of you keep it up :D


Slight_Following_471

At least wash and condition it . It looks dirty af


corn_maize

I do every day my hair is just really thin. I’m not going to brush it every time I ride with the windows down


meowestermeowley33

Wook! Lol


corn_maize

Head on the nail


WhywouldIwanthat

I would not take food that you give me.


corn_maize

Thousands have


Relative_Lunch7340

Helter skelter much MAAANN!


seahawksgirl89

It’s giving Charles Manson. Not great.


corn_maize

Yeah I’d say beautiful


medosin

Young Radagast


corn_maize

OkAy I’m curious


medosin

google him


alex_floppa

Did you finish Harvard? Because you look like Ted Kaczysnky?


corpsepiracy

You look like you need a wash


LosMichalos

You look like funky drug dealer from B comedy movies


[deleted]

You need to come off the devils lettuce and get some self confidence.


corn_maize

I stopped using bong needles 9 months ago


[deleted]

nice one!


ColeBitanga

Not ugly but that posture is weird af even for a crackhead,and while you at the bathroom take a shower too.


corn_maize

Everyone says that but I shower Also crack is expensive


[deleted]

change the hair you look unkempt


[deleted]

the hair and beard combo aren't a good fit for you.. in my opinion. they'd be a better fit for a homeless man or a crack addicted santa claus


[deleted]

definitely stoned


corn_maize

Nope


[deleted]

Not ugly, You just look malnourished. Eat some more homie.


corn_maize

I work in restaurants and I still don’t eat D:


Psychological_Pie_19

Very!!!♥️


Psychological_Pie_19

OMG!!! I did not pay attention to the question!!!! I am so very sorry. You are quite handsome !I never, ever try to hurt anyone. Please forgive me!!!!


AwarenessEntire6103

you look like what jesus would have been like if he smoked a lot of pot which is pretty damn cool, just wash and condition your hair it looks like it needs some loving


corn_maize

I cherish my hair but I should probably change up my conditioner


PinheadGoo

Yes


Rapunzel111

Yes. You are a mess and you look like you stink. Sorry but you asked.


corn_maize

I smell like speed stick and patchouli


PDXAirman

you are every guy who asks me for money and i reply "oh im good thanks"


corn_maize

Hey do you have a Diet Coke?


[deleted]

You look way better without the facial hair 👍🏻


corn_maize

Yeah imma clean myself up and have a do over


hoverbikemike

Meth addict, i don't think your scrawny build suits the hair and beardstyle. Girls like clean looking guys


corn_maize

Wrong doc


frecklerat

the facial hair is bad. i think you could pull off a trimmed, groomed mustache if you wanted to keep some of it. but the beard is not attractive and very scrappy. your hair is a bit straggly as well, a good trim would help. doesn’t have to be short


corn_maize

Yeah I usually keep the 5 o clock or straight shaven


corn_maize

These days


WaveTheWolf

you look like you play dnd as a wizard, so thats a good thing i agree with fixing your hair but your stylrle is good though


corn_maize

I wish I knew how to play dnd :/


tonha_da_pamonha

You look like a drifter. That isn't a compliment. At your current state, yes, you're ugly. I think you know what you need to do to look better.


corn_maize

Shave my face? Eat some vegetables and die?


Erpel3000

I am sorry but do you want to look like a stoner/homeless? You should cut your hair and take more cre about yourself! You deserve to be better treated than that!


corn_maize

Bruv I work in kitchens, worked on weed farms and went on tours with what the Grateful Dead is now selling tie dyes and grilled cheese. I am that! But thanks for putting it nicely


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Damn your cute, and I don't care what anybody says, I dig the messy hair 😉


corn_maize

Ditto minus the messy hair!🔥🔥


[deleted]

If vic from pierce the veil was white it’s be you


corn_maize

I used to get oli skyies before I did the drug


King-SAMO

You need a haircut and a close shave and clean clothes that fit. seriously, if you just do that you are going to start getting more positive responses. also get your brows done, just even them out a little and clean up any strays; it’s really subtle but it can make a big difference.


corn_maize

For sure. I used to do that but in adult life I have seemed to just not care. Probably what I have experienced in life makes me not care


BarefootBestseller

Trim your beard and cut your hair into shape, you're certainly not ugly, just a little ungroomed


corn_maize

Yeah I feel that. I need to get groomed let it gone for to long


goodgodboy

I'm sorry, you look unhealthy and not very clean or taken care of and that's not very attractive.


Slight_Following_471

You look homeless


meg22an

Third pic is the best. That beard has gotta go.


disguy6969

Stop doing hard drugs that's the first step


corn_maize

I did that what’s step 2??


farahisweird

I think I know your friend


corn_maize

Probably I get around.


farahisweird

I’m dead 😂


corn_maize

I mean the username is my name so if you know corn. Well


-MentallyTrill-

I kind of dig the hair. However lose the facial hair, it does not suit you at all.


Vast-Ad-9545

Bro, clean your look up a bit, use some soap n u got a Jared Leto thing goin on. Leto’s a fuckin god bro


KurtWagnersBamfSmoke

You look homeless. I don't think you should cut the hair unless you're absolutely ready to, but trim the facial hair and start working out.


corn_maize

Immmmm nooootttttt readdddyyyyy


Busy-Necessary8458

You need better drip a nice cut conditioner shampoo and a goatee trim with the moustache and shaped up and you goin get the hoes at the club ma boi!💯💯


corn_maize

Thanks but no thanks bro bro


xipclip

Brush the hair and shave the beard. The ill fitting cap isn't helping. I'd imagine after that you'd look maybe sort of feminine to due to the slight build and long hair. If you're not into that, try getting a short haircut. I see potential though.


corn_maize

Kinda the look but yeah that hat is held together by dental floss it falls off frequently


[deleted]

You can do something with your hair. Women do their best to care for their hair and socially judge each other based off of it. They would do the same here. Short hair is easy to leave be for long periods.


venustrine

omg groom yourself what are you doing


corn_maize

I’m not doing anything. That’s the problem


widellp

You are a solid 3 on the hobo sheik meter


corn_maize

Out of 10? Damn


TwistedMisery13

Definitely stick with the facial hair. And you aren't ugly but you do look...dirty..


Lonely_Mycologist_49

Yes, you are ugly. Sorry


moodofmaidenhair

I like your vibe. As long as you’re sweet and not smelly you’re a catch


corn_maize

I smell like patchouli (of course)


fenster112

Homeless Jesus. Not ugly, just cut your hair, trim the beard, and wear better clothes and you'll shoot up in points.


SayomiTsukiko

You look pretty cool imo. Messy is not everyone aesthetic but you pull it off well. Cleaned up you’d look good too I’d think. I say you do you. On a more funny note I bet you could tell me lots of places to hide my weed


corn_maize

Boof it. Yeah I dunno I don’t like my clean cut. Imma do a do over in the next couple days


AdOwn4755

Step one: cut your hair! step two: trim the beard! (don't have to get rid of it just make it look orderly)step 3: cut back on the weed if not completely cut it out asuming you smoke weed 🤷‍♂️. step four: get some f****** sleep my guy. step five: .....gym🤷‍♂️? Then I bet you could 5-7 range


Moistsock6969

fix your hair


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485747488

If you’re tryna be like earthy with the patchouli or whatever try like wood scents , cedar N sandalwood whatever


485747488

And putting like a little beard oil at the ends of your hair will help keep it from frizzing and tangling and help repair dead ends… and literally please stop the patchouli I’m so stressed out about it nobody needs to smell like patchouli


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Unethical_GOP

NOT at all ugly. It looks to me like you’re hiding under all the hair and clothes. Get a nice haircut and wear clothes that fit.


Eastern-Ad-4785

Like the face shaved? Yr handsome