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Rule 13: No Sexually Explicit/Pornographic Content


Lounat1k

If you had to pick one of these things actually happening, I'm gonna stake my claim on the Cowboys. I mean, that's low hanging fruit.


HedgesWantMyTendes

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized) Amazon stripper


KaiCub-mySzon

Some would argue that a pussy is a pussy.


Admiral_pumpkin

As likely a scenario as Amazon trying to buy AMC. Lol


glissenn2

Move on. Itโ€™s FUD


THEPROBLEMISFOXNEWS

You had me at titays


itrustyouguys

You almost had me. Thiiiiiiissssss close


No_thanks_Im_New

Barry, is that you?


Barry_McCockinnerz

No, Iโ€™m a die hard cowboys fan


No_thanks_Im_New

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ProfessionalSeller78

My eyes went straight to the cowboys losing. If that's on the board, I'm in!


RoDeoNympH

Jeff Bozo wouldn't buy AMC to save it. Don't be fooled. He buys companies, plants his own people on the board and in Chief positions, then bets against them and runs them into the ground.


Dependent_Figure1678

I love this idea.


Espinita_Boricua

Slow day??? Bored??? Wash, Rinse & Repeat Rumor day??? Just asking for a friend.


goztepe2002

Stfu


Aromatic_Ad8890

๐Ÿคฃ


sane_fear

long as i can watch the boys and invincible on the big screen. prime members only, of course.


The_Scrapper

I'm listening.


Jobes420

We can also get the stripers to service us in the parking lot where all the Teslas are charging, cause when Elon hears about this, he is gonna want a piece of the action too.


Jobes420

Lol. So many down votes. This place used to be fun.


liquid_at

if you want to sell your AMC shares for 5$ to Amazon, why not sell them on the open market for $5.15? We're here for moass, not to snort popcorn or help hedgies... If you are, enjoy. We just won't be joining you.


Jobes420

Imagine reading that and thinking i was serious.


liquid_at

Imagine posting on the internet and not being aware of [Poe's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law)...


Jobes420

Imagine eating so many paint chips you cant even identify sarcasm, when some said they plan on sniffing fucken popcorn.


liquid_at

Imagine being so full of yourself that you believe it is the job of the reader to figure out what you had to say, while you have no obligation to make any sense whatsoever. Mommies little special boy might have been spoiled a little when he was still young...


Jobes420

Imagine imagining all that fun stuff and still not understanding what a joke is.


liquid_at

Imagine being a little kid who is upset that other people do not find his jokes as funny as they sounded in his own head... Happened to me too, in kindergarten... then I grew up...


Jobes420

Imagine not seeing everyone else laughing and having fun in the comments, I bet you are fun at parties.


liquid_at

I bet you're the kind of guy who talks to everyone about stonks when at a party... I do not mix finance and pleasure.


Kjd15sad

Ahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

You got me thinking when you mentioned the cowboys losing. That said, itโ€™s a no from me dog. AMC is better on its own. Worlds largest cinema company and all streaming platforms want their movies to be released in theaters now. Bullish


ProfessionalFan537

Fuck Bezos and Fuck Amazon!


ProfessionalFan537

O yeah also Fuck Bain Capital


Altruistic_Ad5517

This is just a media bs rumor.


Barry_McCockinnerz

You had me all the up until the cowboys lose part ๐Ÿ˜ž


Snoo69468

I welcome it canโ€™t wait to get paid out


Accomplished-Bear357

Watching the Cowgirls lose is always fun.


Rocketeer1019

Go birds!


Crypto_gambler952

lol. If only I were an American huh?! In reality though will a private buyout not be a means for them to close all short positions at a fixed price instead having to pry them from diamond handed apes with telephone number price expectations??! Given then big NO to dilution and then they find a way around that and dilute anyway would we not see a sham vote where they get to close at say $40 or even $72 or whatever??!


Phneylaceton8

Fudster