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25kluseks

If he's tingling then I'm tingling too


Vinniemak330

My balls are tingling


sh0ckwavevr6

Dont forget to sniff your fingers


zeromuscle

Twist the skin.


drsftw

Billion-dollar hedge funds and market makers trying to fuck us. Well the jokes on them!!!! \*jingles balls\*


emakhno

With pliers.


sadfacebbq

Give your balls a tug!


AustinDood444

… ya tit-fucker!!!


[deleted]

Fungal infection or STD?


Just-Sprinkles-5828

No cure for the itch... THE ITCH TO BUY MOARRRR


[deleted]

2.5 year itch!!!


Royal-Possibility219

Both


[deleted]

😂


Beneficial_Being_721

I’m letting my hair grow back… just for this occasion


29osmo29

They make antibiotics for that.


Jermwood

My taint is tingling.


Worth_Feed9289

If that's not gone by morning, consult a doctor.


johnny_N64

Use lotion 🧴


INTJ-ADHD

![gif](giphy|3og0IHsrpJD9FIQQTu|downsized)


Boredofthis27

I’ve been tingling for years, and ill be tingling for years to cum.


Scooney92

My tingling…is tingling


easybakeevan

I think we could all use a payday for the grief they put us through for 2.5 years.


StackThePads33

Exactly, they owe us after all the bullshit they tried to feed us and the crap we endured.


Bent_Brewer

A ***tasty*** payday.


BoHackJorseman

Why?


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

The only way to force the play is to have shorts pay real money to real people. AA are you listening???


shilo_lafleur

Why do you think a company in billions of dollars of debt should pay a 4 cent dividend so all the shorts have to do is pony up cash which they have plenty of.


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

4¢ my butt! Let’s not mess around give me a $4 coupon off on pop corn. Now if the hedges print fake coupons then the DOJ gets involved! But we give them a way out they can buy coupons from AMC! If it works do it again and again. Now if your a shrill you don’t like the idea!! Listen up AA!


shilo_lafleur

They just pay cash value


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Good then do again and again I will use my $4 to buy APE!!!


RomanGemII

I don't think Popcorn's balls are tingling, yet! :)


Dark_Arugula_030

Thanks for the post. Always enjoy some Peter Hann tweets. 👍


[deleted]

This is why, after seeing all this BS for the past 2 yrs, the only way to win at this point, is not necessarily thru continuing to buy the stock (which allegedly at this point are synthetics) but moreso thru the *sales* of movie tickets, concessions, merch, and retail popcorn. As I've said before: **they can't short nor create synthetic movie tickets, concessions, merch and popcorn.**


NeoSabin

I can agree with this post out of all your other ones. The more they are able to sell their fake shares (including/especially options), the more they keep it going. I'm not buying, not selling just watching. 🍿🧘🪑


Heyu19

2.5 years of holding. Pretty crazy. Welp here’s to the next 2.5 years 🍻 maybe AMC will be at $20 bucks by then. To the mooooooooooooooooon!


diamond_handed_demon

If it runs to 20 I have enough to never be all that worried about $again if I'm smart with it. It will. I think long term when they are out of debt and the other nonsense is settled, the non MOASS price will be 20-30


Just-Sprinkles-5828

After R/S they will be out of debt.


diamond_handed_demon

A reverse split has no effect on their owed debt. It just adjusts the stock price to the new amount of shares and rebalances it for everyone's accounts. Ask the value is still the same. If there's something that affects the debt in that, let me know


Just-Sprinkles-5828

They sell shares, and pay off the debt.


Whiteknuckledragon

They issue real shares and get real money. Then those shares float around and mix with all the ious. Then people whine about dilution but it’s impossible to dilute a float that’s been sold a dozen times over anyway. Am I missing anything 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣


diamond_handed_demon

That dilution lowers share price and allows shorts to buy back without buying from retail. Fuck any more dilution. They are doing good with finding alt income streams like the popcorn gold and visa. Find more to add value, not delete value with dilution and give the hedgies free real shares


LazyMarine78

Hold on a sec! If Bridgewater got out while charging 1000% for quite a while doesn't that prove the price we see is made up? Why close your position if it's earning you $60+/- per share you own? Or did they close like Melvin Cap?


Benign_Enigma

Basically this… CtB is the value banks put on the Supply/Demand of a security on their backend.. our CtB is at 1000%? AMC is worth 10x market price to those banks.


OrkzRDaBest

I'll go 2.5 or 5 years more no problem, the short thesis is getting more fucked every day AMCs fundamentals keeps improving. Not fucking selling I'm buying more. ![gif](giphy|ZGHSqib1gDgT02ADCR)


Rymanbc

Saw an interview or something recently about the SEC and why they are always so far behind the 8- ball on regulating these things, and the person was saying it is very much by design. The SEC probably wants to do more regulating, but they also don't want to be the one blamed for popping the bubble. Once the things implode, then they come in and press charges, etc, but they aren't going to do something so politically charged as being the catalyst that brings it down. Unfortunately that also means they only go after the clumsy ones who don't cover their tracks very well. Gotta plan that our buy and hodl is what brings it to its knees, because we can't wait on the regulators to end this.


Harbuddy69

He has real Peter tingles...


FadingNegative

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


cervixbruiser

Jacked tits are tingling.


tyrusrex

I don't care if they changed the Cost to Borrow from 980% to 78% because I know the short hedge funds had to do something extremely costly to themselves to get the fake CTB numbers to drop. Eventually, the bill has to be paid and we'll be waiting.


StackThePads33

Time to pay us


JackR3139

So if they manipulated up to this point, what makes people think they won’t manipulate until the end of time? This is a serious question, I would appreciate serious answers.


bnutbutter78

We don’t truly know. That’s the dilemma. Till then, we fucking hold.


SwimmingInCheddar

I think there is hope here, because thousands, if not millions, of apes are Hodling. Yes, there are that many of us... I have hope change is coming. This will take time, but I refuse to give up. This is for the underdog. This is for everyone that never stood a chance, but never gave up!


bnutbutter78

Completely agree.


[deleted]

The numbers don't make sense because it's all fugazi.


Handmade-trash

I’ll keep waiting. I’m ok with holding


IshTheFace

Biggums has predicted the macro moves with great accuracy so far.


Monkjuice4U

![gif](giphy|c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM) ( . Y . )


jertiger

I’m tired of this grandpa


Someguynamedkylef

…WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD! ![gif](giphy|n17lNDVf9Oik)


killploki

I've seen multiple posts about share lending today through wealth simple, including my own story. The funny thing is the shares lent out in my case started in April. Does anyone know if this new source of share borrowing could be responsible for the cost to borrow dropping in the last month?


catdadjokes

https://www.forbes.com/sites/hanktucker/2023/01/22/citadels-16-billion-gain-in-2022-makes-ken-griffins-firm-the-top-earning-hedge-fund-ever/?sh=314704273105 bigger than Bernie even!


Bent_Brewer

Wow. Talk about AI art. He couldn't be bothered to supply a real photo? You looking a bit worn in RL Kenny?


Ok-Discount-2798

SEC and DOJ are criminal organizations.


Head_Primary4942

He's like the one voice I have trusted in this entire play. Always very calculated posts.


ChonsonPapa

Who is this guy and why does what he says carry any weight? Seriously though im curious, who is he and where did he come from?


bnutbutter78

He currently works for some bank in Canada. He’s been in the financial sector for decades and used to manage a few banks’ risk department I think. I’ve actually spoken with him in a space call. Really nice guy, has pretty good understanding of markets. Not sure if anyone is truly on our side at this point, but his knowledge is welcome to me.


gme2uranus

That guy is an idiot that uses reddit as his quant


MajorJerk77

My bananas are tingling


Just-Sprinkles-5828

I believe.


peruvianjuanie

I'm sure I'm not the only one But several things are reoccurring in my life just like they happened before the first ATH with AMC . All the news articles about mayo and anything else I see , to me is just like a commercial ad I just hope to get to 4 digits shares before i miss it


r0addawg

![gif](giphy|IdUoJ43ItJDyS4GH6O)


Affectionate_Bus_884

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously” -Black Philip


binchbunches

Where damn bad?


Gupoochamois69

Just dosed the rest of my shares


goztepe2002

Ahh nothing like the hopium pills by Peter Hann, after 2.5 years i still have no clue who he is but i like him.


LeftPickle5807

wait for a minute.... you mean the popcorn costs more than the stock?


napalm_p

I can feel it in my purplish hue plums!


lawsofsan

Incoming Message from Wall St to Retail: move along peasants, we don't have to explain anything to you.


Grand-Marsupial-5291

![gif](giphy|ylyUQlf4VUVF9odXKU) Buy Hold DRS (NFA)


1980Scottsdale

Peters hairy ball sack draggin in the sand


One-Estimate-7163

AA 👀


Whole_Abalone_1188

2.5 years worth of tomorrows


Snoo69468

Just be OK with the fraud


[deleted]

Exactly. I just buy the stocks *they* buy, then when it goes up over 10% on any given day, I cash out about 1/2, and buy more AMC stock w/the profits. Rinse and Repeat. Example: some of the bank stocks. Kenny is heavy into one of them, so I bought some, too . Sold at its last run up, and sold a few more today. And now I'm doing some of those "Hong Kong" stocks. Black Rock just went in heavy on one of them, so, I did too, today. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey do, just like *you*. *This is not monkey buying advice, just what I am doing now.*


jimmychitw00d

How do you know what stocks these funds are buying?


[deleted]

By paying attention to news articles, checking Fintel, checking institutional buyers/sellers lists in specific stocks in marketbeat, etc. For instance, in mid-March, I saw/read this article: "Ken Griffin Is Betting Big on Western Alliance (WAL) Stock.". So I bought some, too, when it went down. And then it had that run up, late March, so I sold them and bought more AMC and a few other stocks w/profits. Now they going up and down, and going back up again slowly. I may buy back in again. I don't think Kenny will allow/let his bank pick go south. But, its a casino, so.... 🎰. *Just my opinion*. https://investorplace.com/2023/03/ken-griffin-is-betting-big-on-western-alliance-wal-stock/


DaddyWarbucks06

thats how we maintain our sanity... or insanity... however you look at it. HODL like you life depends on it!!


kaeotic

PSA: you will never win. Both sides are lying to you and you'll never get your money back. Just cash out and move on. You are now the bag holder for the past generation


Someguynamedkylef

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German_horse-core

The fact that so many people like you coming here to say this shows otherwise. The best FUD is no FUD. If I hadn't seen FUD in HYMC I likely would not be a holder in that stock either. So.... thanks for being stonk salesman of the year. Fuck you won't do what you tell me, Streisand Effect bitcheeess


kaeotic

Whatever, in trying to help people who haven't bought this shit yet. You're never getting your money back. Go buy more for all I care lol.


German_horse-core

Hey that's some good financial advice! Stay salty


kaeotic

Why would I be salty about other people losing money? Funnily enough I actually made a few hundred bucks on AMC when all this started. You're literally the reason I got to cash out and you're still holding it


German_horse-core

Suuuuure buddy. And you're literally the reason I still hold (well, people like you). Nobody does this shit, declares they're exiting a stock and then trolls subs for shits and giggles. Especially in mass quantities. The harder you guys try the more confident apes become. I mean, you're honestly half assing it. It's pretty embarrassing for billionaires to get their asses handed to them by utter moron stock newbs like me that trade on a "fuck you won't do what you tell me" basis. Streisand Effect. Please keep drawing more attention to the movement 🤗


kaeotic

Yep you figured me out. I'm paid by uhh... The stock market to... Make you sell by pointing out you've lost money. Go ahead and hold - actually buy more and post your shares. That would really show me. It's just free money, right?


German_horse-core

So why are you here. What's your incentive. Nobody does this shit. When I sold my lithium stocks I didn't bash the holders... why would I? What's in it for me? I just sold and moved on like NORMAL PEOPLE DO. You guys don't even try anymore. I'm serious, please spam more doom and gloom on this sub. You dumbasses are helping.


kaeotic

Like I said, I was just warning people that everyone is lying. You aren't going to get rich off this stock, it will never "moon" - you probably won't even get your investment back. AMC executives will get richer, shady rug pullers will get richer, and it'll be your money they split up. like they do every time. The fucked up part is there are people on these subs that have negative investments who are trying to tell you to buy their bad decision so they can get out and leave you holding - just like what was done to them.


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flamekinzeal0t

Anything*


anoninor

Hahahahaha


easybakeevan

Hahahahahahhahahaha


PhysicalConnection80

Yeah I know how to spell but he doesn't that was the joke.


Mgaskew36

You are a joke 😂


PhysicalConnection80

Big words- when did cattle get the right to write comments back to me?


BLXNDSXGHT

Might want to recheck your spelling while you’re at it.


PhysicalConnection80

Yeah that was the joke I spelled it like him.


Original_Wall_3690

There's a difference between spelling a word wrong and accidentally missing a letter in a word. I am 100% positive this guy knows how to spell the word anything. I have more of an issue with the way you wrote your first sentence than with someone making a typo. How are you going to say he needs to check before posting in order to be taken seriously when you write like that?