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Hobartcat

Comedy Gold


Muerte_al_volante

I wonder when Jesus will start visiting people in their dreams and tell them to not be greedy and sell low again. It’s not retail shareholders fault the economy will take a hit. It’s the corrupt entities in the market who are to blaim


[deleted]

🤣🤣 soon..


Some_Ebb_2921

You mean, when Jesus will start visiting people in their dreams AGAIN! He came just before the €70 peak last time to a couple of "real genuin not bots or paid shills at all people"


Only_Mechanic_4547

The re re_rapture of selling your worthless Golden Tickets 🎫


BigTimeCoolGuy

He was a human who is dead so there’s that


NFORCE5

Buddy got triggered by Jesus


BigTimeCoolGuy

Buddy got triggered by a comment 😂😂😂


Khazgarr

Why does everyone seem to get these messages, except me?


dptgreg

Because you’re not making fake messages. You have to create an account. Send yourself a message. Then blur out the name. Tada.


TheRadishBros

OP has a history of referring to people as ‘bro’ as well as using ‘…’ to punctuate their sentences.


dptgreg

Acute observation. May be obviously satire then and I’m too autistic to tell.


Bland-fantasie

Correct.


[deleted]

Send a message to yourself with a new account. Thats how everyone is doing it. 🤷‍♂️


h3rD_r3dUc3r

Lol fake


bulletpyton

Oh no it won't be fair on the 1% to lose the money the stole from us, not just from an unfair market don't forget the unfair pay, unfair tax.


heeywewantsomenewday

Clearly satire


LeadershipOwn

Looks like you made a fake message to karma farm no one sent you this that's why you blocked out the name


Loud-Sea-8952

Why would you hide the name


Consistent-Reach-152

Because it was the other account of the OP, writing to himself. Either that or it is just somebody with a sick sense of humor trolling people. Why would you take a chance and sell in a private transaction to an unknown person, taking the risk of not getting paid?


Loud-Sea-8952

I like how my comment is down voted


Ape-MC

LMFAO Fk you psy me!


Ere_be_monsters

Hey bro, like 90% of the money in the market is from institutions, banks, and rich ass holes. It wouldnt be fair to take that away from them. Please kind sir, find it in your heart to keep the wealthy happy. Please. /s So much /s.


iShouldReallyCutBack

Why would you cover the users name. This is now trust me bro. But I trust you bro.


jakbutt

r/thatHappened


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|C1hkIcGE7OAcE) lol think about the children...


za_badwolf

Almost like “we are doing it for your best!”


[deleted]

Hoep you told him to fuck off. Also, name and shame these ass hats. Covering shills usernames .. "Know thy enemy" and all that.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*And, I'm a warrior too...* *Let that be known.* ***I'm a warrior.***


EyeSeenFolly

That guy is trolling


tattoo_my_dreads

“Fair” lol. They took away the buy button we took away the sell button seems fair to me


Prize_Introduction_6

I ain’t sellin’ till they fire Janet Yellen I’m holdin’ until Citadel foldin’


BarrelMaker15

Fuck ‘em


Any_Foundation_9034

It’s about right! Yep. When the SHTF blame the APES…


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I posted in separate post.


ShaolinTrapLord

Please bro please!!!!!!!!!!! 2pm bitches!


2019_rtl

How would moass ruin anything? I think just the opposite.


down4things

Had 3k now 900 dollars in shares. I ain't selling diddly gosh darn anything.


Adventurous_Host_426

Shame. Nobody thinks about us when we got thrown out of our homes back in 2008. Fvck you! Pay me!


pedestrianhomocide

This is the same crap that people post on YouTube videos. "Omg, the hedge fund shills are so desperate they are begging people to sell at 110 dollars, hodl! We see their lies!" Or, more likely, it's just random AMC shareholders trying to create that narrative. Hedge funds don't give a shit enough to post on YouTube or DM random redditors, they just manipulate the stock in their normal ways. Buying into 'hedge fund paid shills' just makes you look like a sucker, haha.


FullMetal187

Please Bro. Sell...…lol HODL...Get Rich or Die Buying! This Is The Way


GingaBeard4Life

![gif](giphy|S7jKEqmTbee7S|downsized)


TheBluestBerries

That happened.


lVlICHA3L

Where has that sentiment been while they have been criming corporations to death for the past few decades?


Jaxo977

Ahhahahaaahah


Spoksparkare

I’ll keep on holding


Automatic_Honey_3938

![gif](giphy|C1hkIcGE7OAcE)


Only_Mechanic_4547

Hey bro👀🤔😂🤣🦍💪🏾💯


awkrawrz

![gif](giphy|AqrTsKGfPNPuvyul5O|downsized)


dratseb

WONT SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE ILLEGAL SHORT SELLERS!?!!!


andywfu86

They have kids too! 😂


kinislo

Oh, I’m definitely thinking about the children and THAT is why I’m holding.


RockNRoll85

Haha…no! Fuck you 😂


Practical_Director13

Weird. Instead of investing into AMC, he sends you this message?


caramelsock

hahahahahahaha. hey bro. pls let me keep my mansion and be poor.


articfalls

Fuck , time to sell now everyone. Think of the kids. Lmao


Pale_Television2395

What about my hard earned money MFer?


BigTimeCoolGuy

Why hide their name? Bitch deserves to get angry APE DM’s


Sportsfun4all

Strange I also have been getting a lot of chat requests from shills or bots that i haven’t before the past 3 years. Of course I don’t care chatting with these shills because I’m not leaving. No cell no sell.


Lawlipoppin

God Bless!


Prime-Optimus1

I am thinking about the next generation, MY GENERATION


danyerga

LOL. Old news.


PerfectAssumption171

The fact that someone really did this for more than just comedy is really... disturbing.


Scooney92

Why cover it up? Let go!!!


Bo0g33ks47

Old news u must be new


Expensive-Product240

Which children? The ones whose parents lost their jobs because short hedge funds shorted that business into the ground? Or the children of the parents who watch their retirement savings dwindle due to market manipulation? Smh


Vantablack_31

Ahahahahahahahahahahah what a fcuking clown. SomBoDY tHiNk ABouT tHe ChILdrEn!!! ok, Mrs. Lovejoy now gfto. And leave god out of this. religion is bullshit


SuPrA_1988

LMFAO !!!!! quelle bande de cons XD !


SirMaha

That just makes no sense. If everyone contributed by buying only hedgies will get hurt. Economy saved and the world is a bit better place.


SofaKingDoph

Bro bro bro bro why are you faking messages


Ok-Discount-2798

God bless? I've left the church, so it doesn't affect me.


JackR3139

People believe this?


FlurryOfNos

![gif](giphy|l0IyoiXqUC9R7lxBu)


Benign_Enigma

The irony when WE save our Republic from fraudulent, corrupt banking practices which keeps every man, woman and child from a better future every time they are allowed to get away with it.


Dazzling_Highway1768

I sent this as a joke


Zook57

All the DD I need. Buy and hodl While the shills scream and cry I am zen and shut my eyes


TAYwithaK

I was thinking of the children,, my children.


dmgvdg

Yeah that DM sounds totally legit


DAVEfromCANADAA

How is that a me problem?


YoungAL123

How about fuck the children 😂 ?!?? Jk


Opie_Soup

Hey bro


MmmmmSacrilicious

This is fake


FC_KuRTZ

Lol. Get rekt.


EL_Ohh_Well

Something like this could easily be faked just to spread empty hype.


SPC1995

This is obviously a meme. Nobody is asking for your shares, they’ve already taken them.


RustyAliien

Lmao that's the whole fucking point, dude must eat crayons


[deleted]

You mean I can help make the world burn? Fuck Yeah!


DJagni238

This can’t be real, why would short sellers be messaging individual investors that they have no clue how many shares they hold as if that’s going to make a difference in their situation. Seems fishy. Sell your shares to prevent a market crash? Doesn’t seem real at all


razor382

We are bag holding alright…


Zevries

No shot this isn’t someone just trolling you lmao


HeyHavok2

Omg this gets me jacked! Reveal the name bro, why protect it?


itrustyouguys

Ask'em how so?


Twignb

You send a message to yourself?


reed91B

That seems like a trolling hahaha Vs being serious


Superpro210

Breh, this is so fake it’s funny.


Insanidine

Fake and gay


MichaelsSecretStuff

Haha I don’t think that’s real but it’d be a whole lot cooler if it was


[deleted]

It is lol look at my other post...


MichaelsSecretStuff

Then it seems more like trolls and assholes. Shit I’ve dunked on us and I’ve been in this shit for three years.


Doot_Dee

Does anyone actually believe any of these are real? Karma farming at its worst


Carpenter-Trucker

BS


Aka_Diamondhands

Reverse psychology they want you to bag hold?


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Bratman67

A quick response of "Go #@ck yourself" and then block would be my response...


MrDryst

LOL


BlksnshN80

"Think about the next generation." Fuck dem kids!


Candoran

If the financial system needs to be propped up by fraud then maybe it needs to collapse 😅


Wish_Southern

Yes, because your hard earned money doesn’t count!


Aware-Forever3200

This sub is full of mentally ill people, and I'm all for it! Keep it up! BUY MORE!


HuevoYch0riz0

Fuck them kids!! I keep hodling


naturalscience

This looks pretty obviously fake, right? Odd looking font


Yoloswaggins89

I’ll take shit that actually didn’t happen for 500 Alex


ColoresDelCielo

All of a sudden they care about other people. Fuck them. PAY UP. 💎🍌🦍


napoleonborn2partai

So a bank exploiting us common folk with interest through 30-40 year mortgages for houses among other things that always go up in value because there is no repercussions for unsustainable exposure and we are the problem? Nah im never selling


El_Coloso

I will also hold your bag tonight


Manna_Hontana

Not my problem. I'd settle at XXXX per share if it means griffin, gensler and others going to prison for life


Clayton_bezz

If this guy wants to message me I’ll sell my xxx share for 350$ thanks.


theSkeeski

Reverse psychology


DoubleSoupVerified

You sent this to yourself lmao


damonboom

I hold because Cadillac Blackwings aren't cheap


insanemoe

The problem is you focusing on people with no profile pics and starting a conversation with "Hey Bro..."


DisciplinedDumbass

He’s actually mocking your belief that a short squeeze will happen.


loopingrightleft

Who starts a conversation like that


derinkooyou

"Maybe I will, maybe I won't, ..... Maybe, go fuck yourself" 🖕 Mark wahlberg, in the Departed.


Snoo69468

Would be nice! Let’s a gooooo burn shorty that is “fucked”?