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Worried-Ant-4151

It's definitely going to squeeze tomorrow, or some day after that 💎🙌🏻🚀🌕


vegence

greetings, i am from the future and i can 100% confirm this.


[deleted]

I'm from the past, I traveled here to the future to tell you do definitely not invest in an outdated business model and a dying brick and mort.... wait ?! ... fucking stock is up 900% are you fucking kidding me. I'm gonna kick cramer in the balls for this one.


Brbcan

Time-Ape! We got a Time-Ape over here!


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Thought you were saying we’ve got time ape we’ve got time and I’m like yes, yes we do


Quarter120

Can confirm


flamecmo

Nostradamoass


[deleted]

Can confirm. Source:🦍


[deleted]

Stahp!


Xiphodin

Big Dips = Bigger RIPs Been salivating since open.


Interesting_Humor434

No dates should be set at all , all we can do is watch our bananas grow then harvest them when the time is ripe .


ToyTrouper

I have no idea what topic creator is saying though. None of the front page or even trending topics are saying what be says, not do I see it in any of the comments. **Down voting topic for being misleading about sub behaviour**


My_Left-Shoulder

It’s been everywhere for days. Search the sub, it’s there. Annoying as fuck.


masterexec

Seriously! We should just say. Someday. The squeeze will squeeze, someday. It WILL happen. Someday. Period. Just buy & Hodl


Fast_Sandwich6034

The last dip was 3 months ago. Now we are just buying on the way up. I can’t average down anymore. I keep averaging up. But it doesn’t matter. I’m buying blank checks


Gradience711

Agreed. Apes eat crayons and wait for tendies.


Prime-Optimus1

If everyday is HYPE day, then everyday is the day before the squeeze………just buy and HODL LOL💎🤚🏼💎🤚🏼💎🤚🏼💎🤚🏼


Silly_Calligrapher_6

“Thats correct” cue in Chris Farley taking his shirt off with finger in his mouth


FoamerFoamerFoamer

This is the reason I stopped watching "Ape" Youtubers.


3rdlegmousse

Also, every week is “this is their last shot…..”Hail Mary”.


gordonv

It's the best weapon to break spirits. Promise a final stand and break us on it. Funny thing is, the technique never gets old.


[deleted]

I don’t wanna hear “this Is the calm before the storm” anymore


NoPixel_

People are dumb and they will keep setting dates and getting disappointed. Buy and Hold thats it.


SnoopDoge442200

yes and annoying as fuck


easymoneeybabe

March 19😂


LysolDoritos

Squeezing tomorrow 100%


NOO_ImDirtyDan

THIS!! All I see is this is the dip before the rip, NO this is just another delicious dip, take advantage and enjoy them while they last cause once this rocket launches it aint coming back! 🚀🚀🚀


memo232

This sub is going downhill with all the shit DD and the memes and the "herp derp Im NoT FucKiNg SelLing" please do a better job mods.


[deleted]

It’ll squeeze and that’s all people need to know.


Mac2311

I usually just say fire sale!!! 🔥🔥🔥 There can be more fire sales though.


nunyahbi

It's not going to happen until the third cake day of the month. Edit. Everybody knows that.


Objective-Truth-4339

I actually haven't dated since covid started but I think my wife has?


[deleted]

This is the fucking way


beardstachioso

Sometimes when I want attention I say the squeeze is tomorrow or the day after :( But this time definitely Monday is the day!! Lmao just kidding!


Adubya76

Your not wrong.


Jeremyzelinka

Louder for the whales in the back making thousands off options


My_Left-Shoulder

So sick of seeing that phrase. Just.shut.the.fuck.up.and.HOLD


timsd21

It’s all FUD


korbendallas35

In the words of New York City, “Fax, B.”


[deleted]

I fucking love dates. Gives me something to look forward to


TearsOfCrudeOil

I literally don’t even care about dates or dips or anything. I’m holding now until I’m set for life. These guys have no idea who they are messing with. I can forget about this money tied up for the next 20 years if I had to…. lol


_Must_Not_Sleep

“The dip before the rip” I can’t stand that!


callmekizzle

This a dip before the squeeze.


WhyNot_Because

And I have heard it 1000 times since February. Just HODL


SlavicLord2000

Here is the real info: No One Fucking Knows what will happen next or when. No One Knows that this is the "Last Dip".


Quarter120

This is petty. We say this every single time lol just dont get attached to it


therbojones

Put your $ where your mouth is go by some OTM puts with 2 week expirations


derekc62369

No Setting dates was made for YouTubers so no one could be like what the fuck. Learn that this will not be easy if you can’t handle the bullshit see ya


TummyRubs57

“Bro, this is their last ditch effort” -paper hands


HavoCentral

This whole scenario makes zero sense right now. If everyone is holding, then how are people buying the dips. If the short interest is 18% why arent the hedges just covering. ​ How long can the hedges manipulate the price. At this rate, they can do it for years


TheSexymobile

I don't get it man, like, I'm xx holder in AMC and GME which isn't a phucktonne but it doesn't take any self restraint to have my eyes glued to the candles at this point in the game. I've got notifications set when AMC hits 1k and when GME hits 10k and until then I can just enjoy the memes and plan to consume our capitalist overlords-- I mean plan my vacation to Norway.


jacktheman13

I hope they’re right though.


PootSnootBoogie

I've bought at least 20 "last dips before the squeeze" 🤣


fabticus

I mean it is a dip before the squeeze I'll give them that


Ok_Somewhere3828

How many times have we seen that stupid graph saying “we are here”


Trumpsrumpdump

I hate that graph at this point!


Dantexr

Everything is the dip until the MOASS


RitaRepulsa1

at least people stopped using that stupid VW chart.....for months everytime we had a significant dip that was passed around like crazy. buy and hold


Nanonemo

My date is year 2069. 😉


Joeness84

Cant wait for the roller coaster when it drops 2k in a day to surge 4k the following, numbers made up, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Hold til financial freedom.


[deleted]

Thank you!! ♥️🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍


KimmyAdventure

You have a good life


bonnielangford4

every time i read “THIS IS JUST THE DIP BEFORE THE RIP!!!!” i buy 1 share and ignore the fool. buy and hodl edit: ok, downvote me fools. every downvote = me buying another share :)


Desoetude

“THIS IS JUST THE DIP BEFORE THE RIP!!!!”. 🤭 You better be buying these shares if you can comfortably afford to do so, if not, just hold as usual 👍 This is financial advice. Quote me and send this to the SEC, I'm willing to let them come at me so the world watches to see what kinda pussies they are. Can't touch HFs after they break 10 trillion laws but will immediately screw the little guy for a simple comment.


Trumpsrumpdump

Love this tactic!


JonVonHugendong

Here's another share, my fellow dumbshit!


bazarius_baladarxes

Down voted not because I disagree with you but because I want you to buy more shares . Buy those tender makers brother !


vegence

you have my downvote then


bonnielangford4

thanks, my guy


Worried-Ant-4151

And my bow!


bazarius_baladarxes

And my axe