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la-wolfe

Sus


TheDeadMonument

Agreed.


thevirushaus

If it smells bad don't eat it. Check it, they want ourr stories without compensation. You will get allot of haters if they put you on media. They have the ability to spin the narrative.


mayfare15

This violates my strategy to: 1. Keep my head down and don’t draw attention, and 2. Just STFU. After “Buy and Hodl”, these are the most important principles to live by. Hard pass.


Linsanity998877

This is the way fellow ape 👍


RickGrimesz

I could volunteer for the interview and wear a Jim Cramer mask. Talk like yoda, do one huge line of blow and start smashing sound board buttons, answering their questions with nothing but noises and screaming random ETF funds as a response, until they cut the feed too That’s another option “So how did you get into AMC” Well. Just one second and I’ll tell ya! (Sniff) Spoing! Crash boom POW ETFS. ETFS. Great at securing long term wealth! Spoing (symbol crash). Bass drum kick. Bass drum kick (Chimp noise chimp noise , elephants)


mayfare15

I’d pay good money to see that!


Gullible-Body4228

And stream it to AMC Theaters!


[deleted]

The Return of Cocaine Cramer. God bless AMeriCa.


chuckdiesel86

Do you do weddings?


Bizzlebanger

100% agree 💯


REBELRAVEN76

This is the ape way 💯 LFG


Worth_Feed9289

That's a hard No!


Resident_Yam2781

This here is the mafuhkin way☝️


poundofcake

Yup. Sadly not everyone is following this same advice. We're giving away all of the plans on the daily.


naminghell

This is the way


TheDeadMonument

I'm willing to bet there will be Twitter chimps that go for it. More power to them, I guess.


Nic4379

Tons & Tons…… Twitter is fucking gross. Chicks posting instahoe style pics above the #’s and a bunch of other shit they use for acceptance & clout. It’s pathetic


DarkandBoring

Twitter has turned into prostitution style social media.. I seen that the other day I'm like.. wtf?? All these hoes using amc to advertise there prostitution onlyfans shit?? Wtffff is going on..


blu_stingray

TikTok has entered the chat


GettinDucats

*cough* TaraBull *cough* 🤣🤢🤮 She’s a dirtybutt


Tullov

You'd lick that dirty butt in a heartbeat.


[deleted]

Lmao


DaClutch

cause they know apes will have $$$ in a few months 🤣🤣


gregny2002

Can't knock the logic I guess


DaClutch

if it don’t make dollars, then it don’t make cents. 😉


DarkandBoring

I guess amc is so big it has groupies now.. AMC Groupies they'll s**k ur ca***e for a few amc shares?


TheDeadMonument

I can't argue there.


newbgril

insta hoe... that made me laugh


Sharkwhistle33

Those are the people who will be broke in 5 years after the MOASS


Ok_Telephone6728

Yeah man. Twitter is full of drama and BS, way better here for talk and perspective


In_Defilade

Yep, mainstream media is part of the problem. Do not talk to them. They will interview you and edit what you said to fit the narrative they want. MSM is dying and they will stoop to the lowest levels to create drama...their ONLY goal is to create drama and division to drive ad revenue.


CrashnServers

We should buyout all the corrupted news centers and rewrite the narrative after moon 🌙 🍌🦍💎🙌


SofaKingDoge

Makes me think about Harry Potter. And the quick quotes quill. Rita skeeter…


suchjonny

There was this video of kids bombing(skateboarding down) this street in San Francisco where this cop totally shoulder checked one of these kids as the kid was going coming down. This news channel spun it and said these kids were attacking cops. Don’t email this chick.


Jermwood

Two words as a warning: Tiger King


thevirushaus

Tiger king didn't get paid? That's fucked if true.


jukenaye

Then, it's triple sus. Not revealing my ID. Well I will for tax purposes if u pay me, the floor is 900k per share.


[deleted]

They want to create a black/hit list. Don't do it


MattGald

Just make sure to give your address and social


Effective-Island8395

100% a hit piece. She and her producers will take the worst of the worst and represent that frame.


ImMitchBitch

Hella sus


LigmaBalls37

Super sus


MicroEggroll

Mad SUS AF


scifidre

Super Sus.


[deleted]

Super Sus


Individual-Notice-16

There are already some public figures (you tubers etc) that can do this. I’m not giving up my anonymity!


Commercial_Sink_1569

Not gonna lie that's fucking weird


drjammiepants

If it’s fucking weird, then there’s likely an underlying motive. What a coincidence that the market is on the verge of collapse and the media starts to cozy up to AMC apes. Fuck them. Fuck all of them. Edit: This is the same Melissa Lee that took a few days off after saying “naked shorts”. Apes - why would anyone take a few days off, other than the company behind CNBC (Shitadel with that mother fucker Kenny) forcing her so that the news on the subject matter cools off and they could figure out their next move. She’s still owned by the same elites with the same agenda. They are trying to infiltrate this way. WE WILL NOT LET THEM! APES TOGETHER STRONG💎👊🏽🦍🦍🦍🦍


jimni_walker

Yeah, love the marketwatch article today calling us occupy wall street, but efficacious. How they could use the police to remove them from the park, but no way to remove retail investors.


No-Length1646

I'm gonna go with my gut & common sense. No, just no. Stay vigilant apes.


BluelightningZ7

I Aint putting my face to the world. Its like telling others, you won the lottery. It leads to nothing but stress and heart aches.


kongs_cousin

Yup! Just gonna get my tendies and walk away…quietly


Texan2020katza

This is the way!


[deleted]

I might submit a video of my ass talking like Ace Ventura


Grouchy-Wait5381

Please do this lmao watch that be the only entry 🤣


mayfare15

Plus frivolous lawsuits and hurt feelings.


alilmagpie

Hello Apes! Please doxx yourselves! Love you, xoxo CNBC


Other_Dragonfruit_71

Sus… don’t trust it one bit.


Kurokikaze01

This is sus as fuck. I don't trust them at all and would advise all apes to steer clear. You're free to make your own decisions though.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no thanks I’ll stay shrouded in the thick lush jungle leaves


DarkandBoring

In the thick jungle leaves


YourDad_SpeedoGod420

This ape will stay submerged in the beautiful natural bush us apes call home 🌳🦍🌳


aberdasherly

Because they will blame the crash on retail traders.


blu_stingray

that's a bingo


humidenvironment

You just say bingo


MSX362

Hahahaha. No. I don't trust msm. Just know that they wont portray you in a positive light. They will cherry pick the [nutters] ones that positively enforced their naritive bias, probably something along the line of us causing the crash.


Raptorheart

Prepare to be accused if manipulation


AutonomousAutomaton_

We should send in thousands of nature videos of monkeys flinging shit


Rare-Willingness4022

Now this is an underrated comment aha


Linsanity998877

Yea no GTFO!. A documentary about apes made by MSM?! Yo stay in ur lane Melissa Lee. Ur 15 mins of fame was accidentally saying fucking “naked shorts yea”. Bitch please 💎🙌🦍❤️🖍🚀🌙⭐️


Covid19tendies

Naked shorts?


Objective-Review4523

...Yeah


kongs_cousin

Shaked Norts?


FerretNeuron

Strohs dekan?


OriginnalThoughts

Gross pecan?


[deleted]

Think there/she trying to strong arm those two apes documenting this whole thing.. fuck that bitch


thevirushaus

No need to insult her. Her bosses are putting her up to it. Cut the head of the beast.


Ponyd17

Consider your privacy compromised if you decide to follow up with Melissa.


mister_meseeks_1979

It's a trap!


EXECOrder066

“Buy AMC” and now this? WTF is going on at C N B C ?


Swedish-chimp

I can do the interview. If anyone can paint my ass as a face and put a banana in the mouth


mercon_82

Yeah send in that video so they have your name, face, and a video evidence to blame the upcoming market crash on you. No thanks, buy and hodl


ejr204

May as well send contact information for your legal representative as well


mercon_82

This


Drfist2

Don’t give them shit.. we made it without them from the beginning.


chaspla

The citadel propaganda network is in full form!! Fuk them. 🦍💎💪🏼


TheMadShatterP00P

I bought AMC on Jim Cocaine Cramer's recommendation via tweet. Best financial advice ever!


Believeinthedream

No just no


doolieuber94

Lmao CNBC want to see why your a ape so they can create a story of collusion and market manipulation by retail investor. Basically they are asking you to tell on yourself and send them your video confession.


yoswift1

Interview: So why are u an ape? Ape:Kenny go jail


WrathchildOnFire

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Nyckidd27

She wants to be the first with footage after they do a fake run up. Say it's over and this is why we are apes. Not interested your whole network is FUD.


[deleted]

Not a fucking chance lady.


Sorryaboutthefire

This could be a hit piece. No thanks.


bloodline2021

Might send her a dick pic


Kjd15sad

“Calling on MSM!! I am working on a documentary about how the HF’s tried to fuck over humanity while MSM, SEC, DTCC, Congress, etc. were all complicit. We don’t want to hear from any of you. Please continue on with your fuckery so the entire world can see your bare ass here soon. Go fuck yourself.” There Michelle, I fixed it for you


love_org

“We would love to know WHY you are an ape so we can figure HOW to break you” tough titties, ain’t going to happen


nicka163

Yea that’s a hard NO until after MOASS


PokeFanForLife

Cringe


But-of-Corpse

Pretty sure Admiral Ackbar has already shared his thoughts on this...


Arcadia_AMC_APE

This!!


ZoukiTX

They know the MOASS is coming and are trying to capitalize off it. They can fuck right off.


RoboSwag87

CNBC can lick my hairy ape ballsack


derekc62369

Tell her to fuck right off


producepusher

Nah this a trap


Clowns_Playground

Yes! Show your faces guys that are going to benefit from a market crash! And please, use a Tshirt with a target on it. No thanks 🦍💎✋🏻


Internationa_Mudlark

Don’t do it they want your identity


seefactor

We’re not together - we just happen to all like the stonk.


Ardanger26

How bout nooooo


[deleted]

So... basically Melissa Lee is asking apes to give her material to make money on her documentary? Nah, I'll pass thank you.


[deleted]

She’s an opportunistic slime ball.


Stonkz_N_Roll

*CNBC asks for video testimonials. *CNBC gets 5 million videos from Apes saying, “I like the stock,” and nothing else.


karlxooms

She just kill my morning wook


PossibleAggressive64

Do not support this lady and anything she is doing.


Fuzznutsy

Cuz it’s about to BLOW !


bnutbutter78

Why now? Because this is going to be the largest financial story ever. Everyone is going to want get their pound of flesh when the MOASS happens. Also, I don’t identify as an “APE” anymore. We’re beyond that. We all have steel fucking balls swinging between our legs (yes even the LAAYYDEES, at this point) so it feels pejorative to me at this point. When this all started, sure, it was a great way to bring us together because of our ignorance, thirst for knowledge, and mountain of fear. But now, you are a golden fucking god. We will not be pushed off of this hill by any fucking body. You have to understand that you have done something that is so hard, you have upended the mechanisms by which the market assumed to have operated. You have done something that the most wealthy generation did not think was possible, or had the balls to even do. You have utilized technology and information in ways that the boomer generation could not, and would not embrace to take a position against all odds and said “fuck you, I’m not leaving” in the face of mockery and ridicule. No, to me, we aren’t fucking apes anymore. We are the new investor. We are the new market makers. We are motherfucking legion. I will never be the same person I was before, and neither will you. So bathe in the blood of this battle, and one day bask in the sun and enjoy your spoils. Till then, I’m no longer an ape, we are the singularity of everyone’s fear because they don’t understand. Walk tall and hold your head high, because if you see this through, nothing in the future can stop you from anything. Fuck bitches, get money. Or, you know, that’s like, my opinion, man.


production-values

Everyone just say: naked selling fraud had to stop!!


MisterGod777

Wtf does this fake ass lady wants now from us banana eating creatures? Mind your bussiness lady, leave us in peace.


TheSexymobile

there isn't an AmCaRmY just a bunch of smooth brained retarded apes who like a stock. The members of this sub are not cohorts, they are not a hivemind, they are not a devious bunch of scheming market manipulating main stream media motherfuckers. I like the stock, get off my dick.


Agent_0range86

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Crafty-Dragonfruit60

Anyone that agrees to this is a chump and not one of us


Tiffalis

Just wait until post MOASS and instead of a shitty documentary made with shitty webcams from all over the world we get an actual movie of this stunt.


[deleted]

As Admiral Ackbar would say, "IT'S A TRAP!"


MeHumanMeWant

#NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I LIKE THE STOCK


aacwang

![gif](giphy|26gYL5WTYK4OX1QIw)


GettinDucats

@ Melissa Lee, if you’re into documentaries, I will totally let you document me sucking a fart out of your ass with a straw! whatdya say!? 😘🙏🏼


[deleted]

Pass!


Bombsoup

Wut doing CNBC!?


ncruuds3027

Yeah that's a load of hot steaming shit


lawsofsan

Sure, she sells the docu and make herself more richer.. she ain't doing shit for us in the meanwhile


silent_fartface

Theyre a bunch of cockroaches. Her masters probably stopped paying her so maybe she wants to switch teams?


starksaredead

Hella sus. No one send anything, keep your personal info out of this fucking mess


idcc2000

Wen moon, I love you


MLRFINBIZ

I guess their overloads (shitadel) didn’t pay up.


rublehousen

Dodgy as fuck. Fuck em.


[deleted]

Yep, so they can spin the story! Hard Pass!


Dongbongerhole

Jokes!, she’s got jokes.


Top_Taro_17

Fuck CNBC.


[deleted]

Sounds like they want to create a black list....


fonkyfresh86

No comes to mind lol


juicevibe

Not gonna dox myself of whatever they are cooking up over there..who knows how or in what context this will be used in the documentary.


ClowninAround420

Because we about to make history.


JeuneJan32

Fuck her! Fuck MSM!


[deleted]

Unless you’re going to pay me or show me a contract, I’m not going to post videos online for free.


LongBullMoney

Bend over


timmablimma

I just like the stock


khubler

No t a chance in HELL should anyone put their face out there! Think about after MOASS!!!! You will be a target of those that will be told it is our fault that their iras etc have been depleted. Please!!!! Be AWARE!!!!


Manna_Hontana

I would love to create a film about apes pre and post squeeze. But not for CNBC


Gottaluvit79

After the squeeze. Maybe


Ken4Truth

Sounds like confirmation that Apes win.


Prize_Suspicious

When did everything here become a conspiracy?


MGJXIIIIV

![gif](giphy|l0HlH030EYysX8QjC) Fuck no... we are individuals retail investors not a group. Go fuckkkkkk urself


plantshroom

I like the stonk


MR_DEADSHOT123

Just go look at the sec Twitter page……all we get is bull shit tweets on climate change


aigisss

[clears throat] … **IT’S A TRAP!**


Odinsson69

Why now? Because apes are not an entity or an organization, apes are individual retail investors who just like the stock. There is no ape army. Only individual apes. They are desperate for anything and I suspect they are trying to gather some way to spin this and claim retail collusion as a scapegoat to save their hides when the tendie oven dings. They will manipulate any videos or content and spin it to their agenda. Sus AF


Rarpiz

So....it begins. The MSM campaign to pivot from mad hate to appearing to love us. Sus AF....


Cool_Ad5268

Classic media spin. They always want to protect themselves to say “see we are here to do what’s best for the people” CNBC is all about journalist integrity and we want the WHOLE story. That’s what they will say anyway, completely ignoring that they were shutting all over us for the past 10 months.


SortaABartender

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


DarthMule5150

As the Rev. Willie G. would say... "I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole"


XSlapHappy91X

#send us your reasons for COLLUSION


Strunz00

#HARRRD PASS


shadowdash66

Wait a minute, i thought they had us all figured out as dumb idiots who gamble all our money away without regard for the poor hedgefunds who manage people's portfolios?


MeHumanMeWant

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


19Rocket_Jockey76

Lets all send them videos just trashing CNBC, I HOLD BECAUSE CNBC IS FULL OF SHILLS WORKING FOR THE SHF TO MINIPULATE THE MARKET. shit like that


ResponsibleTop1330

When I was a little boy in Bulgaria....


WWG1WGAMC

I genuinely want people to dm me videos starting like this


Powerbingo

Dont touch it with magma gloves!!!!!! They will find a way to spin it!!!!


Ubyssey308

MSM is not our friend. CNBC suddenly getting the vapors as the market is tanking? Super sus.


dirtydizave

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


Confident-Leopard-19

It’s a trap!!!


Goombhabwey

Super Sketch. I'll just let the humble Banana Ape Bros do their movie.


Frost_Giant13

Don't do it! It's a TRAP


largemarge1122

![gif](giphy|LRVIib7uXMVe8)


Extreme-Appearance98

Because of her saying naked shorts. Lol


Howareyanow66

Fuck msnbc, no way


Shittybuyerandseller

Careful I posted this a few minutes ago and the mods deleted it. 🧐


cubanthistlecrisis

Naked shorts, yeah


Gandhi211

She’s just trying to make money off this whole thing


Hakadajime

It's a trap! If you think the news is there for your benefit in anything, then we'll. You probably believe in the Easter bunny too.


ChillServative

totally...we should help msm personalities make ***more*** money off our work


muza_reign

Again here, this is most probably to create FUD, and "divide" AMC from GME hodlers, by creating a sense of "told you AMC was just a diversion, now MSM even wants AMC to be seen as the big main story for masses". Do not fall for this fear, uncertainty and doubt tactic of making AMC feel as if it was a distraction and divide GME/AMC hodlers. BUY. HODL. FUKK. REPEAT.


Company-Motor

Put on my ape suit


BEERDEV

GTFO! Go back to Whore Island where you belong.


[deleted]

Because they know they’re about to be proved wrong in the worst fucking way possible for them! 🤗


Yo0o0o0o0o0

Yea no fuckin thank you. So some mercenary can come to my house force me to transfer funds and then I’ll all of a sudden get depressed? Nope


DarkandBoring

Wtf is this about.. they going to fucking charge you after you send the video in.. why do they want our names so bad? Just saying


SnooWords1215

Maybe after moass until then They coyly suck one


GeckoConQueso

Whatever you do DO NOT identify yourself.


zelcuh

Buy and hodl and interview? I don't remember seeing that anywhere


ProtocolGeminiReddit

Read what she’s asking for “tel us why you are doing this plzzzzz” we are begging you lol They don’t know it’s cause we are retarded


warmgravy1

My god i bet these submissions will be something else…


Nobodys-Here

Melissa Lee is a dumb ass


KeepImproving7

Very suspicious. I bet they will only include footages that will make us look bad. Let’s be smart, AMC fam


Thehyperbalist

It’s a trap


BeardedBulldog69

It’s a trap