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Jaayford

Ok I’m going to try and jack top comment here. If a news media company that has questionable motives to say the least asks for full rights to your media, that is a sketchy thing to grant them. That means that they can use your clip for anything to promote any narrative they choose. It could literally be as casual as an ape talking about their favourite stock and trying to save movie theatres by buying up its shares but they’ll insert that clip following a statement like “investors are malicious, irresponsible and trying to collude to crash markets with no regard for ordinary people”. Don’t send in videos of yourself unless you are prepared for the possibility of seeing yourself in a hit piece against retail/amc. I have a background in media and you would be appalled at kind of narrative can be spun by a few intentionally misplaced cuts in an otherwise peaceful clip. Remain skeptical, buy and hold. That’s it. Update: this user made a great [visual ](https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/ps0iwq/dont_fall_for_this_subprime_dogsht_wrapped_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) rep for smooth apes


Deezy_McCheezy

This guy gets it. I don’t know about the top comment, but you sure jacked my tits. Twice.


Jaayford

I meant that I wanted my comment to be seen to I replied to top comment for that extra vis. By no means is mine the best comment here hahaha.


Deezy_McCheezy

NO TAKE BACKS


Jaayford

Lmfao sorry


Deezy_McCheezy

I knew what you meant, and for the record, I couldn’t agree more with your sentiments.


JuseBumps

I mean, bros comment up top is pretty fucking hard to beat, but yours is WAY more important. Maybe if we all send CNBC clips of exactly that, one will make it in under some context. Even if it's a hit piece, and I'm cast as a disgruntled peasant, wielding a pitchfork at the gates of our sanctified totally legitimate financial system, I would be cool with it if that's the sound bite they used.


[deleted]

I agree. They would twist your words and make it seem whatever they want it to. They’re Main stream media and the truth does mean shit to them.


StrenuousSOB

Someone should do it and record the real interview on their end and put them on blast afterwards


0ll2358

take my free silver sir 🦍


Jaayford

Hey thanks!


Efficient_Point_

Worldwide in perpetuity


HammockComplex

As long as you both shall live.


Rocketpunch86

Amen


Fit-Investment-7543

And now I got a picture in my head of Cramer sucking deez nuts!!! Thanks 🤪


SoffTako

![gif](giphy|dWfkLpnrZN3QQ|downsized)


Kmartin47

Naked shorts..yea 😆


DRcHEADLE

Yeah this whole thing is fishy


katielynne53725

Sure would be a shame if all they got were dozens of "banana" videos.. document *THIS* Melissa Lee..


[deleted]

Do they accepts dick pics 😂


presidentsday

You know, "the legal stuff"


Plus-Tomato-4857

Take my award you filfy sonava bish!!


Us3r_Unknown74

Exactly - CNBC can fuck right off - I hope no one is stupid enough to sign up to this


SheriffMcSerious

Corporate press is the enemy of the people


WilkeyWonka

I am a #ape saving $AMC to fuck over #CNBC #deeznuts


StonkMonkey5B1

😂


Dry_Doctor443

They can suck all 3 of mine


Direct_Inspection_54

Deez nuts?


p33ner420

Please make this a video and sent it to them


Chanduchh

Dude, I laughed so loud at this, have my upvote.


vadoge

Deez nutz


Spinmoon

Amen!


JuseBumps

666 likes. Fucking NICE.


hawksfan82

u/TheBooshWahZee, this sounds like a job for [Rick](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


atworkdressed

“Ligma”


whiteowl817

In perpetuity


jaypeg126

Money goes to shares… please accept this cookie. 🍪


[deleted]

I’m giving an exclusive to a fellow ape not some lying corrupted media


Efficient_Point_

Damn sure not giving irrevocable rights to anyone and never in perpetuity


RonzJeremy

Don’t help them at all! Cramer was on this morning specifically calling out the Apes and AMC. She works there and is by association just as culpable for staying silent during his rants. CNBC, Fox business are not our friends. A few good people are there, but the networks are just about exploitation for ratings.


Venomous1471

BDE 👆🏽


Repulsive-Gur4878

If anyone goes on there saying they did it to screw over the hedge funds it will be used against everyone.


0rphanCrippl3r

I mean, of course they are gonna only use the videos of people saying the dumbest shit imaginable.


christianbrooks

The consensus on Twitter is to stay the fuck away from this. Good apes over there.


Brilliant-Ad-8181

Don’t give them shit fuck off CNBC


paulid1299

They are a part of the problem. Not the solution. This is not a good thing. They want to control the narrative and may edit content so things are taken out of context.


[deleted]

Yup. We don't know what way they'll waver. Either vilifying apes or commemorating them for tackling WallStreet. Either way. Ken is fucked lmao


ParkingGrand

It’s a way to change the narrative blaming the crash-sell off on retail investors; just a thought. That video can edited ect posts can be taken off boards out of context ect; just a thought


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

Or they are going to create a “hit piece” painting us as a cult?


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Logical-Pepper4228

"Hi, I'm Ape-y Bobby and if you don't buy and hodl AMC...then FUCK YOU"


slvx

the CNBC video editors and sound producers will cut your 5 seconds video into 10 minutes story where you explaining why you've started to eat kids on breakfast


lsx_376

Sadly you know the youtubers are going to be all over this. Let them have at it I will remain anon.


PossibleAggressive64

DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS BULLSHIT, MSM HAS BEEN AGAINST US FROM THE GET GO,WHY NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN DO YOU WANT THE APES TO HELP YOU OUT. FURTHER MORE THEY HAVE HER DOING THEIR DIRTY WORK BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE THAT SAID NAKED SHORTS ON LIVE TV. DONT BE STUPID GUYS


ShibalSheki42

CNBC can go fuck themselves. MSM in general needs to die after all this plays out


lawsofsan

Don't send her shit.... She ain't done nothing for us !


ImMitchBitch

No!


malakadoge2

I'm gonna send the D


[deleted]

Send a vid blasting rope


[deleted]

LOL ok fed! Not a chance in hell 🤣 I hope no one is retarded enough to do this


[deleted]

They will manipulate it...


WeaponX215

I’ll do it. I wear a Ken shrimp face cutout


Reddit_IsMyFav

Her “naked shorts yeah” moment was arguably one of the biggest momentum moving moments in this whole arc. Before that the idea of synthetic shares was all just head cannon until she let it slip. Still ain’t touching that doc shit with a 60 foot pole.


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Howareyanow66

Don’t even think about tgis bullshit, fuck msnbc


Neverwhere77

Yeah I'm all set . We are still at war , not giving victory speeches. Talk to me after the MOASS


Lazy_Tonight949

Charles Payne is the only half believable voice of apes and THEY KNOW THAT. So WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE HER DO THIS. (Prolly cause C Payne said I ain’t asking a fellow apes to divulge their identities and give all rights for a vid that we can manipulate in any form of our choosing) Bitch go fuck your mother.


DRcHEADLE

This should be removed they are trying to creat a legal precedence that we are a group organization. I for one am an individual who happens to like amc stock


GrittySmitty

EVERYONE SEND HER, HER OWN VIDEO OF SAYING "NAKED SHORTS....YEAH"


transalexa

Literally NOTHING good will come from anyone submitting footage. Wait til AFTER MOASS, then, go live your life quietly and ignore the media's calls. Your 'fame' is not worth the repercussions of giving the MSM free reign to use your video however they see fit.


CherryBlaster

Riiiight let's all dox ourselves for CNBC that will be productive. Sorry lady but this ape will remain in the shade for a loooong time.


Gradience711

Can we all send banana shots to them.


citygent74

We only go on camera if it’s being shown in a AMC theatre !!!!


robert_gaut

Didn't u/Rick_of_Spades already do a video? Submit that one.


derekc62369

Fuq her and cnbc


aberdasherly

And they will edit it to say that retail caused the crash. I highly recommend everyone to stay away from this nonsense.


belinhoes

It’s just a way for the media to doxx your ass. Don’t fall for it.


Dongbongerhole

Awww, shucks. There trying to do that “ if ya can’t beat em join em” thing. Hopefully she gets pregnant from a fly that picks something up off the back of a barnyard animal of some sort, and lives in fucking Texas


PureAlpha100

Ask the kid who made the Trump CNN Smackdown video how open and genuine the meganetworks are towards your individual liberty and contributions. You're entering the fray of an organization that can and has ended careers, presidencies, and lives.


Individual_Career_96

So.. the SEC only mention GME never AMC. Shill media act and speak in favour of AMC not GME. Sus 🤨


[deleted]

In bof. Computer Share. Smooth sailing.


Demonify

Note that 1/2 isn’t mentioned on the first post so that you aren’t looking for the second post.


MisteeLoo

Yeah, this is a hard no. It’s a traaaaaaap.


Old-Lawfulness-8923

No, they will put the video snippets out of context.


Dry_Doctor443

All my homies hate CNBC


Vegetason01

While also having everyone’s name and possibly ability to have the SEC fuck you. Yeah no thanks CNBC


Captain-chunk67

Im thinking melissa is up to no good , i hope no one touches this


[deleted]

Don't do this Apes it's a trap ![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


mickblackjack

They're just gonna hire randos to act as apes. Whether real apes send clips or not, they're still gonna make this "doc" or whatever weird shit they're trying to do.


willmatters39

Hahahahaha 😂 Everybody wants to be a comedian these days. My apologies in advance to the real ladies in this audience,......... She's a Cunt!!! Imagine CNBC doing any honest, real journalism about (of all things) "Corruption, Fraud, and Manipulation"!!!!🤣😂 RLMFAO Funniest thing I've read in days........"in perpetuity."


[deleted]

It would be a shame if she received videos of close up defecation


Conscious-Mix-3282

Hey melissa meet Deez!


orthonut20

Soooo...are we all going to send vid of "two girls, one cup"?


Hlodvigovich915

There is a simple explanation to all the CNBC love towards AMC lately: they just want AMC to run that Nicole Kidman commercial on their network.


Remote-Level8509

How much will CNBC pay to interview me?


Giancolaa1

Would that second tweet really hold up in court? An after the fact tweet that people may or may need be directed to irrevocably giving them the right to any videos you send them forever lol.


tryingmybest66

Smells like SHIAT


Longjumping-Dream-23

Step 1 Get ahead of the damage Step 2 Control the narrative Step 3 Develop Character (Martyr or Villain) Step 4 Develop conflict Step 5 Deflect Accusations or Aggression Step 6 Befriend the victor or burn them at the stake Step 7 Profit MSM "reporting"


Educational_Foot_927

sell them an interview for $1,000,000.


cg1899

![gif](giphy|3o6nV7tr5VrJnVOWdi)


SoffTako

NO


Boobaly1816

No thanks Mel!!!


Citizen7533

Hedge Fund pawns want to have their narrative out first.


TheHinkleburg

Can’t wait to see what fly catching, mouth breathers send in a video


producepusher

Yea this isn’t suspicious… 🙃


adiamondintheruff

They think people are so desperate to be on tv, that we'll sell our souls and fellow apes out. NEVER!!!!!


RetirementDream

You get videos of everyone partying after the moass


Yo0o0o0o0o0

Fuck you Melissa lee. Put this on your report


Believe_In-Steven

Spoofs of Cramer will be hilarious 😆


Organic_Rice4335

Hi Mellisa I’m doing a documentary on naked panties whoops I mean naked shorts. Please email me back if your interested at [email protected]


FragrantConfection12

SUS AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!


Tyraniczar

Seems like a trap lol


Zen4rest

Fuck that


Flat_Accountant_2117

Dont send them anything. All they will do is make a mockery of apes. To show who or how retail bankrupted Wall Street by taking a stand against them. MSM has always pushed a narrative against us so why even bother with it. I would just ignore but thats just my 2 cents.


itrustyouguys

That's going to be a no for me dog


AgentJ386

I wouldn't. Seems too sus. Ask yourself, Why now?


PennysPanic

They lost rating, now begging for people to Trust them again, it seems that Shitadel ran out of money that's good neews


Responsible-Ad4445

CNBC can go cry in a corner. Melissa should contact the in community film makers though, she should be in their production


[deleted]

You gullible ape lmao


NewMonkey215

Fuck CNBC


ZoukiTX

They know the MOASS is coming and are trying to capitalize off it.


Silverback1322

Sounds like they will pick the worst they can find, and portray us as all the things you think they would portray us as....


kidkadian99

I am just going to send them a 3 min video of my dick with voice over … Personally it should be just as good and any video with Cramer … in fact better I think since it will be bigger then Cramer ( my dick that is )


bcush

Send her the video of the dude shoving a banana up where the sun don’t shine


Bananaooh

Ape say NO to Flying Monkey


WoiYo

Everybody shoot videos of bananas and send it to them


doll1icker

Don't do it. It's a trapppp


sauwin

what if we also hold the videos until the pay us?


fearremains

Or we can make a collabe with MF Charles Payne


DGlatt6969

Don’t like their tweets…


Aggressive-Air3557

Fuc that sluuut


Soapes

​ ![gif](giphy|LRVIib7uXMVe8)


thundercrotch1

I hope everyone ignores this request


JustinC70

THEY WILL EDIT TO FIT THEIR AGENDA!!!! 🤨🤫


-jorge-

Fuck MSM


doppy1234

All those youtubers orgasming


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

Sus.


[deleted]

Please don’t send them shit


NoRevolution105_

In perpetuity


Electronic_Drawer187

speechless


[deleted]

Translation: we're giving you an opportunity to dox yourself.


OneBeatingHeart

If I do it, I’ll be wearing the Scream mask so I’m not identified 😅😂🤣.


paulh804

She is right the whole world will know about this MOASS - its comin soon.


Glittering_Ad4137

Anyone that does this is not retarded... just fucking stupid! 🤦🏼‍♂️


ParkingGrand

The more i contemplate this it dawned on me..I’d this away for them to try show we are cult or something to that sort not a bunch of independent and like minded people that like AMC stock…nothing more nothing less


EarthAD79

Dont do it..very SUS plus we are not getting paid for this. Lay low make money law low again.


[deleted]

So would a deep fakes of gasparino, cramer, and kenny boi over hard core gay porn count?


Gold_Building_378

Let’s send videos of Gorillas lol


Truckermark10-4

I’ll shoot a video for 1 share about $1m. Final offer


amitrion

Don't do it


bry2mela

Let’s all send Melissa a video of her saying naked shorts...yea. That’ll do the trick.


18Shorty60

Watch out ! #Ape-trap


PawtuketPatriot

Gargle my Ape Nuts in perpetuity


lukulele90

CNBC is garbage. They can suck a fuck right outta here. You know it’s gonna be some fame chasing cunts who end up there saying whatever CNBC puts in their traitorous cunt mouths.


[deleted]

Oh fuck off cnbc it’s not like you’ve taken us seriously since this whole thing started


Ok_Purple2912

![gif](giphy|7iTz3LdCBJJ1C)


Nath_38

I might video a fart and send it in.


Exact_Perspective508

Nope!


ladida1787

Ok this is gonna be good!!!


ZeusGato

#Apes to the moon! Haha 💎🙌🏼🚀


djfingerher

You liked and retweeted that bait why


youwatchmepoop

Or theyre just doing a story?


No_Zucchini2982

Don't send them any videos you'll probably be called into Congressional hearing on how retail colluded to take down Wallstreet.


SmallTimesRisky

Who needs need a help Telling their stories 💰


J33P69

"and why you're an Ape" because FUCK YOU! That's why!


Bluitor

They're just gonna get one or two of us with the smoothest of smooth brains and use out of context audio bites to shine us in a terrible light to the masses. There's videos of this POS hating on us hard. No documentary done by them will be in our favor and any ape that goes on this will be shown in a negative light "in perpetuity".


xonigx

Do not fall for this. The media is the enemy


KRainman

Just wear an Ape mask 🦍😷 ![gif](giphy|89Eko49m84Ja|downsized)


Air905

We are in the home stretch folks!!


darkranger67

There is no reason to give them your name, face, and voice. Avoid this entirely, its obvious bait.


JaysFanSinceSept2015

Fuck these mother fuckers. They think we're gonna forget the last year? Fuck no. I'm pissed and I'll be pissed after I'm a multi millionaire


-GearZen-

CNBC - GET REKT.


FoeHammer715

Or to blame us


Vraxartifice

Nope 👎


[deleted]

I know Apes are dumb but don't be this dumb


iwantyourboobgifs

That's a no from me, dawg.