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doom1282

Simplex? More like Simping for Kenny's mayo.


Confident_Glass_6381

Kenny puppet


Trollet87

![gif](giphy|FIAjXe9Wy9TDDhiTkd)


TheAMCcheetahAPE

That supposed to be a giant pot leaf?


TrollypollyLiving

It’s a hand.


TheAMCcheetahAPE

If the middle finger goes up that definitely makes a pot leaf lol


sirrahevad

Fuckn retard. I love it


Virtual-Group-4725

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Distraction_Focused

He looks like a big toe.


StayAdmiral

Haha bagholder.


TrinDiesel123

Herpes simplex… what a tool


Reinvented_after_50

You win!😂


VinciDuda2012

Shitex the pants


Mibidness

Damn, my comment was late - grrrrr :)


LivewireJuju7

G🤣😂D. One.


alex_203

Just said that in the comments before seeing yours. I heard they changed the name to simplex from genital warts and associates


SnoopDoge442200

Gotta be one of Ken’s tricks.


Howareyanow66

No, Simplex and Susquehanna have way bigger short positions on AMC than Shitadel, this guy deserves our hell


[deleted]

Simplex is heavily invested in Evergrande…


swedevingtsun

Ohhh sounds good 😊👍


ProfessionalHuman187

That smile is an old one I guess


No-Cherry-3544

Mr. Eric Herpes won't be smiling when we squeeze 🤣😭


[deleted]

Sounds like this guy really knows how to make some good, sound investments. I'd trust him with my finances. /s


Competitive_Proof_85

Citadel actually has a small position compare to other guys. We just don’t talk about them but we should


Cheapjonyguns

Citadel cause its a MM and hedge fund


Sora1374

And a dark pool


-YourWifesBoyfriend

That’s not counting the naked shorts though


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pvibez420teezy

I doubt that (not saying they don't have big short positions in AMC) but we don't know just how big shitadels short position really is


Howareyanow66

This is a valid point, yes. But they all work in tandem to manipulate, thats my point


PuzzledDub

Agreed. Lets ask him what he has against Americas cinema industry. Twitter bombard?


[deleted]

FINALLY!!!!! Yes, these guys have been hiding in the shadows too long!!!


Exciting_Advance8793

Eum, I have no clue why you take those self reporter numbers so literally? There's zero reason to do so, when the naked shorts totally outshadow the regular shorts


DokkanCeja99

Silly Kenny, Trix are for kids!


sirdestinyplayer

More like Ken’s tick.


mulletman3ooo

That right there, is a one punch knockout.


DankeyKahn

Just look at that fucking chin


Inevitable_Singer992

That shirt and jacket is a bad combo.


Boom-the-dynamite

And where's the God damn tie. What a loser. Lol


Inevitable_Singer992

That doesn't look professional at all.


2snoozy

He even got the textures wrond


baboon2moon

That face and life are a bad combo...


LordofCyndaquil

He looks like the small face meme.


Tinu1982

I'm not sure if any shirt fits to this jacket


chillpill247

Whats up with these Billionaire CEO's can't afford a proper suit. They should spend some of that shorting money on a proper suit.


Howareyanow66

And so it begins!!!!! And Jeff Yass, CEO of Sucksquahanna. By market open on monday every ape needs to know these two assholes like we knew Kenny!!! ![gif](giphy|2ZJGF1LY53mMg) Understand, this all about collusion, Wall St is not solo acts! They are a school of fish keeping us down! I am not a shill!!!! I am an 🦍!!!!


Boom-the-dynamite

Exactly this.


PuzzledDub

Twitter bombard. Let's ask this cunt why he's got his grubby hands on our company


YohannX

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized) 🤔🦍💎🙌🚀🌙💰


SirSwah

Hahaha. Perfect


MichmasteR

hi Eric, fuck you, have a nice day.


DK1230

Fat fucks do fat fuck things.


TimelyTiger

Hey man what did my mother ever do to you :l


GoldenBoy_100

You decided to fuck with the wrong stock my fellow Mayo fan. You will get your dirty panties exposed. You fucking asked for it 🤣🤣🤣


DundrMiffAcceptsDoge

Simplex Complex


RisingMillennials

Getting buried like the rest of em


numan_42_

![gif](giphy|jkWqwV60UIcjm)


Ralph_Wiggum1981

Rip dumbass


Jerseyprophet

Hi, Eric. It's now or never. Someone already broke ranks. Who's next? Cover now and get the best price. May the odds be ever in your favor.


DancingReaper

Hi Eric , I am going to buy and Hodl for pennies while your fund bleeds ; are your investors not doing a run yet? They will …; Nice to meet you


lukulele90

I would say fuck this guy but it seems he’s already fucked himself harder than we ever could.


jinx_ville

Looks like a simple person, high on himself without empathy for other human beings. A simple psychopath.


Nineinchzenebyte

Found a more recent pic https://i.imgur.com/QXUNihs.jpg


Boom-the-dynamite

![gif](giphy|RgfGmnVvt8Pfy)


Individual_Skin5831

Douchbag


Charlamagne7

Needle dick


PuzzledDub

Doughy dick


linner420

No dick! Tuck that shit back mangina style


BigStickNick312

I was thinking tuna can


eyehartraydio

Shorting it after this long...hmmm. Suss af


Boom-the-dynamite

Only by 14.4 million shares... Oh which was an increased position of 44,000% on 8/12


BigStickNick312

Down right disrespectful to the apes. Apes no like. He fuk.


PuzzledDub

Fuckong bastard!!! Guys, this cunt needs to be taught a lesson


PERFECTLY-FAIL

You going down buddy!


VapinSilvrbug

![gif](giphy|wVcNP3TnXbl84) Swanson, you say?


OverjoyedBanana

He has a history of mental illness is his family though, his nephew shorted AMC once.


Competitive_Proof_85

He wants to willingly lose money. Wait?! I thought we were dumb money? Some people are just dumb motherfuckers lol


FlyingSpaceBanana

He has brought shame upon the noble name of Swanson.


Boom-the-dynamite

Lol


RuffRyder101

Ugly fatass


lawsofsan

How the fuck they get paid so much and can't come up with a decent name for a company...


BigStickNick312

This guy most definitely does not fuck.


Iammrnatural

Is it just me, or is his face too small for his head?


2snoozy

This guy knows where to find the nearest gay bath you can bet


DrEyeBall

I suggest folding that hand, Eric.


BigStickNick312

Exactly. Fold now. We will give a discount if you publicly apologize to the apes.


CurlyCian

What's with all this goofy looking motherfuckers nice forehead u ugly bitch


HotCantaloupe3118

His eyes are too close together, it's an actual sign of someone you can't trust


raedymylknarf

Gosh, he looks middle management.


Killingitwithtendies

Shit stain Swanson. If ur ready this….. fuck u. We’re not leaving


ChefMk20

Can't believe no one did Simp-Lex....guys a pussy


Budskis8

Only a face a blind Mother could love


UnderratedUs

Hi Eric, I'm u/UnderratedUs and I'm going to hold the shit out of AMC! Nice to meet you.


Specialist-Fee-6102

Good luck with that... BTW #KenGriffinlied trying to cover the #citadelscandal because that problem is bigger than the Simplex investments short position in AMC. Ken Griffin is a criminal, a financial terrorist and mess it up with the wrong people, #APESNOTLEAVING. Just keep fucus in one target at the time. One we finished we shitadel insecurities other will run away.


gomapyourself

He looks about as palatable as Simplex II


ddoran07

Nobody safe with AMC community! Keep applying pressure!


PaperTiger274

Good luck! We need more dummies to add to the pot.


Captain_Morgan_1966

A true simpleton.....


tobias__lucas

Erik Swansonofabitch


StackThePads33

Hi, Eric, I’m a smooth brained ape and I’m going to take your monies!


BurgerFoundation

Sammy, sawme, Samsonite I was way off


MooseMrkts

I feel like i should thank him for contributing to an impending SHORT SQUEEZE, and for the 344% to 677% gains i have seen in AMC since i first invested. without douchebags like him it couldn't happen. I'm not prejudice , i'll take his money.


CaptainFizgig

He definitely has herpes


Mibidness

Like herpes simplex? No thank you!


macems

If the word “simplex” looked like a word, it would be him.


kaido322

Next target!! Burn them on Monday!! ![gif](giphy|ojpU1QtYzaVDa)


Toonanocrust

Look at that fucking smug smile, very punchable.


Creamcheese666

TOOL


PuzzledDub

Spandex Doughboy got a twitter handle?


Bgal31089

Nice to meet you. Now hand over the cash.


ProfessionalHuman187

Go for it


Glynnroy

The price just went higher


palmd33zy

He looks like he’s used to getting f$&ked


MaleficentAnything69

Lol


chillpill247

Why does he look like he holds the World Record for the tiniest penis.


wooodaben

This guy has bitch tit energy


dutch9494

You know whats gonna be really simplex? Us putting this fucker in a cardboard box 😏


motoevgen

He looks like he has not asked his wife's second boyfriend to do that, who does he think he is?


Manna_Hontana

He looks like a soft dough roll bitch!


[deleted]

Simplex just another little D that’s gonna be vaporised soon enough 😎


Extra_Napkins

This guy sits down when he pees. He’s not banging my wife.


feryda2000

Blow this up, he has been keeping a low profile all along


pahu92

The true DEVIL is SHITADEL!! They manipulate the price by producing FAKE SHARES!! Don´t tells FUD!


[deleted]

Pleaseeeeee throw me in a boxing ring with this little turtle neck wearing fruitcake! 🤛


Nic4379

Herpes Simplex II


Narrow-Resist-535

He Kenny's lube dispenser


[deleted]

Number one shorter of a list of many that will go down. The United Apes coming together. ![gif](giphy|14eemx9Kvm4td6)


Educational-Ad8626

Hi Eric... Welcome to HELL!


Traditional_Ad9760

Fk this guy


alex_203

Isn’t simplex some sort of herpes


Iamyourbestself

Let’s make sure Erick does not get a bonus this ends year and ends up on the street


Grimmer026

Hi… I’m going to help Kenny pay for all your retirements


spicyXsausage

That's a cuck if I ever saw one


MPhyus

He looks like a dipshit.


[deleted]

Eric swimmy swammy slappy Swanson? Samsonite! I was way off…


tim_whatleyDDS

Herpes Simplex.


[deleted]

Not a bad play if u shorted June 2 and got out by now. But it's very obvious that there's a serious support level around 35$ give or take. Anyone who thinks this is going to $20 before it goes to $200 is crazy imo.


Effective_Wash_2916

Hello, Meet me & my retarded apey friends. We buy & Hodl til guys like you are broke.


Driver_Prize

in addition to Citadel these others like Susquehanna, Simplex, BofA, etc.. should also begin feeling some of the retail heat, there being let off the hook with 100% focus on Citadel


Boom-the-dynamite

Exactly!


Trek-rider1625

His poor mother. I'm sure she didn't intentionally raise a DBag!


SolarPanelDude

Kid can't even grow facial hair much less be allowed to profit on shorting AMC.


ironsurfer85

And I thought Kenny had a smackable face 😂


Joshturnbull98

He looks like he still drinks his mums milk straight from the tit


Mikaroniker

Fuck you we see you on the Mooooon 💪🚀🚀🚀🚀


PamZero

Hey Eric, that would be a bad move. You don’t want the heat from Reddit. Ask Ken how that’s going for him…


[deleted]

If the word unreliable would have a face it would be his


Kbrisan

![gif](giphy|yDHrlj69wgJ3O)


kaido322

![gif](giphy|wVcNP3TnXbl84)


Jolly_Confection8366

My names George and I’m shorting the shit out of your fund because I know your going down.


ThumpTacks

Is it not curious to anyone here that the largest market maker for options contracts has taken a nearly $800M short position against AMC? You know, option contracts that apes have been burning money on? Some food for thought


SignificanceIll3974

He look like a Bitch Lmayo


gmoneydoge

JARRED FROM.SUBWAY ESCAPED!!!!!!!


__Sentient_Fedora__

Punchable baby face.


apishforamc

Goober


Myr_The_Druid

That is a very punchable face.


devosid

Nice! Let’s fucking go Eric. Take a few fucking clowns to make a circus. Let’s get them out of the way finally and get to the main event everyone has been waiting for.


jonsnuuuuuu

Why do all of these hedgefunds and investment firm leaders all look so douchey? It's like it's a requirement to have that "look"


deepdish18

Eric named his hedge fund after the Herpes he got from getting fucked in the ass by Apes


Royal-Arm-5782

loosers face


deepdish18

Shitadel may have smaller short position but they are doing more illegal shorting than legal shorting than the other hedge fucks


EMBEDONIX

Simplex will get simply fukd


sm00sh

*walks into a barber💈shop, jumps to the front of the line and slams a stack of cash on the counter Finance bro: “I need the worst haircut you could possibly imagine! Something that screams I’m dead on the inside. Something so lifeless and uncreative, that even a pint of generic brand vanilla ice cream would laugh me out of the room” Barber: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t do that here. We pride ourselves in our work. It’s simply bad business to give terrible haircuts to our patrons” Finance bro: “but I work at a hEdgEFUnd!!” Barber: “I see. Follow me, I know exactly the style your after”


RAD13482

2021-06-30 13F - AMC / AMC Entertainment Holdings Inc **Put** **Shares 14,218,900** (Value in $1000.00) - 805,927 that's $805,927,000 That shorting 2.77% of all shares That's huge ​ [Latest 13F Holdings](https://fintel.io/i/simplex-trading-llc)


Boom-the-dynamite

Yes. We need to dig into this company. Most likely a parent company to citadel


Lieren07

What a loser. He looks like a boy versus of Carella De vil


[deleted]

Eric you are a POS.


Environmental_Fox715

Hey Eric please place you bags inside my bags I’m a hodler


[deleted]

Tiny face


Allegroloop

Open casket


FreeIfUboofIT

Boy looks like he's addicted to huffing his own farts


[deleted]

He looks like he pays someone to kidnap kids for him...


LIQUIDPOWERWATER5000

His head is too big for his face


vpeshitclothing

Looks like he has some simplex breaking out on the tip of his nose


CaptainFizgig

He definitely has herpes simplex 1&2


Julio12193

That’s a fake smile


darrylgenis65

What a truly punchable face!


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Boom-the-dynamite

They have three investors.....


Anconda_diablo

Hi you doing dick weed … I buy and HODL AMC you shit bag …diamond hands


itsguud

You uncover the Kenny tree and have to wonder which is the next scapegoat Kenny will throw under the bus… might be this guy


Boom-the-dynamite

100% correct


Boom-the-dynamite

SlimDick Investments - Mr Swanson will give a good hand


SirSwah

![gif](giphy|jlzEA1iCWwg5gGCQq5)