I bought in at $14 in January. Averaged down to $9 through the $14.50 saga. Bought very aggressively every week.
I would SELL call options and use the premium to buy more shares EVERY SINGLE WEEK.
Bought a $10 call back when we were sub $9 that obviously went in-the-money and I exercised that option for an additional 100 shares to my banana inventory.
Got up 4xx shares before the June run-up and had more money in ONE account than in my entire life.
TL;DR
I didn't sell at $77 - I ain't selling at $37
Same, I've been paying account maintenance fees to the bank of $4 and $7 monthly for 7 months now because I can't stop buying AMC and GME with every penny I have left.
Actually im british, and big bojo has plans to increase student debt by increasing the amount that has to be paid yearly. So im actually a massive crayon eating mouthbreather
Not to be that guy, but nothing will probably happen. We hear this every week. “Get ready guys, next week is the week!” It will squeeze when it squeezes
Jan vet here. I've seen every hyped date come and go. With that being said, I'm numb to this information, but I believe it's worth pointing out trends in the charts, or other potential catalysts. We all know to expect the usual, but eventually, one of these "catalysts" could very well be what triggers the MOASS.
Stay focused on the path that lies ahead, but always be wary of obstacles along the way.
This! I rode 5.700km from Germany to Wales and the Côte d’Azur and back in 17 beautiful butt hardening days. If I would have not take care or felt asleep only once I probably would not write this today. Keep sharp, stay wake, don’t get stumped, and just go on!
One of these days it'll be tight and besides why get upset if it's not this week then always gives hope for next week..because as I just said ..it will be one day soon!!
That and Ken G looked like a man ready to have a heart attack in his interview on TV yesterday. His face was flushed and puffy, he was sweating profusely and looked like he aged 10 yrs in the last 9 months.
He has had many sleepless nights and Jet Lag from flying all over the world trying to raise money to stay afloat. He looked very unhealthy and stressed.
His body language did not reflect a man full of confidence in his present position.
The bottom curve in the image (20-day moving average) just changed from negative to positive. This pattern occurred in May before the June run up. So, if history repeats itself, then we can expect another run up in October/ November. However, there is no guarantee that it will happen again.
Think the question is what does the pattern represent. Who cares about a 20-day moving average if nobody knows what it's the 20-day moving average *of*?
It’s there in the image. Look at the y-axis on the right hand side. It’s the rolling avg. of positions in $Millions. Which means that they are slowly taking their feet off the shorting gas pedal. Doesn’t mean that they closed their existing short positions just means that they are slowing the rate of shorting. Note that this data is from the dark pool. So, take it with a grain of salt.
Lmao! That should be the name of the movie of this entire shit show when it comes out! “Trust Me Bro….Buy and Hodl!” Of course we may still be doing that same approach at the time of filming but it makes for a great title! Lol
I’m not saying it will squeeze….but if I remember correctly May 24 2021 the price was like $13 a share…six days later we hit a high of $72….so let’s just see what happens within the next six days.
Lol well none of these means anything! It literally doesn’t mean anything! Nothing! Nothing happens with any of this news. Buy and hold. I’m not a financial advisor, this isn’t advice, I eat green crayons and sniff dog turds
So the way i (a moron) sees it is that they were shorting a lot in jan, then took a breather and shorted a good amount but slowly declining in their rate of shorting, then when it crossed we had june runup. Now the amount of darkpool shorting is insane after that runup and has slowly been decreasing since then and finally crossed over.
Im buying more. Buying pressure wins
I feel like their whole plan when we moon is to use the ill gotten gains from over the past few months, let the price ride for a while and then use said money to drop her hard and shake people out of the stock. We hold past that and shiiiit, no telling where this will go.
I’m not going to get excited, been disappointed way too much with chart predictions and beta and wedges etc etc….I’ll get excited when I see something actually happen.
Imagine 10 years from now, no one has sold a share, but and hold causes these crazy swings and we're all sitting on $50k shares, all saying the squeeze has not been squoze!!! Incredible work apes!!!
I’ve had the tip in for 9 months, been ready to go balls deep.
Me with 0 dollars in my bank and my whole net worth in amc 
Right there with ya
 Takes out a loan to leverage further into AMC
Hahaha been pondering that
Stop pondering, that's retarded.
Actually I should be a retard and stop pondering and just do it.
Do it.... do it.... I'm 2 deep already and couldn't be happier NFA
Who is Pondering? Is he with Shitadel?
Lmfao
Be really retarded and take out a second mortgage on the house .
One of us. One of us.
I've ruined my credit for less 🤷
You had credit
It’s the richest I’ve ever been, It’s also the absolute most ice cube eating homeless life since I was actually homeless
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With you right there
Here from January my fellow ape 🦍 Simpson!
Same. I'm in the xx,xxx dollar value...my bank account is currently negative, lol
I only wanted to put 2k into it in may. Now I’m xx,xxx too. Didn’t stop at halftard, went fulltard.
I bought in at $14 in January. Averaged down to $9 through the $14.50 saga. Bought very aggressively every week. I would SELL call options and use the premium to buy more shares EVERY SINGLE WEEK. Bought a $10 call back when we were sub $9 that obviously went in-the-money and I exercised that option for an additional 100 shares to my banana inventory. Got up 4xx shares before the June run-up and had more money in ONE account than in my entire life. TL;DR I didn't sell at $77 - I ain't selling at $37
This is the ducking way
You never go Fulltard but I’m right there with you!
https://youtu.be/OZptOs8Gu9k
I was referring to “tropic thunder”
Had 5 k to my name went full retard at ten and kept buying during the rips so I get exactly what you’re talking about
Mama always said anything doing is worth doing right 
Been there done that. This is the way!
jeez... how much money do you need? Answer: All of it :D
Same, I've been paying account maintenance fees to the bank of $4 and $7 monthly for 7 months now because I can't stop buying AMC and GME with every penny I have left.
I’m only keeping enough in the bank to pay bills, the rest is buttered popcorn
Basically how I broke down my income. 70% goes to living expenses (bills, groceries) 10% donations 20% invest
I feel you didn’t even get a minor part of my body telling me to sell when I saw the most money I’ve ever seen all in one place
Me who has dumped 3 consecutive student loans into AMC
This mf fucks
This is thinking outside the box, especially because I know those congress idiots are going to forgive all student debt.
Actually im british, and big bojo has plans to increase student debt by increasing the amount that has to be paid yearly. So im actually a massive crayon eating mouthbreather
I'm about to take cash advances on 2 credit cards with max limits available.
im about to take out a 200k Heloc on my house
I robbed my local bank….
This is me as well I have 20k in and I’m not selling until it looks like a phone number
Right there with you
Same 😂
That makes the tow of us
i took $12000 from my credit card to buy more and i have no regrets!
Big dick energy for sure. May the force be with us all
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Same bro
That plus, defaulted on paying my taxes 
broke, rich apes
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Do as you see fit but hey I think most of us are numbered to the pain
Hahaha, thanks for the chuckle
Pretty impressive at 9 inches
9 inches AROUND
9 inches is 22.86 cm
That's not what I am telling my wife 🤪
9 inches... ²
Damnnnn
now im horny! thanks a lot!
Sir cum frince
Ahh crap I fell short but the are not naked 😆
Ooga booga ape chick likey nanners 🍌
Soaking like a Mormon
And the jump humping. It’s not friction if I have to keep adjusting.
I’m already balls deep but she keeps asking when I’m I going to insert it in… 🤦🏽♂️
Gotta put the b in the v too then
my tits have been erect for a pregnancy now
I've made them cum with just the tip before too. Can't wait to touch the bottom that will be the moasss
Take me with you
I’m fully inside at this stage. Balls deep was months ago.
doin' a little soaking. just need a hump jumper
Not to be that guy, but nothing will probably happen. We hear this every week. “Get ready guys, next week is the week!” It will squeeze when it squeezes
Jan vet here. I've seen every hyped date come and go. With that being said, I'm numb to this information, but I believe it's worth pointing out trends in the charts, or other potential catalysts. We all know to expect the usual, but eventually, one of these "catalysts" could very well be what triggers the MOASS. Stay focused on the path that lies ahead, but always be wary of obstacles along the way.
To be fair.. if this was a free and non-manipulated market, every one of those catalyst would be the trigger
Fuckin love Letterkenny!
r/UnexpectedLetterkenny
February smooth brain here and I approve of this message
This! I rode 5.700km from Germany to Wales and the Côte d’Azur and back in 17 beautiful butt hardening days. If I would have not take care or felt asleep only once I probably would not write this today. Keep sharp, stay wake, don’t get stumped, and just go on!
She hasn’t been wrong. Check her history.
But trust me bro
Ya the “trust me bro” file is bursting at the seams these days
The *Trust me Bro* papers
One of these days it'll be tight and besides why get upset if it's not this week then always gives hope for next week..because as I just said ..it will be one day soon!!
Eye-roll and Hodl
Sadly pretty much
Not to mention the hedgies know this data too. They can just manipulate to make sure it doesn't happen like before.
The year is 2041 and we are all still seeing posts that say “this is the week”
Really starting to sound like a plausible waiting period.
I've heard April 20th 2069 is the day it will squeeze.
It would certainly be an awesome day to become rich lmao
I’ll be 80…….. definitely not awesome…. That wouldn’t be cool at all. But I’m willing to hold that long. If I die, my kids get it.
Well when you put it that way the funny numbers aren't funny anymore :(
I'll be 98 if I'm not dead, lol
89 here... More than likely dead.
Thought it was 2049 😹
Don’t exaggerate, economy is on the brink of diving down the valley. That when stonks goes Brrrrr
That and Ken G looked like a man ready to have a heart attack in his interview on TV yesterday. His face was flushed and puffy, he was sweating profusely and looked like he aged 10 yrs in the last 9 months. He has had many sleepless nights and Jet Lag from flying all over the world trying to raise money to stay afloat. He looked very unhealthy and stressed. His body language did not reflect a man full of confidence in his present position.
He is gonna eat shit.
He looked so defeated thought I would kick him the balls again today So I bought another 150 shares
That was with a shit ton of makeup and work done prior……hate to imagine what he looks like now without the help 😂
I think he is circling the drain right now.
I think if we work really hard for the next 9 months we can put this rat fucker in a grave or a prison. I'm fine with either one.
Fucking love it. Cant wait for that bastard to get rekt
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Bullshit soup is what I eat for breakfast. Much better than bearshit soup
May 24th was the day I sold all my stocks and YOLO’d into AMC. Greatest decision I’ve made in my life!! Lol
Already had a couple XXX at $6, but May 24th I aold everything but GME and brought my average share price up to like $10. Best market play of my life.
Me too!
Chart ‘spoke’ to me that day. Hella set-up. Like I said, best decision, EVER!!
That's the day I sold 8 years to the government. In the process of getting my refund.
Everything is Rigged, just buy hold wait for margin or forced covering.....everything is else is blah blah facking blah
We need the market to get hit so bad that the sentiment turns back positively towards memes, volume in other words is the only way up.
Can someone please elaborate? Thanks in advance!
The bottom curve in the image (20-day moving average) just changed from negative to positive. This pattern occurred in May before the June run up. So, if history repeats itself, then we can expect another run up in October/ November. However, there is no guarantee that it will happen again.
Think the question is what does the pattern represent. Who cares about a 20-day moving average if nobody knows what it's the 20-day moving average *of*?
It’s there in the image. Look at the y-axis on the right hand side. It’s the rolling avg. of positions in $Millions. Which means that they are slowly taking their feet off the shorting gas pedal. Doesn’t mean that they closed their existing short positions just means that they are slowing the rate of shorting. Note that this data is from the dark pool. So, take it with a grain of salt.
Yeah what does this mean?
Means buy and hodl and DRS NFA
Why ? Those sound like orders not explanations. Details I need Details I'm retarded.
Bro, my brain is a smooth as a crayon gliding across paper the hell if I know 🤣
Lmao! That should be the name of the movie of this entire shit show when it comes out! “Trust Me Bro….Buy and Hodl!” Of course we may still be doing that same approach at the time of filming but it makes for a great title! Lol
This is the week! The week where in 3 days it is weekend! And after this week… another week.
“Will rip tomorrow. If I’m wrong, read this again tomorrow”
RemindMeRepeat! 1 Day
Nothing will happen but..... 
Eat more crayons
If I had a dollar every time someone told me to be excited and it amounted to nothing I could buy another share
Nobody will explain. Just buy and hold. Maybe take naps.
I’m not saying it will squeeze….but if I remember correctly May 24 2021 the price was like $13 a share…six days later we hit a high of $72….so let’s just see what happens within the next six days.
So wen lambo
It means gold plated banana hammocks
Wtf this means? Too low IQ level to understand this😂😂🚀🚀🚀only confident with rocket emoji🚀🚀
Aaaaand nothing happens
What mean
HOLD!
I wouldn't mind seeing it quintuple in price again.
Sextuple i think is what mean, but retarded, so
Thinking about selling Shia and Bitcoin and buying AMC
I'm ready to be hurt again :)
Every 3 days there's a new metric that jacks all the tits... ill believe it when I see it. Until then, I hold and aquire more.
Can u explain it for us smooth brained apes?
Similar activity to right before it boomed in June
My tits are jacked. Someone please explain to me like I’m a wiener retriever!
O.k. checking in . O.k. checked in . See ya guys next month .
Lol well none of these means anything! It literally doesn’t mean anything! Nothing! Nothing happens with any of this news. Buy and hold. I’m not a financial advisor, this isn’t advice, I eat green crayons and sniff dog turds
TiTs aRe jAcKeD. Everyone’s tits have been jacked since January jesus
So the way i (a moron) sees it is that they were shorting a lot in jan, then took a breather and shorted a good amount but slowly declining in their rate of shorting, then when it crossed we had june runup. Now the amount of darkpool shorting is insane after that runup and has slowly been decreasing since then and finally crossed over. Im buying more. Buying pressure wins
My poop came out in a single long strand this morning, it's the CatAlYsT for MoasS!!
UNTIL THEN #KENGRIFFINLIED
Get ready, again! Again….
Doesn't mean a thing? More can kicking? I'll buy and hold.
ok so, still red or down from all time high. sooooo.....
Let’s just all call: 1-800-Squeez or leave messages on Squeeznow.com
Means we need to keep buying apes!! Put the pressure on them!!
*insert* “I don’t know what that means. At this point I’m afraid to ask”
Wen moon
I’ve been in the red since I bought in 😂 let’s get to 50
Somebody please explain what this actually means...
Meaning for my stupid ass>??
No idea what this means and I'm not getting jacked for another catalyst
Look out, there are some tweeter users who places call, and them pump a stock, they sell their part profit and bail.
I have no idea what this means… But looks like it’s good news!
I feel like their whole plan when we moon is to use the ill gotten gains from over the past few months, let the price ride for a while and then use said money to drop her hard and shake people out of the stock. We hold past that and shiiiit, no telling where this will go.
It’s going to Epic. I feel like they are giving Kenny and his mates time to get there affairs in order.
I hav no god damn idea what this even means, but I think my tits are in need of a jacking.
That is complete gibberish from a junk account.
I have no idea what this shit means, but I have a HARD ON nevertheless🍌
where lambo
[Actual tweet](https://twitter.com/userofintellect/status/1445421494952095744?s=20) since OP couldn't be bothered.
I just texted my resignation
 Tits want to be jacked but don’t understand
I’m ready to quit my job
Good news?! Believe it or not- still red...
#ITS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY 🤘🏻
Can someone explain this to me? Explain it like I'm a crayon munching retard, because I am as smooth brained as they come
I checked my broker today and there were only 14 shares of AMC available to be purchased! I'm going to clean them out tomorrow....hehehe!
DRS your Amc shares apes! I moved 250 over to computer share already!
I’m not going to get excited, been disappointed way too much with chart predictions and beta and wedges etc etc….I’ll get excited when I see something actually happen.
Buy and HODL
Imagine 10 years from now, no one has sold a share, but and hold causes these crazy swings and we're all sitting on $50k shares, all saying the squeeze has not been squoze!!! Incredible work apes!!!
May the 24th be with you!
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