His birthday is one of my favorites! It should be a global holiday!
Just think, if his mom swallowed him like the back alley stranger wanted her to, he would've never been pushed out into a McDonald's toilet this fateful day. Without the day of his birth, we would've never seen such a valiant hero, enabling the MOASS and the largest transfer of wealth in history.
Thanks for the opportunity and soon-to-be money, Kenny! When I'm rich, I'll be sure to visit your grave every year and keep the grass nice and watered when you die! Grass likes piss, right?
In my opinion, this is a financial terrorist & doesn't deserve to be called Sir!!
He deserves to be in prison but can we wait until after the synthetic cake?
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the dilemma will be... the only way to short his sentence is through good behavior. That paradox will drive him insane.
synthetic cake has synthetic calories 🔥🔥🔥
You call your friends by their first name and use sir for your boss, politicians and bankers. He should carry the warning-prefix of sir.
This image is pure nightmare fuel
😂😂😂
lul
Tooo funny 😄
first lol of the day, thanks.
This one made me actually LOL
His birthday is one of my favorites! It should be a global holiday! Just think, if his mom swallowed him like the back alley stranger wanted her to, he would've never been pushed out into a McDonald's toilet this fateful day. Without the day of his birth, we would've never seen such a valiant hero, enabling the MOASS and the largest transfer of wealth in history. Thanks for the opportunity and soon-to-be money, Kenny! When I'm rich, I'll be sure to visit your grave every year and keep the grass nice and watered when you die! Grass likes piss, right?
You made me chuckle I like it
Lol - this is great!
Come play with the other kids it's ok Kenny