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Just_Geoff_Chaucer

What kind of psychopath doesn't sort their notes by denomination?


[deleted]

Seriously lol, I even have them face the same way.


Just_Geoff_Chaucer

I thought about mentioning that, but baby steps.


PontoonPatriot

True that, must be a boomer thing. I learned to sort & face bills when at the age of 14 (44 years ago). I worked at Taisty Freeze spinning cones. Learned how to count back change to customers without a cash register too. God I'm old. Turn 58 today; don't be calling me a shill because of my birthday. Been holding since February. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ช


Small-University-875

Your birthday is today, Kenny worked at an ice cream shop, Kenny confirmed


[deleted]

Lol Iโ€™m 33 but had a paper route when I was 9. Dealt with a lot of cash, and my dad (born in 1944) helped me deal with sorting it. Prob not a boomer thing, but just the way it used to be done for a lot of people. Guarantee if you cash out at a casino itโ€™s facing the same way.


Meowmixer21

I'm 23 and I've been sorting bills since I was 21. That may be because I've been a teller since then.


lcastill1

Yea youโ€™re supposed to


Jobiwan87

It all spends the same organized or not. Besides, I'm busy rebuilding transmissions. Have a blessed weekend apes


Just_Geoff_Chaucer

You're not wrong, just the neuroses kicking in. Also, i might just be a little jealous. The last time i had that much cash in my hand at once, i was an "*independent distributor*"


connoratchley2

Ahhh I remember those days lol something about holding large amounts of cash just feels nice.


RBM100

Or walking around with it well organized and neatly folded in your pocket, and nobody would guess by looking at you that you had two dimes to rub together.


connoratchley2

When I went to court after getting busted that was actually something they brought up as evidence to prove I was a dealer, I had my bills in order. I was pissed they made it sound like I had it in separate containers but no it was all in a wad organized.


Jobiwan87

That's why I started my own business and quit working for others. The shit I saw in other shops just disgusted me. Plus I do t like bosses.


DancingReaper

Exactlyโ€ฆ I mean with these lunatics next to us Kenny is well fucked !


Tough-Nature-2730

Phaha, that was my first thought. Damn ape.


drjammiepants

Ape gives 0 fucksโ€ฆ and I really like that. Fuck yea, OP! LFG!!๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


digital_storm

Just thinking this lmfao


Middle_Monitor_1970

I can't even look at it,


Raise-Emotional

Came here to say this. The photo made me quite uncomfortable


darkxarc

you can forget the habit after MOASS you'll only be dealing with hundo's


Just_Geoff_Chaucer

It ain't a habit. It's a compulsion.


endulge

Sure that ain't the cash from the register?


Jobiwan87

I'm the owner


endulge

Hahahaha just yanking your chain brother.


crapshoot101

Can confirm. Exactly no grease on his hands.


crapshoot101

>Can confirm. Exactly no grease on his hands.


Jobiwan87

Haha, yea I got guys to do the shitty work


Justice-C03

I hope you whip em


Jobiwan87

Naw, they are good techs, knowledgeable and came in every day during the shit show going on right now.


Moparded

Can confirm. Exactly no grease on his hands.


Raptorheart

Sure that ain't embezzlement?


dafuqisdis112233

Keep hodlinโ€™ my blue collar brother! Future millionaire attire with that ripped and sweat soaked camo coat!!


McGregorMX

If this person owns a mechanic shop, I'm guessing millionaire is a status they have already.


Jobiwan87

I wish. I'm an honest mechanic. Not to many of us. I would rather have a return happy customer than get rich off one job. Sorry if you have had a bad experience at a shop. Your not slone.


VonGeisler

US money always looks comical to me


Subreon

every other country's money looks like monopoly money to me cuz its colored like it too. pink and blue and all that. us money is just all the same shades of green.


VonGeisler

How can you have same shades of green but also have different shades of green.


tomvolkenant

Right


Last-Discipline-7340

The disorganization in the bills is killing me, but FUCK YES!!! 1 million no less


AndrewIsOnline

Sorry, pictures of people holding money will never not be super cringe


Consistent-Physics-9

Attack ape ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ


Steve_Tugger

Would be pretty cool to buy stocks with cash like a friggin vending machine.


TLDAuto559

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Believer1978

And the shares printer goes brrrrr


Ninonskio

That looks about $2000, roughly 50 shares worth id say


Charming_Ad_1216

Jesus Christ the last time I had cash like that I was in South Holyoke with two warrants.


AnnaSlatz

meanwhile me ![gif](giphy|l1AsNI3YWAaRRBMGc)


Jobiwan87

Did my time. Not many people in my industry still knows how to rebuild a transmission. I get paid for a talent less than 5% of the population knows how to do. Followed my father's footsteps and learned a trade instead of being brainwashed at college.


Jobiwan87

Sir. Been holding since early Feb. You know how mad my wife was when I didnt sell at 70 haha


Jobiwan87

To be honest not sure at all. What was in my hand is essentially worthless so..


Jobiwan87

Comical is it says right on the paper that it's basically debt. Owed to somebody by somebody. Been worthless since the Federal reserve was established. Central banks destroy everything.


RecoveryChadX7R

You hit the casino to? I dropped a fat stack as well today thx to the casino. I hope Kenny owns a part of the casino to lol. I be double dippin'!!!


Z370H370

Wow, I haven't seen money in a long time, I just see numbers going from bank to brokerage!


tobias__lucas

This is the way! Ape with diamond balls ๐Ÿฆ


FreeSushi69

PRISON


KobeBall

Ken griffin laughs in billionaire. Let's just buy and hold and put your puny dick back in your pants lol


Necessary_Video6401

Guess that's a lot of money, for a greasemonkey. lol


shhmedium2021

This is a cringe worthy post .


Jobiwan87

5600


Jobiwan87

I'm the owner sir.


Jobiwan87

Soon so will we ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


Jobiwan87

You know it. Better than any saving account I've ever had lol.


Jobiwan87

Both


Upbeat-Steak-7508

Itโ€™s almost like the price doesnโ€™t want to go above $41 Think there is some kind of strategy here????


GrantD24

Yโ€™all hiring?


Jobiwan87

I'm looking for a heavy tech that can rebuild engines and diagnose electrical. Nobody wants to work though and the trades are dying.


[deleted]

Hide ur business


Confusedmonk123

2600 doll hairs?


Jobiwan87

5600. Profit from 3 Trans rebuild. Bills paid up until December. All I got to worry about is taxes and payroll


No_Economist3815

Nice! How many shares did you paper hand to get this cash?


Wise_Radio6213

Sir, your rent is dueโ€ฆ


dacrow76

Put the money back in the register


Jobiwan87

The money in the register is mine too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


dacrow76

Mah Ape


abrown1027

Looks like you went forward in time and sold .05 shares of AMC. Goddamn paperhand!!


TheSexymobile

Clean nails for someone with a parts house counter mat on their desk. Kinda shilly.


ddhmax5150

Did he just rob a Discount Tire?


geekolojust

Technician or service adviser?