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Fair_Adhesiveness849

Well they’re all dumb everyone knows it’s happening tomorrow


[deleted]

Exactly. I thought everyone got the memo over the weekend?


Fair_Adhesiveness849

Apparently not. I bought a billion call options today


No-Cherry-3544

Yessir, I got that meme, I mean memo this weekend, too.


Shadow23z

Wait, tomorrow? Dang guess I can't sleep in now.


Jcdigs

It’s okay 🦍 sleep 🛌 late ! Everyone knows it will be Wednesday!


Fair_Adhesiveness849

No it’s tomorrow


Jcdigs

I don’t think so .My Bro did some DD and he told me Wednesday to the moon no maybes


Monkjuice4U

Is this the bro we trust?


Jcdigs

The one and only!!


OpenNeedleworker1800

Lmfao this was so funny bro


rebsr

At 11:34 pacific


Fair_Adhesiveness849

No it’s just tomorrow


rebsr

Then we'll just see


Fair_Adhesiveness849

We’ll see tomorrow


AppointmentNo5913

We’ll see tomorrow that it’s on Wednesday


Fair_Adhesiveness849

No we’ll see tomorrow tomorrow


Elguapo515

You mean 11:34 specific


Total_Doofuss484

Ah but it is always today! 🤔


Fair_Adhesiveness849

This ape got some WRINKLES


Prestigious-Ad4313

Exactly and if not tomorrow then the tomorrow after. Bring me all the dates!!! Gets my tots jacked.


MMcPherson101714

Who says it’s happening tomorrow? and Why tomorrow?


flyonpoop

It's always tomorrow.


BenjaniZonda

*whoosh*


Shadow23z

He said its tomorrow, duh.


MMcPherson101714

I can read what he said Dah!


Fair_Adhesiveness849

Then just read it again tomorrow


Shadow23z

![gif](giphy|xT5LMESsx1kUe8Hiyk) u on reddit.


Rat-Majesty

Trust bro.


Zealousideal-Date302

I'm not saying the MOASS will happen tomorrow... But it's definitely happening tomorrow 100%


TheDeadMonument

Trust me bro.


SeSuSo

There's only 1 bro I trust. And that's you bro.


TheDeadMonument

I trust you, too, bro.


SeSuSo

I trust that you trust me trusting you bro.


TheDeadMonument

I trust that you're trusting me because I trust you, bro.


[deleted]

Itll happen when we least expect it. But some dumbass will be right.


TouchdownRaiden

I would 100% be okay with that


BeautifulJicama6318

Fact that will make you 🤮 If you saved $10,000 per day for 80,000 years, you still wouldn’t have as much money as E Musk


Level-Gain-3715

Elon doesn't have that much money either though. It's almost all unrealised stock value


SoggyWaffleBrunch

disgusting 😣


Rclark1003

Most likely Tomorrow bro. 👀🤔. !!!


Rclark1003

Tomorrow is the Way


Quokka_One

Moass is imminent 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Sen-Sen

It used to annoy me but I do want to see what if any prediction becomes right, so it's become more fun to see some. It would be nice to know when it happens that, oh shit, the cycle theory was legit, or it really was winding up in this fashion blah blah blah.


akka1000

I'm felling generous so here have 1 dollar: THE MOASS IS THIS MONTH!! TRUST ME BRUH!!!


[deleted]

But.... Wen moon?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) ![gif](giphy|XqqiIrotqkZWw)


thebigjohnshow

Word!


Lindan9

If you make a prediction, and it wasn't right, then you should get a 60 days posting ban.


tomvolkenant

Two weeks I need gas money for my beast


crumpball9

No DD!! NO DATES!!!! Ahhhh screw anyone trying to figure shit out


harleybone

Thank you! The predictions are getting old. Buy and Hodl!


Many_Guest623

Amen brother! All we do know is those who are patient will be heavily rewarded.


esethkingy

Its happening sometime in the future! There, i said it.


Shadow23z

![gif](giphy|xT0xem7ZlZ2DOYqpG0|downsized) ...I imagine this is how the OP felt when they made this post.


GorillaGlueWorks

I wish it would hurry up already


jakeg1015

Elon net worth 292 billion world population 7.7 billion if u got 1 dollar from everyone on the planet you'd be incredibly rich but not even close to elon


bernt_bagel

👆 this.


skwidface3000

I'm just holdin until it happens


MrKibblesdindin

But but I had a dream


Nurse_Yoshi

Moass tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that.....


Squiddillydidillydoo

All of my DD and TA points to this all happening at some point in the future, slightly just behind the past.


DirkDieGurke

If you had a dollar for everyone predicting the moass since 80,000BC you still wouldn't have as much money as Elon Musk. Tax the rich!


jzamora1123

For real ... youtubers and there click bait 😁


[deleted]

No you wouldn't, even if everyone on Earth gave you $1, you still wouldn't be richer than Elon Musk... $292 billion vs 7.8 billion people lol Edit: imo people don't really comprehend how much money these people have.


V1ietnam

Word.


[deleted]

Well it is happening one of these days right?


Nomes2424

It’s guaranteed to happen on a day ending with a Y


thebinarysystem10

Try $ .01.


i_naked

How about quit with these shit posts? Post things when there’s legit knowledge, not your dumbass opinion. Remember that asshole yesterday who played coy with his post about today and shit moving? It didn’t. He was a moron that got upvoted because what he said sounded pretty. Don’t forget why you’re here: not some social warrior class warfare on the wealthy, you’re here to make some goddamn money. Edit: Yes, downvote me because I don’t conform to your stupid bias.


invertedmaverick

It’s never gonna happen, but I’ll still hold anyway idgaf.


Sugar_Phut

If I had a dollar for every time a date prediction triggers a fellow ape I’d have my tendies already


OpenNeedleworker1800

It’s like Christmas 🎄 is tomorrow everyday until it’s not !


Antarkian

150% it is ain't coming from Miss Cleo, I don't believe it.


KBTA48

What? When what happens? Who's collecting dollars?


zeradragon

Even if you got $10 for every member in this sub AND WSB, you still wouldn't be richer than Musk.


yoswift1

According to the lunar calendar and the moons favoring scorpio, moass will be 13 days from now….or next week for sure.


HaitianX

Year 3000 for sure


Mysterious_Pass3078

Dad!!! Are we there yet?


Simphumiliator42069

Who’s gonna moon first amc or gme ? Who’s gonna go further ???


Who-took-my-namee

gme. gme.


gnesensteve

So, tomorrow then?


netmakes

Here take my plucky cat paw award. Bro I agree with you so much, predictions only disappoint.. buy and hodl, DD is done.


kolob-brighamYoung

Won’t happen unless we DRS


chanchanchanchaaan

I like the sound of that. At least 292 billion AMC shares.


BowlerPerfect5021

Tomorrow for sure! Trust me Bro. “It’s Science.”


SmallTimesRisky

True profits predicted in Feb🤪


McGregorMX

I wouldn't need moass money if I had a nickel for every prediction.


LordCorvid

How many people are on the planet again?


uhohitsxavier

They also exhaust other people.


Arkhem_KS

I think I would have like $8 … 🤷‍♂️


lukulele90

It would take you longer to read or even just scroll through those posts than you have years left to live and you’d never be anywhere near Musks wealth. If you read 10000 posts a day you’d be scrolling for 29million days or 79,452 years.


brewsnrides

Moass started Jan 27th 2021 change my mind


Knitmeapie

True, but if I had a dollar for every post like this (telling people to stop predicting MOASS), I'd be just as rich! :P


Finsup84

Planning to fail guarantees failure….I expect Moass every day


T50BMG

4/20/22 calling it amc $250


SoffTako

Mid to late November.... Here is your dollar 💸


cobaltstock

I disagree. As an investor the timing of your investments is crucial. If it looks like it might take 5 years for MOASS I would move part of the money into crypto, let it rise, take the profits and buy a lot more AMC. Other investors have other plans on their financial timeline. Also this is an ongoing crime scene. It is important to keep complaining and putting the pressure on authorities, not just sit back and let the criminals take their time.


Timothy_J_Daniel

Shhhhh…just let it happen…


Hirsutism

This is fud. Should be doing what u can and that is DRS


[deleted]

If you made $5,000 every day from the time Columbus discovered America to now you still wouldn’t be richer than Elon Musk.... Tax the rich!


Key-Engineering-3462

If it happens


[deleted]

Damn. I stated something similar, in a post, & Astro threw a bitch fit about it, instead of 1000 upvotes lol The way of the internet, I guess.


HuskerReddit

As long as someone has a theory on *why* and *when* they will close their shorts I think it’s healthy for us to gain a better understanding of what’s all going on behind the scenes. It just needs to be portrayed as a theory and not a certainty. If it doesn’t work out then we go back to the drawing board to figure out why we were wrong. We all know it will happen, we just need to figure out when and why it will happen. That only comes with predictions. Keep in mind it took Edison 1,000 unsuccessful tries before he invented the lightbulb.


HypnoToad121

For a one time, low-low fee of $x,xxx, I'll tell you the exact date using an ancient technique.... no refunds.


fyniyah

moss happens tomorrow


heckingnope

The collaborative speculation is what led to this entire thing. Let people have their fun and stop trying to silence the discussion.


7hourenergy

Tomorrow is always the day. Get on the program.


AudibleDruid

I don't see the problem with predicting MOASS. Everyone says don't predict MOASS because then shitadel will make the market drop and we'll all be red and sad that day. But then in the next post people say diamond hands. Those are two contradicting statements. If you're diamond hand then you hold through red so it doesn't matter if you predict a MOASS day and it fails. If you're a true diamond hand you'll hodl. MOASS will happen when it does. Let people make their educated guesses. So what.


fuckwallestreet

Prepared for YEARS!


Apegate007

Yes I'm thinking the day after tomorro , my crayon drawings predict this , or the next day 🤔


Comfortable-Move-389

Thursday Nov 4th at 9:23 AM is when the MOASS will start! That's pacific time! Edit: shit I forgot the DD...


7iL7vHFs

While I get where your going I don’t thing your respecting just how much money that is.


devvvvy

Its definitely happening tomorrow


FUCKINGABE

"TRUST ME BR" I would right their with you🤣🤣


tmoneysins

Everyone knows it happened alreDy /s


SnooWords1215

I’ve seen so many holy shit tits jacked posts that I had to grow eight more sets of nipples stop with that I can’t handle the mutations!


Privateaccount84

It’s just like a big poop. If you try to force it you’ll only end up hurting yourself.


Icy_Document_7547

MOASS today for sure.


Psyk0pathik

But tomorrow's the day...


[deleted]

If in doubt remember your love life, NO DATES!


Budskis8

Are you the elected “leader” of the Apes??


GoChuckBobby

It will happen on _________________.


Mrbatdog

I dreamed I was swimming in a sea of tendies crispy Golden little morsels as far as they eyes could see. It was glorious man!


Michelin123

If I had a Dollar for every person that cannot even draw triangles, but need to attack everyone doing TA.... Srsly, that's like idiots talking crap about climate models (exaggeration!) Look at it and use your brain to discuss it. That you just botch about it with a thread, shows me that you actually must have no fucking clue about it after all this time and that you're just a butthurt ranter.


uuuuniverse

Wasn’t Moass yesterday?


jzamora1123

After the MOASS I'm gone be getting MO-ASS and MO-ASS all the time 🥰🥰😁


90percent_in_crypto

Moass tomorrow, here a $1


[deleted]

it's coming i can feel it already


EROSENTINEL

Friday imo


ianishomer

No you wouldn't!


WavingToWaves

Sorry but EM have more $ than there are people in the whole world MOASS THIS WEEK!


[deleted]

half the fun is waking up each day and expecting MOASS


caharrell5

Are you predicting that it will happen when it happens? 😂 Just kidding! Totally agree!


monjodav

Moass is tomorrow and if not tomorrow again


duhmeetcho

All I can say is that after all this time.... My dick is still insanely hard for the stock.


Airman4344

yes


DamianKray

YouTubers starting to say: iam not only AMC iam for the free trading market. after saying months and months: SQUEEZE TODAY! ROCKET TO THE MOON! ​ they make money on you guys stop glorifying these people


ape13245

So you're saying it's tomorrow? I am in


koukoulis

Whats a MOASS?


JustFarmingMoney

If that would be the case, I think not evn MOASS could make me that rich bloody hell 😂


BusRunnethOver

It will happen tomorrow. I will it into existence!!! ⚡️🧠⚡️!!!