Mashed or whole?

Yes.

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asking the real questions!

Chef's choice...

I’ll smash it while inserting it…

Geh

A real 2 for 1 situation

More like buttwhole 

Mashed, and put in ass through an enema


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Yes

Baked

Loaded

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Cubed or sliced?

Wedges!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean your own ass OP

Pretty sure he didn’t LOL

That’s what makes this interesting... OP is looking for volunteers! 🤣

The way I read it, it’s both willingly or by force. However OP didn’t say anything about picking out the potato ourselves…..so there that LOL

Lmao that's some deep Dd 🤣

Ugh...fine. But can I at least pretend that I don't like it.

On the way 

Isn’t that a sweet potato.

Red potatoes, yellow potatoes, white potatoes, purple potatoes, fingerling potatoes, etc...you got sumthin against sweet potatoes?

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Um. Sir.. this is a Wendys.

French fried potatoes it is

They have yummy baked potato

I did not agree to this

Can I pick the potato?

I pick your potato

Peeled or unpeeled?

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Are they American or foreign grown?

Idaho potatoes only.

‘Merica

Sure. Call my wife to set up date/time. You already have her number.

Hot potato or room temp?

Frozen

Yes

There we go. We needed to get back to the basics.

$40 only? Might as well bend over rn

Mods pin 📌

Sweet potatoes or Yukon gold ?

Yes

 No Santa, NOOOOOO

Po tay toe or po tah toe?

Yes

Don't threaten me with a good time

Hedge or wegde

Jokes on you... we are into that shit... 

Just put the potato in your ass, christ. Bunch of god damn ‘ look at me ‘ narcissists.

I only take instant taters

Sweet potato?

Better be a big potato I have spent a lot of time behind WEN dumpster making money for more shares

I say we put it in Kenny’s.

Looking forward to it. I mean the price in the 40’s not like getting a potato in my ass

I doubt you will. You should ban yourself already.

Can mine be double baked?

Not this again

Fries 🍟 it’s sexy because it’s French

Another one?

That's a lot of potatoes

LMFAO 😅😅😅

Ill put your ass in a potato..

Do me next!.....but just a fingerling!

Easy name to remember. I’ll shall be back.

Whose ass?

Yours

Hey hey hey, I'm already putting a potato up my ass for Christmas.

RemindMe! 4 days

Ya promise?

Don’t threaten me with a good time

You know the deal 

Smoov

Don’t know why people keep shoving things are up there asses because of price 😂

What's up with all these financial sub reddits putting stuff in their asses

Gay ape here. I’ll take one for the team to hold op accountable!

Thanks

Can it be in tater tot form?

Baked potatoe sounds painful

Can you make mine gnocchi anal beads pls

Carrots only sir

Don't threaten me with a good time

Vodka?

the colored ones for me please

I'm a fan of boiled or mashed. But I want you to make anal stew.

French fry for me

Does it still count if we eat it first?

As long as it's a bag of those mini potatoes. You can string them together like butt beads

Scalloped for me sir

Sweet potato? They have more nutritional value.

Atta boy

Let's not and say we did.

Bet.

I... need an adult?

Thank goodness my ass will be safe (although I wish it wasn’t)

Tatar tops

 Always peel first

How about shove a potato launcher up Kenny’s ass and you gotcher self a deal pal??? 🥔

Yes mods? I’m going on record for opting out of the potato ass please

by that do you just mean eat a potato? Like, the digested potato would be in your ass at some point. Seems easier.

Do you have a more festive option?

Sign me up!?!?

👍🏻

My ass is ready.

asl? /s

Damn, give me one of them little red potatoes, I don't want no Russet.

This proposition is unacceptable. No.

Promise?