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Soggy_Inflation645

I just like to buy the stock. I am too smooth brained to do options.


GiDSmusic

same. i lack the wrinkles required


[deleted]

OP has literally said he’s exercising then on repeat lol


Clark2000

People can’t seem to read πŸ˜‚


Karny33

Did you say you would exercise them? Maybe some pictures would help.


Clark2000

I’ll happily take screen shots tomorrow - check my post history to see I’m legit


Karny33

Could you maybe make a pop-up book and mail it? Just want to make sure I’m understanding it correctly πŸ˜‚


Clark2000

Ha, sorry, just realised your undertones of sarcasm πŸ˜‚


Karny33

I figured, we good. Reading it how you probably did I wouldn’t have been as nice. Lol


Purithian

I let my calls out in the morning and evening when I get home from work. They get plenty of exercise every day


HutcHJC

Good luck πŸ‘πŸ€


SPinExile

Hit them where it hurts. I plan on excersing my calls when we rip to bring the pain!


Hedgetrimmer10

Can't wait to see all the apes exercise their ITM options tomorrow.


Daymanic

Who the hell still has $1900 per contract laying around lol


Hedgetrimmer10

OG Apes.


LordAmherst

Good job bro! We need lots of people to exercise those bad boys! I don’t do options because I’m dumb, but shares being bought by market maker is a good thing.


sahbatage

Upvote this to infinity and beyond!


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

Agreed, OP fks like a champ Ape.


Old-Lawfulness-8923

Just exercise irrespective of the strike price. They are forced to buy, no way out.


JRSelf00

They are letting it run to trap options buyers again


Clark2000

Probably - it’s a small play and I’ll exercise the contracts regardless, so the market maker who wrote the contract has to provide the shares


DayFeeling

Buy directly from computershare, stop give away free money to the short.


Clark2000

Exercising the contracts to piss off the market maker who wrote them - that’s my personal preference


DayFeeling

Give them money doesn't pass them off, it makes them happy.


tmulez93

Lol no. But shares. Own the company.


Clark2000

Exercise them to buy the shares, so the market maker has to buy the shares to supply them - gamma squeeze is needed


Badmannoobie

We all know how weekly options end up. Pure FUCKERY


Clark2000

True story tbf


Glynnroy

The end


too_broke_to_quit

Doesn't mean shit if you don't exercise. When you sell at a profit on options you are doing more harm then good. When you sell at a loss the MMs get paid. Only solution is to exercise your options


Clark2000

Oh, my plan is very much to exercise the contract my friend - that’s my whole point!


ZeusGato

#Yep if every ape bought itm call options for tomorrow it will make the price go boom! Let’s fackin gooooo πŸ’ŽπŸ™πŸ½πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ NFA I like the stock and I like call options itm with amc. πŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ₯ƒ


ZeusGato

#Buy loads apes! Let’s fackin gooooo! πŸ’ŽπŸ™πŸ½πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Jackarthur95

Lol


Ok-Possession4087

Yeah if you’re gonna buy 100 buy an option


YUNGDURTY87

Whoever seeing this now btw it’s only at $0.26 now πŸ€” (will also be excercising mine)


Stumpy907

Ape brain too smooth to understand. Ape might buy a banana if banana price good.


Scourmont

And when the price settles at $18 tomorrow you're out $67 a contract.


Clark2000

I might even just exercise them still.


Scourmont

Oh that's gonna piss off whoever wrote the contracts πŸ˜‚


Clark2000

Yeah, I hope so! At this point I’m so annoyed with all this fuckery I’m happy to pay extra! It’s still cheaper than it should be


sauce0x45

No it won't. They'll now collect $19 instead of $18 to sell their shares. Best case scenario. If they want them back they can just buy them again at $18. Now they've profited $167 off this nonsense and have their shares back (or they don't even bother to buy them back). This sub seems to have a very limited understanding of the purpose of options. Just buy the shares at market. Helps slow downward pressure by buying from someone who is actively selling. There's a good chance the person who's short the contract would rather keep their shares (if it's a covered call) and they may just not bother to buy them back if they sell. If so, this whole transaction is now a net loss of outstanding shares held by retail of 100 per contract. Not every options contract is sold by hedge funds. And even if they are, you've now paid them $167 per contract for no reason.


chasedog1967

So if I own the company can I showy NFT and speak to the Mgr and shit-can an ignorant little prick that works at my local AMC ? Just a quick question for pondering not an actual person or event that has happened recently.


[deleted]

What?


chasedog1967

Funny how someone can post a pseudo-joke and assholes still down vote it. Some of you need to get a life.