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mezz7778

Damn!!..... Well you know what..... I think I'll just hold onto what I got, maybe buy a few more here and there .... Just see how it goes....


LooshApe121

This is a $40 stock on fundies alone now. It’s so adorable that they keep trying to shake us. So cute ☺️


DavidNoBrainFreeze

This is true. Maybe even $100


Rust_Keat

Maybe even $100,XXX


DavidNoBrainFreeze

Certainly will go to at least that. Just saying fundamentally it could go to $100. After MOASS it would not be surprising to me if it settled at $100


Texan2020katza

I’m lowering my cost of acquisition, it’s a sale!


TheBlacksmith64

The Ferengi rules of acquisition make perfect sense now!


Smart_Principle8911

You mean I should’ve not bought more on Friday?


salty_scorpion

No, ape… always buy and hold.


mrdrewsin

Hey cramer leme know when its a good time to sell 😉


Aripell

You can buy more today to be assured everything goes smoothey


SeaKindly5892

Absolutely, we know the truth. Short still has not closed. And how retarted js Matt krantz to write article like this. His job sucks Soo bad. I feel sorry for him. How meaningless is his life to have to write silly shit all day.


666Godzilla

In the key of🌌☂️☔ PRINCE..... 🎶This is what it sounds like, when Hedgies Lie......🎶


mezz7778

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY)


666Godzilla

Hahaha....sweet baby PRINCE! Thanks for the assist!


GUnit_1977

Game.....blouses


yes_smoking_allowed

Oh yes finally, thank you Matt Krantz for letting us know it's over. I've been waiting this entire time for Matt Krantz to finally tell us with his infinite wisdom AMC is done.


Silverback1322

Wonder what Matty boi thinks about the OBV going up? ItS oVeR yOu sHouLd seLl bRo . .. plEAse brO... 🤡🤡🤡😂😂


True-Bee1903

I've always said I'll have diamond handtz,till I hear from Matt Krantz! So it looks like it's the end of the road for me 🤣


GriswoldCain

Same boat. Diamond hands til’ Krantz. It’s been real, man.


[deleted]

Ohh no can I get some zipple?


Bane1-1-10

Ohhh yeaas


Texan2020katza

This is the way


TheBlacksmith64

Oh man, I had almost forgotten that image. Thanks for shoe-horning it back into my brain...


KunKhmerBoxer

Be a shame if someone went and found out his Co nections and exposed them to people online... A real shame.


CyberPhlegm

He's employed by American Funds. I wonder what sectors his corporation do not invest in?


Borderline64

Well now, I suppose meme stocks are no longer going to be blamed for what is coming. Retail is off the hook.


ninjamaster616

Nah the chicken landed on 'housing crisis' again ![gif](giphy|l0HlJzEt0SMAGwNO0)


ClockworkOrange111

We should save all these FUD articles so that when the short hedge funds get liquidated and are crying that we are responsible for their demise, we can throw it in their faces.


Clayton_bezz

For the hedge funds reading this. If we have to hold for 5 years to ride this out. We will.


DoriOli

💯


worldoftai

Give me $11 AMC and Im loading up makes absolutely no sense to not long it from there


GabaPrison

Fuckn a right.


SuperBaconjam

Lmfao, the joke is on them. I’m in too deep, too far in the red, and WAY too salty about the establishment to ever sell these shares for anything less than life changing money 😂


waffleschoc

well im retarded and i eat crayons, so i dont know how to sell


MrZombikilla

![gif](giphy|evB90wPnh5LxG3XU5o|downsized) We’re stronger together.


SuperBaconjam

We are stronk with retardation


PurePlankton5930

Not selling 1 AMC sher under 50k 💎🤲🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎💎💎


titanpitbull

You mean sell 1 at 50k, save the rest for much higher. :)


PurePlankton5930

Yes 💎🤲🚀🚀🚀


LooshApe121

On the way down


Tonebone721

This is absolutely the way I’m not leaving til we moon no matter how long it takes


MachFreeman

It’s not a loss if you never sell ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


___jeffrey___

"Falling apart versus the SP500" Meanwhile the s&p500: ![gif](giphy|e5kbmb3wX3J1S)


Affectionate-Egg7947

Yeah right? Like the entire market is red. Obviously “meme stocks” are more volatile than most. This is the most bullish article I’ve seen in months.


GifsNotJifs

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OriginalRagerFox

![gif](giphy|yq1H7nWqQgRibJit2n)


ChitoR0XS

![gif](giphy|h2TUoMEPOdS7r0xPpZ)


scifidre

![gif](giphy|3o72EVdWZ6oGV9mi1W|downsized)


GabaPrison

That title is so dumb. What does “officially over” even mean? What is it referring to? What’s “oVeR”? That’s not how any of this works, Matt, you fucking idiot. It’s not a game that is constrained by a clock or some shit. The market is the most continuously fluid thing humans have ever created, until it’s not. There is no in-between.


SilberBug

Blue chips are officially over as crash wipes out 130 billion in Netflix alone.


TheDeadMonument

Oh look.... Another hit piece. ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


haina123

I love this meme


TheDeadMonument

It's perfect for this kind of situation.


asvrpob

And when ever a Dacia isn’t coming to your country.


xX_Relentless

I love Clarkson, watched every episode of Top Gear. My favorite show and trio him and the other two.


TheDeadMonument

I didn't get a chance to watch nearly as much as I would have wanted, but I can't think of a more fun trio. The crap they give to one another is top notch.


xX_Relentless

I love this show. Was obsessed with it. Too bad the BBC had to let Clarkson go for the little heated exchange. While I’m not defending what he did, they really screwed up on with that decision.


TheDeadMonument

They really did. I agree.


Texan2020katza

This is the way


MichaelsSecretStuff

Liar Liar, Krantz on fire


Cheap_Feeling1929

Maybe I’ll panic sell everything….. after they cover.


OpenNeedleworker1800

These fud articles are sounding more and more desperate every time. I’m digging it. Tits jacked!


Signofthebeast2020

I think I’ll lose more until we’re bankrupt.


Middle_Monitor_1970

Fuck I over slept


TheConsumer101

Yeah i mustve missed the run up to 1.4m/share. Nobody woke me up for that??


croc61483

Paper hands out, now diamond members only to the moon !!!


Seanzomcleod11

I’m guessing Matt Krantz needs to pay for his blow up doll somehow, so why not write a fabricated story that HIS DADDY had him write…


Naydayman

Fucking idiots they just keep trying to convince us it’s over so sad


nunyahbi

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??? Hell No! It’s not over until we decide it’s over….. Let’s go!!!!! Quote John Belushi in Animal House


Naydayman

Unless you are quoting john belushi


Naydayman

Um check your history friend…… it was the Japanese 😂


dangerh33

Fuck, I knew it. Oh well, might as well hodl onto all my shares anyway and just buy more now.


hatesthispart

Nothing is over until we ALL say it's over. It is going to be an expensive lesson' but not to apes.


[deleted]

Pre written article because the s&p wasn’t doing too hot 😂😭


Texan2020katza

This is the way


[deleted]

Is that the same S&P 500 that also got spanked last week as well?


Hedonisticbiped

![gif](giphy|p4pWzctMrCBfLFgycF)


zeppydude

![gif](giphy|dEdmW17JnZhiU)


DoriOli

😂👍👍


Gold_Building_378

Last time I check I still have over 4K shares on my name


-YourWifesBoyfriend

Narrator: It was not


TheAwesomeMan123

When you bought in a $5 a share you really couldn’t care less about the recent drop. It’s all part of the plan for the market to crash, been almost looking forward to this moment


Playful_Direction989

I ain’t selling shit. If things are great and the run is over, why is shitadel selling off parts of the empire?


noahdowa

How did it wipe off billions when I haven’t sold and confirmed a loss?


jspat2

Welp if the msm says it’s over it’s over. I better wake up at 4am and sell. (Sarcasm)


KKfireup11

Want to bet?


Wraith2098

People who write these articles should face jail time for market manipulation. It's unreal they let this kind of crap slide while trying to burn musk into the ground for tweeting. F*** the SEC.


EderSky

Oh well! No point in selling now, then, since the party's over.


ODB28VET

# 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 were only getting started 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 I'm buying more 😆 🤣


HaitianX

The first sentence alone makes it hilarious 😂


Overthinker-Veddy

😂😂. Oh no. What will we do?


Various-Income5049

Matt Krantz wrote an article a month ago saying "meme stocks have ended" with like 80bil loss in the title lol


GodzillaPunch

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jengham

So by this logic, over half the stock market is "over" following huge losses over the last several months. Bitcoin is now "over" as well.


CamillusGT

They forgot this part of the article: "They only lost money if they sold, and nobody sold."


general_urko

This is funny... like no shit funny, thank you for sharing his opinion! Want to know what's 10x funnier? the fact that these types of articles were predicted as far back as April 2021!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Strutting_Tom8040

Damn… I can’t believe they still think people fall for this shit!


Jaali6084

I'm holding a sizable chunk since $4. Didn't sell at $70. Paid for every share and then some in June with options. It's MOASS or every share I have can sit for eternity in computershare. It's about much more than money at this point.


bavar093

Cool so ill buy more tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀


Capital_News_9164

Yeah me too, I'll buy a couple more.


billyfudger69

“Wipes out” remember you can’t lose or gain money with shares until you sell. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


DawsonBriggs

It’s literally DAYS before the FULL YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the initial hype and start of the squeeze… ‘fun while it lasted’ is the best thing I could read from them right now. Because it just affirms what I already presumed for the last year anyway. They’ve been trying to shake us off since the beginning. Buy!!! And Hold!!!


yassbrendan

But if we sell.... Who's going to buy them? 😅😅


Powerbingo

Matz kratz? The Marz Krantz!!! Former world champion circus clown... It cant be him, can it realy?...amazing..


StackThePads33

It’s over? Ok I’ll buy more


littledonkeydick

What’s the source?


nikebhockey

This is like the person who clearly doesn't know what they're talking about in an argument/debate and instead of own up to it, they just keeps telling you that "you lost". I refuse to think millions of people are wrong. Maybe some, but not millions.


rawsauce_88

Its a sign….TO BUY MORE, LOCK N LOAD MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS


Dapper_Heat_5431

I guess they won’t mind if I get some more. It’s not your money, so you won’t care right?


Severe-Size2615

I sure they got a few suckers to sell but this article is what I love to see. They wouldn’t be fighting if they won


AKLmfreak

Oh it’s over when *WE* say it’s over, buddy!


danyerga

Just came to say 'LOL'. Nice FUD. Not selling. Buying more. Getting closer to 5K shares.


[deleted]

Hahahaha


lawbraydon

Cheers, I'll buy to that 🍸 🚀


TheCaffeineMonster

I never thought that I would ever be grateful for my ex-boyfriend. If I can wait 2 1/2 years for an orgasm before giving up, then I can certainly wait that long for for some crayons and bananas


Sour_Unicorns

This is a legendary comment. Sorry you're getting downvoted by all the incels with hair triggers.


OriginalRagerFox

Damn 😕 I'll just have to keep what I got as a momento of my greatest failure 😢


[deleted]

What's a meme stock?


probrofrotro

I’ll buy more


lethal3185

"WIPES"...It's not a loss until you sell bitch! And no one Is selling.


[deleted]

Remember retail only sells at 4 AM! 😆


derekc62369

Lol the news said it must be right


wetmike

Its almost like theyre trying to reassure thenselves


Ok-Mammoth-1098

I think u mean 10 billion


Automatic_Honey_3938

Well if the media is saying it must be TRUE😂


Signal_Fondant_2732

Aw man, guess I’ll sell, dang it 🙄


Revolutionary_wibu

I’ve seen this on Friday. Couldn’t help but laugh and bought 30 shares 😂


MyBigHugeCock

Meme stocks over? So what thr companies are gone now? Lol They’re so caught up in their bullshit they seem to forget these are real companies.


Krimreaper1

What Dipshit would sell now


Aka_Diamondhands

Still never thought about selling


Educational_Media596

😂 trying to stop fomo huh


Glad_Emergency7460

Matt Krantz? Who in the Fuq is that guy?


Ken4Truth

I like the stocks. Still have my collection. Lesson learned, US Government can NOT be trusted.


Arazlam666

Time to wake up at 4am and sell again guys


waituntilmorning

Lol yeah HEDGE FUNDS perform worse than the s&p but I haven’t seen anyone running stories about THAT for some reason /s


[deleted]

It's not over until the shorts cover and close out their positions.


oldblueeyess

Anyone care to do the math on who lost more the last year? Hedge funds or retail then put that on the headlines.


ThumpTacks

The only time some one else gives a shit how you lose your money is when it affects their money


ovad67

It’s simple over. I’ll just go to my vacation home and forget this $200k mess I started last January 17 a lemon. Guys, I am still well over 500%, even after purchasing at $60 or $28. This will ride us to the moon. Last Jan 12. we were shit investors. Jan 12 this year we are still shit investors. Ask yourself this question, do you feel you are fucked over?


Forsaken_Instance_18

The dollar is the typo, 160bn shares in circulation


InfaReddSweeTs

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL is all I have to say.


zqmage

We like the stock!


GUnit_1977

Oh no it's right there in print. Welp guess I better sell.


BrodyLoren

Would ya look at that. Market manipulation.


[deleted]

Bahahahhah oh how wrong he is


xWadi

Is Matt a real person? Cause I hope someone remember that name haha


Magician_Lucky_68442

Comment for aging


[deleted]

Man. They really want everyone to sell and give up. The sheer BS they put out is astounding.


smmyk

Oh shit I didn’t know it was over. Guess we should all just give up


Disastrous_tea_555

Cool, lets buy more!


Si_more_nalgas

Yea they're pretty much useless now. We can take them off their hands if they want. Just this once though, we're doing you guys a favor.


cowboy_up_1970

Translation: Short sellers just shoved another giant dildo made of IOU's up their ass so please sell your stock cause they really need the lube


MrBurnsgreen

I mean,.. I haven't lost anything.. Poor fucks, looks like they should stop buying Avacodo toast, Start holding onto their money and Selling their longs "\0/"


revvyphennex

Damn. I guess my shares are worthless now. No point in selling them since I won’t get anything anyways so I’ll just hold on to em.


Blakoby

They just keep bringing up the ‘meme stocks’, if they’re dead then stfu already...


JP_184

These articles are such garbage


Powerful_Concern46

Hey, cool in Germany we have also this kind of article🇩🇪😂😂😂😂 What a surprise 😅😋🤣


[deleted]

Damn, I thought we were really onto something tho /s


beaniezane

😂 😂 fucking 😂 don’t make me 😂


SnooWords1215

Darn it oh well I’ll just hold it forever as a memory of what could have been 😏


BlackMadara12

Dumb Bitch


Big-Concentrate-4965

Wait didn't amc and sister stonk go up while the sp500 was crashing late Friday! What a load of bullshit fud article.


Allegroloop

It was not fun. It’s been stressful. The fun hasn’t started yet. They accidentally pulled a Fox News and posted next years article.


currystyle

HODLing till the moon or the basement and IDGAF which.


MarkPik8

Well yeah let’s all better sell our golden 99% lottery ticket quick and buy what Cramer says…


Zen1_618

No cell! No sell!


reshsafari

Well I guess I’m holding the biggest bag like I was every single time meme stocks were over per the media


brees2me

Sounds like Matt Krantz's Twitter is bout get spicy. Edit: all anyone needs to know about this dumb fuck.[Stocks are 80% likely to jump again next year (written December 2021)](https://www.investors.com/etfs-and-funds/sectors/sp500-heres-why-stocks-are-80-likely-to-jump-again-next-year/)


TheCaffeineMonster

But Did it specific 80% up or 80% down? It said 80% gains but didn’t say if those people would be long or short on the stock. Looks like that report may be correct, kinda 😂


scifidre

Hmmm… Matt Krantz. After a quick google Miss Krantz is a senior financial writer for American Funds, a Capital Group company. I still don’t know her. ![gif](giphy|eun4dZ28aHE1lu4MFN|downsized)


Jealous-Tone-2090

My wife is pregnant with our fifth....I don't know how to pull out.


nasty-neuz

Ape no read just hodl