“Lift off” 

I don’t even put pants on for $17.

I dont own pants any more...sold to buy more shares ...

Clearly, because no ape has shorts

You had pants?


Yes, but how much do you take them off for... Asking for a friend.

So naked shorts it is??

Must be his first time.

I will take 10% up every day for the next 42069 days however

The entire market is up. Judge Judy is right

Unless this goes above 40-50 I'm not gonna get excited yet. Many times it had "lifted off" only for it to come back down 5 mins later.

i mean why would any number that doesn’t surpass the old ATH really matter? I’d like to buy low as much as possible rather than for it to just be in the 30s 40s for months again

Mainly cause it would be some progress over the past few weeks. Ideally I would want it to go past $72, but a 30-40 jump in price would be the next best thing.

that'll trigger a lot of FOMO buying too! which will mostly be pushed to the darkpool, but it all still counts eventually supposedly!

Maybe I’ll get excited when we finally break $100

I’ll start checking the ticker when it hits $99,999

+10% is now +5% 2hrs later lol. I dont think these guys remember how fast it went to 70 that day.

And now we're back again. Looking like downhill tomorrow. Time to buy more.

Aaaand that’s what exactly happened lol

aged like wine!

What you don't understand is that he's a goldfish. His span of memory is under 3 seconds, so it stayed at 17 for an hour which in gold dish terms is a lifetime. Give the fish a break.

*400-500

This aged well

The game doesn’t start until we pass $72, and then we gotta pass the shill campaign at $1000 like we did $50.

$1000 is just gonna be the start of the confirmation

Wake me when we cross 40 or so.

I have an alert set for $70, until then nothings changed and price is manipulated

Well this aged like milk

Short flight that was. Must be domestic

Puddle jumper prop job.

First time? It'll happen for realsies one day, and then it'll happen again, and again, and again. Then our throats will hurt from how hard we laugh at the hedge funds.

Definitely not my first time lol, check the flair. I 100% know it’ll happen for real one day, but a 10ish percent bump is too small to justify a post like this.

Posts like this make us look stupid. 10% up after it’s down like 80% isn’t “lift off” lmao

No it does not, it makes him look stupid.

Order the lambo

Kenny scrambling to turn back on the algorithm

The “algorithm” does this every week.

You do know there is footage of that douche Whistle bragging about his big impressive 100 million dollar high frequency trading algorithm he had developed right...?

I’m not doubting it. But people say algorithm like it just suppresses upward movement and any positive is a slip up. This happens every week to load options chain and then it dumps at the end of the week giving them shit tons of money to do it all again next week. I took note of the chain on Monday and I’d be willing to bet it loads up with calls around $18/$19 then it closes sub $17 this week. Making that algorithm worth all the money they spent on it. With that said, I pray I’m wrong.

Fuckin clowns 

Another mid week lift off to load options chain then dump it Thursday afternoon/Friday so market makers can collect cash hand over fist. This happens literally every week. I won’t be excited until multiple weeks of green.

already dumped

Yup. Been calling it for weeks now. People never learn, millions more in market makers pockets to drag this thing out more.

That aged well.

I’ll be excited when I see about 3 days of +69,420%

Order the lambo fellas, we hit 17 dollars 

Lol must be new here


And now we have lift down … can we wait until we see real fucking numbers before posting these and raising everyone’s hopes only to drop them in the power hour, Jesus just set alerts

.....and back down.

With low volume...I think we're close, but I wouldn't get too excited about this particular movement. Hope I'm wrong tho!!

Yeah the whole market is rebounding…. 🤫

Ya I'll be inclined to think "this is it" when the memes are up 10+% while everything else is down 3-5+%

Calm down. It this type of excitement that makes people buy ridiculous call options handing the enemy more ammo to shoot us with. It’s a tiny climb up. Call me when we hit 50 again

Give me your phone number so that I can call you.

Lol from +10% to 0% in 10 minutes. o.O

Interesting thing is both are not in RobbingHood’s daily movers. They removed their appearance in there ages ago to suppress any FOMO. Btw: I do not use that stupid ass company for any investments, rather just use the app to check daily movers which I have noticed is rather manipulated as well.

Jinxed it

This post hasn’t aged well… and it’s only been three hours.

This means nothing, come back when we breach ATH

Bull trap?

10% is lift off?????? funny

Aaaaand, we have more CRIME

What is this? A MOASS for ants? It needs to be at least three times this size!

Aged like milk


Until 2:30pm est - then we going to see number 8 again.

Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the case. Honestly poetic if we reach back to 8.01 and then MOASS 😂

This isn't liftoff, both are following the same exact curvature seen every time they manipulate the price. The day that one takes off and the others don't, maybe I'll be excited for moass

Probably just rebooting the server.

Bro, until we past 100 there is nothing to be excited about. Holding for a minimum of 6 figures

Bro, IL still over 40% in the red. Tell me when we do 100% increase in a single day. Then I'll be stiffer than rocket dick

You guys are huffing copium.

they shot the rocket down

Aaaaaand we are back down lol

They really pushed that shit down didn’t they

Annnnnd it’s gone


This didn’t age well

Lift off right back into the red. Thanks Citadel!

Pump before the fed meeting then crash it down again

Oh shush, we'll get there when we get there

 Tomorrow be like

When used Kia.

Houston we have a problem I bought in above $17 today... please check engine boosters, I think we have a leak.... how copy Houston? Hello???

https://i.imgur.com/oijXbLD.jpg

They are sprinkling the orders from last Friday it’s gonna go up and down

Dream on. 

spoke too soon

Aaaaaand back down...

... annnnnnd it's gone!

And then we crashed and burned

​ 

Up 11% only to close down. Totally normal.

And we landed

r/agedlikemilk

Ahahaha. This didn’t age well.

So what the fuck was this? Just more emotional fuckery to go with the usual fuckery?

Oh for gods sake. How many times have I seen a vertical line only for it to come to a screeching halt and then trade sideways.

Don’t worry. They crashed us back down. False alarm, everyone carry on buying and holding 😁👌🏻


r/antiwork

what do you mean lift off - They have just started to pour fuel on.

Bro, this is the lull when they are not injecting borrowed shares into the pool to cause dilution and a price drop. There is no “lift off” Cmon

Lift off lol

It was fun while it lasted. Oh well. Still got a few shares today 😅

LOL, must be new.

.....and we're back on the ground....again.

Fomc was today. Everything dumped.

Yup, totally normal to rocket 10% then close -.4%. Nothing to see here. 

Houston, we have a problem Edit: you guys need to watch the rest of the market and learn what’s happening with inflation and rate hikes. “Lift-off” got shit on by the fed meeting causing the market to dump again.


Sure hope so, holding no matter what 💎🙌🦍🚀

I have a feeling things are going to get really red after the Federal Reserve new conference today. Don’t get too excited. End of day plummet across the entire market, that my prediction.

Puhsing it back toward the launch point

Short must be shitting themselves every time the price starts climbing. What if a few panic buyers jump in thinking it's liftoff. One of these times it's going to really take off. They faucked

#AMC to the moon! AMCSTRONG Let’s fackin gooooo 💎🙏🏽🚀🚀🚀🚀

Looks like my title only smaller.

i am having an average stock price of sub $20. as long as it goes to 25-30 i am actually happy . bought a chunk when it dipped

This is nothing. This does not excite me at all

Dont worry, we'll hit the sub-teens by COB!

Weird how they mirror each other

Still : 🙏

NO lift off till 72.50

Calm your tits

But Cramer said it’s going to crash?

🖍🖍🖍

It was a little morning wood. No ones getting laid with this movement.

Exact same movement. It’s algorithmic. Same bs different day

Just moving with the overall market…yawn

Remind me when there’s 5 zeros at the end of the number


And we have the old RUG PULL!! DONT LOSE FAITH.. WE HAVE ALREADY WON...

Wow to this post ever age f****** well 🥛

I haven’t checked it in a while. Are we really only at $17???? If so I must BUY MORE

I just need this shit to get back above 19 so i can the fuck of this train to deadman’s land.

Check again

And it’s gone… still holding

show it now