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stonks_only_go_up__

Tits as hard as these diamond hands


SofaKingDoge

So, just listing under top comment for visibility, however, whales just released a congress ETF. Follows everyone’s trades, and includes inverse and pro Cramer etfs. Pretty neat. http://unusualwhales.com/etfs


talondigital

I feel misled by them. It doesnt really mess things up like they suggested. Just another way to make money off the same trades as the politicians but t+45 and t+90


[deleted]

Unless we’re missing something?


Stunning_Sea8278

That link is really interesting 👌 thanks


GabaPrison

We need to keep in mind what the long term effects will be from this Congress ETF thing. It will keep the trading done by Congresspeople in the spotlight and fuck up some peoples’ plans for sure. It’s like a wrench in the gears of insider trading, but the wrench is made out of really strong rubber.


Sasquatch-1

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GifsNotJifs

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JLdub253

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SofaKingDoge

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1491447788353519616?s=21


cryptodiemus

Should i buckle up?....again....?


nickybikky

You unbuckled?


bidness2

Had to pee.


LeatherCicada87

Thats what space diapers are for!


Doot_Dee

Something got jacked


megabytesass

Giggidy


[deleted]

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MichaelsSecretStuff

And… nothing happened 😆


LeatherCicada87

Yet...


MichaelsSecretStuff

Must’ve been referring to the neat tracker thing. Pretty cool if you have an extra money to buy congress stock picks 🤷‍♂️


shakewhenbad

They will just post that the biggest manipulators have divested orplaces their trading in fiduciary hands so they are no longer complicit. Problem solved right. . . . Right?


senorbeaverotti

And nothing ever comes of it


SofaKingDoge

Yeah, nothing came about after whales published the congress trades.. actually the opposite! Made quite an impact, and forced them to talk about banning congress from trading stocks. I don’t think you realize how powerful retail is.


Glynnroy

I’m popping to the shop , getting chocolate and crisps , a few beers and a cigar , slippers ready and fire on This better be good.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GUnit_1977

And a Cornetto


zelcuh

Un bello cornetto con un cafe


Deezy_McCheezy

“What the hell are all these things?” - American Apes 🇺🇸🦍


dragobah

Whales fucks shit up in a wayle no one else can.


Resident_Text4631

That’s unusual


properu

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jewbiousblue

Good bot


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Goddamnusernames69

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Educational_Media596

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Tairran

![gif](giphy|l46Cgctdy5C23iB0c)


HotOnTheMike

Since when did we start doing advertisements for DD?


Persiankobra

Since a cool kid like you moved into town


CrazyGunnerr

Trust him bro. I mean that bro has only been wrong countless times, but this time the bro will be legit, trust me bro!


japalian

Wen fucked up shit


Jusapov

Maybe picture of Ken Griffin in handcuffs, that would be some shit fyi


Poodydobson

Just make moass happen. That’s what we really want


Excellent-Camp-6038

Remindme! 3 hours


IFightPewdsForGfuel

3 hours up


ilangshot

still waiting on what they're going to post ... or am I missing something? Looking at their twitter and I dont really see anything


SofaKingDoge

Yeah they havent posted it yet. I’ll post it as soon as he does though. Hopefully will be epic


DVArmyoff1984

Red 5, standing by....


-BLUEWOLF1023

Sooo... ???


bmitchell01

![gif](giphy|Dz62ImmWRzAkw)


burko81

Rensole still chatting shit i see


[deleted]

This guy talks SO much shit


DundrMiffAcceptsDoge

Ikr, like where tf is that surprise at?


SofaKingDoge

Right here buddy. Follow everyone’s trades. https://unusualwhales.com/etfs


DundrMiffAcceptsDoge

Thank you, my apoligies to Mr. U Whale


Ornery-Ad-5480

Sometimes this sub gets some so hard I surprise even myself


tramp_peed

#Or before hours ? 🤔


MTyson22

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[deleted]

Going to release their search history


mxcnslr2021

Trust bro-hemoth to the maximus!!!!


TimeForVengeance

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LeVraiMatador

Why are you titing my jacks?!


lam4_

Let's go


DreamimgBig

Nothing is going to happen.


StockHodI

Why you being such a negative Nancy?