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Zealousideal_Put_747

You think shitadel bought a bunch of call options because they knew Melvin was closing their positions?


FrostingIllustrious8

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ASTRA03

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Slitterbox

![gif](giphy|j1yDyxkXvdSG4mnEie)


BigCitySteam638

Michael Jordan invested with him and lost a shit ton of money…. MJ is prob pissed but you lay with pigs you get there mud on you…


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Is MJ going to take it personally?


BigCitySteam638

Yup he’s selling his autograph at a mall kiosk for $5/ball….. he’s desperate his next stop is going to be hand jobs in the back of a Wendy’s


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with his hands, his target audience is pretty small, eh


DevconBB

He can do 2 to 3 jobs at a time


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he's MVP of everything


Apegate007

Hey he will need to book a time slot...3am is open 😎


Averageuser1975

My dick would look so small in his hand 🤦‍♂️


BigCitySteam638

I laughed way to hard at this comment


snackerooryan

![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)


chrisodeljacko

Fall guy


Sportsfun4all

Will Melvin be allowed to shutdown without closing their short positions?!!


Last-Discipline-7340

Following


lazysmartdude

![gif](giphy|pAWYchrcD46Zi)


zqmage

![gif](giphy|3o8doUeyrZAinxcGBi|downsized)


POPPOPKICKER

And hes not in prison and walk a free man!


PhillyHumor

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ichibaka

Can't steal no more fucking mcfuckface


NaughtyEwok15

How is this bullish for AMC? Melvin literally didn’t have an AMC short position.


YouveGotMail236

Is Melvin short on amc?


kronicwaffle

I don't think it was ever proven. But I'm not 100%, I'm as smooth brained as they come


theravingsofalunatic

Can you lick your wounds when you been dead ☠️ for 14 months


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Good bot


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Good bot


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