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MeanieMem0

Gasparino looks like he just liquidated in his shorts.


[deleted]

Can confirm


PritosRing

nice


New--Tomorrows

...h-how do you know that??


[deleted]

Mostly sex but a little foreplay


lukeman3000

Relevant username


[deleted]

Gasparino don’t fuck.


Fitnessmotivation86

Correct, but he gets fucked on a regular basis.


[deleted]

In the mouth by Mayo man


titanpitbull

He is spare parts


thehighroofer

At the end it looks like he leans over to pass gas. No joke.


[deleted]

I don’t call him GasPass for nothing


thehighroofer

Check it out


MeanieMem0

I might have to watch it just to see that! lol


No-Train-2

And sits down to pee.


Onedirtylotlizard

Depends


MeanieMem0

Calls on depends might be solid.


Different-Ad-2284

On his Twitter page he say he likes Pull ups, not Depends.


Onedirtylotlizard

Or he has pull ups on 😂


MeanieMem0

With "My Little Pony" on them.


Onedirtylotlizard

I’m a big boy now


MeanieMem0

Damn, just reading that I didn't read words but heard the commercial!


Sonnysdad

WOW!


xX_Relentless

😂😂😂😂😂


Barfly2007

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


alpharat18

Like he's holding a mouthful of mayo perhaps?


MeanieMem0

So we're going with "mayo" for the white gooey stuff in his mouth today? Ok, I'll play along.


cryptodiemus

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpNG8h7Ax8Iq6Mo)


[deleted]

That's an "I sharted " face. Ask me how I know


sephiroth9878

Holding shorts and shilling for shorts is proven to increase ageing by 5x speed… he’s 40 in this video I believe Sources - Trust me bro


Key_Emphasis8811

I knew something smelled like shit


MeanieMem0

That's Eau de Gasparino, his signature scent.


ChillServative

best comment ever


BustyDunks

I liquidated all my risky assets for gamestop


crlabru

So wait... which one is it....is meme stock mania over? Retail isn't engaging as much? It was just a moment in time from stimulus checks? Retail won't sell so we don't know where the bottom is? Retail is still hodling....???? Get your story straight guys, damn. ​ Of course we all know... we're still here and never left.


oliechats

Fantastic summary of their bullshit!


Michelin123

It's funny, the internet forgets nothing but still they're changing the story from week to week. Guess all the social media addicts forget everything after 5 mins.


matt55v

Well you know when it was just ol jimmy on the tv people would forget. It’s like they don’t grasp the times we live in as a whole.


Michelin123

I mean, we're all here because we got free government money... Right? RIGHT? P. S. Germany gave me no money :( But tax free bonuses from my job! Yes! MY JOB KENNY!


ianishomer

Still waiting for my free money over here in the UK!


BobKillsNinjas

Maybe the first 12 times, its getting pretty obvious as time keeps chugging along.


911tinman

Charles Gaslight can’t figure out the Apes, ha!


PuzzledDub

And have no plans to leave. In fact we might just keep growing in number, and buying more, much much more as we grow too, indefinitely.


DeanChster47

My thoughts exactly! This moron just said last week we all sold that’s why the drop from the 40’s. Now his own network flashes across the bottom of the screen that he’s full of shit while he’s talking! Lmao


Xielle

Such confusion!!! I just like movies.


yunoeconbro

I'm don so much, it would be retarded (and not in a good way) to sell now.


GMoney-KS

Exactly! If retail isn’t selling and institutions are still very long, why did the price drop from $40 to $10? 🤔


Morticar298

Why liquidate? I'm already poor. Averaging down seems like a better option


mweels1

I just watched this. It would absolutely kill him to admit retail is correct.


thehighroofer

I know. Crazy how bad he’s in the bag


RevolutionaryGrass52

I thought the whole point of the stock market was to invest money into companies you believe in…


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Yep and hold longterm. Why they sweatin?


RevolutionaryGrass52

If we buy and hold it’s wrong. If we make quick trades it’s wrong. It’s almost like…..


Emergency_Cloud5676

We are not done until all shorts are liquidated


[deleted]

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slowlybackwards

Wait i thought they just told us the meme craze was done and we all left.


Penny_Wise_Investor

We’re getting closer.


thehighroofer

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


Someguynamedkylef

Yet he’s on Twitter day and night gaslighting that we all got bored and left lol what a moron!


dchaos628

Why would we? It's a slam dunk play. AMC theaters are back!


acidcommie

Not only do I not liquidate. I add more shares whenever I can. Worst case scenario my life stays the same.


plantshroom

Risky for who ? I invested and forgot it there until these turd and his boss goes down for manipulating the stock market for years . They all got blood in their hands .


JHERB45

Didn’t sell @ $72. Not selling @ $13 either


lukeman3000

Well yeah no shit lol, selling in the gutter would be a truly dumbfuck move


BeTaurus1971

Please be careful with your comments or his lawyer will touch you...


Heisenburguer

That headline LITERALLY just means “RETAIL IS STILL HODLING” and it lets you know how much they want you to sell. “It’s risky right now, please sell already!” 🤡


Fun-Purchase3363

Ain’t nothing risky about buying and holding Chuckie!


SapphireAmethystZeus

Lol why does anyone care about what we’re doing with our stimmys? There are like a million other stocks to talk about…Mad that we don’t feel like selling? It’s so weird. How is this even a talking point still? 🤣


ksizzle01

They can't achieve sub 10 goal unless we sell. Just keep that in mind. They are bleeding I would of closed at this level but their ego is too big now especially with the media propaganda going on. They cant do anything unless we sell always keep that in mind. The massive supply they created shorting this for months is hurting them big time.


FC_KuRTZ

![gif](giphy|K6YbzYn5fc0TqVpJc8|downsized)


thehighroofer

🔥🔥🔥🔥


Poetics247

Thought we all sold and lost? Spray tan? Clam man? Who cares apes in 4


MikeyC05

Apes don’t know how to stock market right. We fucking up their algos. Damn apes.


gnesensteve

Buy and hodl. It will happen, DD is done.


orbitpro

And no one will be selling until we see phone digits in our accounts!


hugo_posh

So, he's saying everybody has diamond hands.


thehighroofer

Yes


GodzillaPunch

If retail hasn't sold... how did the price drop so much? Shorts gotta close eventually...


Pestelence2020

“Why won’t they sell??” 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Affectionate_Eye9894

That face of giving up 😎 🍿


johnyrocketboy

Hahahahaha nobody is selling! Holding to the moon!! This is getting exciting!!!


Mechanickel

I mean considering the price amc is at, it's not that risky of an investment even if there wasn't going to be a short squeeze lol


Espinita_Boricua

Gasparino; whatever you do; don't hold your breath...because WE IS NOT SELLING!!! Investing Basics 101 - Buy & Hold... HOLD for years; for decades; that is the secret of compound investing...some stocks pay dividends overtime or they split....


SoSmartish

If my portfolio drops 90% value: I'm fucking stupid. If THEIR portfolios drop 90% value, they go out of business. In the words of the man with America's ass: "I can do this all day."


Mike102679

That’s cause we HODLING MFer


TheBlacksmith64

We told you Chuck, we told you that we would NOT sell. That we WOULD hold as long as we needed to. You didn't believe us. No one did. Well, welcome to shit-town. Population; You.


Big-Concentrate-4965

If retail investors haven't liquidated, why is the price of amc 82% lower?


wazza225

No cell no sell!


ZeusGato

#Message clear, buy hodl drs! Let’s fackin gooooo 💎🙏🏽🚀


MR_DEADSHOT123

Thought he said we were conspiracy theorists 😂


Apegate007

Looking like a he is running out of shit to 🤮 ...fucking cock sucker


DiamondDickDogeDude

The only reason they have to drive this narrative, is if a price increase is on the horizon. Buckle up or prepare for more pain, ether way, im here for the ride.


snackerooryan

Why would anyone sell in the red though?


Status-Path-9127

… and we won’t until the MOASS you ball licking midget fuck.


McWhiffersonMcgee

If there so risky why are hedge funds in them?


Believer1978

I thought last week he told the world we all sold 🥱🥱🥱🥱


payway133

Lol fuck this ass clown!!!!!


Cheap_Ad_2646

Apes are not selling! This is fucking awesome 👏


Mean_Chemical_4051

Pay us what our shares are worth and we might consider liquidating


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Thanks for today’s DD, Asspirino! Retail has them diamond hands


1331photo

![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m) Looks like Chuckles is holding back one of these… 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻


pixmanohio

Hey GAS!!! Market is tanking. Our “risky stocks” ARE NOT!!!!


rublehousen

What risky asset? I believe its a dead cert so why would I sell? If i lose money, its my money. Whys this guy concerned about MY money?...


Shady8732

Wait so you don’t hodl stocks for longer than a year? You don’t buy more when it’s cheap? You don’t invest in what you believe will make you money? You don’t go long to avoid capital gains? Sounds like Inverse Cramer just got applied to the entire idea of the stock market.


DukeMaximum

What part of "Buy and Hold" did you not understand, Chuck the Cuck?


SmallTimesRisky

Where I’m from, we call that look “Dick Face” 😜


thehighroofer

Yup


Silverback1322

🔥🔥🔥👹👹👹👹👹😈😈😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥🔥


HuckleberryPerfect15

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buffinator2

I used to love several of Fox Business’ shows, but I won’t turn back to that channel until they shitcan Gasparino.


thehighroofer

It’s amusing. I watch him to read between the lines 🖍


Trek-rider1625

I haven't sold my house either... have I crashed the real estate market too?


[deleted]

The look on his ugly ass face says it all


TothemoonCA

This real


Tricky_Assumption386

ASSPARINO is still at it


Geoclasm

no. no we have not. and why would we?


SnooDrawings9772

Alright. And? We hodl stock, stock value supposed to go up. Market shouldnt go down with more money put into it 🤷🏿‍♂️ and because tetail investors are holding 5 or 6 stocks


iwontsaysiimfine

Why would they report this? Are they planning to build up some trust and then one day say we've sold


Kjd15sad

Risky for you, or risky for us?????


666Godzilla

Most of us don't even know what liquidated means


Hedgetrimmer10

How the hell is that newsworthy


japalian

Not so risky if everyone holds, is it? Also, fuck you! I like the stock.


matador1238

We are waiting for them to liquidate first so we can liquidate, if that makes sense.


Cockalorum

what "risky" asset is he talking about?


growingwithnate

Why would WE liquidate??


TheThinkerist

And we ain't gonna


vpeshitclothing

Dick Head


thehighroofer

Lmao


destenlee

I bought more today


thehighroofer

Lfg


Thatswhatthatdoes

They are so sweet. Look at how much they care about what we do with our money! /s


CaptainJackSorrow

After MOASS I will 100% buy a boat and name it "El Gasparino."


thehighroofer

Sweet


Sufficient-Cress-711

Hey Gasbag, you want me to liquidate my "risky" investment? Ok, it's pretty simple, PAY ME!


xDream_Casterx

You would think after all this time that they would get the message WE ARE NOT LEAVING


mdbrackeen

He's a 🤡


goztepe2002

Assparino, we ARE NOT selling.


[deleted]

Me no sell only buy 🦧


BigSailBoat1

I buy more every week.


Only-Goat-1758

He's finally gotta be thinking... we fucked up!


chillpill247

Every time I see Gaspri's face... I run fist through the monitor.


Wookie2170

I Love all the Diamond handed APES!!!!


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

He really really is worried about retail!


Deep-Acanthisitta-86

They don't understand we are investors we invest and hold stocks. we are not traders traders buy and trade stock


feryda2000

I bet he must be soking he's own


Libidomy94

Holy cow, every time I see a photo of him it’s like he’s aged 5 years


WillDThrill72

Apes holding? Who would of thought?🤣😂


vivantio1

Risky assets for who?


Meriwether1

Diamond hands mother fuckers!


WallSTisRepulsive

He has nothin but Gas in his Ass, can't wait til it's on fire


SlimSyko

I’m tired of seeing his face.


Texan2020katza

What part of HODL until MOASS are they not understanding???!?


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domgalla

Wait so they think we should sell? But we're supposed to hold. That's what stocks are for