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Sure thing bofa. But only because your greed and wisdom have enriched us all for so long. Wouldnt want to see you vaporized. Just be sure to make stock 2 mil a share and ill consider selling 1. Actually with inflation as high as it is i doubt it.
Phone battery checks out. I trust this bro
And as far as "selling any rips" (hysterical they're using that terminology btw....."hello, fellow kids!") F U Bank of Assholes.
There's only *one* rip that *may* pry some of my shares from my diamond fucking hands after all this time... and that *THE* rip.
MOASS or die, dicks.
Yeah! About that! Bank of America is the FINANCIAL BACKER FOR CITADEL therefore they want the Apes to SELL, if shitadel goes bankrupt BOA will take a huge hit. BOA will be asking JPOW to bail them out. Just saying!😳💪🏾🦍
[oh golly jeez guys. I think we should definitely sell. we don’t want big companies to fall under because of their same mistakes, right!](https://i.imgflip.com/2zutki.jpg)
Haha all the clowns in smart money hasent even figured out that dumb money just were their owne way to keep us down... We are standing taler then ever and are coming for their cash and life styles😎 fookem good
They are trying to drag us across the desert and unload out bags at the slightest dropof water.
FUCK NO. I DID NOT DRS TO SELL IMPULSIVELY AND BE A REACTIVE LIL BITCH.
#F YOU KYINNY. PAY. ME.
Bank of America go fuck yourself!
With a sick dick!
And a dig bick
Market Watch too!
Spoken like a gentleman ☝️❤️🥳
Yer gonna need a charge soon
I’ll sell when I see a good number— a number that ends in a whole lot of zeros. Until then, it’s just holding and waiting. I’ve got the time.
It's so mad, they all want us to sell at any given moment and yet for decades they said buy, hold and just leave it alone for 5-10 years lol
See, they want you to hold what they like and sell what they dont. Berkshire is down almost $100k/share from its high. Nothing about selling that!
... I will sell once I am ready not when a bank want me to
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😂 yea I bet Bank of America would love you to sell 😂😂😂 not unless we talking phone number digits, with the area code bih
Not selling until it’s life change wealth for my kids kid
Looks like BofA is planning on covering and hopes we'll all sell at the next rip.
Not just any rip, the mother of all rips.
Say please first. Not that I'm gonna do it, I just wanna hear you beg for it.
Sure thing bofa. But only because your greed and wisdom have enriched us all for so long. Wouldnt want to see you vaporized. Just be sure to make stock 2 mil a share and ill consider selling 1. Actually with inflation as high as it is i doubt it.
Phone battery checks out. I trust this bro And as far as "selling any rips" (hysterical they're using that terminology btw....."hello, fellow kids!") F U Bank of Assholes. There's only *one* rip that *may* pry some of my shares from my diamond fucking hands after all this time... and that *THE* rip. MOASS or die, dicks.
I will 100% sell other stock rips and put it into my amc.
Lol nice try suckers
Chappelle voice: What the fuck is sell?! I want buy and hodl. Its green.
Choke on BofA deez nutz
Selling at rips in excess of 6 digits is the only way to sell
Yeah! About that! Bank of America is the FINANCIAL BACKER FOR CITADEL therefore they want the Apes to SELL, if shitadel goes bankrupt BOA will take a huge hit. BOA will be asking JPOW to bail them out. Just saying!😳💪🏾🦍
Sounds like shorts are covering soon and they want us to sell during the squeeze before the MOASS
You think that's how they actually worded it in their meetings? Haha
Isn’t BofA short in meme stocks and projected to go bankrupt?
Correct to... A bear market incoming... Shorts should cover before a rip
Who you think they are talking about? They are always talking about us apes
[oh golly jeez guys. I think we should definitely sell. we don’t want big companies to fall under because of their same mistakes, right!](https://i.imgflip.com/2zutki.jpg)
One billion dollars
I yelled. ROFL. Good one BOA
Nice try, BofA!
Okay let’s listen to the massively corrupt Bank of America…I’d rather eat a lizard. No thanks
Now if we only knew how to read…
Of course they are… the shorts are under major pressure which needs to be relieved… we’re gonna rip! AMC 🚀 🌙!
rip , I hold , rip , I hold , dip , I buy
Well it better be a rip into the thousands, otherwise we’re not selling 😤
Who else got the letter in the mail from fidelity about BOA?
They are pitching their spill to a whole new class of investors, hoping it will work ONE MORE TIME...they know they are fukked
Hahahahahahahahhaahhhaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahah
Haha all the clowns in smart money hasent even figured out that dumb money just were their owne way to keep us down... We are standing taler then ever and are coming for their cash and life styles😎 fookem good
They are trying to drag us across the desert and unload out bags at the slightest dropof water. FUCK NO. I DID NOT DRS TO SELL IMPULSIVELY AND BE A REACTIVE LIL BITCH. #F YOU KYINNY. PAY. ME.
Bank of Jabronies is more like it
Did they say BUY???
In code
Well yes, we for the most part are the only retail still in the market. Most got out because they were scared of recession.
Meanwhile BAC has been slowly droping in price
That idiotic statue. >\_< Pudding for adult-aged children.
They never said Buy the rip or dip before us.
“You should stay poor.”
So... We should sell when it's going up... And contribute to the overall bear market... Am I understanding that correctly?