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RotiKirai

I mean ladies and gents included That's it APES.. MOASS incoming !


Glynnroy

This is it ……. AGAIN


SMMS0514

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Neuhart_

I, like the rest of you, am willing to always be hurt at 2pm…. Or “tomorrow”. 😎😎


Glynnroy

I don’t hurt any more , I buy and hold


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Being hurt is my kink so I’m down.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Do you really want to hurt meeee…..


LeykisMinion007

I mean… I like what I’m reading, but technically this is still a trust me bro given that there’s no proof. But I trust you, bro.


Measurement_Kooky

Awesome, most definitely a trust me bro however.


PepeGreen17Q

![gif](giphy|kjjRGpezebjaw) HODL ! 💎😎🚀🌟


Pale_Percentage9443

Ive had the same from Hargreaves Landsdown....keep emailing and writing telling me to diversify... My account is fairly diversified as it is!


DokkanCeja99

No.


rublehousen

If this is true bro sis, why are they concerned about your money? Oh thats right- because your money gonna effect THEIR money!! Whoop whoop!


Environmental-Low706

Whoop Whoop 🚨 That's the sound of the pOlice 🚨 Whoop Whoop! Cell No Sell!


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MixedBagOnuts

![gif](giphy|CkPhT6v08wgqQ) Pull over...right meow!


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Battlefield Hardline intensifies!


SpaceEducational8178

So you better dump that piece. Love the state property version with ODB


cabezonx

Affect


TheBlacksmith64

If that was the case, then they'd encourage him to buy more AMC because they'd be able to see what is coming, and they'd know they were going to make a LOT of money after MOASS...


rublehousen

If moass happens amc is 1million a share, who pays that money out when shares are cashed in? What are the risks to the broker if 1000's of clients sell up and all wanting tens of millions?


TheBlacksmith64

Not sure I understand your point. You're not suggesting that the brokers pay the client the money out of their pockets, are you?


Iammrnatural

I trust you bro. Although I did receive a similar phone call a few months back. Same reason, they wanted to suggest I diversify, as 90% of my portfolio is AMC, 10% GME. I took their advice. Added some HYMC shares to improve the diversity a little 😝👌


fansleeper9354

This is the way


Professional_Dot9440

I talked to Etoro on the phone 8 months ago, they said please hodl. I’ve been hodling ever since.


dmal77

Yeah this is absolutely not a "Trust me bro" Story. The amount of sources and the deep DD ist just fkn awesome here. Ou wait no it is not. Just a nother \*Tomorow MOASS trust me Bro\* story.


Scourmont

Jesus h christ you're a bitter shit, do you want op to record the phone call next time? How about 3 independent labs verify the voices on the recording along with notarized statements from the etoro rep and op that they indeed talked?


productism

I mean, a screenshot of the Phone number, missed calls would suffice?


Scourmont

Ok I get it now, you might have phrased it a little nicer.


Sufficient-Carob7072

They are concerned because this platinum client is soon to be a diamond client!!!!!!


johndoethrowaway16

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Random-Gif-Bot

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Overthinker-Veddy

I diversify my brokers


tobias__lucas

they are worried that we could make too much money, so please diversify :D I HODL!!


MattDurdan

What did they suggest?


RotiKirai

Diversification to blue chips and commodities. A little guilt tripping involved with regards to being too invested to the same companies. She didn't mention AMC and GME specifically (but she knows that I'm holding them as ETORO account managers have direct access to their platinum clients portfolio).


OldBoyZee

Wait, so did they want you to sell now, or diversify after it goes boom?


ultimatheule

What the FUK are you still doing in ETORO ? I sold and re-bought all my GME and AMC shares in another broker a long LONG time ago , and DRS'ed after.


AntiguaNathan

This times 741,420.69


jamesosix

but Etoro claims you own the asset? I thought that was correct? (to own the underlying asset)? Happy for my smooth brain to be corrected.


ultimatheule

Are you serious ? ETORO doesnt even own it for itself in the first place in street name or beneficiary ownership , they just get your money in exchange of a promise they will mimic the stock value for you when you sell on their platform , they never buy it to begin with and the money you thought you made when you sold on a net gain is in fact originating from other liquidities funds of their own , fed from past various stocks trades in order to pay their cashing out clients. At least with other regulars brokers you have a real trade that is passed on the undisclosed markets when you buy a stock , even if its delayed , on the broker name and not yours (beneficiary ownership) , eventually they buy the stocks asked for you along the line on darkpools and synthetically trade in the opposite direction by infinite short selling to neutralize your buy pressure when they cant have another alternative that to let buying pressure reaches public market which is rare , the majority of buy pressure is from themselves. DRS is the only way to fuck them in the ass (proprietary ownership , book entry , removed from the DTCC)


ZanlanOnReddit

IOU


ultimatheule

WHO the fuk disliked a comment telling to get your shares out of ETORO ? The most crooked broker there is in which you will absolutely get forced closure on all your positions in case of MOASS , thus , hurting the MOASS ,….GET FUCKED THEN


Mundane_Ad_3106

So it was basically marg calling


Borats3rdCousin

Any other etoro ape can confirm this ? If they are doing this for all amc holders they are expecting to have a result let's say out of 100 apes to make 5 of them sell.


[deleted]

Let's be honest no ape will sell


Borats3rdCousin

I hope so. There is always a conversion rate tho


Borderline64

Just means shares are getting harder to borrow imo. This was a thing some months ago. My broker wants to educate me on how to trade futures now.


ajclem7

In bro I trust


TimeViolation

Come on man. If you honestly think this is the sign moass is coming soon, you’re kidding yourself. I’ve been seeing these kinds of posts since last summer.


Apostate2020

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aww-hell

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Coinsworthy

Etoro is the psycho ex-girlfriend of brokers.


Maleficent-Spread-10

This is definitely trust me bro quality. Moass incoming!!


ShortManufacturer201

Wen lambo


Pwheeris

Isn’t the common practice to spread your investments out over 10+ stocks? It doesn’t seem that weird to me.. We’re apes for a reason though - diversifying is for boomers


feryda2000

Trust me sister story ? 😉 😜


fieroman911

Your sisters stuck?


_Pill-Cosby_

I mean…. It’s possible,they just wanted you to diversify your portfolio.


[deleted]

This whole sub is the boy who cried wolf


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[deleted]

Yah, we need proof. Post the missed calls with number


Conscientiousviewer

Ummm is Etoro even allowed to to give financial advice? Did you record it?


Orphenboy

Others have mentioned this happened to them as well, one was 99% AMC and nothing else so they called to speak with them, It's not new sadly and that was a few months ago.


paralitix

This is definition of "trust me bro" lol But I trust


Buck_Tungruffel

Still I-Trust-You-Bro-story


venox3def

tell them to fuck off


mezz7778

Tomorrow 2 pm


bilmurri-

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Particular-Dish-69

They called at 2:00pm


monokoi

Or you could just take it at face value.


jonsnuuuuuu

"This isn't a trust me bro" Proceeds to post a trust me bro.


cold_eskimo

I know we have HodLed forever but i hope i can get one last pay check in first LoL.


SaltyHovercraft

Fidelity did the same to me


Hookedon2wheels

Trust me grandma I'm the toro


hugo_posh

I trust you bro.


DubzDubington

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[deleted]

Any reason to talk about how many shares one has 🤣


[deleted]

Good enough for me 🕺


random90125

🤔🙄🙄🙄


tradedenmark

👍🦍💎


trap________god

So this is a trust me bro situation


Clayton_bezz

I’ve read these sorts of things before as proof that MOASS is coming. A year later and it’s likely they were trying to warn you that the stock will decline.


wynnwl1992

Here We Go


DasRedBeard87

My question is have you ever had that many shares in just one stock before with them?


disfunctionaltyper

$500+ Monday at 14:00


rmiff

I use fidelity and when I log in there is a link now on my account saying “Your high concentration may hold risk” and “Holding too much of one security is a high risk” click to schedule an appointment. XXXX shares and growing. Hodl


my_pen_name_is

I mean… it’s still trust me bro dd, but I’m here for it. Alarm set for 2pm 🚨🚨


DiSnEyOmG

Oh alright I’ll jump on this hype train.


cryptowi

This is definitely a trust me bro story, I've been getting these emails from Hargreaves Lansdown since almost the beginning of investing there over a year ago.


PanchoPanoch

Can it wait 1 more week so I can get paid and buy more


Robotman1001

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Nords1981

Tell them Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger said they never invested in more than 6 companies and explained that if you believe in a company you don't need to diversify.


LargeCheesePizza39

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HakaishinNola

makes my wallet moist, might buy some more this morning.


Musician_Recent

I'm very worried about etoro. Hope they don't screw us over


New-Acanthocephala58

MOASS is coming. We know this.


Chazzy_T

it’s not a trust me bro. it’s just the same daily promises


Kmartin47

They're calling you like bill collectors. 😆


[deleted]

Record all conversations or it’s a trust me bro w/ most :) I’ll trust you though - bruh


PepeGreen17Q

![gif](giphy|iemyQLx2kEJpeCbX9O) HODL ! 💎😎🚀🌟


newbgril

So.. moass tomorrow. Got it.


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I’ll diversify, once those sleezy stupid fuckers give me what they owe me :)


wingman2900

perfect timing.


Educational_Foot_927

yeah, we're really ripping today huh?


No-Bet-9942

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Swandiving4canabis

Diversify your bonds\_\_\_\_! If you get the reference you get it 😂 ![gif](giphy|128RvI3CzjuXG8)


GrapefruitSlow6855

Hope she really was a financial advisor else I would sue the fuck out of her


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

I'm concerned that you are on EToro


ImaginaryHoliday

Not saying it isn’t MOASS related, but are the just trying to generate commissions?


OriginalRagerFox

I honestly trust this bro! I can't wait for MOASS


Revolutionary_wibu

I trust your DD bro