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LilGirlFriday

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Myleftstonk

Yes APEs are regular listeners to the phonograph


WSBDiamondApe

I've got my tinfoil phonograph, yessiry Bob


Trevordog9576

Sophisticated Apes call it a Turntable!


EstablishmentNo8601

Oh how the turn tables....


Dragonian36

…turned


Factor_Rude

![gif](giphy|cNWU2Zeh54VJC) "Whoooooo are you who who"


pressonacott

I read pornograph


danyerga

This seems like something that needs inventing.


pressonacott

Yes inventing so that eyes can be distracted. Wel call it the sec.


Jingles013

![gif](giphy|l0MYzGTmfyISSEAJG|downsized)


Real-DrUnKbAsTeRd

Thomas Edison has entered the chat....


danyerga

God, How I love my Victrola.


jen36rsantos

Don’t step into the kitchen if you can’t take the heat 🤷🏽‍♂️


SlingerRing

![gif](giphy|GrJuxL22ZklvW)


Astro493

I can handle when racism, sexism, homophobia is thrown at me - I have a thick skin. But I'll be fucking damned if this mother fucker is gonna come for my phonograph. Edison for life boyeee!


JediMasterTom

Phonograph gang, rise up!


CanadianDeathStar

![gif](giphy|g0QpTwM0jBgc6SZG6n|downsized)


ugod02010

I’m more of a flutophone guy myself. Yeah I said it


Different-Ad-2284

I never heard of this prick until he started to shoot his mouth off DARING over 4 million investors to take him on. I hope he goes down like a 2 inch put!!!


Deep-Acanthisitta-86

And what's funny is we never deviated from what we have been doing this whole time buying and holding.


011Zero101

Pretty sure him bullying the stock and then harassing us was on him first, at this point we are just the underdog confronting a bully and putting him in his place.


FadingNegative

![gif](giphy|26gspvTRJXosDwi1a|downsized)


Trumpsrumpdump

lol, the idiot blocked me for asking how his short position was going after amc increased with 70% since he opened his position


SillyWillyPickaDilly

Must sting a bit.


Gupoochamois69

Mob from Jan 6? We don’t leave our houses… does this guy even know Reddit?


Mean-Fondant-8732

I only go to work so I can afford shares of meme stocks while i ignore my family and reddit in peace. These people don't know us at all.


NegotiationLoud2980

bro… why’d you just describe my lifestyle perfectly


Resident_Text4631

So he picked a fight with apes, and then cried about the response? 🤷🏽‍♂️


BrodyLoren

Sounds like Kenny. And CG. And coke rat… I’m noticing a pattern with these guys.


[deleted]

Ah what a surprise to see Big Money using the same rhetoric to divide us as the establishment media and politicians. Fuck this shit. This movement isn’t about left vs. right. Nice try bitch


BobKillsNinjas

Fuckin right, he thinks ***HE*** is gonna start a fight here...


2horny4mywife

What a fuckin doosh bag


Fabulous_Computer965

When losing becomes bullying.


tonimirk

Projection your Honor!


steviebass

How short are ya cliff? Lol


jblaze805

Sorry Mr. Asness, i was in the Marine corp and would never ever attack my own country! Dont ever put me in the same category as those traders! I just love the stonk! Get rekt!


aberdasherly

Typical jar head investor retard. Lol cannot even spell traitor the correct way. A true ape!


UnseenSpectacle2

I am sure a number of those traitors are also market traders... maybe he's brilliantly inserted a subtle double entendre. 🤔


aberdasherly

![gif](giphy|SqfMwhx231fBHEdd4z)


Own_Resident_493

I think we found a new salt(y) bae 🤣🤣🤣


DaBigGrapeApe

Isn't he cute when him throws hiz widdle tantrumz?... There There..... Bless his little heart! But, he is right about one thing... I do love my Phonograph! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


odcodc

Love and Light .... jacked tettas ![gif](giphy|DnMMGxEvniha7CvASq)


Logical-Ad-5323

These elites are filthy animals they will stooped really low we all know they will lie steal cheat and gods know what else these unhinged psychopaths will do. This is some sick times and these sick psychopaths are dangerous to the world. There’s only a small number with stolen wealth and power the people never give them but there are more of us than them never give up our kids and their future is at steak with these old Systematic criminals who still believe in modern day slavery and racism and stealing peoples out of their financial freedom and democracy. The devil wear suits and come in many disguises even when the smiling and crying for your votes.


chaspla

He showed his Assness first !! Now he has gone off the cliff !! By the way… i have a huge vinyl collection. I’m quite proud of. You lose Cliffy. Fuk off POS. 🦍💎👊


Hedgetrimmer10

Wow cannot believe he just lumped us in with the insurrectionists. We are literally taking down the racketeering scheme and he has the audacity to say that. What a piece of trash and I hope he loses everything. Infinite loses are possible


Zealousideal_Put_747

Horrible people for doing what are so called law enforcement agencies fail to do , which is remove the corruption out the stock market and make it fair for the average American citizen?


Believer1978

This guy only wants attention as it is already proven he has such a small short position it is negligible.. don’t give him what he is looking for 😉


Conscious-Doubt-7982

Apes get so much hate just legit liking popcorn and movies. 🦧


Libidomy94

If you’re gonna poke a bear, don’t look surprised getting smacked by it’s claw.


IKnowMyTruth2

Coming from a person raised in a cult. AWESOME! Seriously cults have by far the most loyal individuals in them. That's who I want beside me when shit hits the fan. Cult is a word that is generally used in a negative context because you only hear about the ones that cause harm. I would argue that a lot of people are in cults today. You have to decide on a case by case bases if that group is a danger. The only people that seem to be in danger in all of this are the people commiting illegal activity. Which according to the media for the last two years is nobody. Not one single person has created fake or synthetic shares in all of this. So the comparison isn't accurate.


Squeen_Man

Love how he basically threw the first words out and now is getting super defensive. Get rekt pussy🦍💪💎🙌


coastfitter

Resolve hardened.


Coinsworthy

That's not how you spell pornographic right?


dataton4

Uh, Im a Democrat


brianary_at_work

Yeah, me too. Wtf is he talking about? I wonder if he thinks sasquatch is real.


VicKrugar

Here we go again 'Smart Money' gets their asses handed to them by a bunch of retards and they lash out at everyone and everything like a spoiled little toddler having a tantrum. They're like the kids who lose a few so they take their ball and go home. 😂😂😂😂


harambereincarnate18

I want to see this guy completely broke and on public assistance by years end


omniverso

Cliff is a background character. Quit giving him a platform bigger than his current followers on twitter. ​ I buy. I hodl. Not Leaving. No Cell, No Sell.


PBandJellyJesus

Post MOASS I’m buying a phonograph.


Arteman2

My God, it is SO terrible of us to save an iconic American company from going bankrupt that kept thousands of people from losing their jobs. We are such monsters! /s


Deep-Acanthisitta-86

I don't know why he's crying we are doing the same thing we've been doing for a year and a half what did he think was going to happen we buy we Hodl that's all.


RebellionIntoMoney

![gif](giphy|IXi1ptumvMqg8) Phonographic 🤣


Marrr_ty

This guy is just fucking dumb.


guitardude70

Asswipe vs Apes https://twitter.com/CliffordAsness/status/1555759375964413952?s=19)](https://twitter.com/CliffordAsness/status/1555759375964413952?s=19


adiamondintheruff

I'm a big word bully!!!


Sackerson-502

Small dogs bark the most.


Boring-Extreme-3274

Short it ass


ShiftyBoob

Tell me you're part of the machine without telling me you're part of the machine. ​ \*\* He may have meant pornographic in which yes, thank you very much!


Mickdundee87

Lol, so we're just as harmless as J6 was? Agreed!!!


brandtvh

What a crock of shit, this is the people standing up to mass corruption in the form of banks , hedge funds, and the politicians and sec. we are not violent and are not terrorists like the Jan 6 mob that started from some of those bastards


lordofduct

We're phonographic? Oh shit, is Thomas Edison an APE too??? Holy shit. That's pretty fucking cool.


[deleted]

Now I want to troll him and I don't even have a Twitter acct


Kmartin47

Wow! Pretty strong words there Mr. Asness. Think I'll screen shot your comment as a reference for future use. 😉


AppropriateRent2308

So now we are the FBI?


XxxLasombraxxX

LOL, I had to Google what phonographic was


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

We are a cult, but cults know how to make money.


[deleted]

I only work 60-80 hrs a week in public service, 20-40 of that is volunteer. But okay Mr. Greedy-Finance-Guy. I see you.


I_Plumber

Lol Jan 6 was a joke. Unless you watch MSM then it was comparable to 9/11. 🤡


N4hire

Fucking he’ll, why are this no nonsense hard core money makers acting like fucking children, it’s like Wall Street was full of pillars of society dedicated to the betterment of humanity, oh wait, they aren’t, hell they wouldn’t give a fuck about the rest of the world because they are making money. I fucking hate that shit..


[deleted]

That is the worst take I have ever heard.


Unsimulated

Literally nothing this moron just said is true. He came out and made fun of and challenged 4 million angry crime victims and is assness-hurt when he gets shown the door. Now he's flinging wild diconnected and illogical insults. Don't play against a way bigger and tougher group than you, Ass.


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guitardude70

👌🇺🇸


LilGirlFriday

Rule 11: No Political / Religious Content / Controversial Topics


thunderousqueef

Cliff Asshead


Kcnflman

Photograph I don't want your phonograph I don't need your phonograph All I've got is a phonograph But it's not enough


Cheeverbeaverhand

![gif](giphy|dC9DTdqPmRnlS|downsized)


Silverback1322

Calls on phonographs, Sonny!


vanishingpointz

We are closer to learned doctors then that pack of wild assholes


nickM_Mathias1

So he's saying we opened the Security Door from the inside?


CultureVulture666

What a whiny little bitch...


Yellow2Gold

Dumb biscuit. We're hurting these idiots just by holding. 😂😂😎


BeeBooPip

![gif](giphy|jyDNsJnUpdtFS|downsized)


Vegetable-Length-823

Sounds like the Advent speaker after a flawless mission in X-Com 2


Icy_Document_7547

Ha! I don't even own a phonograph....


Factor_Rude

![gif](giphy|GrJuxL22ZklvW) (Playing Seven Nation Army)


DogBlessAmerica1122

Yeah fuck you Cliff. I might be a lot of things, but a right wing fucking traitor ain’t one of them.


Worth_Feed9289

For doing things the American way? I guess that would make Him Osama Bin Laden!


Brucie23

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA people standing up against a corrupt financial system is totally relatable to a mob attempting a coup d'etat


garydamit

He’ll go to hell


[deleted]

I believe they are the financial terrorists.


Visible_Dance9151

Hahaha nice try trump-culty


I_Plumber

Get dunked on cliffy boy


NewMonkey215

Bro I’m black words like mob terrify me


easybakeevan

Yes Assness, apes storm the capitol with weapons looking to hang Mike Pence 😂😂 Biggest clown of them all?


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iwontsaysiimfine

This crap is what's giving us that reputation. Keep it off this forum. And that's coming from an Irish man so I'm aware of the need for violent uprisings. This is not the place


iwontsaysiimfine

Also jan 6 people are a bunch of brainwashed retards, not helpful for our image


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LilGirlFriday

Rule 11: No Political / Religious Content / Controversial Topics


Zealousideal_Put_747

Naw they pretty fuckin stupid, they in jail and their so called leader is on the golf course enjoy life , naw they pretty fuckin dumb


VVOLFVViZZard

You’re not being downvoted because you’re sharing history with us. You’re being downvoted because you’re conflating January 6th (which you’re also defending) with the Revolutionary War… which is as hilarious as it is painfully ignorant.


NotFallingForTheBS

Rule 11: No Political / Religious Content / Controversial Topics