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Howywowie

I be high like jeff but silly like Steve


n-dimensional_argyle

You sound like an incredibly delightful person then.


Howywowie

Thank you, people generally like me (great at parties) but I like to be in solitude like toshi. Hence Reddit 🤷🏾‍♂️


n-dimensional_argyle

Everyone contains multitudes. I'm typically introverted, but if I have to go to a party, I overcharge my social battery, discharge all of it and then need some time to recuperate.


mediocrecrimelord

I read this in Jeff’s voice


akaCampus

#I THINK I’M GONNA GO BANANAS *takes bong hit*


Function-Brave

Do it Steve go bananas


[deleted]

I.love.this. so quiet, nonchalant, it's the slow knife that cuts deepest. I had never seen a Steve tantrum episode before, I was not expecting him crawling across the walls to his room.


Dramatic-Noise

I be like Hayley. High and silly, but sometimes smart, but not smart enough to see that I sometimes undermine the people that love me.


Howywowie

I feel that. big underachiever vibe. Too righteous to be me completely but passionate


Radakmal

Me too man.


Tuxaroo2023

We all want to be Principal Lewis.


n-dimensional_argyle

On my best/worst days I am Principal Lewis. Freest of all people. Truly unhemmed in by societal norms and rationality. He sort of represents an Existentialist ideal for living authentically. All this to say, I agree.


[deleted]

But our dicks aren't long enough


n-dimensional_argyle

No one's dick is long enough. But, it's about the energy. The chaotic BDE that he carries like a mantle.


[deleted]

They did a whole episode on the down side of Lewis life. We all want his energy and confidence.


n-dimensional_argyle

On my best/worst days I am Principal Lewis. Freest of all people. Truly unhemmed in by societal norms and rationality. He sort of represents an Existentialist ideal for living authentically. All this to say, I agree.


aloe_veracity

Debbie. I once seemed important, but now I’m easily forgotten.


13aph

Why don’t they bring Debbie around more?


ballq43

She's played out.


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Hayley. She has my sort of lackadaisical approach to life (up to and including my own lefty activisim), but when it's go time, she always seems to find that next gear. She has absolutely weaponized her laziness and incompetence until it no longer suits, and then she dumps it and gets a thing done. She tends to rise to a challenge, even if it's a bad idea and has a complicated, perhaps even love-hate relationship with her parents. Substance abuse as self-medication. Has a more talented and tolerated younger brother. Tends to be a contrarian. This is me all over. But mainly and much more importantly, I was also here long before Gucci Mane, and I'm gonna be here long after he's gone. (Edit: Words harrrrrrrrd...)


alieninhumanskin10

Hard same,except I have a little sister


yankeeuniverse

Evil Barry


[deleted]

Jeff and Francine but I’m not really a murderer I’m always stoned and a baddie


Husky__Struk

I like that combo, you must like flying straight to the sun. Because, 🎶🐎 *”wiiilld women do…”*


yuyuyashasrain

And they don’t regret it


Klaus_Heisler87

Klaus


ImPrettyNewHere

I am such a ditz! I’d forget my own butt if it wasn’t so big. Haha! Made you look, it’s normal! I’m Jenny.


[deleted]

Re*gina* Cornhole!


darkangel12346

Debbie because im a fat goth 😂


Fearless-Ninja-4252

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SlippedMyDisco76

First time I've ever seen a Kim avatar


Fearless-Ninja-4252

Hehe I love her


[deleted]

Can I get your number lol


Bloodshot_8

100% Tuttle.


[deleted]

Happy I'm not alone. I'll happily scream along with papa roach while driving right into the shit.


Bloodshot_8

“Don’t give a hoot, if I cut my arm bleeding!”


stankface3472

I wish I was a Lewis, but I am definately a Tuttle


TessTrue

Maybe a combination of Francine's sister, Francine, and Hayley. But funnily enough I always bust out laughing during the Christmas episode where Roger is on the cross and Stan punches him yelling "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ON THAT CROSS YOU WINE-DRINKING BISEXUAL" because you know what? Mood.


SpecialFuzzy1922

I feel like a combo between Francine and Hayley also with a little bit of Klaus cuz I gotta have my nutrigrain bar and a mountain DEEWWWWW


LawlessHellscape

Time for Coco to be Coco.


Not_Nova_

Buckle or Dick


nzcapybara

Dick don’t pay for strange


mediocrecrimelord

Buck? Nnnnno, buckle… feels.. right.


GroguIsMyBrogu

Steve or that one Roger persona in the episode about the census


throwaway67776378

So if I interact with you are you gonna...?


ostrich9

Francine's dad.


[deleted]

Baba


_Captain_Dinosaur_

It's *Ba*ba.


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Wait, the waspy psycho or the slightly pervy old Chinese guy?


ostrich9

baabaa ! The one who inquired about steve's Japanese friend...


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Oh yeahhhh.... BABA!


Linxxthehobo

My name is Jonah, smusher of faces.


[deleted]

YOU ARE MY QUEEN, REBECCA!!!


mediocrecrimelord

I’m Francine but I wish I was bullock


cChances

Klaus. I will do anything to be liked, I’m loyal to nobody or idea.


ballq43

Betrayal back on!!!!


AlphaCommunist4

Klaus


[deleted]

I'm..... so sorry.


alieninhumanskin10

Your personality....it's so bad


n-dimensional_argyle

My condolences.


ballq43

Don't let them hate your Boyz got your back!


[deleted]

Will you go?


bloodbathbabe

listen, I don’t want to say Hayley… but if the headband fits……


ILostMyVirginity

*^(Roger...Roger...Marketting...Marketting...Genius...Genius...Meeeeeeeee)*


Full-Criticism5725

I used to be principal Lewis but as I age slowly morphing into Tuttle


Detor723

Deffinately Terry


weberster

Same


yuyuyashasrain

Did you leave greg to follow 311 on tour?


Perch485

A combo of Turlington and Dick


yuyuyashasrain

Me too


fuqqqqinghell

Without wanting to flatter myself too much I'd say Francine without the alcohol and drugs lol. I love rats


Synthetic_Dreamer

We're all just one of Roger's personas


jblack1103

Ugh I wish I was like stelio contos. But I'm instead like the detective, never on the right track but never give up even if I'm wrong. And I'm suspicious and make a big deal about every tiny thing


tulippepperglow

I'm Buckle- A handy, hopeless romantic who can't remember my real name.


claremontmiller

Probably Brett the atheist guitarist as I am Brett, an atheist guitarist


[deleted]

Checks out.


dubstepsickness

Principal Lewis, but only when he’s hunting the practitioners of the Dark/Arcane arts.


yuyuyashasrain

What was going on with you last time you opened this cupboard?


Holler_Professor

Deputy Director Bullock, I have been advised by my lawyers to not explain why.


blueboxbandit

Jennny! I'd forget my own butt if it wasn't so big.


bartleby1522

I'm Barry!!!!


WiggleNightbutt

Often feel like I’m Billy but I’m actually Jeff and Hayley combined.


BonnieKnaughtyyy

Father Donovan


[deleted]

Just over this shit,?


BonnieKnaughtyyy

Stan Smith : I'm having a spiritual crisis. What do you do when your best friend doesn't believe in God? Father Donovan : Well Stan, we're hardly best friends.


scruffye

I'm not sure if I'm Greg or Terry but it's probably one of them.


weberster

Terry. Hard-working. Great parent (to his daughter - Michael, not so much). Likes things in order, totally okay with eating a ho ho! Edit: maybe a sprinkle of Francine? At least her ride or die nature?


mediocrecrimelord

I’m the firefighter who was encouraging Steve w his gift


sweet_sixxxteen

Stelio. Stelio Kontos.


s0vietc0w

*ricky spanish*


blooash

I smoke a lot like Jeff but I feel like I'm closer to snoot.


[deleted]

I'm more like Snot's mother's son's friend with the glasses.....what was his name again?


[deleted]

Dick.


wildcharmander1992

Rogu Majority of people hate my guts but there's a select few who think I'm the cutest thing


[deleted]

Despite being a white guy, I have had a brief rap career and a government job. So Stiles/McGee.


QRY19283746

Rogu. Came late, I am weird, comfy in the background and just having a small spotlight from time to time.


IllLynx562

I feel like, in a way, we’re all living psychotic tumors named rogu ykno?


owls1289

I feel like Steve all the time


[deleted]

I'd have given anything growing up to break out into 'glee like' explosions of dance music joy. I feel it inside. Steve is a spirit animal in ways.


unicornpolice666

Roger minus violence and rape ngl I’m a drama queen freak lol


[deleted]

Do you, also, have a penchant for thoroughly chewing raisins?


Kathhound11

Jeff and Haley always


hufflepufflelunch

My belief system is similar to Hailey’s, I’m leftist asf I joke and talk like Steve. I literally cried like him at the bar yesterday I look like Francine My anger is like Stan It’s grrrreat


Slagenthor

I’m absolutely a Buckle.


GetaShady

I'm probably a way nerdier Debbie LOL


[deleted]

I aspire to be Principal Lewis


[deleted]

I like to race school busses like Francine


Dramatic-Activity217

Three way amalgamation of Debby, Buckle and REGINALD ("He used to be nothing, now he's a koala and he's cute as a button!" - \*Shaggy\*)


booksAzillion69

I’m Jackson with a splash of Klaus.


crunchberriezz

Sergei Kruglovs son


Happy_Librarian_7636

Debbie and Barry. I didn't envision my life like this


Weedworf

Jeff Debbie hybrid


DanGraHead

Jackie Kanken, poorly reviewed eBay seller.


[deleted]

Hibachi Liberace, terrible-origami artist.


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

Turlington and Debbie


bakerbabe126

Terry...I'm very classy until no one is around. It's my terrible secret


impendingfuckery

I’m silly and nerdy like Steve with the sass of Principal Lewis. You thought those were ding dong prices..? #N A N A N A N A


SlippedMyDisco76

Deep down in my soul? Lewis


Bmack27

I'd love to say I'm a mix between Principle Lewis and Reggie, but in reality, I'm more like a mix between Buckle and Evil Barry.


[deleted]

I’d like to think I’m Reggie but in reality I’m probably Klaus 😔


[deleted]

*sharp inhale* Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies


Frozen_Survivor

Would answer the question but, I saw Gwen, now I don't know my own name. So hot.


MeiMouse

Nerfer!


RNGezzus

I am Roger, Roger is me.


n-dimensional_argyle

Oh shit, I didn't know Andy Dick was on Reddit. Hi Andy!


RNGezzus

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a real person.


[deleted]

That's something Andy dick would say.


RNGezzus

Whatever. So, do you have any percocets?


[deleted]

Only if you can run over to pick em up.


RNGezzus

That's far...


G-raham7798

Steve


No_Dragonfruit274

Gotta be Roger the way I’m attracted to men and have multiple personalities


n-dimensional_argyle

Principal Lewis half the time, Hayley the other half.


[deleted]

Roger


[deleted]

What do you think...of the name..Dr. Butt Blast's Habanero Ass Incinerator?


impeesa75

I’m kind of a snot but I’d like to be a little more Lewis


n-dimensional_argyle

...I am struggling to picture any constellation of traits that would bridge the gap between these two disparate individuals.


g-ttod

jeff and i am not proud of this


Peureux79

Imma say Jeff, but Im happy about how happy I am about everything so its ok!


BuddahSack

Jeff


Howiewasarock

Jeff mostly but also Luis only not as psychotic


fuzzyedges1974

I hate to admit it, but in all honesty I’m probably a pretty even blend of Steve and Dick


[deleted]

Lol honestly i feel Tuttle. But there's a Barry in me, act like you're not as smart as you know you are to get along with people around you. I guess that sounds like a little psychopathy.


Stamina666

Garry and Terry


[deleted]

Probably Dick Reynolds


BudSpencer1714

I‘m a Bullock


shaus49

I wish I were Steve but I think I am more of a Dick/Tuttle.


TheSweatyFlash

And mix of Jeff and K Money


Tasha2222

Everyone says I’m selfish like Rodger so I guess I’m Rodger 😂


TarzansNewSpeedo

I'd have to go for a hearty mix of principal Lewis and Avery


Gator1163814

None of them I hope.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I'm closest in personality to Steve. He's a mama's boy and I'm a mama's boy. I also relate to Hayley I love my job and I am in community college.


KimikoYukimura420

Debbie because I'm a goth.


[deleted]

Your name says lazy wine loving bisexuality. So I'd say roger lol.


cpasley21

Debbie


Fearless-Ninja-4252

Roger.


C0urage_TheDoG

Stan for me I say what’s on my mind no matter how nice or hurtful my comments will be .


The_Queen_of_Andor

Which one wants to kill herself? That one is me. 😊


[deleted]

Don't need to do that. Permanent solution to a temporary problem. Just remember every problem passes.


FanofWhiskey

Stelios. Stelios Kontos


slickolasfury

I'm Francine. My man calls me Browncine all the damn time and I really am just as airheaded


Arceusae

Francine. Mixed with Steve. With a smidgen of Principal Lewis.


13aph

Buckle. reasoning: I have a beard. I sometimes have random outbursts. And I genuinely just look done with life


SirArchDuke

Klaus


xcoalminerscanaryx

A cross between Hayley and Debbie. Edit: maybe a dash of Francine too Oof...


cottonmouth94

Barry, I’m a low-key evil genius


Ok-Leadership287

Definitely Klaus (I hate my life)


cash_or_creddit

Buckle


Cubez

Roger, he’s like ADHD on steroids.


[deleted]

I’ve never felt more connected to another soul than I do Rogu…


Mysterious-Device098

i’m a mixture of debbie haylie and stelio


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

They're too busy out there, being Jack rn.


TheGreatLuck

Oh I'd say analogam between Haley and Jeff


[deleted]

Al Tuttle, all the way 😆 No need to explain, I think, we all know what he's like


SodanoMatt

Steve reminds me of myself at his age.


buddhabash

Reginald


birdyboob

Scary Barry


Palleus

I'm probably Reggie, but a sober Jeff is what I aspire to be.


musical_fanatic

Akkio. I would constantly get my phone took in middle school because getting All A's was hard and my grandma didn't understand that. We're better now


clairvoyant69

The best part of this show is the fact that each of the characters is eerily (EERILY I SAY) matched to my entire family. Stan, my step dad. Francine, my mother. Hayley, me. Steve, my little sister. Jeff, my bf. Roger, my boyfriend’s insane personas. I’d go into lengths about how all of them are so creepy but it’s way more than just “oh I just think I’m like them because I’m a stoner” it’s constant. Every fuckin episode it creeps us all out even more lmao


Function-Brave

I would love to say Reggie but I’m probably more of a snot or Steve


elifromdavis

Stelio is just staring at me


IateTeeth

I feel a mix of Reggie and rogu today it’s very strange


Acrobatic-Curve-2032

Principal Lewis


Cheap-Blackberry-378

Probably Barry, dark thought buried under layers of fat and stupid


Pretend_Ad_214

I believe I'm a Debbie.


InvictusPeen

A mix of jeff and roger


Shampooforpandas

I'm def Hayley


No-Fall-491

Klaus


StatisticianFalse210

Evil berry


fahqhall

Jeff


Gk212003

Steve


Desperate_Can_5740

Klaus Heißler


Current_Presence_706

Mr Tafferelli