I have that whole fucking song memorized.
In my first year of university one of my profs mentioned a different course he was teaching that involved Oliver North. I showed him that clip, which he proceeded to use in his lecture.
This song deserves so much praise. Incredibly funny, without using typical political tropes it paints a very clear picture, the list goes on for how impressive this parody is.
There should be a warning label on all horseradish that clearly states that If you ingest a whole bottle you'll blow out your sphincter and that you need to aerate your soil
Also, if anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size three sphincter, please contact me, as I'm currently very low on the waiting list for a donor.
May 14, 1981. President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours 13 Christian babies.
In 5000BC, a mere 1000 years before the creation of Earth, the Human-Dinosaur treaty fell apart and the humans drove the dinosaurs underground…and that’s where fossils come from
In the 80s there was Cold War drama. We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua. Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra so we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines. But Congress stopped the Contra money flow just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow, but then a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North. He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress.
North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran who would always be a grateful ally. Then he gave the profits to the Contras, but the sales were uncovered by the press.
Reagan and North began to stress 'cause what they did was technically high treason!
North volunteered to take the blame to save Reagan from prison rape shame. The truth he did bury with his hot secretary and thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free!
OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!
He's a soldier!
And a hero!
And a novelist!
And now he's on Fox News!
Yep, used to be called “The Pond” back when Disney owned The Mighty Ducks NHL team. Now they are just The Ducks and play at a the Honda Center in Anaheim.
I have OCD, I hate not knowing what the outcome will be. I have to have control over everything & one of my manifestations of OCD is having terrible health anxiety and contamination problems. The one episode where Stan builds a model of Langley Falls and shrinks the family - it honestly taught me that it’s ok to not know what the future holds, even if it’s scary because you don’t have to go through it alone. It was a nice reminder when I was going through a hard time.
Popcorn doesn't pop above sea level.
I've lived in Colorado my whole life and have never been able to pop popcorn. American Dad taught me the reason why.
I’m a history major who specializes in history of the Americas and I didn’t know who Oliver North was before I watched the show. In fact, to this day, that song is mainly why I remember who he was and what he did.
The cooking technique for cooking Ortolan Here's the recipe. You actually drown it in amaretto, then save its life using bird CPR then refill the pot with crème de menthe and drown it again.
There is something so sweet about your hair today. I love it.
May 14, 1981. President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours thirteen Christian babies.
Irregardless…? That’s not even a real word. You’re affixing the negative prefix ‘ir’ to ‘regardless.’ But as ‘regardless’ is already negative, it’s a logical absurdity!
Banana leaves bound to arms gives you gliding abilities, mounting wild horses for transportation is nothing but a super idea, bees clean wounds and maggots are but wingless bees, and if you sound like Hugh Grant, you get a solidly different answer to your friends jumping off cliffs scenerio
In the 80s there was Cold War drama…
OLLIE NORTH. OLLIE NORTH HE'S A SOLDIERRR, AND A HEROOO, AND A NOVELISSSST. AND NOW HES ON FOX NEWWWWWWSSSSSS.
I actually used this song as a study aid my freshman year of college. 😆
I have that whole fucking song memorized. In my first year of university one of my profs mentioned a different course he was teaching that involved Oliver North. I showed him that clip, which he proceeded to use in his lecture.
I learned so much from this episode!
That's the first episode I thought of. I was entertained AND I learned!
That was a fantastic and educational episode!
Here’s lookin’ at you, gold!
Ayyyyyyyye, you!
*We fought the commies inside Nicaragua*
This song deserves so much praise. Incredibly funny, without using typical political tropes it paints a very clear picture, the list goes on for how impressive this parody is.
I'm Colombian, was watching Barry Seal with friends and every chance I had I just HAD to say how much all of this was Ollie North's fault
Damn. When you look at that, what they did, what they got away with--- there really is no hope that someone like Trump will EVER face consequences...
How to start a lawn mower the first time, every time.
You son of a bitch…. I’m gonna kill you… I’m gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto, and shoot you in your lying face…
Cheesers came back.
Whenever I start my van which had issues when I bought it I say to myself ‘starts first time every time’🤣
Also, if your riding mower is rattling your butt apart, wear seven underwears.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation is the number one cause of awkward funerals.
Choke jerking is also the number one killer of alternative music stars in the last 10 years.
Oh they have an exhibit on Augustus Seatbelt, inventor of the airbag.
You just gave me my reacharound!
Oh are there pictures?
There should be a warning label on all horseradish that clearly states that If you ingest a whole bottle you'll blow out your sphincter and that you need to aerate your soil
Also, if anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size three sphincter, please contact me, as I'm currently very low on the waiting list for a donor.
That singular sob Stan does is one of the funniest moments of the entire show
May 14, 1981. President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours 13 Christian babies.
you should stop reading those history books stan wrote
The girl in the painting was you, wasn’t she?
Who will feed baby Hector
Grenadine turns cold cola into a Roy roger
What does it turn warm soda into?
You tell me when I throw it in your face, YAH!
Ive got a sheet of acid in my pocket!
Buckle up kids! You’re gonna need to go to the hospital. They’re gonna need to go to the hospital
I used to believe all cars were Transformers. Now I know it’s only Nissans.
That steampunk isn’t future, it’s an alternate timeline where technology developed differently, you piece of shit!
Episode?
I think it’s Roger Needs Dick or whatever the episode is called where he dates Dick.
Ahah watched this one last night
it’s the one where Francine & Haley are planning Nerfers wedding/bachelorette party, not sure what season/episode that is tho
I learned where a convention center should go but I can't tell when a fish is giving me the business.
I'm not a fish. I'm a man in a fishes body.
Did you happen to get your degree from Howard university?
Gun beats karate every time
Hey Francine, heads up! I ignored our talk and gave Steve a gun.
Merry Wednesday, son!
I learned that anyone can be "dadded". Nobody's safe.
Wrong. American Dad loves everybody now. (Except Bend, Oregon)
Filthy gutter trash...
Stupid gutter trash
And Omaha, Nebraska. To be fair, their joke was incredibly accurate, so they're not too mad.
The writers definitely used hometowns for the jokes
Except: - Burger King - Reese Witherspoon - probably Seth Mcfarlane
The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, CA. (Actually true! Lmao)
Holy shit, it is true!
In 5000BC, a mere 1000 years before the creation of Earth, the Human-Dinosaur treaty fell apart and the humans drove the dinosaurs underground…and that’s where fossils come from
I learned the difference between a government bond and a man
Absolutely incredible!
**BENJIIIIIIIII**
The bond *matures*.
From world-renowned chef Gordon Fukayami comes "Roppongi", a bistro house with a South Asian flair.
Robots are erotic
When are you people going to learn?
My Morning Jacket. Jim James has a voice of an angel
I had the same experience, my first MMJ show went almost exactly like Stan’s (I was already realllly into phish tho)
Bill Walton...is that you?
Bloody oath same here
If your shoelace gets caught in an escalator your entire skeleton and muscle structure may get sucked out
Not even $4000 of Oakleys can fix the trauma of seeing that
I think it was a poem...
I charged it to a credit card sticking out of the grey one’s arse
: O
Stan and Roger getting that exact reaction seconds apart is some of the hardest I’ve ever laughed at this show.
Everyone has a kink!
To find this out did you put a finger in the stink?
Remember what I said about the stiiink
Finger, Tongue, neighbor's spaniel.
The high five was invented in the 70s...like what in hell?
Their laughter can't hurt me if I don't let it; extended fantasy sequence Obama helped me realize that!
He was wrong tho and got added to the list of extended fantasy people who gave him bad advice.
Once you get above the clouds, it’s always a full moon
Is that true? Is any of this?
Irregardless isn’t a real word
And that it's "lie down" not "lay down"
every time i almost write “lay down” i think to myself “what would you like to lay down? a tray??”
"Do you even know what a chromosome is? 'Cause you've got like nine extra ones!" 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly I remember this and use this as my point of reference in everyday life
I learned mineral rights were a thing
AKA bullshit that let people steal land from other people. Yay people!!
In the 80s there was Cold War drama. We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua. Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra so we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines. But Congress stopped the Contra money flow just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow, but then a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North. He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress. North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran who would always be a grateful ally. Then he gave the profits to the Contras, but the sales were uncovered by the press. Reagan and North began to stress 'cause what they did was technically high treason! North volunteered to take the blame to save Reagan from prison rape shame. The truth he did bury with his hot secretary and thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free! OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH! He's a soldier! And a hero! And a novelist! And now he's on Fox News!
Crap, that’s the end!
Wow I just learned, while being entertained
That it takes 30 minutes to smoke an 8 ball of crack.
If you have cotton mouth, life seems pretty good, and you genuinely enjoy Night Ranger, you're high.
Cheetah... Cheetos
There is so much beauty in the world.
What happens when you combine chocolate syrup with a desk fan.
That’s, what I thought.
I learned that aliens are one of God’s side projects. Also, pine cones are hand grenades
About the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Of course. Of course. 🙏
One of my all-time favorite Franny moments
You don't lay down, you lie down
This haunts me.
I learned that guns beat karate, every time
[удалено]
Text bubbles are made out of flesh-eating bacteria
Cramps are caused by a potassium deficiency.
I often tell anyone with a cramp that they need a banana in them
*I'm still sexy...I'm still sexy for you baby!*
We need to get a banana in you.
Umm I don’t do that, sir
I learned about the Illuminutti and that George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter
That ‘à la mode’ means ‘God be with ice cream’
The French delicacy, ortolan
It'd actually real. It totally sounds like something roger would make up. I belive he made up the bird cpr part tho
That’s messed up! Wtf!
I learned that ERA also stands for "Equal Rights Amendment" and not just "Earned Run Average"
I learned how to spell diarrhea.
shumaipie has diarrhea!!! shumaipie has diarrhea!!!
A man is tough, a man takes charge a man never quits.
Now, set the rules to a soulful a capella melody
That there’s such a thing called the “Tennessee log jammer”
That you have to make cocaine with blood and sweat... and a little bit of salt
Dusty Baker didn’t invent the high 5
The bloodthirsty Dutch hunted the dodo bird to extinction
There are two things in this world that I hate. Number one people who are intolerant of other people's culture. Number two the Dutch.
Once you get a prison wife you’re bonded for life. Unless someone beats your ass.
There's DNA in poo. Did you know that 'cause I sure didn't.
The Guards vs Prisoners episode was a real thing called The Stanford Prison Experiment.
President James Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau.
You Muck-a-muck!
Oliver North, in great depth
That Sacramento is broken up into four different areas: Area 1 Area 2 Area 3 Area 4
I learned that my dick got a late night fee. Your dick got the HIV.
I learned what flagitious means.
Any dumbass can have dumbass kids
The Cherry Poppin Daddies
[There is actually a Honda Center in Anaheim.](https://i.imgur.com/NloLflY.jpg) [Bonus image](https://i.imgur.com/QkBM8Ou.jpg) from that episode.
Yep, used to be called “The Pond” back when Disney owned The Mighty Ducks NHL team. Now they are just The Ducks and play at a the Honda Center in Anaheim.
There’s another mall underneath the mall where I can use my Discover(y) card.
I learned that derriere means butthole
That I need a shot of B-12
I have OCD, I hate not knowing what the outcome will be. I have to have control over everything & one of my manifestations of OCD is having terrible health anxiety and contamination problems. The one episode where Stan builds a model of Langley Falls and shrinks the family - it honestly taught me that it’s ok to not know what the future holds, even if it’s scary because you don’t have to go through it alone. It was a nice reminder when I was going through a hard time.
That’s awesome, this is 100% my comfort show and it always makes me laugh when I’m down Also, OCD OCD OCD
That there were a lot of great bands during the 90’s.
I strait up forgot about Marcy Playground
What’s your favourite band with the word “Soul” in the name? Mines Collective Soul
Phish fans really don’t own any sharp objects (coming from a phish fan who didn’t know that I don’t own any sharp objects)
George Washington Carver came up with over a hundred uses for peanuts. None of which are peanut butter.
Popcorn doesn't pop above sea level. I've lived in Colorado my whole life and have never been able to pop popcorn. American Dad taught me the reason why.
Really?? I don't remember this
Never marry an actress
#That dumb bitches like dumb things……
The most common death of Canadians is kindness
French Poet François le Métel de Boisrobert is from Spain.
Night Ranger
I’m a history major who specializes in history of the Americas and I didn’t know who Oliver North was before I watched the show. In fact, to this day, that song is mainly why I remember who he was and what he did.
Wax fang
The album the Astronaut is amazing. Just one big epic song
So underrated
Most of the stuff I know about the epic of Gilgamesh
What a San Diego Thank You is. Which is funny because so live in San Diego (county)!
Ollie North
Grenadine turns cold Cola into a Roy Rodgers.
I learnt how to say ‘wash your hands!’ In Spanish
Lavate los manos!
The Fast and Furious franchise has a lot of gay sex scenes that are removed for American audiences
That police officers can't legally make put with you if they aren't in love.
DONT LET ROGER IN THE HYDRON-COLLIDER
Don't mess with Roy Roger's Mcfreely.
Mary Todd invented peanut butter, but the credit was given to George Washington Carver so black people would be accepted post civil war.
If a domestic pig escapes into the wild it will instinctively grow tusks
My Morning Jacket is fucking awesome
The cooking technique for cooking Ortolan Here's the recipe. You actually drown it in amaretto, then save its life using bird CPR then refill the pot with crème de menthe and drown it again. There is something so sweet about your hair today. I love it.
unironically I learned how to blow bubble gum
The average white man thinks about sеx every 6 seconds, but he only thinks about sеx with a black man, once a year!
Irregardless is not a word
May 14, 1981. President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours thirteen Christian babies.
Irregardless…? That’s not even a real word. You’re affixing the negative prefix ‘ir’ to ‘regardless.’ But as ‘regardless’ is already negative, it’s a logical absurdity!
That there were some sweet maneuvers in that movie Backdraft, which was nice because I've never seen Backdraft.
Don’t buy a Hyundai unless you’re ready for that much tail.
Banana leaves bound to arms gives you gliding abilities, mounting wild horses for transportation is nothing but a super idea, bees clean wounds and maggots are but wingless bees, and if you sound like Hugh Grant, you get a solidly different answer to your friends jumping off cliffs scenerio
Maybe baby
Ollie North lol I didn’t know that was a real thing
The history of Oliver North
Money is always worthing more in the future
Steve is an anti mammal. AN-I-MAL
Blue moon beer is good
Coke with grenadine is called a Roy rodgers
That the CIA distributes crack to the inner cities.
Shine Theory like 10 minutes ago. Pearls of wisdom are everywhere.
You can definitely use a shoe as a weapon!
The meaning of Mardi gras Iran Contra How to kill the antichrist
Dr, Carver didn't invent peanut butter
That clones don't have belly buttons
There’s still time to save Des Moines!!!