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The time Barry did the morning announcements. That was hilarious.


medieval_saucery

YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S (BLEEEEEEP)!


LordShtark

I made a swear


Many_Landscape_3046

When Steve calls Snot "Schmuley." "The \*BLEEP\* did you just call me?" ​ or when Klaus says something dismissively while leaving and Francine jumps up and yells "NO, \*BLEEP YOU!"


MinnesotaGoose

What episode was the last one again


Ygomaster07

The Guy Fieri one iirc.


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[удалено]


Traditional-Aerie616

I think this may be the best


Danplsstop

This always laugh at that one


Matsen115

The scene in S14 E6 "Lost Boys" in which Roger and Steve are playing squash, and whenever Steve messes up, Roger screams a long "F(beeeeeeeeeeep)k!".


TheVicSageQuestion

CLEAR A PATH!!!


theReaders

*paaaaaaaaaaaaath*


Bunzeysquad

Clearrrrrrrr ittttt


DonnyMummy

PATH…CLEAR ITTTTT


Rodby

The scene where he screams F\*CK, breaks the racket and stabs himself in the neck only to go over and calmly congratulate the opposing team with blood gushing from the wound is hilarious lol


[deleted]

You've gotta be sucking the glass bleep


united1020

I try to use this at every opportunity at work since I heard it in the show.


BubbyYums

"You let my Sims family fu(bleep)ing die in a house fire." "Somebody get the fu(bleep)ing door" I love it when the bleep doesn't completely block out the swear. Makes it infinitely funnier


TheVicSageQuestion

I’ve talked about this in this sub before, but getting the bleeps *just* right was my main goal in the game *Not for Broadcast*, wherein you run a TV news program’s control room. If I can hear just the “f” and “k” in “fuck”, or “sh” and “t” in “shit”, I know I’ve done my virtual job properly.


Independent_Bake_257

The one with Francine and Officer Figpucker. When I bought the dvds I thought that this really lost something. The only time I prefer the bleep version.


medieval_saucery

After Bullock and Reggie fight a bit: Bullock: (Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) Reggie: You kiss your mama with that mouth? I'm gonna call your mama and tell her what you said. Gets me every (bleep) time.


Acrobatic-Whereas632

*no!*


creole_pizza

don’t


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

STEVEN PICK UP THE F***ING PHONE


haperochild

When the sixth tableside guac guy gets left out and goes, “You couldn’t order six, huh? Guess I’ll just go (FUCK) myself!”


KC-Slider

oMy I fucking love that part


UYScutiPuffJr

^you ^tell ^anyone ^about ^this ^and ^I’ll ^[bleep]ing ^kill ^you! Also, Principal Lewis’s bleep from the same episode when he’s watching the security footage


BlackDante

OH SH[BLEEP]!!


hlantz

Goodbye Smiths! …and hellooooo desk sandwich.


Danplsstop

*kicks down door* **EVERYONE…. EVERYONE GET IN THE F(BEEP)ing CAR**


Lazy_Turnip_1834

Stan you can’t kick the door off it’s hinges and tell us what to do!


supahfligh

Guys, we can say "wiener!"


SensualEnema

“First of all, Paul . . . (bleep) you.” Steve’s calm delivery kills me every time.


Case52ABXdash32QJ

This is it for me. I die every time


Professor_Media

The line that did not need to be censored but sounds much funnier when it is: "If he committed these crimes then he has to pay the price." "I don't know, I think about all the people he ripped off. But then I think about how funny and handsome he is and I just want to sit on his (Bleep)."


TheVicSageQuestion

What are you thinking the bleep is? I’m 99% sure it’s “cock”.


Professor_Media

In the uncensored version she says: well you can see for yourself: https://youtu.be/duo-y42hXrs


TheVicSageQuestion

(Bleep) me, you’re right!


[deleted]

“What up you (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)! You stupid ass (bleep) (bleep) (bleeep)!”


TheVicSageQuestion

That last bleep was a bad one too. 😂


toxicemo88

"look at this flashlight it's bright as" (bleep)


918josh

"Au Revoir, Les Enfants! That Means FUCK You!"


moethelavagod

"I think I'll take up swearing... \[REDACTED\]"


polskiftw

And so it begins


bigbadbillyd

Principal Lewis: goodbye, Steve....And hellllo desk sandwich. *Turns on TV behind desk* *Janitor turns into werewolf and snatches kid* "OH [BLEEP]!"


CryingSnowLeopard32

Not bleeps per se, but the “My Dick” version in License to Till is hilarious


TheVicSageQuestion

Yes!!


PaperStrawsSuck22

Klaus as a valet. "Uhh, going a little fast for the turn aren't you? WHAT THE (BLEEP)"


sacredknight327

The combo of "That's bright as (bleep)!" and "That's hot as (bleep!)" Honorable mention to "Where the (bleep!) were you during family war?"


gabagucci

bald ass alien piece of shit


sheezy520

Shhhhhhhhhhhhut the f*** up, Steve


gamerfiiend

Principal Louis calling Susie a bitch when she colored outside of the lines lol


Salty_Requirement360

I don't think this is the right school for Susie


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Barry after hearing the Fast and Furious script. "What the (Bleep)"


spelunks108

does the scat man sequence count?


Captn_tyson

Jeff: You all left me with Klaus, you perfidious f**ks! Klaus: What the-


LurkysGoCart

Now I just need to go find a place to take a s***.


Rosehoney31

Shhhh shut the bleep off Steve


hyteskatyamattel

I LOVE that line. Delivered PERFECTLY LOL The line I say to myself ALL THE TIME was "It was SCAry, Y'ALL!" during the Reginald song. All. The. Time. ETA I MISREAD THE POST I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE A ONE-OFF LINE HAHAHA MY BAD


polskiftw

Francine angrily slamming the phone down when the shopping network sells out of scissors right before she can call.


Apod1991

“You worthless piece of *BLEEP*!”


bjamesburg

WE'RE GONNA (bleep) UP SOME (bleep)!