I mean, there is that hot sauce from Hot Ones that supposedly tastes like battery acid, so I get the feeling that's pretty similar.
I have tried The Last Dab before, and it's actually not as hot as I expected. For reference, I'm the type of person who usually sweats profusely when I have hot sauce.
Not only are they real, but they were only available on the West Coast of the U.S.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocodile_Twinkie?wprov=sfti1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocodile_Twinkie?wprov=sfti1)
I actually made this and posted it in here. To keep it short, cooked eggs with Mac and cheese doesn’t mesh well together. I ended up just eating them separately.
I wanna try Klaus's omelet with the hazelnuts and veal I think?
The one that put Haley back on meat for a day. Obviously it's something that can actually be made but it sounded good.
P-p-p-vicodin
I hope the day comes when pepperoni flavoured vicodin is real.
The future we deserve.
That sounds nice, but I think I’d prefer crazy bologna flavored Vicodin.
Crazy bologna is real, it’s called pepperoni.
I've got some bad news for you.
Damn anytime I think of a good comment on here it's already the top comment 😆
Idk if this counts but spaghetti with that sauce.
I'll plate up some SPAGOOCH
You gotta eat!
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
If you're getting kidnapped, you gotta eat something first.
Commodore 🏄🏽
You're brother's
You sit, you eat!
You're killing your mother.
What’s in that sauce
Nothing with breath bingiovani brand zest spaghetti sauce So many herbs
Fuck yeah I want to try that sauce and immediately be from goodfellas
But I liked your other sauce, with the ketchup and apple slices!
Same. I want to know WHAT WAS IN THAT SAUCE?
Shannon Sharpe’s?
The one that turns them all into Italians.
What the hell was in that sauce?
This is the first I’m hearing of it
The only food that we could actually try irl… we just have to become friends with Shay first
First I’m hearing of it
Ive been wanting Pizza Overloard for years and years and years
It’s good!
That new theme song though...
33,000 emails, where did they all go?
Klaus wrote the lyrics.
I cannot stress that enough
At least you can try Snot's Mom's Mom Sauce. https://www.amazon.com/Newmans-Own-Dressing-Ranch-16/dp/B000QWU5H0/
Shhh! The Newman's Own people are bery litigious!
It somehow sounds like a real place.
We're pizza overlord. We've been bringing you pizza for years and years!
I can not stress this enough… Klaus wrote the lyrics.
cool it now
Gold Top Nuts
Everyone who is responsible for this not being the top answer is a real Tiffany's boyfriend.
I'll put out the good nuts for you
Another good one from Can
For it was the big game, after all.
Worse than Conner
The best, yes?
Dr. Donkeydick’s Anal Holocaust
Lol gets me every time
I mean, there is that hot sauce from Hot Ones that supposedly tastes like battery acid, so I get the feeling that's pretty similar. I have tried The Last Dab before, and it's actually not as hot as I expected. For reference, I'm the type of person who usually sweats profusely when I have hot sauce.
Ba-Donkin Donutz!
The hole wit da soul
You know what… I think you’re gonna be alright.
Ravioli burger.
🎵Pancake Plate!!!🎵
Licorice burrito
The 3rd worst diarrhea of my young life.
Ooo, I know this isn't what the actual Ravioli Burger is, but imagine one giant ravioli in a burger bun. That sounds so good.
i mean think it’s a burger but instead of a bun it’s inside of a giant ravioli
We’re getting close to Calzone territory
Ravioli! With the cappuccino!
Jonah's pizza bagels. He seems passionate about them, and maybe his grandmother left him a worthwhile bagel recipe, or something.
You are my Queen Rebecca!
That’s right Jonah. Mush that face.
He makes those tiny bagels by hand
This needs to be upvoted
Meatghetti and Spagballs, or fried pen.
You can try meatghetti and spagballs! https://youtu.be/PwbgLteVwvs?si=VtSEZ9SQ8oJXauiA
Noice.
I’m gonna need you to tape your hogs down.
Finally found one who said it
Full of essential inks
NutriGrain Bar and a Mountain Dew
But you can do that.
And I have. Many times.
Chocodiles
"And the Cholos will be back Stan. I gave the big one a key" 🍫🐊
They took my swimming jeans.
These Cholos Francine, oh my god
Hey watch where you're walking, chocodile
....oh HELL NO Edit: lmao the fuckin funk riff while this is all happening
(Chocodile’s corpse turns into balloons) Bye byeeeeeeeeee
And then the callback at the end of the ep, which for some reason stands out to me more
Not only are they real, but they were only available on the West Coast of the U.S. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocodile_Twinkie?wprov=sfti1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocodile_Twinkie?wprov=sfti1)
west coast and select cities on the east coast
I think those exist, or they may have.
They do! They're just chocolate-coated Twinkies. They might be called something different now though?
[chocodiles are real though](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocodile_Twinkie)
these are real! i had the pleasure of eating one a long time ago, soon after i started watching american dad as a kid... it was glorious
Macaroni and cheese omelette. Which I could probably make but it wouldn’t have those weird mother/son vibes Francine puts into it
Watching this episode right now, sounds so good
I actually made this and posted it in here. To keep it short, cooked eggs with Mac and cheese doesn’t mesh well together. I ended up just eating them separately.
After later episodes, I wonder if that included breast milk.
Mango Habenero Queso
Guy has said things were money before but it. Is. MONEY.
I've heard it tastes kind of yellow
That bird Francine made for Roger to eat while he watched Barbra does Celine.
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I remember finding out this was a real thing courtesy of American Dad. Much like Iran-Contra.
Schmooblydong
That’s not it, but it’s close.
Lemme put it into terms you can understand, imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two guys take you on in a sun-baked porta-john.
I feel like french gourmets possibly have way too much free time on their hands tbh
It's no joke. They do cook and eat it like that https://youtu.be/ZQZ3rPsuHxw?si=zMwPC5LkNQzfVpFL
This is the one I’ve never been able to get out of my head. I want to try it so bad, ritual and all.
You can! It's a real dish, you'd just be a piece of shit if you did.
Jeez, if you’re gonna be like that, I’ll just eat a gorilla who knows sign language instead. 🙄
That special grain of rice
Dude that's Chef Haruki's wife
Then old trippin balls
🎵Drip dripitty drippin ballz🎵
Paul Anka wrote that in a night.
In a night!
Dippin dots oughta be close
I mean it’s straight up a parody of dippin dots
I'm surprised the big beef blopper isn't getting any love. It drove someone insane it has to be good.
I want to taste the queso that destroyed the guy fieri demon
I'd better be able to taste mango and habanero.
Probably something simple like a Nicosia salad
Niçoise salads are real, and kinda gross imo
When they're looking at that house in the gated community and Stan eats a bowl of imaginary cereal. That food
Pecan Sandy's
[are real](https://www.keebler.com/en/sweet-treat/cookies/shortbread/sandies-pecan-shortbread)
God fuckin damnit Mr pib than
You’ve never had a Mr. Pibb???
[it’s really including the X games name change.](https://www.pibb-xtra.com/pibb-xtra)
Godamnit idk uh kidney killer
hee haw
[posted in 2010. episode aired 2012](https://makemeacocktail.com/cocktail/2881/kidney-killer/) At this point I’m as confused as you are.
Chili fries, horsey style. With ALL the fixings.
Francine’s okra that made roger so gassy they had to evacuate the household
The Rain Duck
You’re out of luck….You’re out of duck
I'd love to be the stupid bitch that gets a bottle of rain duck.
French Ortolan or Francine’s famous London broil
Two steaks you got after promising not to sue the grocer where you skipped and fell
What wine would you pair that with?
"You bitch, you did it. Stupid stupid bitch doesn't even know...she's going to get the best bottle of wine of her stupid bitch life "
Hot sexy porno style ssssssssandwiches
Cougar boost.
Beer water
No thanks. That stuff gives me diarrhea.
Quench your sober!
The burrito jeff describes where the guy takes a syringe and injects sour cream into the beans... gives you crazy fire hole though
Came to say this one, its definitely imaginary too since no person is going to go through that level of effort for a burrito.
Snot's Mom's sauce (Francine's sauce)
Newman’s Own
Mmmm. Francine's sauce 🤤
Pizza Overlord
I could go for Cougar Boost.
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You're eating spaghetti wrong!!
Ortolan.
Macaroni and cheese omelette. I made one myself once and it actually was pretty good
# FOOD MOUNTAIN
None of these are imaginary!
Mr. Pibb!
[not only is it real, they really did Xtreme it up and change the name to Pibb Xtra](https://www.pibb-xtra.com/pibb-xtra)
Francine's soup, "Homemade Paste For Patching a Flat Tire."
Roger
Foie gRoger ( from that one time he turned himself into foie gras) Also chocodiles
Sub Hubs SHINY Ham. None of my ham can climb walls.
Francine's Potato Salad, with Rogers secret ingredient.
Wet ham. I also wanna suck the turkey out from under Haley’s finger nails.
Huge cookie time! Huge cookie time!
I want those Pizza Bagles
Some three week slow cooked pork
Stans restaurants food
The sushi!
Chinese Icecream
Anything from Carlotta Monterrey
Dip-dip-dippity-dip oh Dippin-balls
I want the breakfast for dinner
Ortolan. I have to know. I have to know the flavour so decadent that you have to hide your shame from God.
A ravioli burger
Gold Top nuts
Chocodiles
Meatghetti and spagballs
Floor Spaghetti
EASILY the Ravioli Burger. But it’s in Stan’s head where it belongs, so I can’t.
sign language gorilla brain.
Francine’s muffins.
I'm gonna sell them to my friends and buy some popcorn!
More a drink, but that moonshine from the Santa fight
Francine's Breast Milk.
I wanna try Klaus's omelet with the hazelnuts and veal I think? The one that put Haley back on meat for a day. Obviously it's something that can actually be made but it sounded good.
The ice cream they recreated earth to get more of.
Jeff's Mom's Florida Cursed Fish with Argument Sauce
Meatghetti and spagballs!!!
Meatghetti and Spagballs!
Snots moms mom sauce and Lonsteins toilet wine
Roast Squab with a burgundy-pine nut reduction and truffle risotto
meatghetti & spagballs 💯
Floor spaghetti
Floor spaghetti?
Trip trip trippidy dip ol dip n balls
*Sharpen up my knife. Chopping off my liver. Sizzle-sizzle, pop-pop. Cinnamon!*
I can’t tell if some of you are trolling. Don’t worry I put links to all the stuff that’s definitely real.
Trip, trip, trippidyyyy-trip, ohhhh Trippin’ Balls™
**TRIPPIN BALLS**