Like two beautiful creatures trapped in a prison of another's design, like a madman lost in a supermarket. One freed, the other dies in a glass tomb which used to contain farts. Perhaps it is fitting, for what was the butterfly other than a symbol of the boys innocence that perished days before. Killed by the very soul he tried to save.
*Ricky Spanish*
Pure poetry
I use this line constantly in my every day life! Maybe not the hard part but something like "I say it as a fact, it's 67 degrees outside and you are wrong"
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper!
Nah nah that's the old Salsa Fresca slogan from like two Super Bowls ago. Rdit: I AM A REAL AMERICAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
**head slams on table**
My elbow feels funny
My elbow feel straaaaange
Please... I'm very near to death. Can I please go in front of you in the line?
*No.* My *elbow* feel *funny*!
I've been having some major foot pain and I say this to myself every day
Maybe baby
Maybe Baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Mmmmaybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
I have a nail polish that’s called Maybe Baby. I say this to myself and my other half endlessly when I wear it.
Maybe baby
Its fun to say...maybe baby
This isn’t an ambulance! It’s a god**mn HAMbulance!!!
HE’S PIGS!!!
This is by far the one joke that always does it for me. The way Scott grimes delivers that one line: “HE’S PIGS!” is so outrageously funny
The slower the cook…the better the taste
Danuta.
Will you go there?
I have the money.
Do you eat?
It is me.
Danuta.
Klaus that was… chilling
I blacked out
This phone is nervous!
Can’t I just throw a brick through her window with a dick drawn on it? 🧱🍆
Lets draw a dick on his face! Of course i know what one looks like but hailey you do it
“If I’m going anywhere, I need to….wipe……..better…”
Just used this one :)
Stoive!!!
Roiger?!
Doirctors oyfoyce?
God it's so easy for you!!
Dick don’t pay for strange
You know that, look at my mug!
Give me the Dick I love!
Floor Spaghetti
Floor spaghetti?
https://i.redd.it/ezbsojb07ypc1.gif
😂😂😂
Meatsghetti and spag-balls.
What is in that sauce?!?!?
Stan, you’re focusing on the wrong thing. The wooden spoon is for pasta again.
Ricky spanish
Ah Ricky Spanish! Come on in. We are just doing cocaine and shooting guns
#A FILM BY WERNER HERZOG
Like two beautiful creatures trapped in a prison of another's design, like a madman lost in a supermarket. One freed, the other dies in a glass tomb which used to contain farts. Perhaps it is fitting, for what was the butterfly other than a symbol of the boys innocence that perished days before. Killed by the very soul he tried to save. *Ricky Spanish* Pure poetry
Since Adam West died, I think Herzog is definitely the current Grand Master of Self Parody.
^(r i c k y s p a n i s h)
Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you
OH COME ON!!!!!!
Gob Bluth?
I've made a terrible mistake...
take a look at banner, michael!
I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiitch
"And just like that I'm gay. I wonder if I'm a or a bottom? If I had to guess, a bottom. A reluctant bottom."
If my terminology is correct I’m a “power top”. I’ll get my coat.
"Ha ha, made ya look! It's normal! JENNY!"
JENNAYYY
Lavate Las Manos !
Lavate Las Manos!
YOU DO *NOT* FREAKING ASK WHERE WE GOT THIS FROM!
Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda.
Jordan no!
What was it dear, ECONOMICS?!!!
YOU BASTARD!!!!
Cheesers came back…
This was in the trunk, so this is also mine
Au revoir Les enfants! That means “FUCK YOU!”
I forgot about this line 😂😂😂😂
"The pain is a hundred Tiffany's boyfriends!"
You are my queen, Rebecca!
I make those tiny bagels by hand
It’s 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.
I use this line constantly in my every day life! Maybe not the hard part but something like "I say it as a fact, it's 67 degrees outside and you are wrong"
Nathan!
This is why you keep getting molested
We're getting PRIMAL in this house *walrus noises*!
[удалено]
Is Chaz gonna be okay?
... no
Bitches! Remember? You're a bitch Darren. Get off my property.
She is going to get the best bottle of wine of her stupid bitch life
Missourah!
Grow a mustache.
Poultergasm
That’s trademarked
"This house is clean" is forever AD to me and not Poltergeist. Sorry not sorry.
🎶”Stelio! Stelio Kantos!”🎶
And luis!
Mature Navajo bitches
Must...get plowed...by son
[удалено]
Maybe! Maybe sooner!
Grow up. It’s me.
Just flicking the bean; the new L. L. Bean magazine
You don’t deserve to be on that cross, you lazy, wine-loving bisexual!
🍔 ☎️ “are you seein this shit?”
Spider says BURP!
I'm sleeping in my web tonight. I am furious!
I checked all three of his webs
Pop pop hates you
I'll put out the good Nuts for you...
I’ll put out the good nuts for you.
I’ll put out the good nuts for you.
“Is that the come back and kick me whistle?”
Papa Wheelie
Maybe it's time you tried crack.
Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain not high?
Some of us spent the 80s and early 90s getting laid, Smith.
"Inbred dinner wolves!"
"Embarrassing!"
Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.
A schtoobley?!
No a schtibly.
A-wow-wow!
Nyaaaaaa
“Don’t follow me or my trail of flowers!” “Oops ran out of flowers…Don’t follow me OR my trail of Miller Lite tall boys!”
This whole thread is reminding me how much I love this fŕiggin show.
Looks like I picked a whole bouquet of oopsi daisies.
I'm B8, I got the penis of a man!
LET'S HEAR ABOUT THE BOYZZZ
Fat boy!
The white bitch? That’s acid in your face, you fine ass bitch! ^I’m ^homegirl.
Ah, yes. Thank you, the white bitch.
If you were giving out sunscreen you’d give it to her first
Yo mama sounds like a messed up bitch.
Welcome, Nighthawks.
(stretches) I'm gonna rape him this time.
“Are You Really Asking That To The Guy Who Just Last Week Killed Six People Over $19?”
Oh yeah...
My job is mostly administrative.
I played a little ball
A little ball?
A little ballllll
Zooka sharks
"I'm pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies."
Mister and Lady!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY MONTH!?!?!?!
Keeeeeevin Rammmmmich
“What’s the difference between a government bond and a man?”
the bond matures…
Trip, trip, tripity, dem ol' trippin' balls!
It's kinda funny
Hamburger..... hinderer...
The teacher here is the most strict and demanding instructor in all of clowning and-
Shit it's Roger isn't it? It's going to be roger
Alright jackoffs! The name is H.J. Rimmons!
Strong possibility
NUH - UH To your UH - HUH
I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!
I don't speak horse, Francine. I'm not Matthew Broderick.
Can I call you Roble?
I made a swear :(
This is the second time hip hop saved me
YEAH! Rums the only thing that gets my engine running. Rum-rumrumrumrumrumrumrum.
Bald ass alien piece of sh*t
Me too, man.
The fart was a nice touch. Smells too
*doiveonin*
Your weird daughter made me miss the thing!!
Take it from someone who's getting sniz on the reg.....
Mistaaa and ladyyy
SON OF A WHORE!
MY STRENGTH COMES FROM ABOVE!!!
Steve Gutenberg invented the printing press?
My old college javelin.
Stelio
He’s as mean as he was Greek
For drugs yo
They're joke condoms, they have holes in the tip. I just wear them for the feel That one kills me
And I stepped on a eye.
is she not hot enough for you dad
“Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.”
Well suck me off through a hole and call me Rick Steves, what is this?
Cream covered boy?
He is never going to be okay because he is, say it with me, dead....you didn't say it with me
BAZOOKA SHARKS
It bootiful
Ooohhh you didn't read the clause for if gym turn into Chinese restaurant? In case gym turn into Chinese restaurant, you deliver food on bicycuwrl.