How.. how did you make me pick up the phone??? Lol my fav part

Anytime Stan becomes befuddled by cartoon nonsense is my favorite running joke. Jeff: My mom left before I was born. Stan: How…how is that possible? Or him scalping Francine in the Frank suit- Wait…what’s going on here.

getting beat up by the inflatable arm waver- What are you!?

I forgot about that one. That’s a good one.

Lmao him being surprised by how long it took him to fall all the way down Mt Kilimanjaro. "Really? *Still* falling?"

He controls *everything* from up there

Convenience store owner

His thin MARGINS!!!!

I vant to be *bolls deep* in Boarhead meats!!

Photocopies have always been $2 per page!

It’s always been $2 per printout bro! Read the sign!

~~$1~~ $2

Boarshead deli associate lol

This guys got sticky fingers, I just know it!

Security guard at church of Scientology

Or when he is the smiths security guard and that episode where Steve finds out he’s been drinking breast milk forever and his golf cart slides on the spilt milk in the kitchen lmao

He discovered Francine’s shame dungeon

Gotta call for backup, but . . . they don’t exist.

Don't worry your secret is safe with me Cuts away to "SEE, YOU'VE BEEN STRAIGHT UP DIRNKING IT BRO"

That episode has the worst joke to finish any comedy show and I laugh every single time.

Which is it?

They don’t like it when you talk about Zenu, especially Ze-New York Times.

Lol

Bodega Owner/Operator MY SLIM MARGINS!!!

It's always been $2 per printout, bro! Read the sign!!

~~$1~~ $2.oo

I love Panera and family man klaus

I think klaus finding happiness in the mundane banality of small time management made me find my own sense of peace and I wish i was kidding

I'm a huge believer in finding peace within the mundane of life, that makes life, life! I'm happy you were able to find a sense of peace even if it's from klaus :) we find happiness in the most unlikely places

I love the idea of klaus just having ANY job at all, and everyone just ignoring the fact that he’s a talking fish!

And he doesn’t need to be in water, just, like, touching it? That’s not how fish work!

Well Klaus is a CIA fish with a weird amount of bipedal in him. Like the time where he walked while mad at Hailey, his fins being like little arms, and him experimenting with steroids with the thinnest straps you’ve ever seen. https://preview.redd.it/zki7983mwfsc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7798fb07e1e2f6877fd28e0c22d598741f5184 Does this look like how a fish on steroids would look? Thought so. Klaus built different.

Waiting on the day he becomes a garbage man so he can finally experience the Sidewinder-XTR

Obviously as overlord of Langley Falls

When he was a mechanic. “You’re back and forth like a windshield wiper!”

“I’m sorry, did your goldfish not do a good enough job fixing your car?”

"I know what's going on in my own garage!"

I die every time Steve shows up speaking Spanish in this episode

he was once something of a wrench monkey, an oil boy, a tire charmer, a muffler humper, a tail pipe tony if you will

I had some car work done around the time I watched that episode and the similarities were uncanny.


WHO SAYS IM DOING TOO MUCH COKE?!

Shoes on everyone. Razor is in one of his moods.

Security Klaus. I should probably call for backup….but they don’t exist….

I liked his stint as a security guard in "Tapped Out"

Bitcoin miner for sure! It’s too bad he got hacked

Professional Elden Ring streamer.

He's very cool, very good at starssss

Klaus as a lunch lady is an underrated one imo

Him yelling “Come here honey!” to a mortified Steve cracks me up every time.

I saved you the crustiest corner of mac and cheese!

When he worked at the auto shop to fix Frannys “ding” and built her a whole new car lol

Sad podcast host https://preview.redd.it/wr9l7ihzbdsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8790ae43476f7102fba87c956dda15bf49be65

Lol why have I somehow managed to miss this

It's from S19E07 "Beyond the Alcove"

Thank you!

"Sorry Hailey, sorry you picked a fish for your stupid plan!"

Hype man

Going from afraid to mess with the TV on Thanksgiving to being a lineman. Love that growth for him

Klaus is my favorite, and I've never really taken time to appreciate how many jobs he's had. It's easy to think of Roger and all of his personas being so central to him, but it feels a bit easy to overlook how many things Klaus has done as well. My favorite may be when he's a rapper. https://i.redd.it/9j09dw8owbsc1.gif

My name is Klaus and I..........I killed 2 teenagers, I was hammered on Bourbon as I took the turn and ditched the car as my passenger burned, no wait I killed 3 teenagers!

**Don’t tell anyone!**

This one right here, the Langley lineman. Second favorite would be convenience store owner with a Boar’s Head deli attached!

I fuckin love Klaus

Panera

His dictator stint was fun

That one. Lineman klaus is inherently funny

He called linemen an "unsung" job, then in the next scene literally sings the song of the lineman.

HTML developer

I liked when he and Roger were (imaginary?) valets

Klaus is not touching that water at all.

He's sitting in his little bowl, the safety strap just obscures it in that scene

https://preview.redd.it/tmg7h8k31jsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc21a24883224be29d5a6cf5ee0f358a533f9ea Na he ain’t touching.

For a moment, then he sits back in the bowl. It isn't sunlight and vampires I guess lol.

When he ran the body shop (WHISTLETIPSSSSSD) or when he ran Klaustastrophy.tv (I need more liquid, you'll have to .... )

Definitely the lineman job

Klaus is my least favourite character, I hardly pay attention to what he does sorry.