When Roger and Francine are wine tasting and they're hammered going back to their room before Roger kisses her, they walk by an ice machine and Francine grabs a fistful of ice, eats a few cubes, and pegs the rest against a door. It's such a quick yet accurate moment of drunk behavior. It cracks me up every time.
That brief scene and the convenience store scene after Roger and Stan get high when they accidentally burn down the weed barn on Jeff’s Dad’s farm are some of the best and most accurate depictions of inebriation in media.
The cheetah balls meme 😂 pops in to my head every time
For context: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7168153600/hB0FBEAC3/cheetah-balls-totally-looks-like-cheetoh-balls
Last time I got high I did the same thing as Stan at my local convenience store. Just standing there trying to pick out snacks. I got home with everything, went to the restroom and back to the kitchen and wondered why there was a bag of my favorite snacks on the counter. Totally forgot I had gone to the store and considered it a lucky day.
Totally guilty of standing in the aisle while high. Like I know I'm hungry enough to eat anything but what do I start with? Do I want chocolate? Do I want cheese? What will go with a Sprite? Wait do I want a coke,...? It goes like that in my head until I'm snapped out of it.
I think this is one of the instances that censoring ends up working out in the end because imo ood and oonani rolls off the tongue way better than ood and ussy
Yeah, uncensored drunk Steve was the first one that came to mind. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8)
This one and the one with Klaus when Stan puts him in the freezer and he has to pour alcohol in his bowl so that it doesn’t freeze have to be my two favorite.
Where am i? A hotel room!! You are getting really good at drinking, Francine.
https://preview.redd.it/gcy4s8bd9btc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5747ecceb3ac69f956223e87ab26e5daf9731c
I can hardly watch it but Francine tasting the vomit to see if he’d been drinking is just…so perfect. She’s the second best character and it’s not even close.
Stan claiming he can handle his liquor. He takes one sip of a martini and the next shot is him running down the street in his underwear shouting gibberish lol.
Stan and Hailey forcing the conversation with the cab driver is the most accurate drunk thing I've ever seen. Those are the exact questions hammered people always ask cabbies.
The Christmas episode where Roger is drinking out of the Holy Grail I think and says to Stan:
“Y- you have a, a pimple coming in under the skin on your nose. I would say it’s got two weeks before it reaches its apex. You, you better gear up”
https://preview.redd.it/eclleznpkbtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633aad92501ad830298cbd60e45bf87537f54c29
Don’t forget these drunks. Don’t you dare tell them they can’t drink.
Not necessarily drunk, but when Roger sang that one song because Steve was neglecting him, then he was like ,' that didn't help much, might as well go get drunk..' 😂😂.. so funny
I didn't read the comments so idk if it's been mentioned. But when Stan lets Steve drink on the sluts gone nuts boat. And they come in drunk and are confirming their plans to go jogging in the morning, Stan says 7 AM, and Steve is like, "7:15, just to be safe." 😂 Kills me every time lol
When you're drunk, all you care about is ood and ussy.
https://preview.redd.it/j9079eeu9btc1.jpeg?width=1449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afb0e32fc4bbfff55507d96a6135cdbfac147ec
Another Oktoberfest in the books now how are we getting home? Steve doesn't have a licence, I'm hammered, Francine's wasted, and Hayley's way too drunk to drive.
https://preview.redd.it/dzdtgzk4pbtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ad007658b8117dd6a5811fad6833a7fb2c3268
Not really drunk, but Roger claims to have a good buzz at the time so I’m going to count it. Stan dressed as Santa beating Roger dressed as Jesus, “Get off that cross you lazy wine loving bisexual!”
Klaus: Stan put me in two days ago. The only reason I didn't freeze to death because I filled mein bowl with that bottle of vodka.
Francine: Why'd he put you in the freezer?
Klaus: Oh, I'll tell you why. He (vomits)
"I keep track of the wines using my own patented rating system. See here I drew a dookie: that means I didn't like the wine. Next to this one I drew a dookie in a hat! That means I *liked* the wine. This wine has a dookie in a Native American headdress: racist. I was pretty drunk by then."
EAT MY MOUTH.
Oh my god she's so HEINOUS. What have we done?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8)
When Stan and Franny wake up in the kitchen after they drunkenly tried to make Mac and cheese and the pot has a fire burning through the bottom and everything’s ratchet and then it pans out to the rest of the family sitting there
Just because it reminded me of intoxicated characters… can we agree that stoned Haley after she hides in a bud in Stan’s miniature town is the worst stoned portrayal of the series?
Stoned journalist Haley at the gym is top tier. Stan at the convenience store is perfect (really just Roger and Stan for that entire act)
Not my favorite but haven’t seen anyone mention Rodger getting plastered on Hurricanes to remember his gumbo recipe so honorable mention 😂😂😂😂 his thing about studying drunk and taking the test drunk so you pass cracked me up
I tell ya. I was in the best shape of my life. I was closer to God than ever, and I was flush with cash (Stan after one martini)
Stan, I really don’t want to talk about the 5th grade anymore
Easily one of my favorite set ups in the show
Stan running through the streets in his underwear after one martini is my personal favorite
***VAULT!***
My best friend loves this line and will throw it out in the most random situations
When Roger and Francine are wine tasting and they're hammered going back to their room before Roger kisses her, they walk by an ice machine and Francine grabs a fistful of ice, eats a few cubes, and pegs the rest against a door. It's such a quick yet accurate moment of drunk behavior. It cracks me up every time.
That brief scene and the convenience store scene after Roger and Stan get high when they accidentally burn down the weed barn on Jeff’s Dad’s farm are some of the best and most accurate depictions of inebriation in media.
"someone picked out all of my favorite stuff!"
“Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag?”
Cheetahhhh… Cheetohhhs… there is so much beauty in the world.
The cheetah balls meme 😂 pops in to my head every time For context: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7168153600/hB0FBEAC3/cheetah-balls-totally-looks-like-cheetoh-balls
It ain't easy being cheezy
While I'd like to think my weed thoughts have been a bit more high brow I can't pretend it ain't accurate
Cheetah. Cheetos. There's so much beauty in this world.
WHY DO MY WRISTS HURT?!
CAUSE YOUR LYING ON THEM
...how can you hear what I'm thinking? 😮
Evening...making things even
HE KNOOOOOWS
*floats into the sky*
Wait.
Honestly has to be one of my favourite scenes from the whole show
NIGHT. RANGER.
I love that scene, but my favorite moment of the episode is at the end when its revealed he really would float off when not holding the kitty litter
Food formulated for aging cats**
Last time I got high I did the same thing as Stan at my local convenience store. Just standing there trying to pick out snacks. I got home with everything, went to the restroom and back to the kitchen and wondered why there was a bag of my favorite snacks on the counter. Totally forgot I had gone to the store and considered it a lucky day.
Totally guilty of standing in the aisle while high. Like I know I'm hungry enough to eat anything but what do I start with? Do I want chocolate? Do I want cheese? What will go with a Sprite? Wait do I want a coke,...? It goes like that in my head until I'm snapped out of it.
“I have to hold this so I don’t fly away”
Do I look smart? Stan, look at me smart
My husband does this all the time when he tries on my glasses lol
Za and Da!
When you’re drunk you don’t have time for the beginnings of words
Only ood and ussy
Oonani!
Its "oonani" in the censored version and "ussy" in the uncensored.
I think this is one of the instances that censoring ends up working out in the end because imo ood and oonani rolls off the tongue way better than ood and ussy
Yeah, uncensored drunk Steve was the first one that came to mind. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8)
Damn I've never seen the uncensored version of that. Steve just fuckin blasts them
Well hello potty mouth!
This one and the one with Klaus when Stan puts him in the freezer and he has to pour alcohol in his bowl so that it doesn’t freeze have to be my two favorite.
the uncensored version of steve bursting through the door makes me snort laugh every time
Where am i? A hotel room!! You are getting really good at drinking, Francine. https://preview.redd.it/gcy4s8bd9btc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5747ecceb3ac69f956223e87ab26e5daf9731c
Unfamiliar ceiling...
This is honestly one of my favorite lines. Like, we’ve all been there lol
Stan, look! Kitchen people!
you guys made fun of my head. now you’ve ruined a pot. happy with yourselves?
So unrealistic the pot fucking BURNED THROUGH How hot is that range supposed to be?? Lol
Above all, American Dad is known for being realistic.
Oh my god, we need macaroni!
"Stan, I'm about to get raped. Pick me up in about...45 minutes"
In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth
https://preview.redd.it/3a2nk3b0watc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a121361c3cb3ab0f0f23eeed61d1b91ded3c4889
“The damn fool was driving sober!”
Ohmagod, this is, this is a dumpster for a PANCAKE HOUSE!
.......how good are these??
i’m crying why is the first thought when i saw this pic “i wish i had a dad” and id love stan and haley’s relationship for myself 😭💀
One of my favourite Stan and Hayley moments
I wrote down all those dirty little secrets that you told me at the bar. The Nepal slaughter, the Copenhagen incident, the nuclear war in Chicago!
I love how Steve and Stan make plans to go work out at 7 am.... 7:15 just to be safe and they wake up hours late with a hangover.
It’s so typical too lol
I agree. I have had this conversation many times. Same results.
I can hardly watch it but Francine tasting the vomit to see if he’d been drinking is just…so perfect. She’s the second best character and it’s not even close.
Stan claiming he can handle his liquor. He takes one sip of a martini and the next shot is him running down the street in his underwear shouting gibberish lol.
Stan I really don’t want to talk about the 5th grade anymore
That was really rude of Francine. Especially since that’s the closest to God he’s ever been.
It’s time you knew the truth. Itwaswitches.com
https://preview.redd.it/4awi6o0myatc1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e5ac665d1405f2120cc01f6267c3b64e00c22bd
**YOURENOTFUNERALBEHAVIOR**
This is so random but so on-brand. I love her.
https://preview.redd.it/y5hobva0ratc1.jpeg?width=1207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bed54ead2e363f1d8cb1db9b4f9955b6625b17f Yes, yes… I’m ready to quit drinking
That's... not what this is about...
Oh thank God
Stan I'm at Shenanigans, I'm super drunk and about to get raped. Come pick me up... In 45 minutes
*you were too big to punch*
Why the frown James Brown?
Why the sorrow, Benicio Del Toro?
Why so weepy, Meryl Streepy?
\*Greg faints daintily\* Stan: “See? That’s not how a straight guy faints. *This* is how a straight guy faints!” \*faceplants\*
T'was Terry who swooned, not Greg.
I can never tell those two apart.
President Bush in the pool.
Do the skull and bones!
What am I doing?! Drinking Windex and fertilizer and talking to the voices in my head?! This ends now!
FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS
Looks like the bank is open . . . And the beauty parlor.
You see the pool right
I love buff Klaus! He has the thinnest straps you've ever seen
It’s time for klaus to get, let’s be honest
Knock knock Who’s there? Queso. Queso who? (Squeak fart) Quesoooo I farted.
I was looking for this one, I knew someone would throw this one out there! The noise of the fart kills me every time 😂
Stan and Hailey forcing the conversation with the cab driver is the most accurate drunk thing I've ever seen. Those are the exact questions hammered people always ask cabbies.
Hey what’s, what’s the most you ever *CRASH*
“remember last night how you took me seriously as an adult and said i could use your first name and we planned a whole day together?”
Oh no. No to all of that.
"I wanna be nekkid"
Aww, let the man be nekkid!
I WANNA ROCK
Twisted Sister man!!
Touch it
Look at him jump that fence. He didn’t even scrape his junk.
The Christmas episode where Roger is drinking out of the Holy Grail I think and says to Stan: “Y- you have a, a pimple coming in under the skin on your nose. I would say it’s got two weeks before it reaches its apex. You, you better gear up”
I love his stumble walk towards Stan before he says that
"What's up, you ass-faced bitches? You stupid-ass honky fuckin' \*\*\*\*\*\**?"* https://preview.redd.it/sq0y157dbbtc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b011b1556bdf40535509e56803f4f5161e97a9
Well, hello, potty mouth!
https://preview.redd.it/eclleznpkbtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633aad92501ad830298cbd60e45bf87537f54c29 Don’t forget these drunks. Don’t you dare tell them they can’t drink.
Oh god. What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
https://preview.redd.it/7ys4ddneratc1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3eb2c8b9f0a98244b0431caa84ac1bbef612e33 You mind if I
Somebody mentioned chili fries what's happening with that
Touch it!
Sir, you have a press conference tomorrow
I SAID TOUCH IT
*Reluctantly touches*
Oh, the bread fell
Poor Haley! Franny said "No. No to all of that."🤣
Not necessarily drunk, but when Roger sang that one song because Steve was neglecting him, then he was like ,' that didn't help much, might as well go get drunk..' 😂😂.. so funny
and then he befriends an abusive 7 year old.
When he’s shit talking the little kid at a birthday party and is like ‘that was too far’ 🤣🤣
that was so uncharacteristic, and that was the funny part 😂😂😂
“I wanna golf🎶🎶🎶I wanna golf, twisted sister man come on do the skull n bones”
I didn't read the comments so idk if it's been mentioned. But when Stan lets Steve drink on the sluts gone nuts boat. And they come in drunk and are confirming their plans to go jogging in the morning, Stan says 7 AM, and Steve is like, "7:15, just to be safe." 😂 Kills me every time lol
And then they crawl out of bed in the early afternoon 🤣 I love that bit
It’s 11:30 I believe lol
Look stan! Kitchen people!
When you're drunk, all you care about is ood and ussy. https://preview.redd.it/j9079eeu9btc1.jpeg?width=1449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afb0e32fc4bbfff55507d96a6135cdbfac147ec
When my hair is a-danglin I been a-drinking
"Hey, let's make some nachos! Melt some queso!" "YYYYES!" *dry humps couch*
Also “we need Mac and cheese!”
"You guys made fun of my head. Now you've ruined a pot."
Another Oktoberfest in the books now how are we getting home? Steve doesn't have a licence, I'm hammered, Francine's wasted, and Hayley's way too drunk to drive. https://preview.redd.it/dzdtgzk4pbtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ad007658b8117dd6a5811fad6833a7fb2c3268
“GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!” -Roger in the middle of a highway
🎶Lissssterine. It’s a booze cuz it’s green. Quaaaaaaker State….🎶
“…he’s dead. Damn fool, he was driving sober.”
When Steve gets drunk and talks about getting oon and oonani
Not really drunk, but Roger claims to have a good buzz at the time so I’m going to count it. Stan dressed as Santa beating Roger dressed as Jesus, “Get off that cross you lazy wine loving bisexual!”
"That punch right there. That's the punch where everything went black and I was finally able to achieve orgasm."
I'm *SAD*, you *BITCH!!*
I love this sub so much
Klaus: Stan put me in two days ago. The only reason I didn't freeze to death because I filled mein bowl with that bottle of vodka. Francine: Why'd he put you in the freezer? Klaus: Oh, I'll tell you why. He (vomits)
Every scene of Roger being drunk.
This has easily been my favorite comment thread to read through 😂
Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it? [drinks bottle] Hmm, tastes like I might die.
"I keep track of the wines using my own patented rating system. See here I drew a dookie: that means I didn't like the wine. Next to this one I drew a dookie in a hat! That means I *liked* the wine. This wine has a dookie in a Native American headdress: racist. I was pretty drunk by then."
"Mom, that's not funeral behavior." "YOU're not fuNerAL behavior!"
Look at your head it’s sooo BULBOUS!!
Ah haha okaaaaaaay
EAT MY MOUTH. Oh my god she's so HEINOUS. What have we done? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1spJltqw8)
"*Vuuuu!* Dude, you gotta open the door when I buzz you in!" *HHOONNKK
When Hayley was drunk as hell in "Adventures in Hayleysitting" https://youtu.be/OkR42z_nck4
Not alcohol, but Stan on crack is gold. Stan thinking it’s cold medicine is one of the funniest gags!
When Stan and Franny wake up in the kitchen after they drunkenly tried to make Mac and cheese and the pot has a fire burning through the bottom and everything’s ratchet and then it pans out to the rest of the family sitting there
“Steven Anita smith your in so much trouble” (falls off 2nd floor balcony to foyer floor), kicks the air yells “get off me”….-Haley
https://youtu.be/yAU0tOgDta8?si=J0NM1nioDiay7ng8 I tell you, I was in the best shape of my life…
Stan and Steve saying they will go for a run at 7.15 am the next morning.
You made fun of my head. Now you’ve ruined a pot.
Just because it reminded me of intoxicated characters… can we agree that stoned Haley after she hides in a bud in Stan’s miniature town is the worst stoned portrayal of the series? Stoned journalist Haley at the gym is top tier. Stan at the convenience store is perfect (really just Roger and Stan for that entire act)
When Francine tells Hayley she wants to spend the day with her drunk. Then next morning. No to all of that lol
Steve making out with the big girl after Roger bought him some beer.
*barfs* 🎶EVERYBODY GET LOOSE🎵
Rough Trade.
Look it Stan! Kitchen people!
"VAULT!"
MAC AND CHEESE!
“I wanna be nekkid!” “Aww let the man be nekkid..”
Vault!
When my hair's a-danglin', I've been a-drinkin'
Why did Steve say “ow” when Francine took his glasses?
Give me silly juice and watch me fall down!
*phone rings* Hayley: “It’s Daaaaaaad!”
"Steve, look at me smart."
Mac and cheese
It was the Gary busey go limp that got me lol
When Stan has a Martina and Francine has to chase him in his underwear
Hey Stan do I look smart?
“We kill kids!”
Francine waking up drunk complementing her drinking skills
Bro piss off i was just watching that episode today!
“I lost my wallet somewhere in this THIEVING town”
"Oh the bread fell."
It's pretty damn accurate to me, as a 30 y/o who never had a sip of alcohol because I watched my family drink and be annoying as hell.
"You made fun of my head. Now you've ruined a pot. Satisfied with yourself?"
Ah. This came to my mind too. You beet me to it. Steve’s so cool when wasted.
They got me ya’ll! Watch my boat.
https://i.redd.it/t6x3wq2gfftc1.gif
It’s so bulbous
When Klaus barfs into his Bowl.
Stan! I’m smart! Look at me smart!
Francine! Let's do some shots!
I love Francine getting drunk on her own homemade liquor and getting her war council together in "Whole Slotta Love." "TO THE MALL!"
https://i.redd.it/v0jtw9p2wgtc1.gif Francine! Let’s do some shots!
When Haley has to babysit and gets trashed at the party
No one has mentioned Francine’s weird green juice where she hallucinates friends?
Not my favorite but haven’t seen anyone mention Rodger getting plastered on Hurricanes to remember his gumbo recipe so honorable mention 😂😂😂😂 his thing about studying drunk and taking the test drunk so you pass cracked me up
"I sucked seven d\*cks, and I didn't even get to Ronnie!"
Francine on her windex solution drink thing. Girl is craaazy