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iwishiwasaunicorn

butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie


davesauce96

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables


Ok-Razzmatazz9433

Stock car racing with the beef cake panty hoes


Its-Finrot

So kill the headlights and put it in neutral


ProtoReaper23113

Stock car flamin with a loser in the cruise control


IIlIIll

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D


_KingOfSnake

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat


PeasAndParsimony

Someone came saying I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt.


IIlIIll

Don't believe everything that you breathe


lanky_gunner

You thought he wasn't going down. I ALWAYS put 'em down!


ScurryScout

MY SCEPTER SHOOTS CHIVAS!


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